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#1170 votes: 02017-06-20 10:57:15
< thraust> http://www.myburritofinder.com/http://www.myburritofinder.com/http://www.myburritofinder.com/
< BoneKin> name 3 things that aren't a burrito
< hlmtre> must be important
< Tex> http://www.myspacebarfinder.com
< -- thraust has quit (Quit: WeeChat 1.4)
< BoneKin> ...
< Tex> I did it
< BoneKin> did he triple down on burritos and then quit irc?
< Tex> I killed Will
< Tex> and his will to live
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< ~hlmtre> https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00M562EQU/ref=oh_aui_search_detailpage?ie=UTF8&psc=1
< ~hlmtre> i mean it's a bit expensive
< ~hlmtre> but i've been absolutely chuffed with it
< Tex_> 131? Does it even light up?
< ~hlmtre> yes
< ~hlmtre> it's backlit
< Tex_> on a scale of 1-Harvey Milk
< Tex_> how gay lit does it get
< ~hlmtre> 1
< ~hlmtre> just white backlighting
< ~hlmtre> so it's also racist
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< BoneKin> https://youtu.be/jf329G4Brgc
< pybot> YouTube: "Dragon Ball Z themed restaurant attracts anime fans" (00:01:53)
< Paddy> what did you think of schooly's flight, deej?
< Paddy> .deej
< TSDBot> Rejoice, Guardians! he was dumb
< BoneKin> the first 10 seconds of this video are basically made to piss off tex
< BoneKin> top puns
< Paddy> now now deej, no need to be salty
< Tex> >closes window after 'dragon ball my friends'
< Paddy> christ
< BoneKin> did you even get to the name of the restaurant?
< Tex> I'm going to smother you to death with dog voices at hbopp
< Tex> No
< BoneKin> Soupa Saiyan
< Tex> I dont wanna
< Tex> god
< Tex> fuck
< Tex> piss
< Tex> shit
< Tex> fuck
< Tex> cunt
< Paddy> klek
< Paddy> kelek
< Tex> cocksucking
< Paddy> keekelk
< Tex> fuck
< Tex> you
< Paddy> eklelklklekekkelke
< Paddy> elkelkelkelekelke
< Paddy> eklkelkele
< Tex> FUCK
< Paddy> >Tex teaches typing
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< Tex> .fname submit Call_in_an_op_to_summon_the_final_Dorj http://i.imgur.com/ciP04Iw.webm
< TSDBot> Submitted filename for approval (id = HVIMRPmokW)
* Schooly_D dons reading glasses and evaluates the fname
< Tex> You got lasik
< Tex> you idiot
* Schooly_D adjusts glasses and stares harder
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< hlmtre> i need 8 gigs of ECC ram
< hlmtre> and amazon no longer has what i've gotten before on prime
< willfro> =(
< hlmtre>
http://i.imgur.com/hbwH8PK.png
< hlmtre> i can get it but it's a little more expensive i think
< willfro> ECC = Easy, Cheap, Chinese
< hlmtre> except it's twice the price of the same amount of regular ram
< willfro> ECC = easy, chexpensive, chinese
< willfro> #fixed
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< Paddy> .meme
< pybot> It's a trap!:
http://i.imgur.com/mYQIE77.png
< Paddy> jesus
< BoneKin> haha
< Xenos> "N-nevermind"
< kanbo> i dont know much about art, but i know what i like
< kanbo> and i like this
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< jenkins> Project pybot build #233: SUCCESS in 34 sec: https://ci.zero9f9.com/job/pybot/233/
< jenkins> hellmitre: README.md edited online with Bitbucket
< BoneKin> build FAILED: README.md updated
< hlmtre> D:
< hlmtre> oh fuck
< hlmtre> i thought that was jenkins bot
< hlmtre> i h8 u bonkin
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< pybot> http://is.gd/wDX2jD
< hlmtre> what
< hlmtre> the fuck
< hlmtre> pybot, what the hell was that.
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< Bonk-Bot> >NartFOpc Loses Both Arms Making Homemade Fireworks With Coffee Grinder http://t.co/CYMSoNIbAx
< Paddy> .gv
< TSDBot> < Paddy> umm nart
< TSDBot> Why am I supposed to care about that?
< Paddy> we love nart
< Paddy> he's armless now
< BoneKin> >tfw bomb disarms you
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< Tex> https://twitter.com/Brav/status/618670233675366400
< @BoneKin> ah yes, breakout
< @BoneKin> like counter-strike, but not fun
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< kanbo> >tfw bonekin steals your flippity flops
< kanbo> please throw them away
< kanbo> that was the only time i ever wore them and i wasnt super stoked on them
< Paddy> kanbo so rich he buys new floppys for every bp
< BoneKin> you sure kanbo?
< kanbo> pretty sure
< BoneKin> kk, will do

...

< BoneKin> >when kanbo says they're his flipflops.mp4
< BoneKin>
https://gfycat.com/WholeDefiantHamadryas
< NartFOpc> jokes on you
< NartFOpc> kanbo lives in your trash can
< kanbo> oh my god
< Paddy> ABSOLUTE KLEJ
< kanbo> i cant
< kanbo> not at work
< Paddy> .odb add #flippyfloppies #bonk #kanbo #trashlife https://gfycat.com/WholeDefiantHamadryas
< TSDBot> Successfully added item to the Omni DB ( 6S3i4Ujojp )
< kanbo> christ, that was good
< NartFOpc> BoneKin, Mother Fucker
< Tex> Oh jesus
< Tex> I'm crying
< Tex> I need a hip hop horn
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< hlmtre> http://im.zero9f9.com/fs2.png
< hlmtre> didja see my screeny?
< BoneKin> yeah, what is that?
< hlmtre> supposed to be htop
< hlmtre> but instead it's cthulhu
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#825 votes: 02015-04-20 19:09:37
< tareharu> has anybody said how TSD is the Ginyu Force and Schooly is Vegeta?
< Tex> I'm sure we were thinking it
< tareharu> oh crap
< tareharu> apparently Vegeta was not the leader of the ginyu force
< Paddy>
https://vine.co/v/euIJZXteuMB
< NartFOpc> A WOMAN, RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT?!!?
< Schooly_D> not only is vegeta NOT the leader of the ginyu force
< Paddy> so my buddy challenged me to watch a terrile movie with him on $5 movie day
< Schooly_D> I'm pretty sure he killed every member
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#808 votes: 82015-03-25 11:02:37
#807 votes: 02015-03-24 14:44:39
#806 votes: 22015-03-24 13:50:10
< TSDBot> [DBO Forum] (61686) anita -- Insurgent 2015 -- http://bit.ly/18Vkz9s
< TSDBot> [DBO Forum] (61687) anita -- Cinderella 2015 -- http://bit.ly/1bqUsbM
< TSDBot> [DBO Forum] (61690) anita -- Run All Night -- http://bit.ly/18VlLcU
< TSDBot> [DBO Forum] (61695) Beorn -- A note about spam -- http://bit.ly/18VpdEi
#805 votes: 32015-03-23 20:36:51
< i7> holy shit, the stupidity
< i7> the derpidity
< i7> Woman brought over a box full of glasses that her sister was getting rid of
< i7> so i took about half of them, and she took the rest of the glasses home in the box
< i7> and she put her phone in the box because she was wearing yoga pants and had no pockets
< i7> and...couldn't carry her phone in her hand?
< i7> and i was closing up the box, so i decided to just make it easier on her and put her phone in my pocket, and give it to her when we got to her jeep, because i was carrying the box out to her jeep
< i7> but we both forgot about the phone
< i7> so like half an hour later, i pull "my" phone out of my pocket and
< i7> "wat happened? how did my phone get so small? :( "
< i7> so i figured out what happened, and left for her house, and just told jim that i'd be back in half an hour
< i7> i told him earlier that i was going to the gym, so he just figured that i was going there
< i7> so i get to her house and her jeep isn't there, and i realized that she went to my place to get her phone
< i7> i was afraid she'd get there, realize i wasn't there and that i had gone to her place, and get back on the road and try to meet me there, so i just left her phone in her doorstep
< i7> about halfway home, i decide to check skype on my phone and jim messaged me, asking what gym i had gone to, because she was there looking for her phone
< i7> so i told him where the phone was
< i7> and i passed her on the road going the other way near my apartment
< i7> herp
< i7> derp
< i7> and now i can't find my gym clothes for some reason, and the gym closes in 45 minutes, so i don't even have time to go there and workout tonight
#804 votes: 12015-03-23 14:20:05
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#782 votes: 42015-02-17 21:40:42
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#780 votes: 12015-02-14 20:24:31
< Schooly_G> .dorj
< TSDBot> D.O.R.J. system starting ... [ ONLINE ]
http://bit.ly/17b2RgN
< BoneKin> .dorj
< TSDBot> Left Dorj primed and ready!
< NartFOpc> .dorj
< TSDBot> (lights go dim as the Right Dorj hums to life) [ WARNING! ] Dorj imminent!
< Paddy> .dorj
< TSDBot> Initiating Core Dorj subsystems... [ ONLINE ] I can't believe it! It's happening!!!
< TSDBot> https://twitter.com/TSD_IRC/status/566815075286011906
#779 votes: 02015-02-13 23:18:24
#778 votes: 02015-02-13 11:01:38
< i7> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnGnl-UElVA&t=30s
< Blunderwearbot-PY> Youtube: How to Pick up Chicks: Johnny Bravo Style. (0:03:45)
< Paddy> Johnny Bravo M.D.
< Tex> >they've gone to spread the word
< i7> i'm using that eyes line from now on
< Tex> >tfw i7 calls you a pretty cookie container
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#745 votes: 32015-01-22 16:33:54
#744 votes: 02015-01-21 20:52:02
< kanbo> TSDBot get me a printout of hlmtre
< TSDBot>
http://i.imgur.com/tvp8aUM.jpg
< kanbo> B)
< Schooly_D> TSDBot get me a printout of the hbo beach party
< TSDBot> http://i.imgur.com/JOaIyVR.jpg
< Schooly_D> it's like we've turned back the clock
< Tex> If only
< BoneKin> man, 3 games of matchmaking. not one even remotely close to balanced
< Paddy> you wanted this bonk
< Paddy> it "works"
< Paddy> TSDBot get me a printout of HBOMB
< TSDBot> http://i.imgur.com/YUXE3sF.jpg
< Schooly_D> TSDBot get me a printout of schooly d vs retsamolah
< TSDBot> Not computing. Please repeat.
< Schooly_D> SCHOOLY D. VS. RETSAMOLAH.
< TSDBot> http://i.imgur.com/RocjEtg.jpg
< Paddy> KRAMER. VS. KRAMER.
< kanbo> frig
< kanbo> my cord just turned off the xbox again
< TDSpiral> What a dink
< Paddy> TSDBot get me a printout of HBOMB Beer Pong Championship
< hlmtre> ow that is some serious recursion, kanbo
< TSDBot> http://i.imgur.com/95XJ71c.jpg
< hlmtre> TSDBot get me a printout of hlmtre
< TSDBot> http://i.imgur.com/VGJifXE.jpg
< hlmtre> bahahah
#743 votes: 02015-01-21 13:05:29
#740 votes: 02015-01-20 21:46:33
#739 votes: 02015-01-20 12:31:28
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#735 votes: 02015-01-13 13:03:29
#734 votes: 02016-02-17 04:15:54
< Schooly_D> need a filename
< Schooly_D>
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B7GRIsEIcAE4BzF.jpg:large
< General_Vagueness> Nart_sees_your_KD.jpg
< NartFOpc> >Every_HBOMB_participant_when_KP_talks_about_the_great_changes_coming_in_H5.jpg:large
< NartFOpc> >Reading_Lionhearts_posts.jpg:large
< Schooly_D> s/H5/Nightfall_Part_2
< TSDBot> NartFOpc meant to say: >Every_HBOMB_participant_when_KP_talks_about_the_great_changes_coming_in_Nightfall_Part_2.jpg:large
< General_Vagueness> are they really doing more of that?
< NartFOpc> >Angry_Mike_Tirico.jpg:large
< Schooly_D> >UnrealChief_sees_the_enemy_flag.jpg:big
< NartFOpc> >Tex's_face_all_night_after_her_chicken_dinner.jpg:large
< Schooly_D> >Nart_drinks_coffee.big:jpeg
< Tex> Ay
< NartFOpc> >Destiny.png
< NartFOpc> >TDSpiral_every_10_seconds.tiff
< NartFOpc> >GV_drinks_so_much_chocolate_milk_that_he_turns_chocolate_himself.pdf
< General_Vagueness> I feel like I shouldn't have laughed so hard at that, either because of the color thing or because it probably won't seem like that good of a joke later
< NartFOpc> >TSDBot_tells_GV_not_to_drink_his_coffee.lel
< NartFOpc> I'm gonna submit that one as my final answer
< NartFOpc> I like it the best
#730 votes: 02015-01-10 11:45:14
#729 votes: 02015-01-10 11:43:25
#723 votes: 02015-01-09 22:10:33
< tarehart> this hustle hate thing is cool
< hlmtre> .hustle
< TSDBot> Current Hustle/Hate ratio for #tsd: 0.64 --
http://i.imgur.com/DPWg3WC.png
< hlmtre> hey, it went up
< hlmtre> i'm assuming cool makes it cool
< hlmtre> hustle hustle
< hlmtre> hustle hustle
< tarehart> it's cool and interesting and it makes me cheerful and happy
< hlmtre> .hustle
< TSDBot> Current Hustle/Hate ratio for #tsd: 0.62 -- http://i.imgur.com/2LI1teP.png
< hlmtre> NO
< tarehart> WHAT
< hlmtre> .hustle
< TSDBot> Current Hustle/Hate ratio for #tsd: 0.64 -- http://i.imgur.com/89tVgZM.png
* hlmtre snorts
#721 votes: 02015-01-09 09:28:09
< &Schooly_G> http://imgur.com/jNiopty
< Tex> So, rowboat could still be alive
< LSR> rip
< NartFOpc> MURDERER
< LSR> he died doing what he loved
< LSR> getting eaten
#720 votes: 02015-01-08 16:53:50
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< TDSpiral> Isn’t there like a part that melts or get overheated that causes this problem?
< PaddyNewYear> they call that part the Xbox 360
< General_Vagueness> da da da da da da da, daaaaaa
< PaddyNewYear> I bought a 360 once from ebay, It was known to have video probs
< PaddyNewYear> the idea was I'd wrap it in a towel and cook it until it got an e74 error
< General_Vagueness> it makes some horrible noises and then stops, it sounds like the tray isn't moving
< PaddyNewYear> then claim a free fix from MS
< PaddyNewYear> only thing is, I wrapped it in a towel
< PaddyNewYear> cooked it
< PaddyNewYear> then it worked
< General_Vagueness> I got this one as a replacement for a red ringed console
< General_Vagueness> and the warranty is up
< PaddyNewYear> so for a few months if my video cut out I would cook it a bit and get the video back
< PaddyNewYear> then it finally bit the dust on Mass Effect 2
< General_Vagueness> fuckin' Xbox man, always fails me at the worst time
< Schooly_G> TSDBot I need a printout of a confused red panda
< TSDBot> Not computing. Please repeat.
< General_Vagueness> this when I have a raid tomorrow, XBL down on Christmas
< Schooly_G> CONFUSED. RED. PANDA
< TSDBot>
http://i.imgur.com/kv18eHL.jpg
< General_Vagueness> the red ring I mentioned was during the Reach beta
< PaddyNewYear> TSDBot get me a printout of shaved red panda
< TSDBot> http://i.imgur.com/qEAM8rQ.jpg
< PineTreechu> [14:00:40] < TDSpiral> Isn’t there like a part that melts or get overheated that causes this problem?
< PineTreechu> [14:01:06] < PaddyNewYear> they call that part the Xbox 360
#703 votes: 22014-12-22 22:50:25
#702 votes: 02014-12-22 18:51:16
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#700 votes: 02014-12-22 07:09:16
#699 votes: 02014-12-18 13:09:50
< PaddyChrist> the interview was so good
< PaddyChrist> glad I watched it
< brewman> How???
< PaddyChrist> ;^)
< brewman> Link me
< PaddyChrist>
http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20121116221401/creepypasta/images/6/63/You_just_got_trolled.jpg
< We_Beechu_A_Merry_Christmas> paddy is a film critic
< PaddyChrist> I kek'd
< We_Beechu_A_Merry_Christmas> got special access
< We_Beechu_A_Merry_Christmas> o
< PaddyChrist> to DEATH
< PaddyChrist> le shiggy troll squad
< brewman> There's a certain rung in hell reserved for paddy
#698 votes: 02014-12-17 12:32:41
#697 votes: 72014-12-17 09:27:23
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< Schooly_G> http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m46eliboAd1qluri6o4_1280.png
< Schooly_G> Is there a way I can do this without having my junk on display
< Tex> Other than wearing a cup
< Tex> no
< kanbo> somehow, schooly
< Schooly_G> What about castration
< Tex> or doing it drag queen style and duct tape
< kanbo> i dont think youll need to worry about it
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#655 votes: 02014-11-19 10:31:17
< kapowaz> excitement builds for the next Uwe Boll movie
< Padderino> whut?
< hlmtre> TSDBot get me a printout of bonekin being smart
< TSDBot>
http://i.imgur.com/AY4507C.jpg
< kanbo> that picture comes up a lot for bonekin
< hlmtre> is that mig hiding his face?
< kanbo> thats morty o'connel
< hlmtre> TSDBot get me a printout of walter brimley
< TSDBot> http://i.imgur.com/cNk9f46.jpg
< Padderino> TSDBot, get me a printout of bonekin screaming in agony
< TSDBot> http://i.imgur.com/ZyXhlYw.jpg
< kanbo> the CoD composer
< kanbo> and tdspiral
#647 votes: 02014-11-18 14:58:34
#646 votes: 02014-11-17 08:32:43
#645 votes: 22014-11-16 18:12:41
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#642 votes: 02014-11-12 00:20:33
#641 votes: 02014-11-16 18:07:44
< General_Vagueness> http://carnage.bungie.org/haloforum/halo.forum.pl?read=1199642
< General_Vagueness> a lot of old names there, some that I don't remember hearing of even
< Schooly_G> If you post anywhere in that thread, vagueness, you're banned from IRC for a long time
< Tex> born on the 4th of july
< snipe> He's bluffing gv
< snipe> Do it
< Schooly_G> Your ride or your life, gv
< kanbo> I choose Homeward Bound 2!
< snipe> Little Kanbo, big adventure
< kanbo> I wonder who they'll get to dub my voice
< kanbo> I hope it's Bradley cooper
< snipe> It'll be nart
< snipe> Barks only
< Schooly_G> GV
* Yapok prepares a farewell card
< Schooly_G> I see you posted in my thread
< Schooly_G> I told you, in no uncertain terms, what would happen if you posted in that thread
< Schooly_G> I'm a man of my word. And I am bound by it
< General_Vagueness> [16:02:03] < Schooly_G> If you post anywhere in that thread, vagueness, you're banned from IRC for a long time
< General_Vagueness> didn't see
< General_Vagueness> also, dramatic
* General_Vagueness goes and plays Destiny
< Schooly_G> The only thing I want to know before I send you off: was it worth it?
< Schooly_G> Insolence
< Schooly_G> I didn't want it to be like this, gv
< Schooly_G> But this is the future you chose
< --- Schooly_G has kicked General_Vagueness from #tsd (Schooly_G)
< snipe> Huh, guess he wasn't bluffing
< snipe> Ah well
< Padderino> RIPIP
* Tex claps
< Schooly_G> I can't believe it's finally over
< Padderino> let's all #ugh in solidarity
< Padderino> #ugh
< BonkBot> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AlCdvfhuAs
< Blunderwearbot-PY> Youtube: Twilight Sparkle - UGH (0:00:04)
< snipe> I'd like to thank Schooly_G, for making this possible
#640 votes: 02014-11-10 11:03:47
#639 votes: 02014-11-09 15:44:59
< ~Schooly_D> http://carnage.bungie.org/haloforum/halo.forum.pl?read=1199583
< NartFOpc> And that's when GV was perma-banned from IRC
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#629 votes: 22014-10-29 09:33:29
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#627 votes: 02014-10-26 14:20:54
#626 votes: 22014-10-22 23:14:42
#625 votes: 02014-10-22 14:05:20
< Padracula> http://vimeo.com/108788333
< Padracula> Star Wars Prequels edited into one 2 hour movie
< Yapokalypse> but is it a better movie
< Padracula> fluff cut, more coherent story
< Padracula> maybe
< Padracula> only one scene of Episode I seems to be in there
< Yapokalypse> sounds like a better movie to me
< Padracula> 8 minutes in, it's already better than Episode I
< Yapokalypse> excellent
< Padracula> fun fact: 8 minutes is all they kept from Episode I
#624 votes: 02014-10-22 11:06:51
#623 votes: 82014-10-22 10:10:57
#622 votes: 02014-10-21 14:35:12
< General_Vampire> can I just say I resent smartphones?
< General_Vampire> people are making some genuinely cool and even useful things and making them only for smartphones-- or worse, just one kind, or slightly better, for smartphones and tablets-- and leaving out regular computers
< kapoltergeist> such as?
< General_Vampire> I don't know off the top of my head
< kapoltergeist> cool story bro.
< Padracula> gym time
< Padracula> bbl creeps
< Yapokalypse> doho
< Yapokalypse> later
< kapoltergeist> o7
< Texorcist>
http://www.nytimes.com/2014/10/19/fashion/how-apples-siri-became-one-autistic-boys-bff.html?_r=0
< Texorcist> on the flip side
< kanboo> GV, i dont think youll understand the real value of a smartphone if you sit at your computer all day
< Yapokalypse> ^
< kanboo> modern jetsetting men-about-town like us need to stay connected while we're on the go
< Nartferatu> dayummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
< Texorcist> That was a 4G LTE burn right there
< General_Vampire> I get the utility
< General_Vampire> I don't like the exlusivity
< Snipemare> Ripip gv
< Yapokalypse> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95SYdjRVCR0
< Blunderwearbot-PY> Youtube: DAAAMMMMMMMMMMMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (0:00:03)
< General_Vampire> +c
-- Schooly_G has changed the topic for #tsd to "Team Schooly D IRC || GV status: blown the F U C K out"
< General_Vampire> really?
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< Texbux> Alright so, last night I had this dream.
< Texbux> We were all at some PAX-ish panel.
< TSDBot> [Twitter] [Seth Payne @PayneNFL] Thoughts I had while @MikeMeltser and @McClain_on_NFL were discussing adult matters like investigations and such.
http://t.co/xBv8Wbq7SE (7 seconds ago) id=2256
< Texbux> Claude is there, mig is there, Laird is there being Laird
< Texbux> The whole peoples is there
< Yapok> sounds like a party
< Texbux> Demo of the game goes up
< Texbux> It's Schooly's Macross Rock Band idea where one person is a pilot and the singer's performance has a direct effect on his abilities
< Texbux> But for whatever reason he's walking around, up and down the aisle, handing out 'Schooly Was Right' pamphlets
< Texbux> Like, handwritten, personally addressed Jehovah's witness type pamphlets
< Texbux> and I hear Claude in the back go 'oh CMON'
< Texbux> and I wake up
#581 votes: 02014-09-23 09:02:54
< General_Vagueness> is it safe to play?
< General_Vagueness> Schroogle D
< General_Vagueness> .tsdtv play Samurai_Champloo 15
< &TSDBot> [TSDTV] NOW PLAYING: Samurai Champloo: SC-15 Bogus Booty [1280X720 BDRip] [Encoded.by.ja50nlee] -- PREMIUM:
http://irc.teamschoolyd.org/tsdtv.html -- POVERTY: http://irc.teamschoolyd.org/tsdtv-poverty.html
< General_Vagueness> it keeps stuttering...
< General_Vagueness > it's stuttering constantly
< &Schooly_G> Gv
< General_Vagueness> I don't have anything else going but a browser and I killed all my tabs
< General_Vagueness> yes
< &Schooly_G> You fucking idiot
< General_Vagueness> what?
< &Schooly_G> .tsdtv kill
< &TSDBot> The stream has been killed
< General_Vagueness> I asked you
< General_Vagueness> you said 6:00 would be fine, and I asked again to be safe and you didn't answer
< &Schooly_G> You typed Schroogle D
< General_Vagueness> oh it's past 7:00 even
< &Schooly_G> How the fuck is that going to beep me
< &Schooly_G> It's only past 7 in your time zone
< General_Vagueness> firstly, why would it not? secondly, you run this chat, it's not fault you weren't looking at it
< General_Vagueness> well what did you think I meant?
< &Schooly_G> Next time if you're trying to get a hold of me, try a name that's in the chat
< &Schooly_G> Why would it not beep me?
< &Schooly_G> You're really asking why "Schroogle D" doesn't beep me?
< &Schooly_G> I can think of like 8 fucking reasons it wouldn't
< General_Vagueness> I mean what did you think I meant by 6:00 or 7:00?
< &Schooly_G> Time zone mishaps happen, but you should have waited for me to clear you given that I told you not to use it
< &Schooly_G> Specifically
< General_Vagueness> (and you use schroogle all the time, it would make sense for you to add that to your highlight list, but I didn't exactly expect it to work, no)
< &Schooly_G> I use Schroogle as a fucking VERB
< &Schooly_G> I've never used it as my handle
< General_Vagueness> well I don't keep track of your nicks, and that doesn't mean no one will call you that
< &Schooly_G> And if you're trying to get a hold of me, beep something in the chat or, here's a thought, PM
-- Mode #tsd [+b General_Vagueness!*@*] by Schooly_G
< &Schooly_G> And remember rule 5
< NartFOpc> Schroogle D
< kanbo> For someone who enters and exits conversations at will like you do GV, you sure had low expectations for how long it should take him to respond
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< Duncan> is there a way to set a password for nicks or is it just the wild west in here
< BoneKin> yeah, there's a way
< BoneKin> I forget what it is
< BoneKin> but there's a way
< TSDBot> [DBO Forum] (34416) Avateur -- Destiny Gets Day One Patch to Version 1.02 --
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< Schooly_D> /msg nickserv register [password] [email]
< BoneKin> this is why schooly gave me hops
< BoneKin> so I could be helpful and shit
< Schooly_D> I gave you hops specifically so you could bring rets back
< BoneKin> >implying the dead can be brought back
< BoneKin> by which I mean I saw him talking on hlmtre's server 2 days ago
< Paddy> night all
< BoneKin> night
< Paddy> hope I don't miss ippo tomorrow
< Paddy> we'll see how this all pans out
< Duncan> msg nickserv register #1bieberf@n soccerbumdd@aol.com
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< Paddy> ok, gym time
< tarehart> great minds
< Paddy> later skaters
< martytheelder> howdy
< Schooly_G> Wait
< tarehart> hi Marty
< ZackDark> ohai
< UnrealChief> Marty challenge question: What's the sheet music on your site for?
< UnrealChief> :P
< Paddy> yo
< ZackDark> again?
< Tex> hola
< Tex> no, tare
< Tex> I draw the line at dog shoes
< martytheelder> you mean the hand written thing at the top?
< Paddy> how about that splash bash
< ZackDark> >draws the line on dog shoes
< martytheelder> lullaby
< ZackDark> >complains about hot concrete on paws
< martytheelder> good burgers
< UnrealChief> Sweet thx
< martytheelder> wondering where all the other pictures of splash bash ended up?
< Tex> theres also the overheating
< UnrealChief> That way we don't have to ask him to confirm on twitter like 10 times
< TDSpiral> Oh we have pictures
< tarehart> indeed
< Paddy> are you connected to your facebook fan page?
< ZackDark> show him your ablum, TD
< ZackDark> ;p
< Tex>
http://i.imgur.com/Vxy8PNE.jpg
< Tex> my favorite, personally
< Paddy> here's my PAX album
< Paddy> http://imgur.com/a/KYiOo
< tarehart> whoa, I just remembered I have a new flash drive from the panel
< Tex> ^
< TDSpiral> I would show you my PAX album, but it’s 98% selfies
< Paddy> hehe
< UnrealChief> I listened to that file in the flash drive, no Marty :(
< TDSpiral> Here’s a pretty good one though: http://i.imgur.com/gjh0BMX.jpg
< Paddy> great selfies
< UnrealChief> Although the content was pretty great regardless
< martytheelder> ha, I look like a slow walker
< ZackDark> heh
< martytheelder> which panel?
< Paddy> looks can be decieving
< Schooly_G> Hi marty
< UnrealChief> The Maestros panel
< martytheelder> ok, i should be in there...
< martytheelder> i need to find out what happened to the video of that panel
< tarehart> one track, 28 mins...
< Paddy> marty, if you're gonna be a slow walker, you're gonna need the official shirt
< UnrealChief> Pre-group photo https://farm4.staticflickr.com/3916/15111830456_d4ef60ee28_o.jpg
< ZackDark> fuck
< ZackDark> imgur died again
< UnrealChief> Flickr : 1 | imgur : ...
< Paddy> The official shirt: http://teamschoolyd.spreadshirt.com/city-tower-slow-walkers-v1-A16302876/
< Paddy> we accept cash
< ZackDark> indeed
< ZackDark> it probably has a memory leak somewhere
< TDSpiral> You enjoy your time at PAX, Marty?
< martytheelder> pax was great
< martytheelder> big and smelly
< Tex> No pax plague lingering after?
< Paddy> I resemble that remark
< TDSpiral> Play any Halo 2 Anniversary?
< martytheelder> no
< martytheelder> there is a lot of revisionist history flying around lately...
< TDSpiral> Damn, I wanted to hear your thoughts on the new Elite armors…
< snipe> Hallo y'all
< tarehart> hi snipe
< martytheelder> perhaps some things don't need to be messed with.
< ZackDark> ;)
< UnrealChief> Can I ask for a comment about thoughts for the replacement music in H2A Campaign?
< martytheelder> ...
< snipe> Like Halo 2's sound?
< ZackDark> why is TDSpiral always lying on the ground?
< TDSpiral> Not a fan of the Anniversary treatments, I take it?
< UnrealChief> Okay never mind moving on
< tarehart> UnrealChief, crack reporter
< snipe> Guys, he came here to get away from the questions. Plz
< UnrealChief> Okay
< martytheelder> just wondering if you posted pics to hbo or dbo yet?
< TDSpiral> I’m just glad that for the most part, Halo 2 is still left intact with the Master Chief Collection
< General_Vagueness> ehhhh, that's debatable, but I wouldn't ask too many anyway
< UnrealChief> but to clarify to snipe, specifically Misha Mansoor
* UnrealChief leaves the topic
< Paddy> not yeat, gotta make my writeup
< tarehart> where are those dang albums
< Paddy> lots of video too
< Tex> Pics/write ups will probably be going up soon
< UnrealChief> We seriously need a spreadsheet for these album links
< martytheelder> coolio
< General_Vagueness> there were some, weren't there?
< Paddy> >soon
< UnrealChief> I keep losing them
< TDSpiral> Paddy’s writeup will be dropping 2016
< Tex> >not having a bookmarks folder dedicated to PAX2014 links
< Paddy> Q4
< martytheelder> ok folks, going back to my beautiful day in Mukilteo.
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< Paddyfly_in_the_Sky> it's a storytime
< Paddyfly_in_the_Sky> yes
< Paddyfly_in_the_Sky> soon muh bro
< Paddyfly_in_the_Sky> soon
< Paddyfly_in_the_Sky> wait it was 2 PAX's ago
< TDSpiral> 2012? I’m down to hear
< Paddyfly_in_the_Sky> ok
< Paddyfly_in_the_Sky> it's 2012
< TDSpiral> So it is
< Paddyfly_in_the_Sky> my bro NsU had been off and on XBL for months
< Paddyfly_in_the_Sky> soul searching, working, etc.
< Paddyfly_in_the_Sky> but
< Paddyfly_in_the_Sky> he would sometimes be logged
< TDSpiral> s/soul/hole
< TSDBot> Paddyfly_in_the_Sky meant to say: hole searching, working, etc.
* Paddyfly_in_the_Sky tips
< Paddyfly_in_the_Sky> but it wasn't him
< Paddyfly_in_the_Sky> enter TheIrony
< Paddyfly_in_the_Sky> his friend theIrony
< Paddyfly_in_the_Sky> was enamored with HBO and HBOpeople
< TDSpiral> Thelrony or TheIrony?
< Paddyfly_in_the_Sky> so NsU would keep telling him to post on the forum
< Paddyfly_in_the_Sky> make friends
< Paddyfly_in_the_Sky> et
< Paddyfly_in_the_Sky> etc
< Paddyfly_in_the_Sky> but he would either post litely or not at all
< Paddyfly_in_the_Sky> fine
< Paddyfly_in_the_Sky> he would play during customs and coop nights here and there
< Paddyfly_in_the_Sky> I heard a few times I wasn't there he was kinda annoying
< Paddyfly_in_the_Sky> but nothing unforgivable
< Paddyfly_in_the_Sky> except when he heard I was coming to pax that year
< Paddyfly_in_the_Sky> he would keep messaging me
< Paddyfly_in_the_Sky> "Can't wait to see you at PAX"
< Paddyfly_in_the_Sky> like every week
< Paddyfly_in_the_Sky> it stopped being cute
< TDSpiral> Jesu
< Paddyfly_in_the_Sky> I was afraid he killed NsU, wore his skin, and was luring me to PAX to kill me too
< kanbo> oh yeah i remember theirony
< Yapok> pfft
< Paddyfly_in_the_Sky> are you familiar with where this is going kanbink?
< kanbo> ive been in a similar situation with him
< Paddyfly_in_the_Sky> kek
< Paddyfly_in_the_Sky> so PAXtime
< Paddyfly_in_the_Sky> NsU has always been 50/50 on HBO stuff
< Paddyfly_in_the_Sky> I don't think he wants the attention, so he's not 100% HBO events like I was
< Paddyfly_in_the_Sky> which is fine
< Paddyfly_in_the_Sky> but Irony
< Paddyfly_in_the_Sky> he is all about HBO
< Paddyfly_in_the_Sky> without being HBO
< Paddyfly_in_the_Sky> so we all find invites to the Halo 4 screening/ playtime at Microsoft
* TDSpiral coughs
< Paddyfly_in_the_Sky> my buddy Tom and NsU want to do concerts
< Paddyfly_in_the_Sky> we split ways, with mutual understanding
< TDSpiral> s/we all/we all except kanbro :’(
< TSDBot> Paddyfly_in_the_Sky meant to say: so we all except kanbro :’( find invites to the Halo 4 screening/ playtime at Microsoft
< Paddyfly_in_the_Sky> Irony asks NsU where I am
< Paddyfly_in_the_Sky> he says some secret Halo thing
< Paddyfly_in_the_Sky> his eyes get all big
< Paddyfly_in_the_Sky> "Where at?"
< Paddyfly_in_the_Sky> "I don't know"
< Paddyfly_in_the_Sky> "Also, you weren't like invited"
< kapowaz> .catchup
< TSDBot> On last week's "#tsd":
< TSDBot> < kapowaz> what community is that???
< TSDBot> < kapowaz> FREELANCER ITSELF IS A BIT LIKE ELITE, BUT MUCH MORE NARROW IN SCOPE
< TSDBot> < Paddyfly_in_the_Sky> if I get home early, we can start early??
< TSDBot> < kapowaz> at Frontier???
< TSDBot> < Paddyfly_in_the_Sky> his friend theIrony...
< Paddyfly_in_the_Sky> "Hmmm, just trying to see where it is"
< Paddyfly_in_the_Sky> kinda pushing it
< Paddyfly_in_the_Sky> so the next day
< Paddyfly_in_the_Sky> it's the HBO dinner at the one bar's basement
< Paddyfly_in_the_Sky> Tom and NsU come with me for the beginning
< Paddyfly_in_the_Sky> they split for concerts early
< TDSpiral> The Elephant Room or whatevs?
< Paddyfly_in_the_Sky> no, it was like...
< Paddyfly_in_the_Sky> hmmm
< Paddyfly_in_the_Sky> alibi room?
< Paddyfly_in_the_Sky> either way
< Paddyfly_in_the_Sky> Irony wants to stay
< TDSpiral>
http://www.elephantcastle.com/seattle
< Paddyfly_in_the_Sky> so they leave
< TDSpiral> Close enough
< Paddyfly_in_the_Sky> Irony stays
< Paddyfly_in_the_Sky> talks to me/Kermit
< Paddyfly_in_the_Sky> we're really the only people who know him
< TDSpiral> Was he right next to you at the long table?
< Paddyfly_in_the_Sky> I think so...
< Paddyfly_in_the_Sky> anyway
< Paddyfly_in_the_Sky> I start chatting up other people
< Paddyfly_in_the_Sky> hours later
< Paddyfly_in_the_Sky> I begin to wonder where Irony went
< Paddyfly_in_the_Sky> he just kinda slipped under my radar
< Paddyfly_in_the_Sky> I was also trying to avoid cling, because of the aftforementioned messages
< Paddyfly_in_the_Sky> so, I kinda ignore it
< Paddyfly_in_the_Sky> he's a free man, he can do as he pleases
< Paddyfly_in_the_Sky> night starts wrapping up
< Paddyfly_in_the_Sky> people start leaving
< Paddyfly_in_the_Sky> somebody finds a pax badge
< Paddyfly_in_the_Sky> unattended
< Paddyfly_in_the_Sky> dan and grim try to figure out who's it is
< Paddyfly_in_the_Sky> they start saying, "start calling people who left"
< Paddyfly_in_the_Sky> going at lengths to help peeps find their badge
< TDSpiral> Wasn’t PAX over at that point?
< Paddyfly_in_the_Sky> then a thought shoots into my head
< Paddyfly_in_the_Sky> it was saturday night
< Paddyfly_in_the_Sky> one more day
< Schooly_HQ> are we in the middle of another story time
< Paddyfly_in_the_Sky> yes
< Schooly_HQ> who called this in?
< Paddyfly_in_the_Sky> I did
< Paddyfly_in_the_Sky> selfed
< TDSpiral> I ordered this in as well
< Paddyfly_in_the_Sky> so, I call it out, "I know who's it is"
< Paddyfly_in_the_Sky> I grab it, make sure to assure them victory
< Paddyfly_in_the_Sky> try calling tom and nsu
< Paddyfly_in_the_Sky> no answer
< Paddyfly_in_the_Sky> concerts and all
< Paddyfly_in_the_Sky> so I leave and head for the concerts
< Paddyfly_in_the_Sky> NsU was a little weirded out
< Paddyfly_in_the_Sky> then Tom told me Irony texted him
< Paddyfly_in_the_Sky> that apparently
< Paddyfly_in_the_Sky> he left the badge there for me to have
< Paddyfly_in_the_Sky> but never told me
< Paddyfly_in_the_Sky> or anyone
< Paddyfly_in_the_Sky> in reality
< Paddyfly_in_the_Sky> he got up and left and dumped his badge
< Paddyfly_in_the_Sky> Idk if to signify he was done with PAX or to communicate dissatisifaction
< Paddyfly_in_the_Sky> but he clearly didn't want to talk to me like a human being about it
< Paddyfly_in_the_Sky> as soon as Tom stated he left it there
< Paddyfly_in_the_Sky> NsU sighed
< Paddyfly_in_the_Sky> apparently Irony gets like this and is uber passive aggressive
< TDSpiral> Jeeeeeeeebs
< Paddyfly_in_the_Sky> according to NsU, he was upset peeps weren't treating him like HBO royalty for posting maybe once and not engaging the community
< Paddyfly_in_the_Sky> and not getting invited to 343
< Paddyfly_in_the_Sky> etc
< Paddyfly_in_the_Sky> essentially, being a bitch about it
< Paddyfly_in_the_Sky> so, since he left
< Paddyfly_in_the_Sky> we pawned his badge for swag money
< Yapok> lol
< Paddyfly_in_the_Sky> a winner was me
< Paddyfly_in_the_Sky> and since then, Irony defriended me on XBL and muted me
< Yapok> what a butt lol
< TDSpiral> What a child
< Paddyfly_in_the_Sky> only reason I even knew was cause he couldn't hear me in the party weeks later
< Paddyfly_in_the_Sky> yea
< kanbo> That was like
< kanbo> A 25 minutes story
< TDSpiral> I’m interested to hear kanbo’s similar experience
< Paddyfly_in_the_Sky> that is the end of this tale of epic entitlement and failing social situations at even a base level
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[14:16] < %BoneKin> which line?
[14:16] < Yapok> oh hi marty
[14:16] < Paddio> like I said
[14:16] < MartyTheElder> Howdy.
[14:16] < &TSDBot> [HBO News] (40534) Louis Wu -- Halo Collectible Bundle --
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[14:16] < Paddio> X gon give it to ya
[14:16] < Paddio> Whut up dude?
[14:16] < MartyTheElder> ...like I come in here everyday...
[14:17] * General_Vagueness has a very skeptical face right now
[14:17] < Paddio> it's a pleasure, sir
[14:17] < MartyTheElder> well, it's me.
[14:17] < General_Vagueness> likewise, if real
[14:17] < Paddio> *GV starts the ride*
[14:17] < MartyTheElder> Would someone actually pretend?
[14:18] < Paddio> this is the internet
[14:18] < MartyTheElder> oh, right. Well how should I prove myself?
[14:18] < UnrealChief> Sup Marty.
[14:18] < Paddio> Reddit style verification, via pic?
[14:18] < Paddio> idk, I'm new at this stuff
[14:18] < MartyTheElder> I want to show up at every dbo event at pax.
[14:18] < Yapok> Proving yourself everywhere probably gets tiring
[14:19] < MartyTheElder> how do I do the reedit style thing?
[14:19] < General_Vagueness> last time you joined IRC (that I know of) you tweeted about it
[14:19] < Paddio> just post a pic of yourself on your twitter or something with today's date
[14:19] < Paddio> well or imgur
[14:20] < Yapok> I wouldnt worry about it, just a bunch of schooly fans here ;)
[14:20] < Paddio> doesn't have to be twitter
[14:20] < Paddio> lol
[14:20] < ~Schooly_D> what
[14:20] < ~Schooly_D> WHAT
[14:20] < Paddio> welcome to the new age
[14:20] < Yapok> ^
[14:20] < UnrealChief> X GON GIVE IT TO YA
[14:20] < ~Schooly_D> jesus
[14:20] < Paddio> true dat Unreal
[14:20] < ~Schooly_D> Paddy, shut the doors, hit the lights, turn on the broad spectrum jammer
[14:21] < MartyTheElder> oh, ok...hang on a bit.
[14:21] < MartyTheElder> oop, just did it.
[14:21] < UnrealChief> Also
[14:21] < ~Schooly_D> wait
[14:21] < Yapok> Now I wish I was going to pax
[14:21] < UnrealChief> I would like to nominate Paddio for troll of the decade
[14:21] < ~Schooly_D> what if we're being counter-trolled
[14:21] < %BoneKin> .tw follow @martytheelder
[14:21] < Yapok> https://twitter.com/MartyTheElder/status/496360124139982849
[14:21] < &TSDBot> Only ops can use .tw follow
[14:21] < MartyTheElder> i thought the dbo thread was funny.
[14:22] < Yapok> paddio makes the best threads
[14:22] < ~Schooly_D> .tw follow martytheelder
[14:22] < &TSDBot> Now following @MartyTheElder
[14:22] < ~Schooly_D> Paddy did good work
#483 votes: 02014-07-31 12:15:16
< TDSpiral> Alright, I’m about to make a dumb post on HBO
[15:10] < Paddio> what about?
[15:10] < Yapok> uh oh
[15:11] < &TSDBot> [HBO News] (40520) Louis Wu -- Master Chief Goes to the Airport --
http://bit.ly/1nXd6w2
[15:11] < Doc> [HBO News] (40514) Louis Wu -- The Darkness! -- http://bit.ly/1klnjSv
[15:11] < Paddio> how cool the hbo image slider is
[15:11] < TDSpiral> http://carnage.bungie.org/haloforum/halo.forum.pl?read=1196930
[15:11] < Paddio> wow
[15:12] < Paddio> I didn't think a pun could physically hurt me
[15:12] < Paddio> I was wrong
[15:12] < TDSpiral> I told you it was dumb
[15:12] < Grizzlei> Uhh, I'm pretty sure I noticed Locke too. In many ways. This is a fake.
[15:13] < Paddio> lel
[15:13] < General_Vagueness> man how far behind am I on HBO? besides the stuff before E3
[15:14] < Paddio> Deej, how did you get scooped on announcing the locke egg?
[15:14] < Paddio> .deej
[15:14] < &TSDBot> Rejoice, Guardians! that's impressive
[15:14] < TDSpiral> You’re god damn right
#482 votes: 42014-07-30 18:21:25
#481 votes: 02014-07-30 13:31:38
#480 votes: 02014-07-30 11:39:13
#478 votes: 02014-07-29 21:12:00
< Schooly_D> jesus
< BonkBot> Battlebonk results: 9% of Thunderclese's clonkers were completely decimated by Paddy's The Clonkening
< BonkBot> Battlebonk Status: Whadda ya gonna do, drop a bonk on me?
< Thunderclese> Paddy: My thoughts drift back to erect nipple wet dreams about mary jane rottencrotch and the seven-year-itch!
< Thunderclese> BonkBot, You climb obstacles like old people fuck. Do you think i'm funny?
< General_Vagueness> I was going to start already but the beta happened and also I'm awful at making time for things and remembering them
< Schooly_D> I'm gonna help you out tarehart
< Paddy> damn
< Yapok> bwaha
< tarehart> thanks man
< Yapok> that verbal thrashing
< tarehart> time is short though
< Paddy> he didn't even get bonked that hard
< Schooly_D> wtf
< Schooly_D> I tuned in and he just looked at the camera
< Schooly_D> what did I miss
< Paddy> lel
< Yapok> it knows
< Paddy> Doc, what do you think of Thunderclese?
< Doc> Paddy: What do you keep doing it?
< Thunderclese> Paddy: Doc, what do you think i'm cute, private cowboy! And you don't look much like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down!
< Doc> Thunderclese: Paddy: what do you even fast food?
< Thunderclese> Doc: Paddy: what do you feel faint? Jesus h. Christ, i think what he's trying to squeeze an inch in on me.
< Doc> Thunderclese: Paddy: what do you think you're creating a utopia by abandoning formal hierarchy, but by not having an explicit hierarchy, an implicit, unofficial one forms instead,
< Thunderclese> Doc: I think you've got a joke for you. I'm a little schoolboy, too.
< Doc> Thunderclese: I think
< Thunderclese> Doc: I think what he's trying to tell me that you love the virgin mary herself would be proud to go in there and take a giant shit on you!
< Doc> Thunderclese: I think it's a really low or off till he learned enough to try and fix that
< Thunderclese> Doc: I think what he's trying to squeeze an inch in on me? Well, i got a joke for you. You until your assholes are sucking buttermilk.
< Doc> Thunderclese: I think is right rules
< Paddy> uh oh
< Yapok> jesus
< Thunderclese> Doc: Boy, i think is right rules.
< Doc> Thunderclese: Boy, i think too
< Paddy> no
< Thunderclese> Doc: Boy, i got a joke for you. You just keep making mistakes, getting everybody in trouble.
< Doc> Thunderclese: Boy, i think about the same mailing list
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< Thunderclese> Doc: Boy, i think what he's trying to help you. I'm a little schoolboy, too.
< Paddy> end of the world
* Schooly_D sets ban on *!Thundercle@*.D84A8A8C.BC5C7174.IP
< Schooly_D> whose bot is Thunderclese
< Yapok> kek
< Yapok> mine
* Schooly_D sets ban on *!*Yapok@*.hr.hr.cox.net
< Paddy> the IRC doomsday clock hit midnight
< tarehart> lovin these monopolistic practices
< Paddy> I thought we would all die
< Schooly_D> yapok knew exactly what he was doing by bringing in his eggdrop bot
< Schooly_D> oh
< Schooly_D> looks like paddy was complicit
< TSDBot> [TSDTV] NOW PLAYING: Lupin III: 6--Lupin III S2 006.mkv -- PREMIUM:
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< Paddy> I didn't expect bot doomsday
< Paddy> and he hurt Bonkbot's feelings
< Schooly_D> I need to get back to an urgent work issue
< Schooly_D> I can't risk you ruining IRC again paddy
< Schooly_D> this is for your own good
< Paddy> nooooooooo
< Schooly_D> you'll be watching lupin in silence
< Paddy> #battlebonk Schooly_D
< BonkBot> Battlebonk results: 45% of Schooly_D's clonkers were hacked into the future by Paddy's Armada
< BonkBot> Battlebonk Status: Was that a good bonking or a bad clonking?
< Schooly_D> not even half
< General_Vagueness> from the northwest, an echo rumbles, faint but unmistakable... "triple kill"
< Paddy> .deej
< TSDBot> But be wary, Guardians of our city: oh baby
< tarehart> from hell's heart I bonk at thee
* Schooly_D sets ban on *!*padraig08@*.hsd1.pa.comcast.net
* Schooly_D sets ban on *!*nodebot@*.hsd1.pa.comcast.net
< Schooly_D> so many bans
< Schooly_D> have I become the power hungry IRC operator I've loathed for so many years
< tarehart> hopefully you've charged up a super to deal with your work issue
< General_Vagueness> and then another, fainter but sterner: "killtacular"
< tarehart> I never thought it would be GV presiding over the apocalypse
#477 votes: 02014-07-25 09:06:42
#475 votes: 12014-07-24 10:54:13
#474 votes: 92014-07-22 05:36:01
#473 votes: 12014-07-21 11:49:27
#472 votes: 22014-07-21 09:52:46
#471 votes: 02014-07-18 19:56:19
#470 votes: 02014-07-18 16:18:14
#468 votes: 22014-07-18 11:17:54
#450 votes: 12014-07-18 09:52:48
#449 votes: 02014-07-17 21:23:07
#448 votes: 02014-07-17 19:00:14
#446 votes: 32014-07-16 17:47:38
#444 votes: 122014-07-16 09:05:53
#443 votes: 62014-07-16 08:33:06
#442 votes: 02014-07-15 19:20:21
#441 votes: 12014-07-15 14:26:08
< TDSpiral> I got stopped by like 3 pairs of Mormon missionaries on my way back home
< TDSpiral> By the last one, I just wanted to get out of there and continue walking home
< ZackDark> i guess you look convertible
< TDSpiral> So when the last 2 missionaries approached me, they introduced themselves, “Hi, I’m elder Young, and this is elder Smith.”
< TDSpiral> Weary at this point, “Nice to meet you, elder Young and elder Smith.” I shook their hands, “I’m Garrett”
< TDSpiral> They both seemed a bit awkward, but we exchanged niceties. He then told me, “Elder Smith here has only been a missionary for a few weeks now, we would love it if he could get some practice. Do you have any questions he could answer for you?”
< TDSpiral> Now, the fun begins. “What evidence do you have that God is real?”
< TDSpiral> Elder Smith and Young were absolutely frozen. Their worlds were shattering around them. Then I made off like a sir, satisfied with work I had done today.
< Grizzlei> I always make sure to troll these Christians.
< Grizzlei> I always either go super gay or Satanic.
< ZackDark> that wasn't very sportsman-like
< TDSpiral> Behind me, elder Young, who’s worldview I just demolished, grabbed an apple from his backpack. I heard the sound of the apple speeding towards my head. However, I did a 180 degree spin and caught the apple with my left hand- because my right hand was occupied with a bag of groceries. I crushed the apple in my palm and said, “How do you like them apples?”
< Grizzlei> Or I answer the door with a gun.
< Grizzlei> hahahaha
< ZackDark> ahhahaah
< TDSpiral> True story, $100% hapened
< TDSpiral> Oh, I forgot the BEST part
< Grizzlei> Zack, try to sound out "ahhahaah" in real life.
< ZackDark> did
< ZackDark> not bad
< Grizzlei> lol
< ZackDark> slightly on the awkward side
< ZackDark> but totally party-doable
< TDSpiral> After that exchange, the grand mormon wizard came out and gave me $100 and marrying rights to his daughter
< ZackDark> nowai
< Grizzlei> Okay, well now you're just making this up.
< ZackDark> >now
< TDSpiral> And all the neighbors came out of their houses and applauded my efforts
#440 votes: 02014-07-15 13:27:04
#439 votes: 02015-01-21 10:29:38
< Paddio> whut
< Paddio> #battlebonk kanbo
< BonkBot> Battlebonk results: 34% of kanbo's clonkers were made to understand their fate by Paddio's several hundred nuclear warheads
< BonkBot> Battlebonk Status: bonks all around
< Paddio> no
< Paddio> this can't be happenening
< Yapok> haha
< kanbo> Get ready
< kanbo> #battlebonk Paddio
< BonkBot> Battlebonk results: 17% of Paddio's clonkers are not recognizable anymore by kanbo's The Clonkening
< BonkBot> Battlebonk Status: About Bonking Time
< kanbo> FUCL
< Yapok> uh oh!
< kanbo> s/U/L
< TSDBot> kanbo meant to say: FLCL
< General_Vagueness> #battlebonk Paddio
< BonkBot> Battlebonk results: 3% of Paddio's clonkers were slammed, jammed, thank you maamd by General_Vagueness's Armada
< BonkBot> Battlebonk Status: #cantbonkthis
< kanbo> jesus
< BoneKin> #battlebonk Paddio
< BonkBot> Battlebonk results: 14% of Paddio's clonkers were taken to district court by BoneKin's Orbital Death Laser
< BonkBot> Battlebonk Status: About Bonking Time
< BoneKin> srsly, all lowballs today
< Schooly_G> It's time to step it up
< Schooly_G> Stand back
< Schooly_G> #battlebonk kanbo
< BonkBot> Battlebonk results: 34% of kanbo's clonkers are not recognizable anymore by Schooly_G's well placed bonk
< BonkBot> Battlebonk Status: bonks all around
< Schooly_G> No
< Paddio> I
< Paddio> AM
< Paddio> INDESTRUCTABLE
< Paddio> #battlebonk General_Vagueness
< BonkBot> Battlebonk results: 70% of General_Vagueness's clonkers are currently in bite sized chunks scattered to the wind by Paddio's several hundred nuclear warheads
< BonkBot> Battlebonk Status: Bonk Around the Clonk
< Paddio> #battlebonk Schooly_D
< BonkBot> Battlebonk results: 74% of Schooly_D's clonkers have been irrevocably rekt by Paddio's MAKUROSU
< BonkBot> Battlebonk Status: Bonk Around the Clonk
< Paddio> #battlebonk kanbo
< BonkBot> Battlebonk results: 95% of kanbo's clonkers were completely decimated by Paddio's well placed bonk
< BonkBot> Battlebonk Status: Rebonkulous
< Paddio> This is how TSD ends
< BoneKin> .jimmies TSD
< BlunderwearBot-PY> Jimmies status for TSD: [X] Micky Rourke as The Rustler
< Paddio> not with a bang, but with a bonk
#436 votes: 12014-07-14 12:54:37
#435 votes: 12014-07-11 23:19:51
< ZackDark> wanna rob a real jewlery?
< Padre> Yup
< Padre> You want in deej?
< Padre> .deej
< TSDBot> The scribes of our city, stewards of the lost knowledge from our Golden Age, have uncovered a mysterious tome whose pages are all empty but for one mysterious line: "I could but I told my folks 'nah you dont need one'"
< ZackDark> eerily context-sensitive
< ZackDark> .gv
< TSDBot> < kapowaz> it's fricking 2am
< TSDBot> That doesn't really sound like something I'd like
< Padre> Well damn
< Padre> Are you sure deej? Its good money.
< Padre> .deej
< TSDBot> The scribes of our city, stewards of the lost knowledge from our Golden Age, have uncovered a mysterious tome whose pages are all empty but for one mysterious line: "Quality Inn & Suites Seattle Center 618 John Street Seattle, WA 98109"
< ZackDark> is
< ZackDark> is that an address to rob?
< Padre> The man with the plan
< Padre> So what's our second move?
< Padre> .deej
< TSDBot> The scribes of our city, stewards of the lost knowledge from our Golden Age, have uncovered a mysterious tome whose pages are all empty but for one mysterious line: "Why did you ask?"
< ZackDark> holy shit
< ZackDark> .fname
< TSDBot>
http://www.teamschoolyd.org/filenames/LSR_and_Schooly_reflect_on_fantasy_football.png
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< Padrodonis> Seriously deej, my team needs deets
< Padrodonis> .deej
< TSDBot> Fear not, Guardians: im an adult
< ZackDark> snarky lil fella
< ZackDark> come, deej, help us out here
< ZackDark> .deej
< TSDBot> Fear not, Guardians: oh, did he move to the place with the rock wall?
< Padrodonis> So you'll be there in person? How will I know it's you?
< Padrodonis> .deej
< ZackDark> me?
< TSDBot> Rejoice, Guardians! I give up
< Padrodonis> Damn
< ZackDark> shit
< ZackDark> damn you, paddy
< Padrodonis> Its ogre
< ZackDark> all you had to do is go to the address
< ZackDark> you and your silly questions
< Padrodonis> Zd plz
#434 votes: 02014-07-11 05:20:27
#433 votes: 02014-07-10 16:36:19
#432 votes: 02014-07-10 08:42:34
#431 votes: 02014-07-09 22:44:24
#430 votes: 02014-07-09 11:52:13
#429 votes: 02016-02-29 05:56:56
#428 votes: 02014-07-08 15:23:23
#427 votes: 02014-07-08 14:25:38
#426 votes: 02014-07-08 13:44:55
#422 votes: 12014-07-07 16:26:37
#420 votes: 02014-07-07 10:07:37
< TSDBot> [DBO Forum] (25811) Zeouterlimits -- Portion of the expansions dlc exclusive to PS4 for a year? -- http://bit.ly/TO0Ct4
< Paddio> why would you do this to me bungle?
< Paddio> .deej
< TSDBot> Rejoice, Guardians! Youtube: Imagine Dragons - Radioactive (0:04:22)
< Paddio> damn
< BoneKin> RADIOACTIVE!
< BoneKin> RADIOACTIVE!
< Paddio> WELCOME TO THE NEW AGE
#418 votes: 02014-07-06 01:16:55
#417 votes: 22014-07-04 22:55:56
#416 votes: 12014-07-02 19:16:03
#415 votes: 42015-01-21 10:30:09
#414 votes: 12014-06-30 21:51:51
#413 votes: 02014-06-30 10:55:59
#412 votes: 32014-06-29 14:33:36
#411 votes: 02014-06-26 14:13:31
#410 votes: 12014-06-25 11:25:00
#409 votes: 12014-06-24 13:13:51
#408 votes: 12014-06-20 17:04:22
#407 votes: 12014-06-20 13:33:02
#406 votes: 12014-06-20 12:02:20
#405 votes: 42015-03-19 13:23:52
#404 votes: 02014-06-16 14:25:10
#403 votes: 02014-06-14 02:36:32
#402 votes: 62014-06-13 21:12:33
#401 votes: 12014-06-13 12:28:02
< Paddio> here it is
< Paddio> cross dance central/ rhythm game with survival horror
< Paddio> your a street dancing youth in the 80's with three things
< Paddio> a boombox
< Paddio> your sweet dance moves
< Paddio> and a fat ass
< Paddio> you go to meet your posse for street dancing when you realize they aren't there
< Paddio> also everyone is zombies and the world is over
< Paddio> you're backed into a corner, surely to die
< Paddio> you do the only thing you were born to do
< Paddio> dance your ass off
< Paddio> you notice the better you dance the more the zombies are beign
< Paddio> they even start to mimic your dance moves
< Paddio> you keep dancing until you notice the horrifying truth
< Paddio> your fat ass is nearly gone
< Paddio> unable to sustain high activity dancing without the ass fat fueling your skill
< Paddio> you dive into a safe room
< Paddio> which just so happens to have junk food stocked wall to wall
< Paddio> after replenishing ass
< Paddio> you decide to own this apocalyptic world one zombie at a time
< Paddio> with your boombox strapped to your back
< Paddio> and mix tapes in order
< Paddio> so based on your mixes, depends on what dances you can do
< Paddio> you can find better mixes and dances over time
< Paddio> and eventually find legendary tapes like Thriller
< Paddio> they'll give you speed, strength, stamina, etc
< Paddio> you come across other dancers and proceed to have a street dance zombie battle
< Paddio> the better dance convinces more zombies to join their crew
< Paddio> until you have a giant dancing army
< Paddio> you can customize your most loyal leuitenent zombs
< Paddio> your main possee
< Paddio> better keep up the funk, or else the zombies will turn on you
< Paddio> like so many dancers before you
< Paddio> I wanted gangnam style to be one of the legendary dances
< Paddio> That's it
#400 votes: 02014-06-13 11:04:55
#399 votes: 02014-06-12 23:26:53
#398 votes: 02014-06-12 00:01:28
< Paddy> I just pumped IRC in the worst way
< TDSpiral> I saw that hahaha
< Paddy> TSD Recruitment Crew
< redhamuSLA> yo
< Paddy> what up?
< Lokote> Ppl giving out alpha codes for ps4 here?
< redhamuSLA> you really giving out Alpha codes, dude?
< TDSpiral> Handing out an alpha code in 20 minutes
< redhamuSLA> Schooly, you do YT?
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< Lokote> How many codes do u hav?
< Paddy> here's some gifs while you wait
< Paddy> #gif
< UnrealCh13f> many
< BonkBot> MRW someone asks me the most important aspect of a scientific journal article from r/shittyreactiongifs --- http://i.imgur.com/0JkJT40.gif
< UnrealCh13f> who knows
< Paddy> we aren't allowed to say
< Lokote> Oh ok
< TDSpiral> We’re handing out a code every hour or so
< UnrealCh13f> OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG
< Lokote> Dam is like 3am here can't stay up that long >.<
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< TDSpiral> You can visit tomorrow as well
< Lokote> Ok I sign up hopefully I will get a code tomorrow
< TDSpiral> Good luck!
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< Paddy> don'
< Paddy> oops
< Paddy> don't forget to subscribe to schooly'
< Paddy> dammit
< Paddy> youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvpKF22RXlYdly47FlkuB0Q
< Paddy> sub plz
< Paddy> schooly will be happy
< redhamuSLA> subbed
< redhamuSLA> get some Destiny up
< redhamuSLA> trying to get an Alpha code & getting some vids up
< redhamuSLA> not trying to advertise, but maybe check out my channel? (*^^*)
< TDSpiral> Schooly will look into it when he gets a chance
< redhamuSLA> gracias
< redhamuSLA> I'm way into the alternative shooters
< redhamuSLA> Destiny's been on my radar since Bungie announced they were making their way to PS. (^_-)d
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< redhamuSLA> what's the deal w/ the private chat, if you don't mind me asking?
< redhamuSLA> seems Twitch chat would do well enough?
< TDSpiral> Ah, it’s just a place that we hang out and chat all the time
< redhamuSLA> how long have you guys been a clan?
< Paddy> 2004
< TDSpiral> About ten years
< Paddy> Halo 2 days
< TDSpiral> Well, it really started in the VOOT days
< redhamuSLA> lol. daaaaamn!
< redhamuSLA> noice. my clan's been around (loosely) since the PS3 dropped. Resistance: Fall of Man.
< redhamuSLA> why aren't you guys playing?
< TDSpiral> I don’t have a PS4 :\
< redhamuSLA> lolz. bummer. you going to get one?
< TDSpiral> I think eventually, yes
< redhamuSLA> it's preeeeeeetty
< redhamuSLA> I'm guessing most of you are "older" gamers?
< TDSpiral> Nah, I’m in my early 20s
< redhamuSLA> all over 18 then?
< TDSpiral> For the most part, yeah
< Paddy> yessir
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< Paddy> no
< Paddy> you lied to me
< TDSpiral> Yeah, I was told there was codes
< UnrealCh13f> I WANT CODES
< UnrealCh13f> WHERE DO I SIGN UP
< redhamuSLA> fuuuuuuuuck
< redhamuSLA> spiral!
< redhamuSLA> (>_< )
< redhamuSLA> lmao
< Paddy> Social Sec # plz
< UnrealCh13f> 867-00-5309
< UnrealCh13f> now?
< UnrealCh13f> NOW?
< UnrealCh13f> PLEASE I WANT IT
< Paddy> I got it
< TDSpiral> Sorry, I just feel bad now :(
< Paddy> I got it
< Paddy> Jenny, I got it
< UnrealCh13f> wait
< UnrealCh13f> how do you know my real name
< Paddy> Spiral, why you lying man?
< UnrealCh13f> are you some kind of hacker?
< TDSpiral> Paddy, this all started with you!
< Paddy> ,3
< Paddy> < 3
< UnrealCh13f> :'(
< UnrealCh13f> I am so fucked :(
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< Paddy> .qdbI just pumped IRC | Paddy, this all
#397 votes: 02014-06-11 18:25:37
< General_Vagueness> I'm familiar with these people and enjoy what they say but I don't really hang out with them
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< Paddy> that's what my opening paragraph in the writeup was about
< General_Vagueness> I don't care about or totally acknowledge the stigma
< Paddy> then it will seek to define you GV
< General_Vagueness> thanks for telling me, now I don't have to read it
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< General_Vagueness> I'm familiar with these people and enjoy what they say but I don't really hang out with them
< TSDBot> [TSDTV] NOW PLAYING: Legend of Korra: 6--S01E07.avi -- PREMIUM:
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< Paddy> that's what my opening paragraph in the writeup was about
< General_Vagueness> I don't care about or totally acknowledge the stigma
< Paddy> then it will seek to define you GV
< General_Vagueness> thanks for telling me, now I don't have to read it
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< tarehart> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rqZZgVxnCk
< UnderwearBot-PY> Youtube: Sears Air Conditioner Commercial (0:01:01)
< ZackDark> "ppl are going to die in the heat wave" "cool"
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< Schooly_D> once upon a time there was irc.bungie.org
< kanbo> i have visions about what goatnet is and im afraid your story wont live up to it
< Schooly_D> and it was big
< Schooly_D> eventually a cadre formed around some of the more cynical types
< Schooly_D> since IBO was big, it attracted a lot of people ripe for mockery
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< General_Vagueness> Schooly_D was in both of those groups, I think >_>
< Schooly_D> the cynics berated the rubes nonstop, and generally just shit on everything, until the IBO power structure started coming down on them
< Schooly_D> displeased, they started their own IRC server, goatnet
* DominoEffect (DominoEffe@tsd-9C23B8E4.twcny.res.rr.com) has joined #tsd
< Schooly_D> named after their "leader" goatrope
< tarehart> interesting
< General_Vagueness> then #hbo died and they migrated back
< General_Vagueness> well, died/uprooted
< General_Vagueness> but I'll let you tell it
< Schooly_D> imagine a server filled with Schooly and Nart clones, but with no sense of morals or dignity
< Schooly_D> they exist only for destruction and griefing
< Schooly_D> sorry dom
< tarehart> I've known such places
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< General_Vagueness> geez you make it sound like Dante's Inferno, when I was there it was more like Dante's Bad Day at Work, from what I remember
< kanbo> sounds like the kornyverse
< General_Vagueness> it's worth noting they kept me out at one point, or several points
< Schooly_D> I wish they were a nice as korny
< General_Vagueness> do I even have the logs...
< Schooly_D> having a serious conversation in goatnet was next to impossible
< Schooly_D> hahaha, wait
< Schooly_D> I remember
< Schooly_D> things got so bad they had to designate a safe word to assure the others they weren't trolling
< Schooly_D> 5r5 I think it was
< General_Vagueness> oh I remember 5r5
< General_Vagueness> sprinkled over every conversation
< kanbo> like a pirates code
< Schooly_D> "dude I just got fired from my job, srs" -> "lol ya ur a faggot and prolly desreverd it :PPPPP"
< Schooly_D> "5r5" -> "sry man, 5r5"
< General_Vagueness> I do, wow five and a half megabytes
< tarehart> doesn't sound like a great place
< Schooly_D> it's ok. we're safe here
< Schooly_D> except gv
< Schooly_D> .gv
< TSDBot> < Schooly_D> and also a k:line
< TSDBot> I'd ask you to elaborate but I don't really care, sorry
< General_Vagueness> I'm safe, they won't let me in
< General_Vagueness> well I'm actually probably not banned from goatnet, I haven't tried to log in in years
< General_Vagueness> but yeah
< Schooly_D> I don't know if goatnet even still exists
< Schooly_D> but its core members have hung around the ruins of IBO
< kanbo> i was imagining goatnet to be like the forerunner domain
< kanbo> but for goats
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< dick> anyone here
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< Schooly_D> phew
< Schooly_D> dodged a bullet there
#348 votes: 02014-05-17 12:45:07
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< i7> http://video.idahoptv.org/video/2365246970/
< i7> IDAHO
< ~Schooly_D> fifty seven minutes?
< tarehart> you have NO attention span when it comes to Idaho
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< DominoEffect > re: music stuff in #tsd
< DominoEffect >
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Pa9x9fZBtY
< hlmtre > yes
< DominoEffect > ^
< hlmtre > yes
< DominoEffect > yes
< BoneKin > yes
< hlmtre > itt sounds your mom makes when i'm over
< DominoEffect > "yes, yes, yes, he's done, oh god I can finally go home now"
< Lucifer7 > the sound of pure disappointment
#282 votes: 22014-03-15 16:32:30
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#243 votes: 52015-04-29 09:15:12
< Tex> >mfw my dog ate my underwear
< @hlmtre> >yfw that was just a tiny snack
< Tex> bitch
< @BoneKin> dogs are weird
< Tex> I've heard of dog eating dirty clothing
< Tex> so getting my clean clothes is the weird part to me
< Tex> Now I can't just leave my clean clothes in the basket anymore uggggghhh
< @BoneKin> at least they were clean and you don't have to be disgusted by your dog
< @BoneKin> mine used to raid the bathroom trashcans and go for my sister's pads D:
< @BoneKin> and then I had to clean up the mess D: D:
< MechWork> Mine just drinks from the toilet
< MechWork> frequently
< @BoneKin> mine were never tall enough to do that
< MechWork> I think she likes how its head level and does not have to bend over
< @BoneKin> otherwise they might have tried
< MechWork> She knocked over sarah's dresser yesterday
< MechWork> trying to eat leftover crackers
< MechWork> I was pretty mad about that
< MechWork> got some drink all over the bed
< MechWork> and a bunch of other stuff
< MechWork> >dogs
< Tex> Mine isn't tall enough for the bowl drinking. But the pad thing I've heard before.
< @BoneKin> is sarah living with you now?
< Tex> Aunt's dog would do that. Bleh
< MechWork> Yeah
< MechWork> Working out surprisingly well
< MechWork> Not really surprisingly
< MechWork> but I have never lived with a significant other before
< MechWork> Didnt know what to expect
< @hlmtre> quick, give me the skinny
< MechWork> on what?
< Tex> pink stuff
< @hlmtre> since i'm probably moving in with dinah
< MechWork> Its nice
< MechWork> I cook dinner
< Tex> suddenly you have a rug on your toilet
< MechWork> No
< Tex> and plug ins in every room
< Tex> with cinnamon scented candles
< MechWork> SHe did not turn the whole apartment into "that"
< MechWork> I get my office with all my guitars
< @hlmtre> i have realized i will never live with tex
< MechWork> never
< MechWork> ever
< Tex> or pumpkin spice or peppermint depending on the season
< MechWork> ever
< Tex> suddenly you have photos on the mantle
< Tex> and wall
< Tex> framed with words engraved on them
< MechWork> Everything tex is saying is what I thought I would be living with
< Tex> like LOVe and BEST FRIENDS
< MechWork> None of that happened
< Tex> she tells you she wants to get a dog
< @hlmtre> DANCE LIKE NO ONE IS WATCHING
< MechWork> LOL
< MechWork> I was the dog owner
< Tex> but shes really convinced it will be a good indicator of what kind of father you will be
< MechWork> LOL
< MechWork> Im dying
< i7> you need to be, as they say, < russian>
< i7> man in house
< Tex> you have couples nights
< MechWork> The russians have a saying
< MechWork> :LSKFDGJ:LDSKJG:SDFLKGJ
< Tex> where her bff brings her bf
< Tex> and you sip wine and eat cheese
< i7> don't split bills, be in charge of your place
< @hlmtre> and if you don't spent pretty much every night with her, you're not getting enough time together
< i7> consider her input, but make the decisions
< Tex> Suddenly you're watching orange is the new black
< @hlmtre> (i have watched that show)
< Tex> and taking joint couples yoga classes
< @hlmtre> < _<
< MechWork> I have too
< Tex> with your baby-dog
< @hlmtre> what's the dog's name
< MechWork> Dandelion
< @BoneKin> I watched orange is the new black
< Tex> You're all gay
#242 votes: 22014-02-03 07:53:23
< BoneKin> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEzhxP-pdos
< pybot> YouTube: For when someone posts a compressed image/uses Windows XP to save a jpeg... (0:00:06)
< i7> after 2 seconds it kinda lost the comedy effect
< i7> went overboard
< i7> the horrible pixelation, but still being able to see what it is, is actually relatable, and hits the nerve of humor better
< i7> imo
< BoneKin> haha, 6 second movie no longer funny after 2 seconds
< i7> yeah the quality seriously degraded very quickly
< i7> ....uh

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< @hlmtre> MechWork:
< @hlmtre>
http://nationalreport.net/gay-to-straight-program-to-be-used-in-all-arizona-public-school-curriculums-beginning-november-1st/
< @BoneKin> is there a competing straight-to-gay program being used anywhere else?
< @hlmtre> san francisco
< @BoneKin> man, it almost worked. first night in sf and I spent the night in bed with another man
< @hlmtre> it clearly turned you gay
< @hlmtre> you asked not more than a few days ago if you could sleep with me
< @BoneKin> it's just a phase!
< @hlmtre> it's ok dan we're here for you
#180 votes: 82013-08-21 21:56:17
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< BoneKin> lol: http://i.imgur.com/6SG4lIs.jpg
< MechWork> i7
...
< MechWork> I pinged you for the Microwave cooking for 1 picture
< i7> oh
< i7> yeah i considered that for a little bit
< i7> but frankly it's probably too hard for me
#172 votes: 12013-07-25 11:14:56
#171 votes: 22013-07-19 18:59:01
< Schooly_B_> http://hotair.com/archives/2013/07/19/michigan-judge-halts-detroit-bankruptcy-because-it-dishonors-obama/
< Schooly_B_> hahahahahahahaha
< Schooly_B_> my sides were not ready for this
< i7> what is even the consequences of municipal bankruptcy?
< +BoneKin> apparently dishonor
< +BoneKin> otherwise I don't know
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< @Lucifer7> holy fuck i want a rat apoc they get orange drone shielding https://srsbsns.org/ss/tg_7U46d.png
< i7> :O
< i7> dat paintjob
< i7> i really hope they release some sort of flyable EoM apoc
< i7> http://i.imgur.com/eK70Ag8.jpg
< bawk> the amarr supercarrier is pretty terrible
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< +BoneKin> http://i.imgur.com/en3HZ5T.jpg
< +BoneKin> heh
< @hlmtre> chicago's a lot denser packed, i'd wager
< +BoneKin> they're trying to keep warm because the cold is causing murder. the chart says so
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< @hlmtre> http://bit.ly/10quJ7D
< rets> oh right, if only I had known that exact url!
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22:48 < hlmtre~> http://i.imgur.com/vZKaOHz.gif
22:49 < Lucifer7 > this is your computer trying to run firefox
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< i5> http://i.imgur.com/FqiFRI7.png
< i5> i'm really liking reddit enhancement suit
< MechMaster48> lol I like what you said at the end
< MechMaster48> wat a bitch
< i5> she is no longer in my bro book.
< i5> ahaha holy shit
< i5> http://www.reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/comments/16u5tb/128_tick_doesnt_mean_a_better_server/c7zgj1v
< MechMaster48> HA nice. I agree.
< &hlmtre> wow
< &hlmtre> that person's a dick
< %BoneKin> but doesn't have one
< %BoneKin> don't assume
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04:27 < i5 > http://i.imgur.com/xLrO4.jpg
04:27 < i5 > this made me think of will
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