[14:44] < TDSpiral> If you’re taking your gf/bf to PAX, you kind of have to get married now
[14:44] < Tex> at pax
[14:44] < Jillybean> No partners at pax - what happens in pax stays in pax
[14:44] < Paddio> >tfw karaoke makes a comeback
[14:44] < TDSpiral> Yes- married by Master Chief
[14:44] < UnrealCh13f> Obligatory Marriage Proposals
[14:45] < TDSpiral> With a Halo ring
[14:45] < Tex> pax is actually his bachelor party
[14:45] < Jillybean> A really big ring . . .
[14:45] < TDSpiral> Even if they’re not into Halo
[14:45] < Paddio> lol
[14:45] < Jillybean> and a party of cosplay bridesmaids
[14:45] < Paddio> it's mandatory
[14:45] < Paddio> you can't have a standard wedding at pax
[14:45] < TDSpiral> Cortana skin suit cosplayers
[14:45] < Paddio> disgraceful
[14:46] < Paddio> live deflowering ceremony, sponsered by rule 34 society
[14:46] < Tex> schooly will object when the time comes
[14:46] < Tex> then he and newman will ride into the sunset
[14:46] < Paddio> I can't wait to record this
[14:46] < Paddio> free movie
[14:46] < TDSpiral> Best PAX ever
[14:46] < Tex> Schooly's apartment is the honeymoon suite
[14:47] < Paddio> then he and newman will kiss, also sponsered by the rule 34 society
[14:47] < Tex> shared with Paddy
[14:47] * Paddio tips
[14:47] < TDSpiral> They’ll 1v1 each other all night
[14:47] * Paddio tapes
[14:47] < Tex> lol
[14:47] < &Schooly_G> Christ people