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#9362015-06-03 13:20:24
< Lucifer7> i'd imagine marrying a barista wouldn't be too difficult
< Lucifer7> just be rich enough to support her and she'll probably jump on you
< NotDominoEffect> her?
< Lucifer7> marrying a guy in california wastes a lot of opportunities
< NotDominoEffect> at least you're a no fault state
< NotDominoEffect> so you'd both get half the dildos
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