< Zophim> the gym is for pussies *looks for something to hide behind*
* patconn87-svr grabs something heavy and blunt
* patconn87-svr goes looking for Zophim
* patconn87-svr finds Zophim and proceeds to beat him with blunt object
< Zophim> at least it is blunt!
< patconn87-svr> so it'll bruise nicely
* patconn87-svr searches for a switchblade
< Zophim> *grabs the one at patconn87-svr's feet*
* patconn87-svr can't find one :/
* patconn87-svr proceeds to beat Zophim more
< Zophim> *swings the switchblade frantically only cutting the air*
* workmitre calls the domestic abuse hotline
* patconn87-svr knocks the switchblade out of Zophim's hands
* patconn87-svr reaches for it while keeping Zophim pinned to the ground
< Zophim> *starts to urinate*
< patconn87-svr> aw what the hell