< TDSpookles> Paddy, what do you have on deck tonight?
< Texhumed> .r eck|ick
< Blunderwearbot-PY> TDSpookles MEANT to say: Paddy, what do you have on dick tonight?
< Texhumed> ur mum
< TDSpookles> I'm okay with this
< TDSpookles> I always thought Paddy would make a good step-dad
< Texhumed> But not a dad-dad
< Texhumed> That's Bonk
< Texhumed> I don't thin we could handle two dads
< kanboo> I think paddy-bonekin would be a great two-dad combo
< Texhumed> Look
< Texhumed> kanboo
< TDSpookles> Dad's only come in trios, there aren't a lot of dad-duos
< Texhumed> I don't think you understand the two-dad system
< kanboo> I think I understand just fine
< kanboo> do you doubt the love and tenderness that a padbonk combo could offer?
< kanboo> both to their children and each other?
< Texhumed> Having played margarita pong with both
< Texhumed> I can personally tell you no good will come from it
< jennos_> Padbonk combo!!! Awesomeness!!
< Paddevil> >tfw tex thinks you're the lesser dad
< Texhumed> I just think you're better qualified to be the saucy aunt
< Ghoul_Vagueness> TSD: The Sexual Deviants
< Paddevil> I'll show you a saucy aunt