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<Tex> >mfw my dog ate my underwear <@hlmtre> >yfw that was just a tiny snack <Tex> bitch <@BoneKin> dogs are weird <Tex> I've heard of dog eating dirty clothing <Tex> so getting my clean clothes is the weird part to me <Tex> Now I can't just leave my clean clothes in the basket anymore uggggghhh <@BoneKin> at least they were clean and you don't have to be disgusted by your dog <@BoneKin> mine used to raid the bathroom trashcans and go for my sister's pads D: <@BoneKin> and then I had to clean up the mess D: D: <MechWork> Mine just drinks from the toilet <MechWork> frequently <@BoneKin> mine were never tall enough to do that <MechWork> I think she likes how its head level and does not have to bend over <@BoneKin> otherwise they might have tried <MechWork> She knocked over sarah's dresser yesterday <MechWork> trying to eat leftover crackers <MechWork> I was pretty mad about that <MechWork> got some drink all over the bed <MechWork> and a bunch of other stuff <MechWork> >dogs <Tex> Mine isn't tall enough for the bowl drinking. But the pad thing I've heard before. <@BoneKin> is sarah living with you now? <Tex> Aunt's dog would do that. Bleh <MechWork> Yeah <MechWork> Working out surprisingly well <MechWork> Not really surprisingly <MechWork> but I have never lived with a significant other before <MechWork> Didnt know what to expect <@hlmtre> quick, give me the skinny <MechWork> on what? <Tex> pink stuff <@hlmtre> since i'm probably moving in with dinah <MechWork> Its nice <MechWork> I cook dinner <Tex> suddenly you have a rug on your toilet <MechWork> No <Tex> and plug ins in every room <Tex> with cinnamon scented candles <MechWork> SHe did not turn the whole apartment into "that" <MechWork> I get my office with all my guitars <@hlmtre> i have realized i will never live with tex <MechWork> never <MechWork> ever <Tex> or pumpkin spice or peppermint depending on the season <MechWork> ever <Tex> suddenly you have photos on the mantle <Tex> and wall <Tex> framed with words engraved on them <MechWork> Everything tex is saying is what I thought I would be living with <Tex> like LOVe and BEST FRIENDS <MechWork> None of that happened <Tex> she tells you she wants to get a dog <@hlmtre> DANCE LIKE NO ONE IS WATCHING <MechWork> LOL <MechWork> I was the dog owner <Tex> but shes really convinced it will be a good indicator of what kind of father you will be <MechWork> LOL <MechWork> Im dying <i7> you need to be, as they say, <russian> <i7> man in house <Tex> you have couples nights <MechWork> The russians have a saying <MechWork> :LSKFDGJ:LDSKJG:SDFLKGJ <Tex> where her bff brings her bf <Tex> and you sip wine and eat cheese <i7> don't split bills, be in charge of your place <@hlmtre> and if you don't spent pretty much every night with her, you're not getting enough time together <i7> consider her input, but make the decisions <Tex> Suddenly you're watching orange is the new black <@hlmtre> (i have watched that show) <Tex> and taking joint couples yoga classes <@hlmtre> <_< <MechWork> I have too <Tex> with your baby-dog <@hlmtre> what's the dog's name <MechWork> Dandelion <@BoneKin> I watched orange is the new black <Tex> You're all gay
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