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If you gave an order that your shoes weren't allowed to be chewed, and your orders are always followed... Why was it necessary to move them into the closet?
is this an allegory?
Colonel?
Uh
Not all my shoes fit in the closet
Your shoes shouldn't have been in any danger at all, should they have?
so they are both in and out of the closet
and the only shoe that was ever chewed had it coming
It was asking for it
Lieutenant Sabs ordered a code red on your shoes because THATS what you ordered him to do
AND WHEN IT WENT WRONG, YOU CUT HIM LOOSE
YOURE GOD DAMN RIGHT YOURE GAY
(stunned silence)
.SHUT_IT_DOWN
You want me at that mall
you NEED ME AT THAT MALL
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