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< elessar> so I wanted to by a rooster < elessar> and my mom found one on craigslist < elessar> so I text the dude last night < elessar> asking him if it's still available < NartFOpc> just to be clear < elessar> and this morning her responds with this: < elessar> +12015551112: Fuck off nigger 6:29 AM < NartFOpc> rooster is not a sexual innuendo of any sort? < elessar> nah it's a literal chicken < NartFOpc> was the text you sent "i still want ur cock"? < elessar> maybe < elessar> Me: Hey I saw your ad on craigslist selling a rooster. Is he still available? 9:27 PM < elessar> anyhow, that compelled me to get out of bed and set up my google voice script < elessar> so now he's getting a text message every 20 minutes with a useless random fact < elessar> there are 300 of them, so that comes out to 100 hours, or about 4 days <+BoneKin> "Thanks for signing up for rooster facts" < NartFOpc> why would a fact be useless? < elessar> Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated. < elessar> Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite. < elessar> The national anthem of Greece has 158 verses. No one in Greece has memorized all 158 verses. 8:15 AM < elessar> i don't even know if these are accurate
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