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holy shit, the stupidity
the derpidity
Woman brought over a box full of glasses that her sister was getting rid of
so i took about half of them, and she took the rest of the glasses home in the box
and she put her phone in the box because she was wearing yoga pants and had no pockets
and...couldn't carry her phone in her hand?
and i was closing up the box, so i decided to just make it easier on her and put her phone in my pocket, and give it to her when we got to her jeep, because i was carrying the box out to her jeep
but we both forgot about the phone
so like half an hour later, i pull "my" phone out of my pocket and
"wat happened? how did my phone get so small? :( "
so i figured out what happened, and left for her house, and just told jim that i'd be back in half an hour
i told him earlier that i was going to the gym, so he just figured that i was going there
so i get to her house and her jeep isn't there, and i realized that she went to my place to get her phone
i was afraid she'd get there, realize i wasn't there and that i had gone to her place, and get back on the road and try to meet me there, so i just left her phone in her doorstep
about halfway home, i decide to check skype on my phone and jim messaged me, asking what gym i had gone to, because she was there looking for her phone
so i told him where the phone was
and i passed her on the road going the other way near my apartment
herp
derp
and now i can't find my gym clothes for some reason, and the gym closes in 45 minutes, so i don't even have time to go there and workout tonight
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