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< @hlmtre> no
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[DominoEffect] YOU SO MAD BRO THAT WHEN THEY GAVE OUT THE ANNUAL ANGER AWARDS CALLED THE MADDIES THE AWARD FOR MADDEST MAN WENT TO THAT GUY FROM MAD MEN BUT KANYE GOT UP AND SAID TEX WAS THE MADDEST OF ALL TIME

< Dan_de_Board> On your wild TSD adventure?
< Tex> Yees
< Dan_de_Board> Jelly, wish I was going
< kanbo> ha
< kanbo> haha
< kanbo> just thought of something
< Tex> I wish everyone who wanted to go could
< Tex> Sup
< kanbo> when bonekin gets off his plane
< kanbo> he'll be Dan Deboard
< kanbo> ahahhaha
< Tex> Shut uppp
< Tex> Are you high already

< Schooly_B> BoneKin
< Schooly_B> you play video games, right
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< elessar> >2013
< elessar> >still playing video games
< elessar> >shoogy doogy
< Schooly_B> >being in #bf3
< Schooly_B> >not playing video games
< elessar> >2013
< elessar> >not flashing the chrome
< elessar> >not waving the TEC
< elessar> >not flexing the nine
< elessar> not titty spraying the mac
< elessar> >laughinggirls.jpg
< MechWork> wtf is going on?
< Schooly_B> just lsr reminding us why we originally tried to keep this channel hidden from him
< elessar> >2013
< elessar> >getting mad at lsr
< MechWork> I am gonna try to work "titty spraying the mac" into as many sentences as possible today btw

< iTex> ALL THESE COOKIE TINS ARE UGLY
< i7> woman their purpose is to hold delicious fucking cookies, not to look pretty
< i7> if i wanted my cookie delivery to be pretty i'd buy you a plane ticket

< ~hlmtre> and he's diddling around with various businesses?
< Tex> yup
< ~hlmtre> huh
< ~hlmtre> cool
< i5> HAHA YOU SAID DIDDLING
< Tex> haha
< i5> you're missing the reference, he's been making fun of me for saying that for weeks
< ~hlmtre> no wait
< ~hlmtre> you say something else too
< i5> oh wait i do
< i5> diddly daddling
< ~hlmtre> it's DILLYDALLYING
< i5> DIDDLYDADDLING
< ~hlmtre> who's right, tex?
< Tex> I don't understand why you two are so dumb

< Yapok> do you hate children Schooly_G?
< hlmtre> .bonk children
* BlunderwearBot-PY boinks children

< hlmtre> no, BlunderwearBot-PY
< BoneKin> bad bot
< hlmtre> bad
< BoneKin> bad

< Schooly_D> whose idea was it to put tex in charge of food
< Tex> < Schholy> Tex what are u cooking for hbomb
< Tex> < Schholy> Tex what are u cooking for hbomb2
< Tex> < Schholy> Tex what are u cooking for hbomb3
< Tex> < Schholy> Tex what are u cooking for hbomb4
< Tex> < Schholy> Tex what are u cooking for tsdgh
< Tex> < Schholy> Tex what are u cooking for tsdgh.2
< Tex> < Schholy> Tex what are u cookin
< Tex> < Schholy> Tex
< Tex> < Schholy> TEX
< Tex> < Schholy> cook pls
< Tex> < Schholy> no carbs pls
< Tex> < Schholy> jus pancakes
< Tex> < Schholy> did someone say voot?

< elessar> so I wanted to by a rooster
< elessar> and my mom found one on craigslist
< elessar> so I text the dude last night
< elessar> asking him if it's still available
< NartFOpc> just to be clear
< elessar> and this morning her responds with this:
< elessar> +12015551112: Fuck off nigger 6:29 AM
< NartFOpc> rooster is not a sexual innuendo of any sort?
< elessar> nah it's a literal chicken
< NartFOpc> was the text you sent "i still want ur cock"?
< elessar> maybe
< elessar> Me: Hey I saw your ad on craigslist selling a rooster. Is he still available? 9:27 PM
< elessar> anyhow, that compelled me to get out of bed and set up my google voice script
< elessar> so now he's getting a text message every 20 minutes with a useless random fact
< elessar> there are 300 of them, so that comes out to 100 hours, or about 4 days
< +BoneKin> "Thanks for signing up for rooster facts"
< NartFOpc> why would a fact be useless?
< elessar> Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.
< elessar> Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.
< elessar> The national anthem of Greece has 158 verses. No one in Greece has memorized all 158 verses. 8:15 AM
< elessar> i don't even know if these are accurate

< BoneKin> >tfw you can never live down a simple mistake
< Paddy> >mistake
< General_Vagueness> I knew that feel very well from the ages of like 5 to 17, and then I realized I can just not care
< kanbo> >mistake
< General_Vagueness> sometimes I still have moments, though, where I get really down on myself for something I did weeks or months or years ago
< General_Vagueness> usually not *simple* mistakes though
< General_Vagueness> failing a class twice isn't something you just up and do
< BoneKin> sorry to bring up those memories gv, but I was talking about kanbo thinking frips was a word

< kanbo> what a beautiful day outside
< kanbo> makes it really hard to see the screen when the game is dark

< kanbo> >tfw bonekin steals your flippity flops
< kanbo> please throw them away
< kanbo> that was the only time i ever wore them and i wasnt super stoked on them
< Paddy> kanbo so rich he buys new floppys for every bp
< BoneKin> you sure kanbo?
< kanbo> pretty sure
< BoneKin> kk, will do

...

< BoneKin> >when kanbo says they're his flipflops.mp4
< BoneKin> https://gfycat.com/WholeDefiantHamadryas
< NartFOpc> jokes on you
< NartFOpc> kanbo lives in your trash can
< kanbo> oh my god
< Paddy> ABSOLUTE KLEJ
< kanbo> i cant
< kanbo> not at work
< Paddy> .odb add #flippyfloppies #bonk #kanbo #trashlife https://gfycat.com/WholeDefiantHamadryas
< TSDBot> Successfully added item to the Omni DB ( 6S3i4Ujojp )
< kanbo> christ, that was good
< NartFOpc> BoneKin, Mother Fucker
< Tex> Oh jesus
< Tex> I'm crying
< Tex> I need a hip hop horn

< Texhumed> Who the hell is GrumpyCat117
< SkeleKin> the meowster chief
< Texhumed> fuck you
< kanboo> fuuuuuuck

< i7> feelings are for women

< tarehart> I'm gonna play some bf3
< LSR> loser
< tarehart> oh, is THAT what LSR means?
< i7> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_burn_centers_in_the_United_States#New_Jersey

< LSR> guess what I'm buying tomorrow
< NartFOpc> motorcycle
< i7> two motorcycles
< NartFOpc> a motorcycle with a sidecar
< Schooly_D> a motorcycle
< i7> a sidecar without a motorcycle
< NartFOpc> an electric bicycle
< Schooly_D> tumblr

< i7> remember that paperclip faggot in microsoft word or whatever?
< BoneKin> clippy
< i7> what a little shithead

< &Schooly_G> I want a life where I come home and have to tread carefully because I never know when or from where my red panda will jump on me playfully
< &Schooly_G> Then we'd play voot
< Schooly-B> did someone say voot?

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< Texmas> Hey tall, white and ok-looking
< Texmas> whats up
< brewman> Got banned from Gaf because I made a joke that Guests in matchmaking should only get 3/5ths of a vote

< TDSpiral> Go ahead and quote me on this
< TDSpiral> I like crime and I'm a criminal

< snipe> I'm starting to worry about lionheart
< snipe> I'm worried he'll keep coming back

< Schooly_D> I don't spend money on bitches. and rets is a bitch

< Dan_de_Board> I want sweet things :(
< Dan_de_Board> I am a fat man trapped in a somewhat fit guy's body
< Tex> toot sweets
< Dan_de_Board> toot toot
< Tex> wanna trade? I dont like sweets but god damn if I dont want sour cream and cheese on errything
< Dan_de_Board> I'm afraid I don't have any of the like on me
< BoneKin> are you getting therapy to transition to a fat man's body? do we have to use different pronouns?
< snipe> Fatself
< Dan_de_Board> Transfat

< DominoEffect> do you like alice in chains
< vector40> only if she's gagged too
< vector40> otherwise it's all waaaah, help, police

< i7> will-fro i still don't have your number
< will-fro> (707) 555-5862
< will-fro> If you give it to someone else
< will-fro> Then they will also have my number

i7 | reporting live from underneath my car

< @Lucifer7> hello hlmtre i'm going to leave this here for hopefully eventually feedback i got talked into giving a talk about irc in a few weeks can you think of any subjects in particular i should focus on
< @Lucifer7> this is meant for general ppl not complete sperglords so i don't have to start talking about numerics and caps and whatnot but i'm trying to make sure i cover all bases for someone new to the irc chatting experience
< LSR> tell them it sucks dick

< BoneKin> TSDBot: get me a printout of people who vote for Halo 4
< TSDBot> http://i.imgur.com/JUolozM.jpg

< jennos> I wonder how Nart is handling the sea life.
< BoneKin> I think he's really immersed himself in that life
< kanbo> he's swimming in it
< Tex> He's in over his head
< BoneKin> this isn't a subtle, naval-gazing experience. he's increasing the depth of his knowledge, so he can get full speed ahead in his career. he doesn't want to be in ballast place.
* BoneKin is murdered

< Tex> God
< Tex> Just leave and never come back
< kanbo> "doesn't want to be in the ballast place"?
< BoneKin> it's bad and a stretch
< BoneKin> last place
< kanbo> booooo
< kanbo> I misread it too
< kanbo> I get what you mean though. hopefully his prospects don't take a dive.
< kanbo> that would be sub-optimal
< kanbo> he might go nuclear
< kanbo> at least he has plenty of mates around to support him
< kanbo> who can help him decompress
< kanbo> I know he's under a lot of pressure
< snipe> This is why I smoke meth

< DominoEffect> I tried ordering KFC's gravy as a beverage before
< DominoEffect> they wouldn't give it to me
< DominoEffect> I was bummed out for the rest of the night
< DominoEffect> it's like, fuck man, you make a living off of making people unhealthy food, if I want to replace my blood with your mashed potatoes I should be able to
< DominoEffect> this is america, god dammit

* Paddy emerges from the ocean
< Paddy> howdy

-!- mode/#tsd [-b NartFOpc!*@*] by Schooly_G
< NartFOpc> HALO
< NartFOpc> 2
< NartFOpc> MP
-!- mode/#tsd [+h NartFOpc] by Schooly_G

< @kanbo> hi pybot
< pybot> hi kanbo
< @kanbo> is this love

< @hlmtre> oh, by the way guys
< @hlmtre> we're going to have some downtime this afternoon
< @hlmtre> new comcast line
< @BoneKin> k
< MechWork> k
< @hlmtre> k
< @hlmtre> GASP
< @BoneKin> FG: RACIST

< Tex> Dad called :*)
< Tex> They went to his hometown and his parents graves, even the place where our clan originated. Cool stuff.
< Tex> Wish I could go
< KP> why can you not
< Tex> I don't have any deep desire to go until I've reached spinster lady status
< Tex> Also ain't no way I'm taking a month off to go to a place where I'm not drunk every night
< %BoneKin> I mean, you could try. I don't see what could possibly go wrong
< Tex> YOU LISTEN HERE *HIC* AYYY-ATOLLAH
< Paddy> Iranians learn the secrets of the bomb from American grill engineer
< Paddy> "tell us more about HBOMB"

* kanbo is now known as Tex
< Tex> .tell Tex Morning yall
< pybot> I'll let Tex know when they're back.
* Tex is now known as kanbo
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< Tex> Man I wish my friends picked better places to eat drunk tacos at. I feel like shit.
< pybot> Hey Tex, Tex says "Morning yall"
< Tex> Aw
< Tex> Wait
< Tex> Who the fuck was on my nick

< thraust> is this for the parent who wants their kid to be a web developer?
< Tex_> beats me
< Tex_> I want my kid to be a microscopic stain in a landfill

< Jester> okay so I got a bit hungry for a snack last night, sweet tooth kicked in, and I went to the kitchen. Upon investigation I found some granola/chocolate bars in some plain white wrappers that looked yummy. I ate 4 of them because fuck yeah chocolate. Turns out there were fiber bars and now my poop is rock hard :(

< elessar> >not going on /fit/
< bhhorg> is she, /fit/?
< elessar> yes
< elessar> yes she is
< +BoneKin> lol, where did that come from
< rets|audrey> hlmtre: you should set bhhorg to do his thing whenever anybody says '>'.
< bhhorg> anybody used the bundle sticks
< +BoneKin> I think he just called somebody a fag
< +BoneKin> bhhorg is way more internet trolly than I remember
< bhhorg> this internet is wild stuff

< Tex> >mfw my dog ate my underwear
< @hlmtre> >yfw that was just a tiny snack
< Tex> bitch
< @BoneKin> dogs are weird
< Tex> I've heard of dog eating dirty clothing
< Tex> so getting my clean clothes is the weird part to me
< Tex> Now I can't just leave my clean clothes in the basket anymore uggggghhh
< @BoneKin> at least they were clean and you don't have to be disgusted by your dog
< @BoneKin> mine used to raid the bathroom trashcans and go for my sister's pads D:
< @BoneKin> and then I had to clean up the mess D: D:
< MechWork> Mine just drinks from the toilet
< MechWork> frequently
< @BoneKin> mine were never tall enough to do that
< MechWork> I think she likes how its head level and does not have to bend over
< @BoneKin> otherwise they might have tried
< MechWork> She knocked over sarah's dresser yesterday
< MechWork> trying to eat leftover crackers
< MechWork> I was pretty mad about that
< MechWork> got some drink all over the bed
< MechWork> and a bunch of other stuff
< MechWork> >dogs
< Tex> Mine isn't tall enough for the bowl drinking. But the pad thing I've heard before.
< @BoneKin> is sarah living with you now?
< Tex> Aunt's dog would do that. Bleh
< MechWork> Yeah
< MechWork> Working out surprisingly well
< MechWork> Not really surprisingly
< MechWork> but I have never lived with a significant other before
< MechWork> Didnt know what to expect
< @hlmtre> quick, give me the skinny
< MechWork> on what?
< Tex> pink stuff
< @hlmtre> since i'm probably moving in with dinah
< MechWork> Its nice
< MechWork> I cook dinner
< Tex> suddenly you have a rug on your toilet
< MechWork> No
< Tex> and plug ins in every room
< Tex> with cinnamon scented candles
< MechWork> SHe did not turn the whole apartment into "that"
< MechWork> I get my office with all my guitars
< @hlmtre> i have realized i will never live with tex
< MechWork> never
< MechWork> ever
< Tex> or pumpkin spice or peppermint depending on the season
< MechWork> ever
< Tex> suddenly you have photos on the mantle
< Tex> and wall
< Tex> framed with words engraved on them
< MechWork> Everything tex is saying is what I thought I would be living with
< Tex> like LOVe and BEST FRIENDS
< MechWork> None of that happened
< Tex> she tells you she wants to get a dog
< @hlmtre> DANCE LIKE NO ONE IS WATCHING
< MechWork> LOL
< MechWork> I was the dog owner
< Tex> but shes really convinced it will be a good indicator of what kind of father you will be
< MechWork> LOL
< MechWork> Im dying
< i7> you need to be, as they say, < russian>
< i7> man in house
< Tex> you have couples nights
< MechWork> The russians have a saying
< MechWork> :LSKFDGJ:LDSKJG:SDFLKGJ
< Tex> where her bff brings her bf
< Tex> and you sip wine and eat cheese
< i7> don't split bills, be in charge of your place
< @hlmtre> and if you don't spent pretty much every night with her, you're not getting enough time together
< i7> consider her input, but make the decisions
< Tex> Suddenly you're watching orange is the new black
< @hlmtre> (i have watched that show)
< Tex> and taking joint couples yoga classes
< @hlmtre> < _<
< MechWork> I have too
< Tex> with your baby-dog
< @hlmtre> what's the dog's name
< MechWork> Dandelion
< @BoneKin> I watched orange is the new black
< Tex> You're all gay

< NertFerpc > I came up with a joke today
< NertFerpc > and I need you to critique
< NertFerpc > since it involves golf
< Schooly_G > I'm all ears
< NertFerpc > What do you call it when an Iranian sovereign makes a bad golf drive, but then saves par on the hole with a beautiful chip shot?
< NertFerpc > (you're have to say 'I dunno, what?')
< NertFerpc > supposed to*
< Schooly_G > I dunno, what?
< NertFerpc > The Shah's Shank-Redemption

< Paddy> ooga chaka
< Paddy> ooga chaka
< Paddy> ooga ooga ooga chaka
< Paddy> I call on you BonkBot!
*** Quits: BonkBot(Connection reset by peer)

< Ibeechu> you know whats fucking bullshit
< Ibeechu> the letters in bingo are redundant
< Ibeechu> like
< Ibeechu> theres no such thing as I7 or N7 or G7 or O7
< Ibeechu> like
< General_Vagueness> >
< Ibeechu> all you need is a sheet covered in numbers
< Ibeechu> you dont need the fucking letters
< Ibeechu> god im so fucking mad
< General_Vagueness> is this what it's like when I do this?
< Ibeechu> yes
< General_Vagueness> ugh

< i7> I DID IT
< i7> I AM AWESOME AT COMPUTERS
< i7> bitch was all "lol im not an executable" so i just opened that shit up through terminal
< i7> motherfucker never knew what hit it
< i7> i'll get on soon though
< i7> hlmtre if you get on with me that'll make four
< i7> ERROR DURING INSTALLATION FUCK YOU
< -- i7 (i7@hhorg-a6k29o.ri.cox.net) has signed off (Quit: Lost terminal)

< Paddy> jesus christ
< Paddy> go home jeff goldblum
< Paddy> having a baby on july 4th
< Paddy> get out
< BoneKin> THIS IS OUR DEPENDENT'S DAY
* Tex slaps BoneKin

[DominoEffect] I just had my first real wal-mart experience
[DominoEffect] went over to get stocked up on food
[DominoEffect] ended up at the deli, when I got there, there was a... large woman already there
[DominoEffect] pointing angrily at the specific cheese she wanted
[DominoEffect] the other lady behind the counter kept putting her hand on the wrong one just to fuck with her I think
[DominoEffect] "no THAT one. yes, that."
[DominoEffect] she ordered a pound of sharp cheddar
[DominoEffect] "don't slice it, just give me a block"
[DominoEffect] so the deli lady got just about a pound and handed it to her
[DominoEffect] "thanks yall have a great day"
[DominoEffect] as soon as the deli lady turned around
[DominoEffect] the customer lady opened the cheese and just took a huge bite out of it
[DominoEffect] then walked away to do her shopping while gnawing on the cheese

< kanbo> i'd let her overly attach to me
< Paddy> s/e/uh dick
< pybot> kanbo MEANT to say: i'd luh dickt huh dickr ovuh dickrly attach to muh dick

< i-7> >reinstall Snapchat
< i-7> >BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK
< Tex_> You knew the price

< i7> how do yall feel about pride
< @BoneKin> i7: like being proud of yourself? or the pride movement for lgbt? groups of lions?

< Schooly_D> is there a love triangle involving fox and falco in any of the post-StarFox64 games
< Schooly_D> if I were writing the plot in starfox games, that's what I'd do
< Schooly_D> otherwise their rivalry is so shallow
< Schooly_D> now you might say "but schooly, iceman and maverick weren't competing over a woman -- their rivalry was just about who's the better pilot and it was truly one for the ages"
< Schooly_D> and you'd almost be right. except they also competed in beach volleyball

< tarehart> WAR IS PEACE
< tarehart> FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
< tarehart> GLUTEN FREE PIZZA TASTES BETTER THAN REGULAR PIZZA

< bhhorg> i7: You ever finish that hbomb writeup
< Schooly_B> well?
< @hlmtre> bhhorg asks the tough questions

< Schooly_B> have you switched from reddit to 4chan yet?
< &hlmtre> i was on 4chan for like two years
< &hlmtre> but i have switched from reddit to interpreting an RSS feed by hand
< &hlmtre> it is sent to me by a dozen monkeys operating a dozen telegraphs
< &hlmtre> i have to sift through the noise
< Schooly_B> which hand
< &hlmtre> the non-masturbation hand
< Schooly_B> you have three hands?
< &hlmtre> :|

< i7> dont sleep too much, constantly sweating like a motherfucker
< i7> but not being in excruciating pain every day of my life is pretty cool
< LSR> did you go to school or work in 2012
< i7> i did nothing man
< i7> went on irc n shit
< i7> I DIDNT EVEN LIFT
< i7> seriously

< +BoneKin> heh, my boss has been going around to people all day. "Dan has big news! Dan! Tell them your big news!"
< +BoneKin> everyone thinks I'm about to announce my engagement or something
< @hlmtre> 'everyone, dan has very important news today. he needs your love and support, so let's give it to him.'
< @hlmtre> 'i'm buying a house!'
< @hlmtre> '.. you're not gay?'

< i7> >not doing starting strength
< MechWork> starting strength?
< @hlmtre> mark ripptoe and schooly d come to your house and beat you up

< bhhorg> did you respect his reviews were the word of god is.. put nicely.. polarizing
< @hlmtre> wat
< @rets|audrey> is bhhorg a bot?
< bhhorg> lol ur bot is buggy
< @rets|audrey> bhhorg you are not real.
< bhhorg> rets|audrey: Talk

< NartFOpc> what movie are we watching tonight
< i7> let's watch Lockout
< NartFOpc> give me two reasons to watch Lockout
< i7> 1. it's metal gear solid in space
< i7> 2. guy pearce
< NartFOpc> ok
< NartFOpc> we need to get erryone

< BoneKin> just sitting in the dark in my office
< BoneKin> lookin at my phone
< BoneKin> exciting day of work
< i7> i bought a pair of pants
< BoneKin> are they cool pants?
< i7> a pair of jeans
< BoneKin> jeans are pretty cool
< i7> jesus, you really are bored

< Paddio> #battlebonk ZackDark
< BonkBot> Battlebonk results: 100% of ZackDark's clonkers were BLOWN THE FUCK OUT by Paddio's Squadron of War Corgis (also known as Worgis)
< BonkBot> Battlebonk Status: UNBONKINGBELIEVABLE
< Paddio> GET
< Paddio> FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKED
< BoneKin> wow, a 100%er
< Paddio> Zack is now just a memory

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< I_Love_Anime_29942> why was I banned?
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< &Schooly_G> You keep dropping in and out and it's impossible to have a conversation with you because you do shit like go afk right after joining
< &Schooly_G> ...

< General_Vagueness> .choose j|n
< •TSDBot> I choose null
< General_Vagueness> ...
< General_Vagueness> .choose thing|stuff
< •TSDBot> I don't always choose, but when I do, I choose null
< General_Vagueness> yep, it's broken
< Texbux> .choose work for Tex|work for GV
< •TSDBot> I don't always choose, but when I do, I choose work for Tex
< Texbux> AYYY
< •BoneKin> lel

< Bonk-Bot> >NartFOpc Loses Both Arms Making Homemade Fireworks With Coffee Grinder http://t.co/CYMSoNIbAx
< Paddy> .gv
< TSDBot> < Paddy> umm nart
< TSDBot> Why am I supposed to care about that?
< Paddy> we love nart
< Paddy> he's armless now
< BoneKin> >tfw bomb disarms you

< i7> i need gril advice
< mech> Turn the propane on then hit the igniter
< i7> i need girl advice

< hlmtre> i7 do you pay an orangutan to pick through your carpet for crumbs?
< i7> dude i don't have the money to buy a vacuum
< i7> how could i possibly afford skilled labor?
< hlmtre> *snort*

< kanboo> Went to a party at keshia's dad's place last night
< kanboo> Kind of a faget, actually
< kanboo> Uhm
< kanboo> .r faget|rager
< Blunderwearbot-PY> kanboo MEANT to say: Kind of a rager, actually
< kanboo> What the hell

< i7> i have an incredibly annoying problem
< i7> long story short, i want to find fifty different shades of the color gray, sorted from lightest to darkest
< i7> i don't know what to type into google image search.

< Tex> Im off at 2
< hlmtre> why do you get to get off work at 2 in the afternoon :(
< Tex> cause my mom owns the place
< Tex> she stops seeing patients at 2
< Tex> so office is usually done at 2-3pm
< BoneKin> I run out of patience by 2. can I go home?

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< Jester> BONEKIN DAN I AM WATCHING YOUR CQ GAMEPLAY RIGHT NOW AND IT'S MAKING MY PECKER THROB AND YEARN WITH DESIRE TO PLAY XBOX WITH YOU AGAIN. I CANNOT WAIT UNTIL I AM MOVED AND UNPACKED. I HEART YOU ALL.
< --Jester has left hellmitre.homelinux.org (Quit: Leaving)
< BoneKin> wut

< NartFOpc> Come on down to Descartes Mart: I Shop Therefore I Am

< MechWork> or you could get a PT cruiser
< MechWork> Awesome body style, conveniently located window switches
< MechWork> Everyone wins

< i5> i was just thinking about that the other day
< i5> was telling them my grand business plan
< i5> going to open a mos eisley cantina
< i5> rake in the dough
< Tex> ^
< Tex> I'd drink there
< i5> i'd conduct shady business there
< BoneKin> i'd shoot people there
< BoneKin> then edit the video to make it look like they shot first and it was self defense

< hlmtre> so it appears from our chat log
< hlmtre> you got 99 problems
< hlmtre> girls are 100 of them

@hlmtre | i wanna go home and play kspppppppp dear lord
willfro | hlmtre: hope ya dont mind, i removed all the game data off your pc to make room for pictures of salad

< bawk> what nigger through yonder window breaks

< Domino> lord of the rings (which I apparently liked on facebook at some point) just asked
< Domino> I know it's quite hard to answer when you are a fan, but what's your favourite? The Fellowship of The Ring, The Two Towers or The Return of the King?
< Domino> I replied with "The prisoner of Azkaban"
< Domino> within like 10 seconds people are yellin at me

i7 | stop tabbing me this ladder is really fucking high
@hlmtre | :|

< &hlmtre> i don't get it.
< &hlmtre> everyone NOT in california specifically won't move to california
< &hlmtre> yadda yadda gun control
< &hlmtre> anything besides that?
< Schooly_B> high state income tax, crumbling economy
< &hlmtre> our economy can't be crumbling
< &hlmtre> casting couch is filmed here!

< @hlmtre> http://bit.ly/10quJ7D
< rets> oh right, if only I had known that exact url!

< General_Vagueness> me? I'm just arguing for the sake of it

< i7> i need an air conditioner
< i7> i have central air, but it's 85 degrees in my apartment anyway
< i7> any advice on getting one? price range, brands etc?
< NartFOpc> here you go i7
< NartFOpc> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rqZZgVxnCk
< BlunderwearBot-PY> Youtube: Sears Air Conditioner Commercial (0:01:01)
< i7> goddammit

< DominoEffect> YOLOKLAHOMA
< DominoEffect> LEADING THE NATION IN SWAGRICULTURE

< kanbo> eat it
< kanbo> eat the bug

< kanbo> hes learning
< Schooly_G> s/ferry/bury
< TSDBot> Doc meant to say: Can't bury the Perry
< Doc> meant to say: skinflute status: revved

< Paddy> live by the bonk
< Paddy> die by the bonk
< hlmtre> #battlebonk Paddy
< BonkBot> Battlebonk results: 100% of Paddy's clonkers were judged by hlmtre's Weaponized Dubstep
< BonkBot> Battlebonk Status: UNBONKINGBELIEVABLE
< hlmtre> OH
< hlmtre> MY
< hlmtre> FUCKING
< hlmtre> GOD
< Paddy> i
< tarehart> whoa
< Paddy> I' dead
< Paddy> #battlebonk hlmtre
< BonkBot> Battlebonk results: 29% of hlmtre's clonkers were made to understand their fate by Paddy's Vaguemind
< BonkBot> Battlebonk Status: bonks all around
< Paddy> nope
< Paddy> goodbye world

< General_Vagueness> man, Kermit is just not getting it in this thread
< Tex> imagine what that must feel like

< bhhorg> makes maximum noise when handling bars, plates, doors, anything going on and explain how apple trees are the same area, not a fan of dmrs so far I have been
< MechWork> y'know I was thinking that exact thing

< Paddy> buy low
< Paddy> sell low
< skeltoblast> where do you live schooly?
* BoneKin lets Paddy handle his money

* Paddy has made a terrible mistake

< Paddy> looks like you're
< Paddy> Bonkrupt

< @hlmtre> good morning, peons
< mechZNC> good morning dictator hlmtre
< @hlmtre> now bring me a sandwich
< @BoneKin> .bonk your sandwich
* pybot feeds your sandwich a knuckle sandwich

< Tex> You're so cute when you're mad
< Schooly_L> why would I be mad? I just fixed a bug that's been causing me grief for a few days
< Tex> No, GV banned himself.

< hlmtre> i'm terrible
< DominoEffect> yes
< DominoEffect> but why this time?
< Lucifer7> he got banned from he own irc network
< DominoEffect> haha dummy

< snipe> So when's halo time
< kanbo> ah man you missed it by like 7 years

< i7> holy shit, the stupidity
< i7> the derpidity
< i7> Woman brought over a box full of glasses that her sister was getting rid of
< i7> so i took about half of them, and she took the rest of the glasses home in the box
< i7> and she put her phone in the box because she was wearing yoga pants and had no pockets
< i7> and...couldn't carry her phone in her hand?
< i7> and i was closing up the box, so i decided to just make it easier on her and put her phone in my pocket, and give it to her when we got to her jeep, because i was carrying the box out to her jeep
< i7> but we both forgot about the phone
< i7> so like half an hour later, i pull "my" phone out of my pocket and
< i7> "wat happened? how did my phone get so small? :( "
< i7> so i figured out what happened, and left for her house, and just told jim that i'd be back in half an hour
< i7> i told him earlier that i was going to the gym, so he just figured that i was going there
< i7> so i get to her house and her jeep isn't there, and i realized that she went to my place to get her phone
< i7> i was afraid she'd get there, realize i wasn't there and that i had gone to her place, and get back on the road and try to meet me there, so i just left her phone in her doorstep
< i7> about halfway home, i decide to check skype on my phone and jim messaged me, asking what gym i had gone to, because she was there looking for her phone
< i7> so i told him where the phone was
< i7> and i passed her on the road going the other way near my apartment
< i7> herp
< i7> derp
< i7> and now i can't find my gym clothes for some reason, and the gym closes in 45 minutes, so i don't even have time to go there and workout tonight

< kanbo> xenos whats the most exciting part about H5 so far?
< Xenos> That I'm going to save $60

< i7> how much longer are you going to be on for
< hlmtre~> i just got off
< i7> lol thats fine
< hlmtre~> making dinner with jenny
< i7> >with
< ohai> i7 >implying you're greentexting
< tarehart> ohai was actually pretty effective right there

< hlmtre~> hey BoneKin
< hlmtre~> got a joke for you
< BoneKin@> joke, eh?
< BoneKin@> let's hear it
< hlmtre~> alright so
< hlmtre~> programmer is gonna go out to get his dry cleaning
< hlmtre~> wife says, 'while you're out, get groceries'
< hlmtre~> programmer never returns.
< BoneKin@> lol, but I linked you to the reddit thread that showed up in. :)
< hlmtre~> oh, wait, fuck
< hlmtre~> TAREHART
< hlmtre~> JOKE FOR YOU
< hlmtre~> shut up bonekin
< BoneKin@> hahahahaha

< Lucifer7> i'm gonna get another 120GB SSD and i'm looking at $200 for that part alone
< Lucifer7> intel 510 series SATA III 120GB SSD $239.99
* Lucifer7 cries
< Lucifer7> i'm still pissed at thailand for flooding and fucking up the storage market
< Lucifer7> entirely not a cool move
< i7> why? doesn't that drop prices?
< Lucifer7> it cut the supply for a lot of the major hard drive manufacturers
< Lucifer7> so 1TB drives went from $60 to $150+
< i7> but why not just get a cheap Thai TB drive?
< Lucifer7> not like, they flooded the market with drives
< Lucifer7> thailand flooded
< Lucifer7> like, underwater

< Schooly_G> Watch general vagueness ANNIHILATE internet relay chat
< NartFOpc> You won't believe what happens next!
< General_Vagueness> if you write off the show based on its fans you might as well write off all of existence
< kanbo> Chatters hate him!

< BoneKin> How To Seduce Women, By Bonk: http://gfycat.com/CoolOrnateCollie

< Eutectic> did you finish alien insulation?
< Eutectic> alien isolation*
< mechznc> oh
< mechznc> lol
< Eutectic> alien insulation is a boring game about mexican carpenters

< snipe> What kind of fucking alien eats a hard peanut butter pancake with their hands

< Schooly_D> jennos, what's the one thing you're most looking forward to dong in dubai

< Lucifer7> do you ever wonder what's up there
< i7> like what?
< Lucifer7> maybe someone up there is probably wondering what it's like here
< i7> i guess. do think we'll ever meet them?
< Lucifer7> i hope so... don't you?
< i7> weeeeeeEEEEERCHT BOOM
< Lucifer7> lol
< i7> lol

< i7> TPB is dumb
< i7> can someone download a torrent file for me
< ~hlmtre> they're magnet links
< ~hlmtre> what client do you use
< i7> azureus
< i7> doesnt work with it apparently
< ~hlmtre> what version are you using?
< i7> no idea
< ~hlmtre> also, azureus sucks
< i7> you suck
< ~hlmtre> pshaw
< ~hlmtre> you're going to need a torrent client that works with magnet links over DHT
< ~hlmtre> since more and more torrent hosts are moving that way
< ~hlmtre> Get A New Torrent Client
< i7> just download the fuckin torrent
< ~hlmtre> i can't
< ~hlmtre> you can't get
< ~hlmtre> torrent files
< ~hlmtre> from the pirate bay
< ~hlmtre> any more
< i7> why not
< i7> fuck this im googling the torrent
< ~hlmtre> because they can't host .torrent files on a centralized server running a tracker because they get shut fucking down
< ~hlmtre> and DHT means the torrent data and where other seeds are is no longer hosted centrally
< i7> down with government
< i7> oh wait i already downloaded this torrent
< ~hlmtre> jesus christ i'm going to strangle you

< kanbo> we should make a video game about hermes
< kanbo> like a telltale style story game
< kanbo> it could be a
* kanbo pauses

< kanbo> chews your own adventure
< Tex> Yes
< Tex> YES
< Tex> With the herding trials
< Tex> And Nike encouraging him to be lazy
< kanbo> "CHASE sheep and ducks and tennis balls!"
< kanbo> "CHEW through 10 different designer brands!"
< kanbo> "BEG for over 50 different types of human food!"
< kanbo> "WATCH your human play Mario Kart!"

< BoneKin> jenn has not mentioned an affinity for working as a hairstylist to me
< BoneKin> but she has worked a lot of jobs. maybe I just don't know about it
< Tex_> She already specializes in cow licks
< i-7> Well maybe now if she wants to get her hair styled, it'll be cheaper due to increased competition
< --- BoneKin has kicked Tex_ from #fg (BoneKin)
---> Tex_ has joined #fg
< i-7> Or more hair stylists will be available in the area
< Tex_> I made DadKin proud
< BoneKin> that's my way of saying I approve

< hlmtre> you off mechznc?
< hlmtre> i'd like to be off today
< mechznc> I am
< Tex> a/be/beat
< Tex> fuck
< Tex> ass
< Tex> shit
< Tex> fuck
< Tex> that was GOLD
< Tex> curse these TINY HANDS
< hlmtre> s/be/beat
< pybot> Tex MEANT to say: a/beat/beatat
< hlmtre> bahahah
< hlmtre> it's gotten worse
< mechznc> abebebebeatatat
< hlmtre> oh lordy
< hlmtre> s/be/beat
< pybot> mechznc MEANT to say: abeatbeatbeatbeatatatat

< mech> In honor of this sacred day we are ordering Indian food
< mech> Just like our forefathers

i7 | i have so much shit i need to do :(
BoneKin | welcome to real life
willfro | step 1: Breathe
rets|audrey | step 2: PANIC!

-!- BoneKin changed the topic of #bf4 to: Coffee is gross
< MechWork> =(
< @BoneKin> woo ops powers
< @BoneKin> cue hlmtre de-opping me over this
-!- willfro is now known as Coffee
< Coffee> you sayin im gross?
< @BoneKin> I certainly don't want you in my mouth
< Coffee> pickin a fight eh?
< Coffee> im warm
< Coffee> im creamy
< Coffee> i belong in your mouth
< Coffee> just like everyone else
< Coffee> ....
-!- Coffee is now known as Willfro
< MechWork> This got weird...

< Jester> ever overhear something really weird and likely out of context?
< Jester> just head our owner say "big anus, little anus, go ahead"
< Jester> i...i dont know whats going on

< @BoneKin> hmm. twitter going to be traded publicly soon
< @BoneKin> I can't believe how popular that site is. I don't know how it would make money for investors either
< Jester> ads...everywhere
< Jester> #MCDONALDS #IMLOVINGIT #FUCKBURGERKING

< @hlmtre> incidentally we couldn't come up with anything better than 'patriots day'?
< MechWork> Seems like a New England holiday when the pats win the superbowl....again

< MechWork> on the bright side
< MechWork> this weekend is labor day
< MechWork> take the dog camping
< MechWork> drink in the woods
< MechWork> grand time
< @hlmtre> i dont have labor day off :(
< MechWork> hlmtre celebrates extra labor day

< i7> "it's pretty much eve offline"
< @hlmtre> HAH
< @hlmtre> who said that?
< i7> a youtube comment below
< i7> remarkably highly quality youtube comment i know
< @hlmtre> wow
< @hlmtre> it isn't 'i'm 14 and i love the beatles like if this generation's music is awful! thumbs up because i was born in the wrong generation'

< Schooly_G> Getting tannnnnned
< Schooly_G> Call me Tanner
< LSR> Getting Schrodinged
< LSR> Call me Schrodinger

< MechWork> That would be a cool place to have a house though
< @hlmtre> indeed
< @hlmtre> particularly one named after me
< MechWork> hlmtre beach
< @hlmtre> hlmtre 'are you serious?!' beach
< Schooly_B> did someone say beach
< @hlmtre> NO
< @hlmtre> GO BACK TO SLEEP

< +BoneKin> :/
< +BoneKin> credit card number got yoinked
< +BoneKin> bogus charges to bodybuilding.com and tiger fitness this morning. Schooly, is that you? :)
< Schooly_B> >tiger fitness

< Schooly_G> I hope no one believes rets when he says he might try sc2
< Schooly_G> Trusting someone is giving them the opportunity to hurt you
< @hlmtre> but that's the only way to love Schooly_G
< will-fro> Not true, I love taco bell but I know it will hurt me in the end

< @hlmtre> if you've got only one bag, will and i can both come pick you up
< bhhorg> it's firing in triplets, with a giant bag there was only one. And if you can both drive stick
* Schooly_B slaps bhhorg around with a large fish
< bhhorg> 16d 8h 40m large energy turret 5
< Schooly_B> SHUT UP

< Schooly_D> I have this vision of me getting a reasonably priced apartment there and living frugally, stashing away a good part of my paycheck every two weeks
< Schooly_D> but I know I'm going to break down and buy an airplane

< NartFOpc> I'm sure this won't be taken out of context at all, but Schooly's D is looking pretty good

< LSR> luci you want a job as a senior java dev?
< LSR> pay is 120-140
< @Lucifer7> sure but i think i'd need to know java
< LSR> that's an optional requirement
< LSR> so youre good

< haI9000> hi im schooly d GOLF GOLF GOLF GOLF GOLF

< LSR> ups syndrome
< Tex> where you think you hear the big brown truck coming but it's just the wind?
< LSR> where you think you hear the big brown truck coming, but it's just an extra chromosome instead
< Tex> Or Tinnitus
< LSR> I like mine better

< Mech7> Have you seen the new sim city?
< %BoneKin> I don't think anyone has. they're all in queue

< ~hlmtre> thursday night to monday morning?
< Tex> Frda-Ths morning
< Tex> ...
< Tex> can I buy a vowel
< Tex> like, at all

04:27 < i5 > http://i.imgur.com/xLrO4.jpg
04:27 < i5 > this made me think of will

< i5> imagine if those bombs had gone off in the cafeteria
< Lucifer7> would've lunched people into the sky
< i5> one day there's going to be Combes Law regulating puns
< Lucifer7> who will be the one that combes irc to punish people

14:05 < i7 > yeah im pretty skeptical of this whole artichoke idea in general
14:05 < i7 > eating a food that sounds like it wants to kill me doesnt seem like the best strategy anyway
14:06 < i7 > makes me want some avacado though
14:09 < hlmtre~> when we hang out next i'll make artichokes and convince you they're delicious
14:09 < hlmtre~> it doesn't even matter what they taste like; you're dipping them in melted butter
14:11 < i7 > now i want some butter
14:13 < i7 > now i have some butter :D
14:18 < hlmtre~> a comedy in two acts

< rets|audrey> blurrghhh
< will-fro> You sound ready for anything

-!- mode/#bf4 [-o hlmtre] by hlmtre
< hlmtre> ... apparently deopping with no arguments deops yourself
< hlmtre> TIL
< @BoneKin> lol
< @BoneKin> nub
< hlmtre> cue bonekin kicking me before i deop him
-!- hlmtre was kicked from #bf4 by BoneKin [you deserve this]

< BoneKin> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEzhxP-pdos
< pybot> YouTube: For when someone posts a compressed image/uses Windows XP to save a jpeg... (0:00:06)
< i7> after 2 seconds it kinda lost the comedy effect
< i7> went overboard
< i7> the horrible pixelation, but still being able to see what it is, is actually relatable, and hits the nerve of humor better
< i7> imo
< BoneKin> haha, 6 second movie no longer funny after 2 seconds
< i7> yeah the quality seriously degraded very quickly
< i7> ....uh

< Tex> Folks are gone for the week. Who wants to come over and do hard drugs?
< Tex> Or if youre on a budget, pet my dog
< @hlmtre> a similar high
< @BoneKin> >on a budget
< @BoneKin> >fly to california to pet tex's dog
< Tex> We've done dumber things
< MechWork> The hangover the day after petting a dog is the worst
< MechWork> Its all about the pets till you have to get up for work in the morning
< @BoneKin> yeah, then they complain that you're leaving. it's heartbreaking
< MechWork> ^
< @hlmtre> Dogs: Not even once.

< BoneKin > I'm sure bugs could be found with more testing or edge cases
< hlmtre > THAT'S TO BE DONE IN PRODUCTION
* hlmtre merges willy nilly

< BoneKin > FUCK IT. LET'S DO IT LIVE

< MechMaster48> The sun, giving you the D since day one

< NotDominoEffect> sweet
< NotDominoEffect> I think I just talked my mom's boyfriend into buying bf4 for + with me
< LSR> yeah I didn't really wanna do it but I figured it would make her happy if anything

< LSR> >
< NartFOpc> >
< LSR> nart how do you feel about wes welker finding immense success after being let go by the pats
< LSR> while his replacement is continuing to not play
< NartFOpc> its good for him I guess
< NartFOpc> I still don't know why they let him go
< LSR> probably because the front office sucks toes
< i7> toes?
< LSR> toes.

< @BoneKin> someone on askreddit mentioned an alarm clock app that makes you solve math or memory puzzles to turn off the alarm
< @BoneKin> try looking for something like that?
< @hlmtre> BoneKin: when i used to do that
< @hlmtre> i had that app
< @hlmtre> when i did that
< @hlmtre> i ended up taking my phone apart in my sleep

< i7> >Catholicism
< Schooly_B_> you cross?

< Schooly_B_> http://hotair.com/archives/2013/07/19/michigan-judge-halts-detroit-bankruptcy-because-it-dishonors-obama/
< Schooly_B_> hahahahahahahaha
< Schooly_B_> my sides were not ready for this
< i7> what is even the consequences of municipal bankruptcy?
< +BoneKin> apparently dishonor
< +BoneKin> otherwise I don't know

tarehart | why can't I paste anything
willfro | not enough glue

< @hlmtre> i do think i type more accurarelyuy
< @hlmtre> accurately

< i7 > uhhhhh yeah we got a mechanical keyboard in your ao, he's a loud fucker, get some dicks in your ears, over

< BoneKin> I registered a new account called BoneKinning
< BoneKin> I have to jump everywhere I go
< BoneKin> hup, ho, hey

< i7 > there is no equivilent to "to have fun" in russian
< i7 > i think i'm understanding the russian mindset better

< TDSpiral> No one fucking said "This will never go viral"
< General_Vagueness> not to be put-downish but I don't care

< TBSpiral> Where else are you supposed to meet girls, bruh?
< tarehart> I nearly met a girl at the bus stop
< Schooly_D> I sat near a girl on the bus once

< @BoneKin> there seems to be a discontinued plugin from microsoft
< @BoneKin> investigating now
< @hlmtre> BoneKin: i had the job from a dame
< @hlmtre> a dame who seemed like trouble
< @hlmtre> then again all dames seemed like trouble
< @hlmtre> but rent was coming due, and if i wanted to stay whiskey, i need the job
< @BoneKin> what is this, IT Noir?
< @hlmtre> so i turned up the collar of my carhartt coat and plunged back into the cold aisle of the datacenter

< TDSpiral> I don’t think PAX is happening this year
< -- Tex has quit (Ping timeout: 307 seconds)
< TSDBot> [Twitter] [PAX @Official_PAX] Tickets for PAX Prime 2014 are now on sale! http://t.co/yyN9dLjoX6 (1 minute ago) id=9040
< TDSpiral> What

< NartFOpc> I WILL continue my campaign against the humans. - Nike
< kanbo> The length of your legs will stay your feet, and you will be left behind. - Tex's dad

< i7> also, jilly, it's not just how you dress. don't be combative, be arrogant, constantly on your phone or filling silences with inane chatter, use foul language, take long strides or sit with your legs wide open, be critical (mild, playful teasing is fine), be inattentive, or stop him from doing things such as helping you with heavy lifting

< GeneralVagueness> my spunk is the opiate of the masses

< BoneKin> eat it
< BoneKin> eat the bug

< kanbo> handled like a sir
* kanbo tips

* Paddio tips in solidarity

< kanbo> This has been another edition of Just the Tip with kanbo and paddy. Tune in tomorrow when we review which cargo shorts are best.

< hlmtre> boom
< hlmtre> comment the test!
< hlmtre> that fixes it.
< kanbo> im learning so muc

< hlmtre> but i'm both an OK programmer and durnk

< TSDBot> Last week on "#tsd":
< TSDBot> < TDSpiral> OH WAIT, NOOOOO
< TSDBot> < ZackDark> i have no idea!!
< TSDBot> < NartFOpc> use some imagination, Schooly!!
< TSDBot> < kanbo> what an incredible story...
< TSDBot> Tonight's episode: "Dr. GV, PhD, although I guess if he was a medical doctor he wouldn't have a PhD? Or maybe they can, I don't know. I know he'd be called "Dr." though. I think they should make that clearer, like in the dictionary or wherever they spell things out like that. But I guess it wouldn't be an English thing it'd be a medical licensing and terminology thing? Uuuuuuugggggghhhh it's already so late and I was supposed to go to bed 23 minutes ago but then t

< Texbux> Alright so, last night I had this dream.
< Texbux> We were all at some PAX-ish panel.
< TSDBot> [Twitter] [Seth Payne @PayneNFL] Thoughts I had while @MikeMeltser and @McClain_on_NFL were discussing adult matters like investigations and such. http://t.co/xBv8Wbq7SE (7 seconds ago) id=2256
< Texbux> Claude is there, mig is there, Laird is there being Laird
< Texbux> The whole peoples is there
< Yapok> sounds like a party
< Texbux> Demo of the game goes up
< Texbux> It's Schooly's Macross Rock Band idea where one person is a pilot and the singer's performance has a direct effect on his abilities
< Texbux> But for whatever reason he's walking around, up and down the aisle, handing out 'Schooly Was Right' pamphlets
< Texbux> Like, handwritten, personally addressed Jehovah's witness type pamphlets
< Texbux> and I hear Claude in the back go 'oh CMON'
< Texbux> and I wake up

< DominoEffect> "Anime! The second worst thing Japan has done to America!"

< General_Vagueness> >Tex with the dog spam
< Texbux> You can't see it, but I'm motioning for you to suck a dick.
< Paddy> I hear it will pass the house
< Paddy> but it may have trouble in the senate
< Texbux> Filibuster-nut that shit

< General_Vampire> I'd say Kenny G is the worst Schooly D impersonator
< General_Vampire> like, you got the name pattern down, you've got a memorable trait, but you just completely failed at everything else

< winmtre> enchilada casserole
< willfro> I want
< winmtre> dinah made it
< winmtre> very tasty
< winmtre> well we made it
< winmtre> it's her recipe
< winmtre> very simple
< winmtre> takes an hour to abke though
< winmtre> so it's not for those who are hungry right now
< willfro> just turn the heat up
< willfro> put it in the microwave
< willfro> and put the microwave in the oven
< willfro> and set the oven on fire
< willfro> set the timer to call 911
< willfro> serves 1 to firetruck

< kanboo> "And they're hyping their games!" he snarled witha sneer,
< kanboo> "Next month is MCC! It's practically here!"
< kanboo> Then he growled, with his warlock fingers nervously drumming,
< kanboo> "I MUST find some way to stop the Collection from coming!"
< kanboo> For November, he knew, all the HBO neckbeards and foxes,
< kanboo> Would wake bright and early. They'd rush to their Xboxes!
< kanboo> And then! Oh, the forge! The forge!
< kanboo> Forge! Forge! Forge!
< kanboo> That's the one thing he hated! The FORGE!

< willfro> car, y u no start
< MechWork> science
< BoneKin> PT Snoozer

< mechZNC> I am not sure, but sarah might have got me an xbox for christmas
< mechZNC> There is a box in the shape of it
< hlmtre> an xbone?
< mechZNC> yes
< hlmtre> a .. rectangle?
< mechZNC> Well not only that
< mechZNC> she has dropped a hint or 2
< mechZNC> I am not basing all gift assumptions on rectangles
< mechZNC> In that case I have 3 xbones
< mechZNC> and a small xbone

< TSDBot> The spirits and specters from our bygone era of prosperity remind us: Schooly

< i7> welding isn't hard physical work, unless it's overhead or in some weird position
< i7> but it's really mentally draining
< i7> it's like trying to speedrun a brain surgery in a hot, noisy kitchen while wearing a bucket over your head

< Bonk-Bot> HEINOUS ANUS

< Schooly-G> I can't wait for gv to get back so I can show him the pause functionality
< Schooly-G> And for him to immediately complain about something

< ~Schooly_D> I'm sorry it had to be like this gv
-- Mode #tsd [+o General_Vagueness] by Schooly_D
< ~Schooly_D> OH NO
< TDSpiral> WHOA
< TDSpiral> STOP IT
< @General_Vagueness> hi
< TDSpiral> GET OFF IT
< TDSpiral> GET OFF IT
< TDSpiral> GET OFF IT
< TDSpiral> GET OFF
< TDSpiral> GET OFF
< NartFOpc> \o/
< NartFOpc> \o/
< NartFOpc> \o/
* Schooly_D pulls the giant lever from ON to OFF
< @General_Vagueness> are those Prince lyics?
< @General_Vagueness> if you want me to leave for a while I'll just go and not come back until tomorrow, and for the record I only complained because the whole point of gfycat is to prevent the slow loading and display I was getting
< @General_Vagueness> or the day after, even
< @General_Vagueness> let's see if I remember how to do this
-- Mode #tsd [+b General_Vagueness!*@*] by General_Vagueness
< NartFOpc> yooooooooo
-- Mode #tsd [-o General_Vagueness] by Schooly_D
< ~Schooly_D> my hands are clean
< -- General_Vagueness (General_Va@tsd-1F51EF6B.hsd1.mi.comcast.net) has quit (Connection reset by peer)
< ~Schooly_D> remember
< ~Schooly_D> he banned himself

< i7> i'm turning into retsamolah :(
< ~hlmtre> ?
< i7> too busy to be active in irc
< ~hlmtre> life does that
< ~hlmtre> the only reason i'm on irc is i idle at work
< ~hlmtre> and at home
< ~hlmtre> well i idle all the time
< ~hlmtre> nevermind, that's a lot of reasons

< hlmtre> i paid with car
< hlmtre> card
< i7> "yeah i'd like to have all of your chinese food...yeah, all of it. i've got a 1990 saturn sedan that i really want to get rid of"

< Tex> ...so the fridge was left open at work this weekend. Should I assume my almond milk is bad?
< tarehart> plot twist it was always bad

< i7> dbqp
< i7> looks better that way
< hlmtre~> dbqp?
< i7> the letters
< i7> d b q and p
< i7> it's all the same shit just flipped
< i7> vertically and horizontally
< i7> i can do that with politicians too
< i7> bushkerryobamaromney
< i7> get it now?

< ImmergingAP> man i sound gay in those vids
< i7> everyone thinks that
< i7> about themselves. not you.

< hlmtre> the h1 pistol is not an analogy for a cock
< BoneKin> powerful, handheld
< BoneKin> sure it is
< Tex> one shot
< hlmtre> i suppose
< Tex> yeah it is
< i7> zoom scope
< hlmtre> takes three shots to the face
< BoneKin> lol
< Tex> um
< i7> ....yall have a zoom scope right?

< BoneKin> hahaha. watching a news report about people making prank calls to 911 and getting swat involved. "They may work alone or in groups." "They target specific people or sometimes just random targets"
< BoneKin> thanks, news crew
< BoneKin> that's super helpful

< Tex> moral
< Tex> pls
< Tex> more like
< hlmtre> moral is just short for more-oral
< Tex> m-or-al
< Tex> oh
< Tex> my
< Tex> god
< hlmtre> iWin
< Tex> shut up
< Tex> get out of my head
< hlmtre> NO I CAN SEE DOWN YOUR SHIRT FROM HERE

< ldooks-work> youre worreid someone will walk by and think "gee, i should go see what tom is doing on his computer" and get right up behind you and read the head line on your IRC window?
< Zophim> if you looked at someones random screen and say a window with "I love penis" on the top what would you think of that person
< ldooks-work> id think they wre in CSLUG

< rets>Sarcasm is unbecoming of you, domino.
< Domino> I'll be coming on your mom.

< i7> fuckdammit
< i7> imageshack keeps redirecting me to blackpeoplemeet.com
< i7> i don't want to meet black people i want to link my goddamn image
< @Lucifer7> ...
< @Lucifer7> lol..
< @Lucifer7> i think you got a virus already
< i7> what kind of virus wants me to MEET OTHER BLACK SINGLES TODAY ?
< &vector40> aids

< i7> owstbbecd mylsef brbr

< Mech> 50 shades of grey was bad
< i7> how do you know
< willfro> it was lacking color

< i7> so why would you be mad because of hbobp?
< i7> i'd be happy
< Tex> everyone is
< Tex> except mr high and whitey
< i7> and everyone else, because the monster that causes desolation everywhere it goes has been let back into here
< General_Vagueness> I missed you too

< hlmtre~> i wanted to play bf3
< BoneKin%> I'd like that, but I really must decline this time
< hlmtre~> fooey
< hlmtre~> i h8 u bonekin :'(
< BoneKin%> Nuh uh
< BoneKin%> U luv me
< hlmtre~> you're right
< hlmtre~> take me bonekin
< hlmtre~> i'm yours
< hlmtre~> all of me
< hlmtre~> *silence*
< hlmtre~> ANOTHER CONVERSATION STEERED INTO UNCOMFORTABLELAND
*hlmtre  notches his headboard
< BoneKin%> Or I'm on my phone and doing something else
< hlmtre~> doesn't matter; my uncomfortableland is funnier

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< NartFOpc> BoneKin was only 8 when he watched his favorite franchise get brutally murdered right in front of him
< NartFOpc> From that day forth he vowed to use all of his resources to fight against criminally bad game companies
< NartFOpc> And so he became the BatKin, a vigilant crusader hell-bent on protecting the innocent gamers of the world

< Eutectic_point> sorry If I smell like burnt spiders and jamesons
< Eutectic_point> gf is away all week
< Eutectic_point> were you able to repair the DNS ?
< Eutectic_point> also, I must beg anyones' expertise, have they used usenet before at all?
< Eutectic_point> omg so in love with saxapohne music right now
< Eutectic_point> signifacantly passed drunk
< Eutectic_point> ah, but that momentary lucidity it provides, It is no wonder it was described as an ambrosia by nikola tesla, it definately sets the mind free, if only to heed its own thoughts for a moment
< Eutectic_point> owch

< Doc> i'm the world's most unusual candy maker.

< BoneKin> can't wait to get some nartistic snaps
< Texducken> Fuck you
< BoneKin> I can't help it. I might have a problem

< Paddy> .meme
< pybot> It's a trap!: http://i.imgur.com/mYQIE77.png
< Paddy> jesus
< BoneKin> haha
< Xenos> "N-nevermind"
< kanbo> i dont know much about art, but i know what i like
< kanbo> and i like this

< Tex> non-refundable deposit
< Tex> you know that
< Xenos> Damn it.
< Schooly_D> s/e/BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP BARK BARK
< pybot> Tex MEANT to say: non-rBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP BARK BARKfundablBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP BARK BARK dBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP BARK BARKposit

< BoneKin> >family dinner
< ohai> BoneKin >implying you're greentexting
< BoneKin> shut up ohai. you don't have a family

< @BoneKin> what's this about a gossipy girl?
< i7> HHORG NEEDS MORE WOMEN
< @BoneKin> well, yeah, but I don't see how I should be the one providing them
< @BoneKin> I mean, I'm like the least likely person to find a woman here
< tarehart> umm
< tarehart> well
< i7> don't worry, I got this.
< i7> "hi my name is tarehart and I'm a socially awkward gay snail"
< tarehart> yep thanks
< @BoneKin> ha, okay, I got some competition in the "no women" department

< i7> i got a $5 amazon gift card from 23andme
< ~hlmtre> here's 5 dollars towards medication for your debilitating genetic disease!
< @BoneKin> if I had $5 for every time I had a debilitating genetic disease, I'd have $5

< kanbo> P A P A
< kanbo> E
< kanbo> Y
< kanbo> T
< kanbo> O
< kanbo> B
< kanbo> NOOOOOO

< i7> going to meet with a lady who owns a welding business, she needs to contract out some work to meet a deadline
< ~hlmtre> bitchin
< ~hlmtre> good luck
< ~hlmtre> does she need some pipes rammed or something
< i7> yeah i'm kinda nervous
< ~hlmtre> a sausage pizza delivered
< i7> NO
< ~hlmtre> perhaps a vagina dicked
< i7> i did some googling, i think she took over the business after her husband died
< ~hlmtre> some grief assuaged

< Schooly-D> The LPGA has come a long way in terms of the attractiveness of its players
< Schooly-D> The PGA too for that matter, no homo
< Tex> Doesn't the LPGA have like, the youngest girls ever this year
< Schooly-D> (sweats)

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< Tex> Morning all
< pybot> Hey Tex, Paddy says "your right"
< Tex> You're
< pybot> Hey Tex, Tex says "what about my right"
< Tex> Ugh

< BoneKin> I feel tired. I don't know why
< BoneKin> slept plenty last night
< willfro> did you get hit by junkrat's ult?
< Tex_> hlmtre
< Tex_> ping ping hlmtre
-- | Mode #fg [+o Tex_] by hlmtre
< --- Tex_ has kicked willfro from #fg (Boo)
-- | Mode #fg [-o Tex_] by Tex_
< hlmtre> #standards
< Tex_> I was gonna ask you to flick will's ear for me
< Tex_> but that will suffice
< --- willfro (willfro@09f9-924F526C.zero9f9.com) has joined #fg
< willfro> why do you hate me tex

< kanbo> i dont know, nart. what is the most inquisitive irc bot function?
< NartFOpc> curious dorj

< BoneKin> I need someone to invent a time machine
< BoneKin> Go back a couple months
< BoneKin> Find the point in time where I thought "Hmm, I could get to Pittsburgh for free with this voucher from United from when they delayed me so much"
< BoneKin> And just punch me right in the face

< i7> smoke detector going off
< i7> potatoes must be ready
< Tex_> The fact you've lived this long without burning a house down amazes me sometimes

< mechwork> hello internet
-- hlmtre has changed their nick to internet
< internet> hello mechwork
-- internet has changed their nick to hlmtre
< mechwork> hlmtre is the internet
< mechwork> that explains all the cat pictures
< willfro> ^
< mechwork> ^^

< i-7> Think I could pull off Rhodesian camo short shorts?
< thraust> yes, you could pull them off and put on other shorts, perfectly acceptable

< Tex> ima be out of here by 11
< Tex> suckas
< --- kanbo has kicked Tex from #halo (kanbo)
< BoneKin> looks like she got out a bit early
< kanbo> i wish i could op you twice

< i-7> I just started it, it's pretty chill
< i-7> Protagonist's hair is above her shoulders though
< i-7> That fucking cunt Victoria doesn't even have her hair past her ears though, and she thinks she's hot shit. So much for an artsy academy. If protag is below her in the fashion pecking order, this place should just be written off, possibly nuked from orbit.
< i-7> It doesn't matter how short that skirt is, those legs will never make up for that disaster of a haircut. INTO THE OVEN VICTORIA.

< thraust> I have internet again
< Tex> dammit
< thraust> you can't get rid of me tex
< Tex> I'll find a way
< thraust> you can try, but I'll find you... and tell you a pun
< Tex> You'r banned from my funeral
< Tex> And my resurrection
< thraust> that's a grave motion
< Tex> YOU'RE GONNA PUT ME IN AN EARLY ONE

< i-7> So my kitchen has counters on both sides, it's a walk in kitchen, very narrow
< i-7> There I am, attempting to cook weird Russian cereal that looks like it was made for communist peasants
< i-7> When I look down, and shift my baggy pants leg, and there is a MASSIVE Texas size cockroach next to my foot, scurrying out from under my pants
< i-7> I simultaneously leap up onto both of the counters like it's fucking Splinter Cell, swearing like a sailor who just discovered the rash he got from that sketchy waitress in the last port
< i-7> And as the cockroach books it out of the kitchen, I somehow devolved into Ned Flanders-speak
< i-7> "Jesus fucking Christ holy fucking shit goddamn diddly hibbly jibbly widdbly diddly doo"
< i-7> Or something like that. No idea where that came from. I don't even watch The Simpsons.
< i-7> Currently playing "the floor is lava" with Confederate war songs blasting from my laptop while checking up on the pot full of simmering water

[hlmtre] i've also got coffee and am making breakfast
[hlmtre] did some dishes and ran the dishwasher
[Domino] can it keep up with the fridge yet
[hlmtre] they race but it's always a tie
[hlmtre] because
[hlmtre] it's a wash
[Domino] wow
[Domino] that's better than the thing I was going to say
[Domino] good job
[hlmtre] take that
[Domino] I ain't even mad

< Domino> yeah I just think she doesn't like mechanical keyboards
< Domino> she wasn't specifically looking for a mechanical keyboard for work purposes, she was just interested in them in general
< Domino> but "they're all too clacky"
< Tex> The louder the keyboard the closer to god

< thraust> guys I have a problem
< thraust> my boss needed help with some excel stuff, getting a chart to output a percent based on some values
< thraust> so I figured out a formula for it
< thraust> I kinda liked it...
< mech> You monster
< thraust> what's wrong with me?
< mech> As long as you don’t use it for major projects that should have a legit DB I think you are fine
< mech> It has its place and can do some really cool stuff.
< mech> I made one the other day to track the computers I image at work
< thraust> is it terminal?
< thraust> she had a bunch of small charts for different years of when cases started and how many we still have open
< thraust> so I got a formula to check if the cells were blank in the still open column, if they were then they used the values from the other column
< thraust> then do math on the totals to get the percent of closed cases
< mech> The precise use for excel.
< thraust> neat
< thraust> time to build a VB backend to pull data from salesforce
* thraust snorts a line of crushed word documents

< mech> >Hans Zimmer
< mech> thats all you need
< mech> He could score a breen flick and it would make it cinematic as fuck
< mech> possibly to the point hlmtre could finish the entire movie
< Domino> well, let's not get carried away
< Domino> we all know hlmtre has an incredible capacity for hatred
< Domino> one of the worst people I've ever met
< mech> I see people all the time and think "If only they knew how irrational and full of blind hate hlmtre is"
< mech> then I tell them
< mech> They hand me some change and wish me well
< Domino> I've never met hitler personally, but I'm going to have to go ahead and say, just having known hlmtre a short while, that I prefer hitler, and again, I've never even met the guy
< ~hlmtre> wtf is happening in here
< mech> hitler is like Bob Ross or Mr. Rogers in comparison
< thraust> idk but I think we should ban thatcher

< mech> >Hans Zimmer
< mech> thats all you need
< mech> He could score a breen flick and it would make it cinematic as fuck
< mech> possibly to the point hlmtre could finish the entire movie
< Domino> well, let's not get carried away
< Domino> we all know hlmtre has an incredible capacity for hatred
< Domino> one of the worst people I've ever met
< mech> I see people all the time and think "If only they knew how irrational and full of blind hate hlmtre is"
< mech> then I tell them
< mech> They hand me some change and wish me well
< Domino> I've never met hitler personally, but I'm going to have to go ahead and say, just having known hlmtre a short while, that I prefer hitler, and again, I've never even met the guy
< ~hlmtre> wtf is happening in here
< mech> hitler is like Bob Ross or Mr. Rogers in comparison
< thraust> idk but I think we should ban thatcher

< thraust> hlmtre, out of context this sounds horrible, but I can teach you to beat your son

< i7> how are you doing?
< i7> you got uh...sister pregnant. what else is going on?
< i7> and shit, that's pretty big
< BoneKin> that sounds really wrong the way you said it
< i7> ...oops lol

< i7> also speaking of dinah, i dont know anything about her
< i7> except you..work with her? and she's very skinny
< bhhorg> thankfully the registration record from the film is at the office so i started dating dinah, I've seen her take lots of clicking
< @hlmtre> i do work with her
< @BoneKin> take lots of clicking
< @BoneKin> bhhorg has strange euphemisms
< bhhorg> its all so strange at times that amount of time
< i7> so uh, what she like
< i7> besides all of that clicking she takes
< @hlmtre> 'clicking'?
< @hlmtre> oh.
< @hlmtre> oh
< @hlmtre> bhhorg:
< @hlmtre> why
< bhhorg> hlmtre plz ;_;

< i7> also, what's the word to describe staying in a relationship, as opposed to serial dating?
< @hlmtre> monogamy?
< i7> i was thinking possibly that
< Texbox> >serial dating
< Texbox> I laughed at that one, I don't even
< i7> what?
< Texbox> exclusive
< i7> have you never heard that term before?
< i7> yeah maybe. both monogamy and exclusiveness both seem to describe no other partners while in the relationship
< Texbox> No, because usually the word serial precedes killer
< i7> i mean like, to describe having one continuous relationship
< i7> you guys could be right
< i7> i'm pretty sure it's a common term. you're just inserting yourself, instead of ice picks, into one girl after another.

< @Lucifer7> since it is mostly for the coding club and LUG
< @hlmtre> it's for programmers?
< @Lucifer7> yeah
< @Lucifer7> usin the term loosely there
< @Lucifer7> cause some of them actually like ruby

< i7> Help Bagel Bites are on sale

< i7> i have a pair of spare tires in the back of my truck. i'm not sure what to do with them. put them in my apartment?
< Schooly_D> spare tires are much less useful inside your home
< i7> i mean, they're taking up space
< i7> i got a full set of new tires yesterday
< Tex> >not making a tire swing
< Schooly_D> does the truck have a place to put a spare? under the bed maybe?
< i7> yeah it should. i'll go check that out.
< i7> the other one is just...a tire. a big one. it doesn't have a rim. it came with the truck. i guess i need to just dispose of that one :\
< Schooly_D> put it in a garden, water it regularly, watch it grow into a huge tractor tire, then flip that tire during workouts
< i7> solid plan

< LSR> so the girl i broke up with last week just posted a picture on facebook with colin kaepernick
< LSR> I don't know if I'm more jealous or more mad

@hlmtre eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
@hlmtre i dunnnnooo
@hlmtre i've been using my desktop so much more
robert0 do the right thing.
@Lucifer7 burn all your computers, lie down and wait for the sweet embrace of death?

< @Lucifer7> i'm kinda alright with gnome3 now
< @Lucifer7> but that might be stockholm syndrome

< Schooly_D> I remember when #bf4 was good
< @BoneKin> bf4 was launched with lots of bugs
< @BoneKin> it was never good

< @hlmtre> hello from first day of work at new job
< BoneKin> how you like it so far? as much as you can tell in a few hours
< @hlmtre> it's fine
< @hlmtre> i have been made fun of a few times for being overdressed
< @hlmtre> (i'm wearing business casual)
< @hlmtre> but the rest of my team is in jeans and t-shirts
< @hlmtre> i was told by HR that i'm supposed to wear business casual all the time
< @hlmtre> they lied to me

< i7> Schooly-D: did your back ever hurt you from driving
< Schooly-D> no, but I did stretch after long... stretches of driving

< DominoEffect> man this girl with all of her skin falling off is pretty cute

Schooly_G | Squadrons cost money so I'll hold off on that until we get 4 or 5 people
MechWork | WHat are the advantages to a squadron
MechWork | ?
Schooly_G | I have no idea
Schooly_G | But it needs to happen
MechWork | Well we could all just get on at one time...for free
Schooly_G | Who do you think we are, FG?
MechWork | yes
@hlmtre | #REKT
Schooly_G | Listen
Schooly_G | I know how you FG boys do things
Schooly_G | "The power of friendship" and all that
Schooly_G | But this is America
Schooly_G | And I'll be damned if I'm going to let you just-off-the-teat hotshots tell me how to run things
Schooly_G | Because this isn't just America. It's Texas. Which I'm no longer in
Schooly_G | Do you understand?

< NartFOpc> Schooly_D
< Schooly_D> hmm
< NartFOpc> I need your expertise as a texans fan
< Schooly_D> how can I help
< NartFOpc> how do I deal with my team losing?
< Schooly_D> take pride in your personal accomplishments
< NartFOpc> alright, thanks
< Schooly_D> also buy houston oilers apparel

elessar | I shave my shirts too

MechWork | I broke down and bought premium for BF4 the other night =/
MechWork | I just spent 100 dollars on a game...
willfro | how do you feel after doing this?
MechWork | Sorta feel like getting in the fetal position in my shower and crying it out

< sensae> o/
< LSR> \o
< @Lucifer7> \o/
< LSR> 8===D

< MechNotWorking> Fuck I want to go home
< willfro> then go?
< willfro> just act crazy and take off running
< willfro> tell them you'll explain later
< willfro> with the extra time in hand you'll be able to come up with a good excuse

< @hlmtre> MechWork:
< @hlmtre> http://nationalreport.net/gay-to-straight-program-to-be-used-in-all-arizona-public-school-curriculums-beginning-november-1st/
< @BoneKin> is there a competing straight-to-gay program being used anywhere else?
< @hlmtre> san francisco
< @BoneKin> man, it almost worked. first night in sf and I spent the night in bed with another man
< @hlmtre> it clearly turned you gay
< @hlmtre> you asked not more than a few days ago if you could sleep with me
< @BoneKin> it's just a phase!
< @hlmtre> it's ok dan we're here for you

< bhhorg> you know this is kinda weird. Bonk is supposed to be pretty and the plug is loose and the password from the OS
< NartFOpc> >Bonk is supposed to be pretty
< i7> Bonk is supposed to be fucking gorgeous

< MechMaster48> What bank does not have a bank card?
< @hlmtre> i7's banks
< @hlmtre> it's really just a bunch of mattresses with each customer's name on em

< +BoneKin > now I want to go on a date with elessar

< i7> >Enraged
< @hlmtre> what'd he say now?
< i7> Enraged went offline so he could go to the store for milk
< @hlmtre> .. and?
< i7> you don't need to turn your computer off to get milk
< NertFerpc> what if it was a laptop
< i7> plug it into the wall faggot
< NertFerpc> what if he wanted to take it with him to get milk?

< Tex> I think it's stupid
< i7> your face is stupid >:(
< Tex> :<
< @Lucifer7> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_burn_centers_in_the_United_States

< hlmtre> she's AFK from chico for the summer

< rets|audrey> im soo sleeppy
* rets|audrey moans pathetically
* bhhorg sighs

09:41 < @hlmtre> where's bonekin been
09:41 < +BoneKin> watching from the shadows
09:42 < @hlmtre> dear god
09:42 < @hlmtre> that actually made me jump

bawk | Lucifer7 are you here when the bottles might revolt

< bhhorg> >yfw shadow in homeward bound is a little high

i7 | i'm thinking about getting one of those mail-order ones from viriginia or some shit

i7 | oh fuck i just realized i forgot to spray the aluminum i have my bacon on
i7 | will it be fine or do i have to do this all over again?
MechMaster48 | The bacon or the aluminum?
rets|audrey | why are you cooking bacon on aluminum?
i7 | less cleaning to do
i7 | spray the aluminum, so it won't stick to the aluminum
MechMaster48 | How long has it been in there?
i7 | it hasn't, oven is sitll preheating
MechMaster48 | Just spray the aluminum then
i7 | but the bacon is already on there :(
MechMaster48 | take it off......
i7 | effort
i7 | I HAVE AN IDEA. i'll make another sheet, then flip this one onto that one, and all of the bacon will fall onto it
MechMaster48 | My face is in my palm so hard right now....
i7 | I FORGOT TO SPRAY THIS ONE TOO GODDAMMIT
MechMaster48 | I think you aptitude in food prep is only in fast food
i7 | fast food? this is slow-ass food

< +BoneKin> http://i.imgur.com/en3HZ5T.jpg
< +BoneKin> heh
< @hlmtre> chicago's a lot denser packed, i'd wager
< +BoneKin> they're trying to keep warm because the cold is causing murder. the chart says so

< bawk> mayo helps things slide down babe

< @Lucifer7> i have exact values for missions in EFT
< haI9000> lol women have values?

< i7> i think i had a dream that schooly took me to a baseball game to like seduce me into playing starcraft with him

< bawk > don't kick luci he's way too down-to-earth and up-to-date on social stuff

< i5> bhhorg: lucifer7
< bhhorg> last.fm | lucifer7 is listening to, mostly because i don't mean
'i sound as good as this guy for 80% of the song...then at the
end goal
< +BoneKin> I hate that song

03:16 < Lucifer7@> IM MAKIN A MURDR HAREM DUDE
03:17 < Lucifer7@> TWO HOT BABES WITH GENIUS + INSANE + FLIRT + KISSING
03:17 < Lucifer7@> GONNA MISANDRY AND MURDER E V E R Y O N E
03:21 < Lucifer7@> NO WR NEED MIRE WONEN
03:21 < Lucifer7@> M O R E
03:21 < Lucifer7@> I wonder if this game has human trafficking

< i5> http://i.imgur.com/FqiFRI7.png
< i5> i'm really liking reddit enhancement suit
< MechMaster48> lol I like what you said at the end
< MechMaster48> wat a bitch
< i5> she is no longer in my bro book.
< i5> ahaha holy shit
< i5> http://www.reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/comments/16u5tb/128_tick_doesnt_mean_a_better_server/c7zgj1v
< MechMaster48> HA nice. I agree.
< &hlmtre> wow
< &hlmtre> that person's a dick
< %BoneKin> but doesn't have one
< %BoneKin> don't assume

< i5 > is there any way to link to 1080p on youtube?
< i5 > i know &hd=1 links to 720p
< hlmtre&> hd=2
< i7 > -.-
< MechMaster48 > hd=3
< i5 > youre not helping

17:42 < hlmtre&> whee
17:43 < i2 > Walking my dog
17:43 < i2 > On NEC
17:44 < i2 > Its
17:44 < i2 > Irc
17:44 < MechMaster48 > Don't get hit by a car
17:44 < MechMaster48 > Welcome to auto correct
17:44 < i2 > Duck autocomplete
17:44 < i2 > .....
17:45 < MechMaster48 > I cant can tell you are winning that battle

< i7 > also the more time out the more time i have to learn Polish
< i7 > but really it doesn't look too hard, pretty much Russian but speaking with your mouth full of bees

< BoneKin > I mean, I'm not really looking to rent ATVs, but why wouldn't they rent to us?
< MechWork > I don't think they wouldn't
< BoneKin > because we know rowboat/elessar?
< i7 > i was making a joke
< hlmtre > we look like hooligans
< i7 > ^
< MechWork > ^
< BoneKin > I am old and responsible looking

< Lucifer7 > this is obama's doing

< kanbo> "'my boyfriend is a pilot.' it's like a joke!"
< kanbo> wow, shit
< Schooly_D> oh, it gets better
< Schooly_D> just remember that minmay don't mean no harm
< kanbo> shes giving hikaru a serious case of deep space dick
< Schooly_D> I love that shot of all the aliens in the monitor
< kanbo> imagine having to give a report about your war boner to high command

< General_Vagueness> I was being literal BTW, I got chocolate sauce and a cup but no milk
< General_Vagueness> because I decided to start VLC and then get the milk but the show was already starting

< &Schooly_G> Voot voot voot voot voot voot voot

< Schooly-G> I didn't give you permission to link a rap song from my personal vault
< Schooly-G> That's one of my core jams
< Tex> #FreedomFriday
< BoneKin> is a core jam what you listen to when doing situps?

< Jillybean> If I die between now and PAX I want my tickets to go to Tex
< Jillybean> And my shoes
< Jillybean> I bequeath my game collection and my bone to schooly
< Jillybean> And my pretty hair ties to Mig

< Schooly_G> I'm killing these power snatches though. WITH a sore back. Fit4PAX needs to step it up
< kanbo> >schooly lifts for his friends
< TDSpiral> I’m killing these snatches with power
< TDSpiral> Stept up
< Tex> Impressive considering its been years since any of you have been near a snatch
< TDSpiral> Uh
< kanbo> thats not true
< kanbo> tdspiral lives with his mom
< Schooly_G> Uh
< TDSpiral> Oooof
< TDSpiral> That hurt kanbo ;’(
* Tex owes kanbo a drink

< Schooly_HQ> I'd never embarass myself in front of rainbow dash by using gloves
< Schooly_HQ> just so everyone knows

< kanbo> this job blows
< kanbo> im leaving for Team Schooly C as soon as my paycheck clears

< Paddy> that's what my opening paragraph in the writeup was about
< General_Vagueness> I don't care about or totally acknowledge the stigma
< Paddy> then it will seek to define you GV
< General_Vagueness> thanks for telling me, now I don't have to read it
< Paddy> gotta fight it proactively
< Paddy> also fuck you

< General_Vagueness> I'm familiar with these people and enjoy what they say but I don't really hang out with them
< TSDBot> [TSDTV] NOW PLAYING: Legend of Korra: 6--S01E07.avi -- PREMIUM: http://irc.teamschoolyd.org/tsdtv.html -- POVERTY: http://irc.teamschoolyd.org/tsdtv-poverty.html -- VLC: http://irc.teamschoolyd.org:8090/premium.flv | http://irc.teamschoolyd.org:8090/poverty.flv
< Paddy> that's what my opening paragraph in the writeup was about
< General_Vagueness> I don't care about or totally acknowledge the stigma
< Paddy> then it will seek to define you GV
< General_Vagueness> thanks for telling me, now I don't have to read it

< ZackDark> .recap 10
< ZackDark> ::sadface::
< kanbo> thats probably not going to work for another 12 hours
< kanbo> unfortunately
< ZackDark> damn
< ZackDark> pastebin be mad at TSD
< Tex> we banned from there too?
< %BoneKin> rate limited
< %BoneKin> so temp banned
< i7> i seriously laugh every time i'm reminded of the twitch ban
< i7> i don't know why i find that so funny
< ZackDark> wait, what?
< ZackDark> TSD is banned from twitch?
< kanbo> twitch AND justin.tv
< kanbo> thats why he uses hitbox
< %BoneKin> TSDTV came about because schooly got banned from twitch
< %BoneKin> IP banned
< ZackDark> ...
< ZackDark> how?
< i7> for streaming space ghost coast to coast
< ZackDark> hhahahahahahhaha

[14:44] < TDSpiral> If you’re taking your gf/bf to PAX, you kind of have to get married now
[14:44] < Tex> at pax
[14:44] < Jillybean> No partners at pax - what happens in pax stays in pax
[14:44] < Paddio> >tfw karaoke makes a comeback
[14:44] < TDSpiral> Yes- married by Master Chief
[14:44] < UnrealCh13f> Obligatory Marriage Proposals
[14:45] < TDSpiral> With a Halo ring
[14:45] < Tex> pax is actually his bachelor party
[14:45] < Jillybean> A really big ring . . .
[14:45] < TDSpiral> Even if they’re not into Halo
[14:45] < Paddio> lol
[14:45] < Jillybean> and a party of cosplay bridesmaids
[14:45] < Paddio> it's mandatory
[14:45] < Paddio> you can't have a standard wedding at pax
[14:45] < TDSpiral> Cortana skin suit cosplayers
[14:45] < Paddio> disgraceful
[14:46] < Paddio> live deflowering ceremony, sponsered by rule 34 society
[14:46] < Tex> schooly will object when the time comes
[14:46] < Tex> then he and newman will ride into the sunset
[14:46] < Paddio> I can't wait to record this
[14:46] < Paddio> free movie
[14:46] < TDSpiral> Best PAX ever
[14:46] < Tex> Schooly's apartment is the honeymoon suite
[14:47] < Paddio> then he and newman will kiss, also sponsered by the rule 34 society
[14:47] < Tex> shared with Paddy
[14:47] * Paddio tips
[14:47] < TDSpiral> They’ll 1v1 each other all night
[14:47] * Paddio tapes
[14:47] < Tex> lol
[14:47] < &Schooly_G> Christ people

< ZackDark> FIGHT THE POWER
< TSDBot> [Twitter] [Tumblr dot TXT @TumblrTXT] calling yourself an anarchist when you are white and not a trans woman is not bad per se but it is too bold and i dont like it (1 hour ago) id=7312
< ZackDark> is
< ZackDark> is TSDBot context-sensitive?
< NartFOpc> ;)
< ZackDark> .O.

< Schooly_D> synopsis
< Tex> I have to give one?
< Schooly_D> Shiro Amada is an eager, clean-cut rookie officer who can't wait to get to earth and kill the bad guys
< Schooly_D> some girl named Aina gives him an acute case of diamond dick
< Schooly_D> Michel is a cynical bitch
< Schooly_D> roll credits
< Schooly_D> also Karen has a vagina like a steel trap
< Schooly_D> roll ultra-credits
< Schooly_D> TEX
< Tex> god dammit
< Tex> what
< Schooly_D> ROLL THE ULTRA CREDITS
< tarehart> Does the Mobile Suit Grant Amada the Power to be an Idealist in the Midst of War?
* Tex rolls out the ULTRA MLG CREDITS

< Paddio> was the coffee warm or hot?
< kidtsunami> it was fresh aeropress coffee
< Paddio> of course by coffee I mean sexual relations
< kidtsunami> so it was so so so hot
< kidtsunami> until he put milk in

< NartFOpc> My sides are so far away they're out of the effective range of a Halo
< NartFOpc> All that's left is dust, echoes, and muh sides

< Paddy> wipe was a success
< Paddy> now we'll see if it was worth it
< General_Vagueness> wiping is always worth it

*** Tex (Tex@tsd-4DBC3ED5.hsd1.wa.comcast.net) joined
[15:49] * Paddio tips
[15:50] * TDSpiral rips
[15:51] * Yapok flips
[15:51] * ChadDark dips
[15:52] < Paddio> >tfw you remember kanbo tried to rhyme with frips
[15:52] *** Tex quit (Ping timeout: 307 seconds)
[15:52] < Paddio> good work team
[15:52] < kanbo> kill me

< ZackDark> wanna rob a real jewlery?
< Padre> Yup
< Padre> You want in deej?
< Padre> .deej
< TSDBot> The scribes of our city, stewards of the lost knowledge from our Golden Age, have uncovered a mysterious tome whose pages are all empty but for one mysterious line: "I could but I told my folks 'nah you dont need one'"
< ZackDark> eerily context-sensitive
< ZackDark> .gv
< TSDBot> < kapowaz> it's fricking 2am
< TSDBot> That doesn't really sound like something I'd like
< Padre> Well damn
< Padre> Are you sure deej? Its good money.
< Padre> .deej
< TSDBot> The scribes of our city, stewards of the lost knowledge from our Golden Age, have uncovered a mysterious tome whose pages are all empty but for one mysterious line: "Quality Inn & Suites Seattle Center 618 John Street Seattle, WA 98109"
< ZackDark> is
< ZackDark> is that an address to rob?
< Padre> The man with the plan
< Padre> So what's our second move?
< Padre> .deej
< TSDBot> The scribes of our city, stewards of the lost knowledge from our Golden Age, have uncovered a mysterious tome whose pages are all empty but for one mysterious line: "Why did you ask?"
< ZackDark> holy shit
< ZackDark> .fname
< TSDBot> http://www.teamschoolyd.org/filenames/LSR_and_Schooly_reflect_on_fantasy_football.png
< -- Padre has quit (Connection reset by peer)
< Padrodonis> Seriously deej, my team needs deets
< Padrodonis> .deej
< TSDBot> Fear not, Guardians: im an adult
< ZackDark> snarky lil fella
< ZackDark> come, deej, help us out here
< ZackDark> .deej
< TSDBot> Fear not, Guardians: oh, did he move to the place with the rock wall?
< Padrodonis> So you'll be there in person? How will I know it's you?
< Padrodonis> .deej
< ZackDark> me?
< TSDBot> Rejoice, Guardians! I give up
< Padrodonis> Damn
< ZackDark> shit
< ZackDark> damn you, paddy
< Padrodonis> Its ogre
< ZackDark> all you had to do is go to the address
< ZackDark> you and your silly questions
< Padrodonis> Zd plz

< Tex> If windows didn't lay off the Nokia dept
< Tex> I might have an IRC mobile client that works
< Tex> Or if anyone cared about the windows app store
< Tex> Besides me
< BoneKin> .deej
< TSDBot> Rejoice, Guardians! that ain't happening anytime soon
< BoneKin> heh
< Tex> Wow
< Tex> The Truth hurts

< TDSpiral> I got stopped by like 3 pairs of Mormon missionaries on my way back home
< TDSpiral> By the last one, I just wanted to get out of there and continue walking home
< ZackDark> i guess you look convertible
< TDSpiral> So when the last 2 missionaries approached me, they introduced themselves, “Hi, I’m elder Young, and this is elder Smith.”
< TDSpiral> Weary at this point, “Nice to meet you, elder Young and elder Smith.” I shook their hands, “I’m Garrett”
< TDSpiral> They both seemed a bit awkward, but we exchanged niceties. He then told me, “Elder Smith here has only been a missionary for a few weeks now, we would love it if he could get some practice. Do you have any questions he could answer for you?”
< TDSpiral> Now, the fun begins. “What evidence do you have that God is real?”
< TDSpiral> Elder Smith and Young were absolutely frozen. Their worlds were shattering around them. Then I made off like a sir, satisfied with work I had done today.
< Grizzlei> I always make sure to troll these Christians.
< Grizzlei> I always either go super gay or Satanic.
< ZackDark> that wasn't very sportsman-like
< TDSpiral> Behind me, elder Young, who’s worldview I just demolished, grabbed an apple from his backpack. I heard the sound of the apple speeding towards my head. However, I did a 180 degree spin and caught the apple with my left hand- because my right hand was occupied with a bag of groceries. I crushed the apple in my palm and said, “How do you like them apples?”
< Grizzlei> Or I answer the door with a gun.
< Grizzlei> hahahaha
< ZackDark> ahhahaah
< TDSpiral> True story, $100% hapened
< TDSpiral> Oh, I forgot the BEST part
< Grizzlei> Zack, try to sound out "ahhahaah" in real life.
< ZackDark> did
< ZackDark> not bad
< Grizzlei> lol
< ZackDark> slightly on the awkward side
< ZackDark> but totally party-doable
< TDSpiral> After that exchange, the grand mormon wizard came out and gave me $100 and marrying rights to his daughter
< ZackDark> nowai
< Grizzlei> Okay, well now you're just making this up.
< ZackDark> >now
< TDSpiral> And all the neighbors came out of their houses and applauded my efforts

< General_Vagueness> happy birthday tarehart
< BlunderwearBot-PY> Hey General_Vagueness, kanbo says "cut it out man"
< General_Vagueness> I'm trying to be nice
< BlunderwearBot-PY> Hey General_Vagueness, kanbo says "dont play dumb; you know what"
< General_Vagueness> man
< Doc> get back

skidson.online

< Doc> show ZD appreciation

< BoneKin> .weather 63127
< Blunderwearbot-PY> Saint Louis, MO: Mostly Cloudy, 72.1 F (22.3 C), 75% humidity
< NartFOpc> what about the percent chance of riots?

< Schooly_D> it's kind of depressing that in a few years people will nostalgia over Halo 4
< Nomi> who would do that

< i7> schooly, check out this maryana naumova
< i7> undoubtedly strong little girl, but, that benching form...
< &Schooly_G> If you're talking about whom I think you're talking about, I know exactly whom you're talking about
< &Schooly_G> -Schooly D, 2014

< kapowaz> you understand English, Nart?
< kapowaz> or are you just wilfully sense?

< Paddy> Doc, show ZD the way out
< Doc> show ZD appreciation
< Paddy> NOOOOOOOOO
< ZackDark> love you too, Doc
< Doc> love you long time. Ten dolla.
< Paddy> fuck
< ZackDark> boom

< NartFOpc> Kek 'em kek 'em gotta kek 'em all
< NartFOpc> Gotta kek 'em all, Pokekmon
< NartFOpc> I'll kek across the land
< NartFOpc> Lel far and wide
< NartFOpc> Release from my mouth, my laughter and >muh sides

< BonkBot> Schooly_D is husky, though not obese.

< General_Vagueness> I shouldn't have been so specific and direct

< Schooly-G> Damn
< Schooly-G> Collateral tom cruise would make a good cosplay
< Schooly-G> Maybe next year
< kanbo> s/y/b
< TSDBot> Schooly-G meant to say: Mabbe next bear
< kanbo> see, i told myself i would stop
< kanbo> and then i didnt
< Schooly-G> s/Collateral tom cruise/a fucking bear
< TSDBot> Schooly-G meant to say: a fucking bear would make a good cosplay
< TSDBot> [Twitter] [NFL Philosophy @NFLosophy] PR 101: Anyone who wants to break NFL-related bad news, do it now. It will go largely unnoticed due to much larger story. (1 second ago) id=4592
< Paddyfly_in_the_Sky> Schooly-Actual, TSD Top Brass gives you clearance to use "A Fucking Bear"
< kanbo> a fuckbear
< General_Vagueness> who told you about the fuckbears?

< FrazzleBazzleDingleBall> im bored
< hlmtre> i'm working on teh ability to update qdb quotes
< hlmtre> so i or bonekin can fix typos and poor formatting
< hlmtre> AND ALTER HISTORY
< BoneKin> WHAT HAST THOU WROUGHT?
< hlmtre> WE CAN RULE TOGETHER
< hlmtre> AS FATHER
< hlmtre> AND BONE-SON
< hlmtre> UM
< hlmtre> um
< FrazzleBazzleDingleBall> um
< FrazzleBazzleDingleBall> MY NAME IS TOO DAM LONG

< hlmtre> hehe, messing with the past is fun
< TDSpiral> s/e/a
< TSDBot> hlmtre meant to say: haha, massing with tha past is fun
< Grizzlei> You're playing with shit you shouldn't be messing with, hlmtre.
< TDSpiral> s/i/u
< TSDBot> Grizzlei meant to say: You're playung wuth shut you shouldn't be messung wuth, hlmtre.
< BoneKin> s/e/oo/hlmtre
< Texbox> Its like no one saw Butterfly Effect
< TSDBot> hlmtre meant to say: hoohoo, moossing with thoo past is fun
< hlmtre> wow
< Texbox> s/past/pasta/hlmtre
< TSDBot> hlmtre meant to say: hehe, messing with the pasta is fun

< kanbo> tarehart, you cuold work backwards in this situation, but other situations would just get a false positive still
< hlmtre> as opposed to oldest thing it finds that matches, we'd do newest
< kanbo> the main issue being that there isn't a way to make it perfect
< hlmtre> neither is really that great
< hlmtre> what kanbo said
< kanbo> its especially hard if you're trying to match on a line with a single word
< hlmtre> what kanbo said
< kanbo> i am smart and handsome
< kanbo> ...hlmtre plz

< General_Vagueness> >watching anime
< General_Vagueness> >subbed, even
< General_Vagueness> >reading /v/
< General_Vagueness> I am become weeaboo, baka of worlds

* General_Vagueness puts on his kanbowizard robe and tarehat

< Paddy> thank god gv killed them and made their skins into an outfit

< Paddio> here it is
< Paddio> cross dance central/ rhythm game with survival horror
< Paddio> your a street dancing youth in the 80's with three things
< Paddio> a boombox
< Paddio> your sweet dance moves
< Paddio> and a fat ass
< Paddio> you go to meet your posse for street dancing when you realize they aren't there
< Paddio> also everyone is zombies and the world is over
< Paddio> you're backed into a corner, surely to die
< Paddio> you do the only thing you were born to do
< Paddio> dance your ass off
< Paddio> you notice the better you dance the more the zombies are beign
< Paddio> they even start to mimic your dance moves
< Paddio> you keep dancing until you notice the horrifying truth
< Paddio> your fat ass is nearly gone
< Paddio> unable to sustain high activity dancing without the ass fat fueling your skill
< Paddio> you dive into a safe room
< Paddio> which just so happens to have junk food stocked wall to wall
< Paddio> after replenishing ass
< Paddio> you decide to own this apocalyptic world one zombie at a time
< Paddio> with your boombox strapped to your back
< Paddio> and mix tapes in order
< Paddio> so based on your mixes, depends on what dances you can do
< Paddio> you can find better mixes and dances over time
< Paddio> and eventually find legendary tapes like Thriller
< Paddio> they'll give you speed, strength, stamina, etc
< Paddio> you come across other dancers and proceed to have a street dance zombie battle
< Paddio> the better dance convinces more zombies to join their crew
< Paddio> until you have a giant dancing army
< Paddio> you can customize your most loyal leuitenent zombs
< Paddio> your main possee
< Paddio> better keep up the funk, or else the zombies will turn on you
< Paddio> like so many dancers before you
< Paddio> I wanted gangnam style to be one of the legendary dances
< Paddio> That's it

< Schooly_D> I'm dumb

< General_Vagueness> at least this time I already explored the starting area
< General_Vagueness> .choose drop off this engram|not worth the time
< TSDBot> I don't always choose, but when I do, I choose 31
< General_Vagueness> wow
< BoneKin> .choose drop off this engram | not worth the time
< TSDBot> I don't always choose, but when I do, I choose drop off this engram
< General_Vagueness> .choose drop off this engram | not worth the time
< TSDBot> I don't always choose, but when I do, I choose Cooler Ranch
< General_Vagueness> =_=
< BoneKin> heh, good job tsdbot
< kanbo> huh
< kanbo> Hahaha

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< MechWork> Well if she has been with him and they have a baby together isn't that basically married?
< MechWork> Excluding tax benefits
< MechWork> I really don't see the big deal in the whole thing
< MechWork> some dude in a tiny hat or collar says some stuff

< BoneKin> despite all his rage, he's still just Nicolas Cage

* Schooly_D removes ban on *!*@tsd-1F51EF6B.hsd1.mi.comcast.net
* Schooly_D removes ban on *!*@tsd-AFF8B0EE.socal.res.rr.com
< General_Vagueness> I was warned, and I thought--oh
* Schooly_D sets ban on *!*@tsd-1F51EF6B.hsd1.mi.comcast.net

< Tex> Some punk-ass kids threw eggs at my car last night.
< ~Schooly_D> there's hope for america's youth after all

< Texorcist> Even though the stream is dead for me, I have a feeling I can still know where yall are in the show based off gv's live tweets

< kanboo> #engrish is that a fucking red panda
< BonkBot> Engrish: This is a fucking red panda

< +i7> Tex
< +Tex> No
< +Tex> oh
< +Tex> youre not schooly
< +Tex> whats up
< +i7> do you know much about the effects of wind on structures? i'm assuming yes, but just double checking
< +Tex> Uh, actually I only have a very simple idea
< %BoneKin> if it blows real hard they break
< +Tex> they don't exactly teach wind theory
< +General_Vagueness> every material bends
< +General_Vagueness> buildings are one of the things that will make this evident because of wind
< +Tex> jesus h christ
< +Tex> do not talk to me about buldings gv
< +Tex> not now not ever
< +i7> lol
< +General_Vagueness> I wasn't
< +Tex> not ever
< +General_Vagueness> OK, I wasn't, I won't
< +General_Vagueness> so that's your job, something with buildings?
< +General_Vagueness> er
< +Tex> WHAT DID I JSUT SAY
< +General_Vagueness> that's talking about it isn't it
< +General_Vagueness> well-- ugh, I can't have a conversation about... ugh
< +General_Vagueness> this is why people don't like to talk to you, Tex
< +Tex> This isn't why
* Tex points to self
< +Tex> THIS IS WHY

< kanbo> get in the party, schooly
< ~Schooly_D> too late
< ~Schooly_D> can't find the invite
< ~Schooly_D> KP
< ~Schooly_D> the xbone sucks
< ~Schooly_D> it took me 30 seconds to accept a friend's party invite and now I'm stuck in the pause menu in MCC
< ~Schooly_D> during a game
< Tex> Womp womp
< ~Schooly_D> it's ok though, because the game crashed
< ~Schooly_D> each successive error makes me think UnrealChief is less and less dumb for suggesting a class action lawsuit against MS/343

< i7> when i have a son i want to make his middle name danger
< i7> so he can say "my middle name is danger" and then whip out his birth certificate or some shit
< Texbox> cute
< i7> no all of the girls are supposed to say "omg awesome you're so cool" not "cute" >:(
< i7> my poor son, how could you do this to him?
< Texbox> if only I was a girl

< i7> remember when we used to play starcraft
< Tex> remember when we would play Monopoly
< i7>| friends don't let friends sell railroads.
< Tex> B]
< Padderin+> why isn't there a version of monopoly where someone DM's as the government
< Padderin+> and you use money to try and change the rules of the game as you play

< i7> the word 'first' looks really weird
< @hlmtre> it does now
< @hlmtre> i blame you

< @hlmtre> heh, rets
< @hlmtre> schooly is trying really hard to get you to join #tsd
< rets|audrey> what's he doing now?
< @BoneKin> "This would never have happened if rets were here" when anything goes wrong
< rets|audrey> sigh

< i7> cant play blood dragon because uplay isn't working
< i7> fuck you ubisoft
< @BoneKin> I thought you fixed that issue?
< i7> guess it's broken again!
< mechZNC> I think that is a feature of Uplay
< @BoneKin> Udontplay

< mechZNC> I get off work soon....That island is gonna be as flat as Keira Knightley's tits by the time I am done today

< Tex> >mlg pros wrote the map book
< Tex> >none of them label what teleporter goes where on chiron

< i7> do you know anything about Lansing?
< Tex> its the capitol
< i7> yeah I know it's the capitol and that's about it
< i7> small city, center of government, pretty average in just about everything else, so it seems
< General_Vagueness> it's pretty unremarkable, but that's kind of remarkable in itself
< General_Vagueness> almost everything I've heard about it paints it as exceedingly average, like above and beyond the call of mediocrity and normality

< BoneKin> heh, census agent came by
< BoneKin> 8pm on a fucking saturday
< BoneKin> told her I didn't have time, but really I'm just half drunk
< mechZNC> LOL
< BoneKin> also, I was in the middle of a boss fight in destiny. you can't pause, so I managed to run to a safe location before opening the door
< BoneKin> I doubt she missed the gunfire and fight music in the background
< BoneKin> :)
< mechZNC> Sounds more important then a consensus to me
< mechZNC> save the world > survey
< BoneKin> my favorite part is how the convo ended
< BoneKin> she asked for my name before leaving
< BoneKin> I said she should already have it, she's with the census
< BoneKin> her nervous laugh probably means she knows I'm going to be a problem
< mechZNC> hahaha
< mechZNC> thats too fucking good

< BoneKin> omg
< BoneKin> trying to remote into my dad's computer at work to look at how it's configured
< BoneKin> we gave him a pretty low end one to use temporarily while his laptop was out of commission earlier this year
< BoneKin> he ended up keeping the desktop and was complaining it's a bit slow
< BoneKin> he's got 15+ emails open, 9 word documents, 9 excel documents, internet with 10+ tabs open, a few PDF files, and miscellaneous other applications
< MechWork> Just in case he needs to get to something quickly

< i7> the other day we ate sausages
< i7> with poppy seed bread
< i7> i kept waking up and falling asleep
< i7> and stumbling all over like i was drunk
< i7> it was really hot, so i went outside
< i7> and went to sleep on the tailgate of my truck
< i7> POPPY SEED BREAD: NOT EVEN ONCE

< Tex> wow
< Tex> so ghost much coast
< &Schooly_G> The block has always stuck around for legacy reasons
< &Schooly_G> It was the first ever tsdtv scheduled block
< &Schooly_G> And it's never let us down
< Tex> its what got us banned from twitch
< &Schooly_G> Shush

< &Schooly_G> >go to Laredo for a week and a half
< &Schooly_G> >eat like shit, drink a lot
< &Schooly_G> >lose 4 pounds
< &Schooly_G> >TDSpiral. bmp
< kanbo> they call that TDFever
< i7> >yfw it was 4 pounds of muscle
< kanbo> >lose 8 pounds of muscle, gain 4 pounds of fat
< &Schooly_G> >4 pounds of organs
< &Schooly_G> Fucking Mexicans

< %BoneKin> author that went crazy? I think there's more than a few
< %BoneKin> how crazy we talking?
< Tex> My author knowledge really only extends to Bradbury and Steinbeck
< +tarehart> whoa, bradbury apartments in seattle
< +tarehart> that's tempting fate innit
< Tex> Hemmingway would get wasted then pick a fight with the biggest dude in the bar.
< Tex> That's crazy
< %BoneKin> hemingway blew his brains out. that's kinda crazy

< dick> anyone here
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< Schooly_D> phew
< Schooly_D> dodged a bullet there

< i7> http://video.idahoptv.org/video/2365246970/
< i7> IDAHO
< ~Schooly_D> fifty seven minutes?
< tarehart> you have NO attention span when it comes to Idaho

< Texbox> >"yeah I dont know if Im gonna make it tonight, I haven't been feeling too hot"
< Texbox> >"yeah you look kinda pale"
< Texbox> >mfw fuck you im lying

< BoneKin> let us settle this like grown human men

< MechWork> I just got back to my comp. HOly boulder. Not nearly as graceful as the Indiana Jones one
< i7> yeah i wonder where they found a boulder so round
< MechWork> Im sure the native people carved it that way just in case Han Solo decided decided to steal their gold figurine

< @BoneKin> all this trouble because of some lazy fuck's incompetence at writing down 6 characters on a sheet of paper
< i7> this is clearly payback for the census thing
< @BoneKin> heh
< @BoneKin> these people are so incompetent that that level of petty revenge would blow my mind
< i7> or even more likely
< i7> you're put into these sorts of situations
< i7> so that you can be a thorn into the side of government
< @hlmtre> it is your density, bonekin

< DominoEffect> anyone can make them
< DominoEffect> if you have an oven
< DominoEffect> and a potato
< DominoEffect> bake the potato like you normally would (stab some holes into it -> into the oven for awhile, don't cut a giant hole in one side like restaurants do)
< DominoEffect> when its done, take it out, put it in the fridge for a long time or just leave it out overnight or something
< DominoEffect> when its cooled thoroughly, cut into 1/2in slices, skin and all, and put it in a pan with some salted butter and/or bacon grease if you have it handy
< DominoEffect> salt and pepper and whatever other seasonings you want, then cook on each side until it starts to brown

< General_Vagueness> I guess he is a good troll after all because I can't tell if he's stupid, deluded, or trolling

< hlmtre> i will now use the power of the continuum transfunctioner to banish you to hoboken new jersey
< i7> pls no, i think lsr lives there

< BoneKin> if you try and spam the qdb, I will kick you

< BoneKin> woo
< mechZNC> I am back at work for one day as well
< mechZNC> there is nothing to do and they wont let us go home early
< hlmtre> mornin
< hlmtre> sorry to do this
< mechZNC> I will reddit all day
< hlmtre> but i'm home and don't have to work
< mechZNC> in the words of Louis C.K.
< mechZNC> Suck a bag of dicks
< hlmtre> present them
< mechZNC> Im unsure of where to get a bag of dicks
< hlmtre> but the tables have turned now haven't they
< hlmtre> the power is in my court
< mechZNC> -_-

< %BoneKin> "I don't want to pet you right now" -Tex, to her dog, 2014

< General_Vagueness> >TSD_chooses_the_next_HBOMB_location.jpg
< General_Vagueness> http://www.11points.com/images/springfieldoregon/oregonban.jpg

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< Cody_Miller> later
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< i7> i am down like a clown with a frown to play some bf4
< Mech> The sad clown
< Mech> for BF4!
< Mech> I am in
< Mech> Im dog like frog in log in a bog that needs to jog through fog.....for battlefield
< Mech> 4
< i7> "Im dog"
< i7> you sound Russian there. no article.
< willfro> mech... no
< Mech> I was picturing dog the bounty hunter
< i7> you have to admit, that was pretty impressive, will
< Mech> willfro
< Mech> yes
< Mech> speaking of which, willfro
< Mech> do you want to be an amphibian in a bog in a some battlefield?
< Mech> eh\
< Mech> eh
< Mech> eh
< Mech> cmooooooooon
< willfro> are you saying what I think you're saying?
< Mech> im not sure anymore
< willfro> yeah neither am i

< i7> just bkought a public transit pass with a debit card that i canceled a year ago
< BoneKin> on purpose?
< i7> yeah
< i7> was goijg to miss train, had no time to buy ticket witu cash
< i7> no one to check my ticket on the train, didnt want to risk a $50 ticket thogdownloaded the ass app thatvi used to use, ad my old card on ileft my new card atvhome, no option
< i7> old ap* wtf juice ssh

< Schooly_G> .dorj
< TSDBot> D.O.R.J. system starting ... [ ONLINE ] http://bit.ly/17b2RgN
< BoneKin> .dorj
< TSDBot> Left Dorj primed and ready!
< NartFOpc> .dorj
< TSDBot> (lights go dim as the Right Dorj hums to life) [ WARNING! ] Dorj imminent!
< Paddy> .dorj
< TSDBot> Initiating Core Dorj subsystems... [ ONLINE ] I can't believe it! It's happening!!!
< TSDBot> https://twitter.com/TSD_IRC/status/566815075286011906

< i7> 44 unmatched women ages 40-44 in chico
< ~hlmtre> so there really ARE older ladies desperate for sex in my area!
< i7> yes.
< @BoneKin> yeah, all those unmatched single ladies in stl were over 55 or so
< ~hlmtre> you're old bonekin
< ~hlmtre> they're within range
* hlmtre double whammies
< ~hlmtre> actually i'm not sure what the other whammy is
* hlmtre single whammies

< Ibeechu> anyone got any good stock tips
< Ibeechu> or upcoming pump and dumps, ill take those too
< i7> yes. never buy stocks. ever.
< Paddy> only sell?
< Ibeechu> good idea
< &Schooly_G> Don't listen to i7
< Ibeechu> buy none, sell high
< kanbo> get low, get high
< Paddy> get lower, kanbo
< General_Vagueness> Get_Low.mp3
< i7> this financial advice has been brought to you by Team Schooly D

< Bonk-Bot> Tweet from OriginalBubsRA : @itsstarmanda @fyrasec @vocalnight I WANT TO GET OFF MS.BONEKIN'S WILD RIDE (http://twitter.com/OriginalBubsRA/status/564835132238860288)

< Schooly_G> It can't be done

< Tex> The doc said I was cured
< kanbo> Like a ham
< Paddy> I did win most honey baked in high school

< Schooly_G> They say it can't be done

< Tex> I am a delicate flower

< ~Schooly_D> alcohol isn't the answer, BoneKin
< %BoneKin> no, but it is fun

< kanbo> ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

< Paddy> You're lucky you didn't take too long to finish
< Schooly-G> Whoa, party now. Spendin money in a large amount
< Paddy> after 3 minutes, The Rock comes down to beat you himself
< Schooly-G> Hands in the air make you scream and shout
< Paddy> he cackles and does his 20 minute preshow trash talk
< Paddy> you see your dream of time trails drift beyond the noise and lights of the stage
< Paddy> you wake up, you're Stone Cold Steve Austin, but you're late for your spelling test
< Paddy> The Rock, your 3rd grade teacher, docks points for being so late
< Paddy> Then he pulls you into Suplex City and ends your misery

< kanbo> Paddy MEANT to say: We had some a railroad tie that was apparently hollowed out and just full of bees.

< @hlmtre> how do i make linux see both ports on a dual nic card?
< @hlmtre> erm
< @hlmtre> dual port card
< @Lucifer7> first you need to get its attention. try dangling some sort of item it likes in front of it and being like "hey boy look look huh do you want this
stallman foot snack" and then you bring its attention to the second port on your nic and it should finally notice it

< i7> Welding is difficult and makes me angry
< i7> The heat doesn't help
< BoneKin> ugh, I bet
< bhhorg> shut up ugh
< BoneKin> no u bhhorg
< bhhorg> no u
< BoneKin> this mature conversation brought to you by the internet

< Paddy> THE. INCREDIBLE.BONK.
< TSDBot> http://i.imgur.com/K0d8ZrZ.jpg

< Xenos> So sorry you don't have gigabit at home
< hlmtre> do you?!
< Xenos> Yep :) Google Fiber
< hlmtre> o
< hlmtre> i'm moving in
< Xenos> Haha
< hlmtre> which room is mine?
< Xenos> The living room closet
< Xenos> I'll run an ethernet cable into there though
< hlmtre> as long as i get an ethernet cable
< hlmtre> cool
< Paddy> xenos and hlmtre: weeknights at 5 and 5:30

< UnrealChief> < Community> Halo... It's finished.
< UnrealChief> < 343i> No, I think we're just getting started...
< kanbo> < 343> and how would you like your games?
< kanbo> < Community> just fuck my shit up

< willfro> I got canned peaches
< willfro> yuss
< willfro> can't open mouth wide enough to put peaches in
* willfro cries

< Schooly_L> so tex is right

< BoneKin> bleh. did all my outdoor chores today. I really don't like yardwork
< willfro> ^
< willfro> Being forced to do it by my dad was awesome especially with terrible allergies to pollen and no working allergy medication
< BoneKin> oof. at least I don't have the allergy problem
< BoneKin> just an aversion to super boring, hot, sweaty, tedious work
< willfro> yeah, be greatful, it could always be worse
< BoneKin> also got to do the full gutter clean today
< willfro> here's what you do, hire the mexicans
< BoneKin> pulling sopping wet pollen and leaves and sticks out from all around while up on a ladder
< BoneKin> when I have an aversion to heights
< BoneKin> heh, we don't just have packs of mexicans for hire in st. louis
< willfro> have them imported
< willfro> I hear the going rate is a decent authentic mexican restaurant
< willfro> and a lowered truck
< BoneKin> I'll have to see what I can scrounge up

< Tex> >mfw professor is pretty much plugging/selling us on LateX
< BoneKin> I hear how great it is all the time, but I'm still kind of unsure what it actually is, even after reading the wikipedia article
< Tex> I've heard of it but never seen it
< Tex> Apparently in the 'real world' for out tech writing and reports no one accepts word
< Tex> ^profs words
< BoneKin> yeah, and my elementary school teachers told me everyone used cursive in real life

< i7> also i found a folder full of all of the screenshots that i took with hlmtre's little tool
< ImmergingAP> sounds disgusting

< ~hlmtre> we all have pretty unique, interesting names
< ~hlmtre> compared to the majority of internet denizens
< ~hlmtre> who are like, xXxW33D420xXx

*hlmtre assuages tarehart's guilt
< hlmtre~> heh, ass-wages
< hlmtre~> hehehehehe

< tarehart> my spirit animal is actually a gay snail

< hlmtre~> there were some weirdnesses with git merging the two
< hlmtre~> but i think i've ironed them out
< hlmtre~> hello ohai2
< ohai2 > well hello to you too hlmtre
< ohai > well hello to you too hlmtre
< ohai > well hello to you too ohai2
< ohai2 > well hello to you too ohai
< ohai2 > well hello to you too ohai
< ohai > well hello to you too ohai2

< willfro> i had glass container that had spagetti that had melted (this comes after molding) and coagulated into a new life form
< willfro> i named it george

<   willfro > is it bad that im using a java 6 book to hold my bed together?

< ~hlmtre> you guys still around?
< ~hlmtre> having interesting connectivity issues
< @BoneKin> *crackle*...an....arely..hea....ou*static*
< ~hlmtre> THAT'S NOT HOW TCP IP WORKS

< ~hlmtre> .bf3 stats fro4thought
< ohai> fro4thought's stats:
< ohai> KDR: 1.2351
< ohai> SPM: 308.42
< ohai> Headshots/kill: 28.017
< ohai> win/loss: 1.6603
< ~hlmtre> how cool is he :3
< ~hlmtre> i'm proud of that bot
< ~hlmtre> and tarehart's work was a huge part of it
< ~hlmtre> he did almost the entire bf3stats integration
< i7> it is very fucking cool
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< luci> it's 6 o'clock in the mornin
< luci> conversation got borin
< luci> said you're installin sql soon
< luci> so i snuck off to your /lib/room
< luci> and i thought i'd just make there
< luci> til i heard you compile up the stairs
< luci> and i pretended i was sleepin()
< luci> hopin you would uh
< luci> i have nothing for "creep in"
< luci> but i do have hot dogs so brb

< Schooly-D> is there anyone left who thinks halo 4 and 343 will be anything other than the blunder of the century
< Schooly-D> >mfw humans show up on that forerunner planet thing
< Schooly-D> >mfw Sgt Johnson's twin brother, Sgt. Tavery Johnson, is with them
< NartFOpc> Nope
< NartFOpc> Ancient forerunner AI that takes the form of Johnson
< Schooly-D> Sgt. Slavery Johnson
< NartFOpc> A Racist Analysis of ilovebees by Schooly D
< NartFOpc> Avery Johnson? More like SLAVERY JOHNSON!!!
< NartFOpc> end

< Lucifer7> i like how i used a USAS-12 on some guy and then he started using his
< Lucifer7> but i started using one because they were using one
< Lucifer7> and then i started roadkilling with the MAV
< Lucifer7> i guess this is how society dies

< Tex> The Fast and The Furious (two sep dudes)
< Tex> that was cause you had two guys
< Tex> 2Fast 2Furious was just to say 'lol its a sequel'
< Tex> Tokyo Drift implied NOT the same story
< Tex> now they're a team
< Tex> they're the Fast AND Furious
< Tex> Fast 5, they had 5 sep parties in on he job
< Tex> Dom's Gang (sister, paul, Diesel)
< Tex> The two mexican dudes
< Tex> Han
< Tex> Pauls Friend from 2Fast
< Tex> and the hot chick

< Lucifer7> hmm this girl says her penis is up
* Lucifer7 hits next on omegle

< Schooly_D> but we need 2 more people
< Schooly_D> hlmtre, i7
< Schooly_D> BoneKin
< Schooly_D> go knock on i7's door nart
< NartFOpc> no
< NartFOpc> its like 5 minutes away

< @hlmtre> im at mcdonalds in a walmart
< @hlmtre> i feel like an american

< elessar> I feel like playing video gaymes
< @Lucifer7> >:O
< @Lucifer7> you are training for murder
< elessar> I murder people to train for video games

< Schooly_D> I'm gonna give important characters ridiculously high ranks for people who are still on the ground fighting
< Schooly_D> like, the Demolitions Expert of a squad will be 3-star-general Gutierrez
< hlmtre> what, that could be legit
< hlmtre> all the other demo experts died heroically
< hlmtre> in explosions
< hlmtre> expertly

< @Schooly_D> pre-emptive apology, hlmtre
< @Schooly_D> IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA FUKER THAT KILLED U!
< @Schooly_D> ..._...|..____________________, ,
< @Schooly_D> ....../ `---___________----_____|]=
< @Schooly_D> ...../_==o;;;;;;;;_______.:/
< @Schooly_D> .....), ---.(_(__) /
< @Schooly_D> ....// (..) ), ----"
< @Schooly_D> ...//___//
< @Schooly_D> ..//___//
< @Schooly_D> .//___//
< @Schooly_D> WE TRUE HOMIES
< @Schooly_D> WE RIDE TOGETHER
< @Schooly_D> WE DIE TOGETHER

<Lucifer7> not rain nor snow nor vagina and tits shall interfere with checking who just tabbed me

< @hlmtre> i've actually had a thing for amy smart for a long time
< @hlmtre> since road trip
< +DominoEffect> me too
< +DominoEffect> I call it my penis

< Avateur> I'm about to go see Transformers
< Antithesis> I'm sorry

* Schooly_D makes some protein
< Nomi> Schooly you'd best not be eating that protein powder shit
< Schooly_D> don't worry, nomi
< Schooly_D> I'm drinking it
< Nomi> ugh
< Tex> next he'll be taking fish oil capsules
< Tex> and making shakes
< Schooly_D> uh
< Schooly_D> I'm making a protein shake right now
< Schooly_D> and drinking it with fish oil capsules
< Schooly_D> and a tablet of zinc

< Schooly-D> it's not a very good helmet if he's able to turn his head to look at the camera without it moving
< NartFOpc> it's not a very good helmet because there's a fucking hyokin in it

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< workmitre> hahah I was about to boot him
< ldooks-svr> why?
< workmitre> *sunglasses on*
< workmitre> ... kicks.
< workmitre> YEAHHHHHH

< %Tex> My Math professor is Canadian.
< %Tex> And looks like Slith.
< %Tex> Tall, skinny, glasses, short hair, light mustache, big t-shirt, khaki pants and sneakers.
< %Tex> He looks like the internet.

< i7> the easier os ive seen so far is ubuntu
< i7> i dunno what os it was
< Lucifer7> i hate ubuntu
< Lucifer7> never mention it
< Lucifer7> it's a step in the wrong direction
< i7> its easy
< Lucifer7> getting people to think linux is a desktop OS
< Lucifer7> is bad
< Lucifer7> that's like making people think a semi is a commuter vehicle
< i7> well that already happened in the late 90's
< i7> semi, ford excursion, whats the difference
< Lucifer7> an excursion can fit under most low bridges
< Lucifer7> youtube says otherwhise about semis

< Schooly-D> >everyone's faces when korny munky is hired to write-up the script for Halo 4, and it only contains the events up to when the chief enters the planet thing and his journey after he leaves
< Schooly-D> >grey thor and furhman are with the chief for some reason

< i7> so there was a talent show at the school.
< Lilli> ooohh. and?
< Lilli> I have to go...
< Lilli> but my guess is your talent was drving through the building

< hlmtre> domino
< Domino> hlmtre
< hlmtre> just played a THC with mingtimmy
< hlmtre> on my 360, which I'm not as good on
< Domino> did you touch yourself?
< hlmtre> no
< hlmtre> no
< hlmtre> no
< hlmtre> so
< hlmtre> THC
< Domino> did you touch timmy?
< hlmtre> I hate you with the fiery passion of a thousand suns
< Domino> well what the fuck is the point of the story then if there's no touching people
< hlmtre> ANYWAY

< rets> the loving relationship is the hardest thing there is
< rets> keeping girls from going batty on you is like a double-shot killimanjaro without looking at the screen

rets: yeah, but women are crazy so their point of view doesnt matter

< i7> so i figured out how you can turn your washing machine into a snowblower
< i7> for really really cheap
< i7> cost-effective
< hellmitre> .. uh
< i7> ?
< hellmitre> explain
< i7> oh its easy
< i7> just give lilli a shovel

<retsamolah> you need to get your priorities in line and drop that school bullshit

< @i7> but get this
< @i7> in The Thing
< @i7> the character Mac has trouble with his computer and destroys it
< @i7> and when the character Windows is needed most, he freezes
< @i7> neither OS existed at the time of the film's making.
< @hlmtre> :O
< @hlmtre> wow
< @hlmtre> that's awesome
< @i7> stranger than fiction eh, can't make this shit up
< @i7> well, i guess it is fiction
< @i7> but the writing isnt
< @i7> well the writing itself is fiction
< @i7> but the writers who wrote the writing at the time werent fictional<
< @i7> SHUT UP
< @hlmtre> I think that's being submitted to bash

< tarehart> I'm roleplaying an anchor tag
< tarehart> just go with it

< BoneKin@> heh, circlejerking ourselves to the top of bf3
< hlmtre~> we're like a helicopter of dicks

< i7> there is no word for 'a' in russian
< i7> articleless language
< +BoneKin> then how do they have russian newspapers?
< +BoneKin> can't explain that

< i7@> i did a school report on lithuania, back when the internet sucked
< i7@> so i just used screenshots from Ghost Recon for pictures of the Lithuanian capital, Vilnius

< Lucifer7@> i drew a heart on a wall with the repair torch
< Lucifer7@> then i realized it was the wrong squad member standing next to me
< Lucifer7@> accidental bromance

< mech> Hola
< pybot> Hey mech, hlmtre says "did you change your phone number?"
< mech> hlmtre I was at work
< pybot> Hey mech, hlmtre says "I'm planning on being in Portland a little early. could I come by your place?"
< mech> I have sent my response to your cellular device
< willfro> congrats, you just had a conversation with a bot
< mech> Just another average day then

< Tex> Oh man AND I'm getting KBBQ for dinner
< Tex> The only way this day can get better is if I got rear-ended again

*hlmtre comes up with a nifty little algorithm
*hlmtre is observed as being intelligent, witty, and attractive
< Tex> By who? Daredevil?
< ~hlmtre> >:|

< Sammy> Co-worker is sick. I'm left handling accounts receivable. Customers have me liek ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ
< Doc> Co-worker is sick. I'm left handling accounts receivable. Customers have me totally intrigued
< BoneKin> Doc enjoying his new job, I see
< Doc> enjoying his new vagina

< Paddy> Doc, get your head out of that stripper
< Doc> get your troll swole on and Bonk and Welcome to Madcast

< NartFOpc> this fucking bear on the waterfall
< NartFOpc> keeps seeing all his friends walk away with tasty fish
< NartFOpc> but he's too stubborn to move to the bottom of the falls
< NartFOpc> I take it all back
< NartFOpc> he just got the biggest fish of them all
< NartFOpc> there's a lesson here somewhere

< TSDBot> A message appears written in the amber skies above Earth's last city, at once a harbinger of caution and hope for all whose light shines bright against the darkness: "this franchise has had launch problems"

< Yapok> doesnt really apply to the whole: your story about getting a piece of gear
< Yapok> that bungie likes to talk about
< Yapok> like for me: How did you get hawkmoon? Well I got lucky in a rumble match I guess
< Yapok> wow what a story mark
< Yapok> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhXz60f0HLU
< Blunderwearbot-PY> YouTube: "what a story mark" (00:00:04)

< UnrealChief> What was the Gamestop trade in offer?
< kanbo> $5 off the LE of taken king if you trade in a dog under 10lbs

< @BoneKin> good morning, and fuck printers

< @BoneKin> welcome back everyone
< @KP> explain yourselves
< snipe> I had to save the world
< @KP> oh shit did i make it in first
< @KP> must've
< Tex> Ayy
< @KP> i've gone mad with power.
< General_Vagueness> >
-!- mode/#tsd [+b *!*@tsd-F668D505.hsd1.mi.comcast.net] by KP
-!- General_Vagueness was kicked from #tsd by KP [KP]

< @BoneKin> I saw organic blankets for sale at target
< ~hlmtre> eat them, then sue

< hlmtre> neighbors like to use the world's loudest blender with their windows open
< willfro> fight fire with fire
< willfro> throw thermite at them
< hlmtre> yeah that seems fair
< willfro> I thought so
< willfro> my other thought was straight out of farenheight 451
< hlmtre> hey, a book
< willfro> wouldn't quite be burning books though
< willfro> oh! new idea, just go straight up to their window and just watch
< hlmtre> hah!
< willfro> when its quiet, ask what they are making
< hlmtre> heh.
< hlmtre> more blender...
< hlmtre> .. more blender.
< Eutectic> do you have any loud things?
< Eutectic> I'd go find some thick pipe and get an angle grinder or the chop saw and have a db war
< hlmtre> i have a guitar and amplifier.
< hlmtre> i can do a signal db war
< hlmtre> i can literally shoot so much signal at their house their wifi would stop working
< hlmtre> ... we can have wifi broadsides, william
< willfro> "honey, why does the internet not work?"
< willfro> "because you pissed off the neighbors with your blender"

< mech> I hated dota and LoL
< mech> If I wanted to get yelled at by 14 year olds I would have become a junior high teacher
< mech> seriously
< mech> fuck that game

< &Schooly_G> I think TDSpiral might actually get fit4pax
< ZackDark> why's that?
< &Schooly_G> Because he keeps exercising
< %BoneKin> gotta get fit4pax so you're not fat4pix

< BoneKin> let me tell you guys a little tale of how I completely fucked my day up. and it's only 9AM
< Paddy> ayyyy
< BoneKin> this weekend I'd been having a little trouble with my car ignition. harder to turn than it should be, but still working
< BoneKin> I figured I'd get it looked at sometime this week
< BoneKin> woke up this morning, car actually started fine. no problems or difficulty turning the key
< Paddy> the time is nigh?
< BoneKin> get to work. turns out, I had asked for the day off. it just wasn't on my calendar and I'd forgotten
< BoneKin> get in car to go home, car no longer starts. at all. key doesn't turn
< Paddy> wow
< BoneKin> so now I'm spending my vacation day waiting on a tow truck to get my fucking car fixed
< Paddy> ugh
< BoneKin> at work

< ~hlmtre> she was in austin for her works' first conference they organized and had
< i7> oh so that's why you asked if i was in austin
< ~hlmtre> no, i asked if you were in austin because i know it's a weird town and you sent me two weird pictures of two weird guys on two weird bikes
< i7> it was pretty weird.

< KP> old man paul ain't got no time for the bryan newmans of the world

< Paddy> I think about that alot actually
< Paddy> if I had won a contest
< Paddy> or gifted some super nice thing
< Paddy> it would be wasted on me
< BoneKin> or if they gave me a super nice bottle of whisky
< BoneKin> I would be wasted on them
< BoneKin> :D

tareharu | ok. classic situation
tareharu | you stealthily lean your camera phone against a bench
tareharu | gymbro's girlfriend comes in and starts stretching
tareharu | she bends over end ends up face to face with the stealthcam
tareharu | gymbro folds me in half and flings me into the bike room
Schooly-D | I didn't say it was perfect
Schooly-D | getting lawn-chaired is a risk we all take
tareharu | I'm typing and forming sentences like shit
tareharu | I can feel my brow starting to protrude

< hlmtre> i need to tell your fridge how to get to my fridge
< hlmtre> but both our kitchens are named 'kitchen'
< hlmtre> so if i say 'fridge, to get to hlmtre's fridge, go to kitchen'
< hlmtre> it's gonna tell me 'you idiot i'm already in the kitchen'
< hlmtre> but if we name your kitchen 'i7's kitchen'
< hlmtre> we can say, 'to get to hlmtre's fridge, go to kitchen'
< hlmtre> it's gonna be like 'lol ok'

< Tex> Your girl got 3rd place, Schooly
< Schooly_D> We can rebuild her
< Tex> >
< Tex> what place did you get?
< •kanbo> park place
< Tex> s/pa/ba
< •kanbo> < Tex> ayy
< TSDBot> kanbo meant to say: bark place
< •kanbo> < Tex> more like bark place
< Tex> fuck
< •kanbo> oh you bitch
< Tex> off

< kanbo> Glad to hear you liked it
< General_Vagueness> I didn't say I liked it
< TDSpiral> Haha
< General_Vagueness> I did like it overall though

< i7> yeah just fingerprints its always been dirty its not actually painty its just especially hard to see when im outside under the sun
< Schooly_B> download a GUI-to-speech app
< Schooly_B> problem solved
< @hlmtre> i7: might want to adjust the brightness
< i7> its up all the way it sucks
< +BoneKin> Siri: imply that I am angry in IRC

< hlmtre> there were some weirdnesses with git merging the two
< hlmtre> but i think i've ironed them out
< hlmtre> hello ohai2
< ohai2 > well hello to you too hlmtre
< ohai > well hello to you too hlmtre
< ohai > well hello to you too ohai2
< ohai2 > well hello to you too ohai
< ohai > well hello to you too ohai2
< ohai2 > well hello to you too ohai

< hlmtre> yep yep
< hlmtre> it's really easy to get dynamic dns working nowadays
< hlmtre> back in the old days
< hlmtre> you had to hire a small child to sit at home and refresh whatismyip.com
* willfro breaks out cane

< hlmtre> and then send you a letter by avian carrier
< willfro> I prefered torti carriers
< willfro> slower, but more reliable shipping
< hlmtre> true
< hlmtre> didn't have the issue of packet loss by hawk

< Infinite Se7en> and we ended up on her living room chair playing who's-in-my-mouth, but it was only two of us, so there was no guessing involved

< gh0st_preacher> serious question for devs who use sublime with vi keybindings: does your kia spectra have a manual transmission?
< Lucifer7> serious question for people who use manual transmissions: do you think you're smarter than a computer
< gh0st_preacher> serious question for computers: beep boop beep

< thraust> what's a cobbler's favorite kind of nut?
< hlmtre> um
< hlmtre> gimme a sec to think
< thraust> :3
< hlmtre> ugh
< hlmtre> i can't come up with anything
< hlmtre> hitme
< thraust> cashoes
< mech> kick him
< mech> please
< hlmtre> nah it's too good
< hlmtre> you come up with it thraust?
< thraust> yes
< thraust> :D
< hlmtre> this is the opposite of what mech wants
< hlmtre> gj
< mech> it is
< thraust> kick thraust
-- | Mode #fg [+o thraust] by hlmtre
< --- thraust has kicked thraust from #fg (thraust)
< hlmtre> HAH
< mech> It was the only way
< hlmtre> i used the ops to destroy the ops
< thraust> too much power

i7 | look how fucking long that is
i7 | like the stuff netflix recomends for you
@hlmtre | huh, cool
@BoneKin | now to make a site that does that for porn...
@hlmtre | 0_0
@hlmtre | bonekin
@hlmtre | we're going into business
@hlmtre | acquire legal council
@hlmtre | titflix
@hlmtre | but now with categories!
@BoneKin | storyline selections: list is blank
@hlmtre | (not necessarily strictly) titflix is our new name
@hlmtre | storyline selections
@hlmtre | plumber
willfro | how has that not been done yet
@hlmtre | electrician
@hlmtre | babysitter
@hlmtre | cops

< hlmtre> hey tex
< hlmtre> If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do they all drown?
< Tex> Shut up

< NartFOpc> jesus christ I had like double anti-backwards host that game
< NartFOpc> put five shots into a dudes head when he wasn't even playing to no effect
< NartFOpc> in SWAT, btw
< tarehart> not host -> you got served
< tarehart> can't even argue, it's a tautology

< General_Vagueness> http://carnage.bungie.org/haloforum/halo.forum.pl?read=1199642
< General_Vagueness> a lot of old names there, some that I don't remember hearing of even
< Schooly_G> If you post anywhere in that thread, vagueness, you're banned from IRC for a long time
< Tex> born on the 4th of july
< snipe> He's bluffing gv
< snipe> Do it
< Schooly_G> Your ride or your life, gv
< kanbo> I choose Homeward Bound 2!
< snipe> Little Kanbo, big adventure
< kanbo> I wonder who they'll get to dub my voice
< kanbo> I hope it's Bradley cooper
< snipe> It'll be nart
< snipe> Barks only
< Schooly_G> GV
* Yapok prepares a farewell card

< Schooly_G> I see you posted in my thread
< Schooly_G> I told you, in no uncertain terms, what would happen if you posted in that thread
< Schooly_G> I'm a man of my word. And I am bound by it
< General_Vagueness> [16:02:03] < Schooly_G> If you post anywhere in that thread, vagueness, you're banned from IRC for a long time
< General_Vagueness> didn't see
< General_Vagueness> also, dramatic
* General_Vagueness goes and plays Destiny

< Schooly_G> The only thing I want to know before I send you off: was it worth it?
< Schooly_G> Insolence
< Schooly_G> I didn't want it to be like this, gv
< Schooly_G> But this is the future you chose
< --- Schooly_G has kicked General_Vagueness from #tsd (Schooly_G)
< snipe> Huh, guess he wasn't bluffing
< snipe> Ah well
< Padderino> RIPIP
* Tex claps

< Schooly_G> I can't believe it's finally over
< Padderino> let's all #ugh in solidarity
< Padderino> #ugh
< BonkBot> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AlCdvfhuAs
< Blunderwearbot-PY> Youtube: Twilight Sparkle - UGH (0:00:04)
< snipe> I'd like to thank Schooly_G, for making this possible

< i7> if muslims have beards and jews have hats
< i7> what do christians have?

< ~hlmtre> wait
< ~hlmtre> these are already frozen and shaped patties?
< i7> yeah
< ~hlmtre> how did you manage to turn that into liquid.

< i7> one of my friends once decided to refuse to put on his seatbelt
< i7> i drove my truck into a stone wall
< BoneKin> wow
< i7> he wore his seatbelt from then on
< i7> you know what they say, if it hurts, it works
< BoneKin> kind of an expensive lesson, right?
< i7> nah i wanted to get rid of that bumper anyway

< i7> i froze some bananas, because fuck you nature

<NotDominoEffect> have you considered suicide as a career profession

< BoneKin> and funny story about wind waker. one of the stages of the second to last boss is so ridiculous that I apparently had blocked it from my memory
< BoneKin> played the game again a couple years later and was like, "WTF is this giant, dancing, marionnette pig doing here?"
< BoneKin> unfortunately, it stayed in my memory this time

< Jester> okay dan. im just waiting for heather to go to bed lol
< Jester> she has to work at 8am so hopefully soon
< Jester> oops she's reading this
< Jester> shit
< -- Jester (Andrew@hhorg-2qv.1fl.90.50.IP) has signed off (Quit: Leaving)

< hlmtre~> SPOTIFY STOP ADVERTISING DUREX EQUALIZING OR WHATEVER CONDOMS TO ME
< hlmtre~> I ALREADY FEEL BAD ENOUGH ABOUT IT
< hlmtre~> sincerely, everyone
< BoneKin@> are you listening to fucking metal?

< hlmtre~> i'm an idiot
< hlmtre~> i don't know why i never named a drive March
< hlmtre~> because the drive would then be March of IDE
< Lucifer7@> you're horrible
< Lucifer7@> the only worse thing would be to put several IDE drives into one tower and make them a striped array in a system named march
< Lucifer7@> then, because one of the drives is bad
< hlmtre~> YES
< Lucifer7@> you could say beware the IDEs of March

< NotDominoEffect> hlmtre I said my solutions would work, I didn't say they'd be easy
< NotDominoEffect> 1. make coffee
< NotDominoEffect> 2. evaporate coffee
< NotDominoEffect> 3. snort powder
< NotDominoEffect> alternatively, do cocaine

< Lucifer7> i'd imagine marrying a barista wouldn't be too difficult
< Lucifer7> just be rich enough to support her and she'll probably jump on you
< NotDominoEffect> her?
< Lucifer7> marrying a guy in california wastes a lot of opportunities
< NotDominoEffect> at least you're a no fault state
< NotDominoEffect> so you'd both get half the dildos

< i7> my mother is tarehart

< hlmtre> i'd never let something like another human being prevent my uptime

< mechznc> was she lifing weights?
< i7> no she got smacked in the head with a metal baseball bat
< i7> she was just saying she's nervous to work out now
< i7> even though her neurologist said it was fine
< mechznc> I would be nervous to play baseball not workout

< ~kanbo> something weird about seeing a car parked in the handicap spot with an "I CAN RUN" license plate

< Tex> .fname submit Call_in_an_op_to_summon_the_final_Dorj http://i.imgur.com/ciP04Iw.webm
< TSDBot> Submitted filename for approval (id = HVIMRPmokW)
* Schooly_D dons reading glasses and evaluates the fname
< Tex> You got lasik
< Tex> you idiot
* Schooly_D adjusts glasses and stares harder

< BoneKin> qdb doesn't work like odb, folks

< NartFOpc> TSDBot, get bonekin a printout of pusheenosaurus

< ~kanbo> >join mumble
< ~kanbo> >hear znite
< ~kanbo> >leave

< hlmtre> i need 8 gigs of ECC ram
< hlmtre> and amazon no longer has what i've gotten before on prime
< willfro> =(
< hlmtre> http://i.imgur.com/hbwH8PK.png
< hlmtre> i can get it but it's a little more expensive i think
< willfro> ECC = Easy, Cheap, Chinese
< hlmtre> except it's twice the price of the same amount of regular ram
< willfro> ECC = easy, chexpensive, chinese
< willfro> #fixed

< tarehart> now I'm sick
< tarehart> should not have kissed girl
< Tex> But you'd do it again
< tarehart> can't get double sick
< i7> kissing a girl is always worth getting sick
< i7> unless she has mono
< i7> or she wasnt hot

< Tex> blah blah oracle blah sysadmin blah slack blah unbuntcake blah unix blah redheat blah tuc the penguin

< kanbo> ask about their data storage contingencies
< NartFOpc> s/data storage/winter
< TSDBot> kanbo meant to say: ask about their winter contingencies
< Tex> cute
< Schooly_D> remember halo?
< Tex> s/ha/dha
< TSDBot> Schooly_D meant to say: remember dhalo?
< kanbo> s/?/
< TSDBot> Schooly_D meant to say: remember halo

< i7> there's a woman standing next to me wearing a Gryffindor shirt
< i7> I wonder who buys Slytherin shirts
< hlmtre> slytherins

< ~hlmtre> a friend of dinah's just had dinner with george rr martin
< willfro> so uh... yeah... WHAT?
< i7> what'd they talk about
< ~hlmtre> i don't know
< ~hlmtre> i imagine she hounded him over and over
< i7> >:|
< ~hlmtre> FINISH THAT HBOBP WRITEUP YET?

< kanbo> better forward that one to the embassy
< Tex> re: hello schoolyd
< Tex> Body: o/
< kanbo> Attachment: voot.exe
< Tex> Importance: High
< Tex> Read Signature Required

< kanbo> i like playing as zenyatta but i am not a good shot
< Doc> i like playing as zenyatta but i am gay for certain men im trans bc my mental illness says im a dead chunk of outer space (1 second ago) id=3329
< kanbo> what the fuck
< BoneKin> Doc is hanging out in the weird part of the internet again
< Doc> is hanging out with kanbo too much

< hlmtre> my favorite chefs from when i was a kid were hungarian
< hlmtre> hungarian lesbians actually
< Tex_> god
< Tex_> daaaammmmit
< Tex_> all lesbians are hungary
< Tex_> they eat out a lot
< BoneKin> hehehehehe
< BoneKin> lizard.gif

< Jennos_> For honor won't let me play
< BoneKin> what's it doing?
< Jennos_> Not connecting
< Jennos_> No server
< BoneKin> can you play single-player? or is it not able to connect to uplay at all?
< BoneKin> udontplay
< BoneKin> got em

< Schooly_D> .dbogen tex
< TSDBot> Me
< Tex> kek
< Schooly_D> .dbogen tex
< TSDBot> On fb and I dont play videogames

< hlmtre> btw willfro why aren't you just on your computer
< willfro> Funny you should ask hlmtre
< willfro> You see, i am an idiot
< willfro> I placed my encryption key on top of my suitcase, "dont forget this"
< willfro> I then promptly opened said suitcase and forgot its existance

< hlmtre> lookit the source for the bofh module
< hlmtre> if that isn't brevity i don't know what is
< hlmtre> .module reload bofh
--Notice(pybot): reloaded bofh
< hlmtre> .bofh
< hlmtre> D:
< BoneKin> you broke it!
< hlmtre> .module reload bofh
< hlmtre> .. wtf
< hlmtre> .module reload bofh
--Notice(pybot): reloaded bofh
< hlmtre> .bofh
< pybot> BOFH: It was OK before you touched it.

< mech> Did you know boxed water offers a convenient, environmentally-friendly alternative to plastic bottled water
< mech> Roughly three-quarters of each of our boxes is made of paper, fully recyclable and free of BPAs and phthalates.
< mech> Packaged water should be healthy and pure. Our 8-step water purification process ensures our water is delivered completely free of impurities and minerals.
< mech> Did you know many leading bottled water brands contain more than 20 dissolved solids?
< mech> Not only is our water pure, but our pH is very close to neutral, which we feel offers the best hydration for your body.
< Tex> is this that starbucks boxed water
< mech> no, its a part sustainable water company, part philanthropic project.
< tarehart> q: can it get me laid?
< --- hlmtre has kicked mech from #fg (boxed wine is superior)
< tarehart> now I'll never find out
< --- mech (mech@09f9-8F92E997.hsd1.or.comcast.net) has joined #fg
< thraust> if you buy the woman add-on, yeah it can
< mech> If by "getting laid" you mean reducing your carbon footprint
< mech> then yes
< tarehart> is the woman healthy and pure?
< mech> Just like our boxed water

< hlmtre> hey tex
< hlmtre> a persian girl tried to fight me once
< hlmtre> guess what i did
< hlmtre> guess what i did tex
< i7> beat her up
< hlmtre> iran
< -- Tex has quit (Quit:)
< hlmtre> LOL
< i7> hahaha
< hlmtre> .. what if she doesn't come back
< thraust> HEH
--> | Tex (uid40598@09f9-2B054CC0.irccloud.com) has joined #fg
< Tex> Remember
< hlmtre> i was just about to text you 'i regret only a little'
< Tex> the jokes will hurt you more than they will hurt me
< hlmtre> that is not true
< thraust> NOT TRUE
* hlmtre high fives thraust
< Tex> >:(

< mech> Sarah told me it was 10am and then left for class
< mech> I was wondering why I was so tired
< mech> its only 8:45
< mech> -_-
< BoneKin> just a prank, bro
< thraust> that's messed up
< BoneKin> have fun being awake
< mech> I hate this

< i7> russian has gendered nouns. gendered adjectives and pronouns too. there isn't any word order
< hlmtre> no word order?
< hlmtre> is there a standard word order but it's optional?
< hlmtre> because that'd be like latin
< i7> SVO is the most common. SOV is also pretty common.
< i7> prepositions are always before the word they're paired with, and possessors are always after the possessed object
< i7> besides that, its a free for all
< i7> direct translation from a text from natasha the other night: have i too was, but i it sold
< i7> in english it would have been: i had it too, but i sold it
< mech> Down where you
< mech> Are at you could make more money if you speak spanish
< mech> Really most places.
< BoneKin> I think mech is translating directly from russian
< i7> lol
< mech> I am typiung on the phone with gloves on
< mech> It's a pain
< i7> really in think i need to know words and phrases more than conversation
< i7> like "thats hot dont touch that"
< i7> and food items that go on a burrito
< BoneKin> ayudame. estoy sangrando mucho
< BoneKin> help. I am bleeding a lot.
< BoneKin> that's the phrase a high school classmate told me was the only spanish he knew

< BoneKin> .meme jennos
< pybot> [10] outta 10: http://i.imgur.com/YnNcmFV.jpg

< hlmtre> tex
< hlmtre> tex
< hlmtre> tex
< hlmtre> fast and the furious 10
< hlmtre> should be named Fast 10: Your Seatbelts
< hlmtre> tex
< Tex> I hope your child becomes a furry

< i7> i was waiting for BoneKin then i realized its saturday
< ~hlmtre> Here, I'll do it
-!- hlmtre is now known as BoncKin
* BoncKin beards up
< ~BoncKin> morning
< ~BoncKin> Dumb coworker
< ~BoncKin> Anarchocapitalism
< ~BoncKin> Jeans are cool

thraust | https://i.imgur.com/Ys4hftf.png
~hlmtre | tex
~hlmtre | tex
~hlmtre | look at this
thraust | I had to get my proof of ownership for my house
thraust | I have no other redeeming qualities
* | hlmtre interjects
thraust | s/redeeming/defining
pybot-is-back | thraust MEANT to say: I have no other defining qualities
~hlmtre | thx pybot-is-back
< -- | i7 (uid126678@Clk-344F5FA0.irccloud.com) has quit (Quit: Connection closed for inactivity)
Tex | HÀAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Tex | The loss of your home and all your valuables has brought me immense joy with just one screen capture
thraust | I'm glad you're happy tex
thraust | that was really funny to read though
thraust | like, why that wording?
Tex | Cause you live in a fiefdom
Tex | Apparently
Tex | And they had to translate from the original scroll
Tex | All it needs is a "HEAR YE, HEAR YE"

< Tex> Tom Petty just died
< BoneKin> shit, he didn't make it. I definitely made a too soon joke then
< BoneKin> coworker read the he was in cardiac arrest. I asked if it was the guy from the heartbreakers.
< BoneKin> >_>

< Tex> I'm not going anywhere
< Tex> I get paid a stupid amount of money to literally sit on the computer all day
< Tex> And drink at work and leave by 3 at the latest
< Tex> I don't even fill out a PTO form unless I'm gone out of the country, as a formality
< i7> well if your company goes somewhere, you'd have to go too
< Tex> We get away with murder
< i7> and by goes, i mean go under
< Tex> So call me a criminal
< Tex> Because I like crime
< BoneKin> nart's the one whose work is going under
< i7> where does he even work
< BoneKin> on submarines
< Tex> eyy
< i7> :|

< i-7> https://i.imgur.com/RF6xw3A.png
< i-7> >mech and i7 go to Russia

< hlmtre> why am i retarded
< hlmtre> anyone but tex answer that
< Tex> Boooooooooo
< thraust> tex, pm me what you would say
< thraust> for no reason
< thraust> hlmtre don't look at these messages
< BoneKin> you put too many stat points into Chromosomes?
< hlmtre> bonekin did you just come up with that
< BoneKin> yes
< hlmtre> it's fantastic
< hlmtre> but also fuck you
< thraust> I took the brain cell and hid it
* hlmtre impersonates a drummer

< thraust> I also did not definitely accidentally lose it

< hlmtre> henry was just saying 'im a boy im a boy'
< hlmtre> and then saw his helicopter and got excited
< hlmtre> and then said
< hlmtre> 'i helicopter!'
< hlmtre> my son identifies as a helicopter

< thraust> I just figured out something
< mech> Its a new sensation I am sure
< thraust> when a mexican has a secret identity
< mech> no
< thraust> it's an alter diego
< mech> stop
< mech> why
< hlmtre> HAHAHA

< i7> Oh no. Trying to do anything related to the cooking process while a Slavic woman is cooking is an enormous mistake
< i7> Imagine backseat driving, but the driver is armed with knives
< Thraust> better than guns, I'd say the stakes are even
< i7> >:(
< hlmtre> LOL
< hlmtre> 'but the driver is armed with knives'

< thraust> mech is it your birthday today?
< mech> No, that was 31 years ago today.
< thraust> oh, apologies
< thraust> carry on

< thraust> https://i.redd.it/n0oy6iynuh961.jpg
< mech> vanception
< thraust> russian nesting cars
< Tex> Dos van-daniya
< i7> :|

< hlmtre> thraust, where have you been finding your keyboards recently?
< Domino> hand-crafted, artisinal keyboards, carefully curated and hand-picked from the keeb forest of japan
< mech> He just picks them right from the tree
< mech> You just knock on it like a melon to determine if it’s thocky enough to be picked
< Domino> gotta get them before they're over-ripe, trimming the keypad by hand is a pain

< mech> *.appimage has entered the chat*
< mech> Also a ticket I just saw. “Can you email me what tech capabilities we have at the campus?”
< mech> What in the actual hell does that mean?
< Domino> repulsor jet suits, heat-seeking cheesecake, telepathy snapbacks
< Domino> incendiary dinner plates
< Domino> self-microwaving canned tuna
< mech> I want to send that so fucking bad
< mech> I just emailed back for clarification
< Domino> universal translator that can translate any language into aramaic and back to the original language
< Domino> tell them you're developing a device for the US military that allows them to hear in the dark
< Domino> x-ray headsets that can only see inside empty containers
< Domino> topical gel that can make anyone run as fast as albert einstein
< Domino> sarcasm detector that just turns a small green LED on whenever it detects human speech
< Domino> a device that makes colonoscopies up to six times faster
< Domino> time-travelling duvet that only travels forward at regular speed
< mech> Take these to Mark Cuban right now

< i5> i think the only thing i hate more than feminism is MRA
< Lucifer7> MRAs are awful human beings
< Lucifer7> i mean there's walking into school and shooting children
< Lucifer7> but then there's being an MRA
< Lucifer7> if i had a gun and was in a room with hitler, osama bin laden and an MRA, i'd shoot the MRA twice
< Lucifer7> mostly because the other 2 are already dead

< Schooly_D> I like GV's idea

< ~hlmtre> i hate windows
< ~hlmtre> fucking end task
< ~hlmtre> no
< ~hlmtre> nno
< ~hlmtre> no
< ~hlmtre> nn-non-nno
< ~hlmtre> die
< ~hlmtre> die die
< ~hlmtre> do you want to try to recover your work
< ~hlmtre> no
< ~hlmtre> fucking die

< Schooly_D> I believe in unreal

< i7> I didn't think Miranda Keyes could be worse than she is in Halo 2, but Halo 3 proved me wrong
< Tex> She makes a great pin-cushion

23:07 -!- ASmashedPumpkin [webirc@hhorg-o9m.tvh.0.127.IP] has joined #bf3
23:08 <ASmashedPumpkin > hello ohai
23:08 < ohai > well hello to you too ASmashedPumpkin
23:09 < willfro > hlmre you need to program ohai to trash talk
23:09 <ASmashedPumpkin > hlmtre you need to program willfro to not suck
23:11 < willfro > going to kill you
23:11 * willfro plots vengence
23:12 <ASmashedPumpkin > also needs to teach him how to spell vengeance

14:24 < hlmtre&> what the straight up fuck
14:24 < hlmtre&> mysql_real_escape_string is just fucking straight up removing the entire fucking string
14:24 < hlmtre&> you're damn right it's safe for the db now
14:24 < hlmtre&> fuck you

08:58 < BoneKin%> >illegal for most (all?) businesses to charge more for credit card purchases vs cash
08:58 < ohai > BoneKin >implying you're greentexting
08:58 < BoneKin%> >county charges "convenience fee" for paying property tax with credit card
08:59 < BoneKin%> also, they told me it would be a 3.95 fee. next page says I owe 5.63 for convenience
08:59 < BoneKin%> fuck the police

17:59 < hlmtre~> i'm retarded
18:00 < hlmtre~> derp.
18:00 < hlmtre~> 'hey hlmtre check for the last insert id before you insert mk'
18:01 < hlmtre~> http://zero9f9.com/pyqdb/submit.php
18:01 < hlmtre~> woo

02:12 < Lucifer7 > i feeeeeeeeeeeeeeel like doing a project or something with my laptop
02:12 < Lucifer7 > but there is nothing to do to it
03:11 < Lucifer7 > STEBE IN MAH COMPUUTER
03:11 < Lucifer7 > https://srsbsns.org/ss/ts_Mo9go.png

test < Lucifer7> the obscurity and somewhat complex stuff required to get onto usenet protects it from redditors
< Lucifer7> er
< Lucifer7> protects it from morons*

When Life Gives You Questions, Google has Answers

< Lucifer7> the obscurity and somewhat complex stuff required to get onto usenet protects it from redditors
< Lucifer7> er
< Lucifer7> protects it from morons*

17:48 < Lucifer7 > this is cali
17:49 < Lucifer7 > anything below $100 is good for the tip jar

< i5> i was just thinking about that the other day
< i5> was telling them my grand business plan
< i5> going to open a mos eisley cantina
< i5> rake in the dough
< Tex> ^
< Tex> I'd drink there
< i5> i'd conduct shady business there
< BoneKin> i'd shoot people there

22:48 < hlmtre~> http://i.imgur.com/vZKaOHz.gif
22:49 < Lucifer7 > this is your computer trying to run firefox

< NartFOpc> what are YOU up to, bonk?
< %BoneKin> workin
< %BoneKin> truly an exciting afternoon
< %BoneKin> attempting to find print drivers for an unknown model of printer
< %BoneKin> living on the edge

this is a test quote

2pm

15:58 -!- beepboop [~mypy@hgu569.xenvps-server.net] has joined #hhorg
15:58 < Lucifer7 > k
15:58 < beepboop > talked: Lucifer7
15:58 < hlmtre@> hi
15:58 < beepboop > talked: hlmtre
15:58 < hlmtre@> booya
15:58 < beepboop > talked: hlmtre
15:58 < Lucifer7 > dayum that's an infinite loop
15:58 < beepboop > talked: Lucifer7
15:58 < Lucifer7 > beepboop: shutdown
15:58 < beepboop > talked: Lucifer7
15:58 < hlmtre@> bahahaha
15:58 < beepboop > talked: hlmtre
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< bawk > tortellini, ravioli, lasagna, spaghetti, I'll hire bawk to a proud new future

< hlmtre@> i need more music to listen to
< Lucifer7@> don't ask me your ears will bleed
< hlmtre@> i settled on mike doughty
< bawk > well that's settled, now on to your pedo scat horse hentai

< bhhorg> i liked having bawk in here if you want a job and a place to stay similar for some reason

< +BoneKin> I just got a good deal on some new appliances
< +BoneKin> it's weird how pleased I am about that

< bhhorg> hah. No frame drops. I really, really want to do a TSD production in the mean time

< bhhorg> oh jesus fuck kidney stones for years and years

12:26:06 +BoneKin | we were supposed to get a storm last night. didn't even drizzle
12:26:11 +BoneKin | >weathermen
12:26:12 @hlmtre | >weathermen

< @hlmtre> that kinda reminds the time i cat /dev/urandom into chat
< bhhorg> this reminds me
< @hlmtre> i had to kill my client
< @hlmtre> it was spitting cthulhu into chat
< @hlmtre> what does it remind you of, bhhorg
< bhhorg> sorry, had to look up the prompt to remind you how to write storage modules so that it could be mig's
< @hlmtre> i think he just insulted me
< NertFerpc> bhhorg plz ;_;
< bhhorg> no more driving plz
< @hlmtre> i think he just insulted you
< NertFerpc> ;_;

< i7> business stuff
< i7> you interested?
< BoneKin> in hearing about it? sure

< bhhorg> love is a nice car. It was free

< @Lucifer7> holy fuck i want a rat apoc they get orange drone shielding https://srsbsns.org/ss/tg_7U46d.png
< i7> :O
< i7> dat paintjob
< i7> i really hope they release some sort of flyable EoM apoc
< i7> http://i.imgur.com/eK70Ag8.jpg
< bawk> the amarr supercarrier is pretty terrible

< NartFOpc> | bhhorg, you coming to the pizza party?
< bhhorg> | oh, got nothing going on. Bachelor/ette party planning, cake ideas (so far?

< +BoneKin> well, facebook's infinite scrolling gives up after about 5 days. and I need 7

i7 | it's a local bank
willfro | we might have a branch here, chico is full of trees
i7 | how many times do i have to say this
i7 | its a local bank
i7 | it doesnt exist outside of rhode island
MechMaster48 | branch
MechMaster48 | trees
MechMaster48 | are you not seeing the humor in this?
i7 | well how the fuck was i supposed to know that

< i5> i think this hard drive is on its last legs
< @hlmtre> ruh roh
< @hlmtre> which machine is it in
< Schooly_D> don't you mean "in which machine is it" hlmtre
< willfro> nah its "machine is in, in which"
< @hlmtre> this is something up with which i will not put, Schooly_D
< +BoneKin> which machine is it in, bitch?
< Schooly_D> #REKT

rets|audrey | A THE SIMS™ 3 TERMÉSZETFELETTI ERŐKKEL EGYÜTT BEMUTATVA
+BoneKin | Today on "Guess that Language"...
@hlmtre | ..
@hlmtre | uh
+BoneKin | I got nothing
@hlmtre | yeh.
rets|audrey | hungarian
rets|audrey | norbs
willfro | im hungarian for somethin to eat
@hlmtre | well pybot has UTF-8 support now
@hlmtre | but i don't
willfro | :D
+BoneKin | how bout some Turkey willfro
+BoneKin | lol country name jokes
+BoneKin | :p
+BoneKin | are you not entertained?!

< BoneKin> lol: http://i.imgur.com/6SG4lIs.jpg
< MechWork> i7
...
< MechWork> I pinged you for the Microwave cooking for 1 picture
< i7> oh
< i7> yeah i considered that for a little bit
< i7> but frankly it's probably too hard for me

< Schooly_B_> bhhorg voot
< bhhorg> i'll get voot sometime this weekend i liked the archery
< +BoneKin> has voot merged with chivalry? medieval robot fighting?

< @hlmtre> so i think i'm going to keep the JB pickup in the neck of mr backwards
< rets|audrey> im sure it sounds fine
< @hlmtre> it sounds incredibly fat and dirty and wonderful
< rets|audrey> that pickup sounds like your mother.
< MechWork> oof
< @hlmtre> ... dude
< @hlmtre> too mean
< rets|audrey> what, she sounds wonderful