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Also a ticket I just saw. “Can you email me what tech capabilities we have at the campus?”
What in the actual hell does that mean?
repulsor jet suits, heat-seeking cheesecake, telepathy snapbacks
incendiary dinner plates
self-microwaving canned tuna
I want to send that so fucking bad
I just emailed back for clarification
universal translator that can translate any language into aramaic and back to the original language
tell them you're developing a device for the US military that allows them to hear in the dark
x-ray headsets that can only see inside empty containers
topical gel that can make anyone run as fast as albert einstein
sarcasm detector that just turns a small green LED on whenever it detects human speech
a device that makes colonoscopies up to six times faster
time-travelling duvet that only travels forward at regular speed
Take these to Mark Cuban right now
Super secret password: