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#4782014-07-29 21:12:00
< Schooly_D> jesus
< BonkBot> Battlebonk results: 9% of Thunderclese's clonkers were completely decimated by Paddy's The Clonkening
< BonkBot> Battlebonk Status: Whadda ya gonna do, drop a bonk on me?
< Thunderclese> Paddy: My thoughts drift back to erect nipple wet dreams about mary jane rottencrotch and the seven-year-itch!
< Thunderclese> BonkBot, You climb obstacles like old people fuck. Do you think i'm funny?
< General_Vagueness> I was going to start already but the beta happened and also I'm awful at making time for things and remembering them
< Schooly_D> I'm gonna help you out tarehart
< Paddy> damn
< Yapok> bwaha
< tarehart> thanks man
< Yapok> that verbal thrashing
< tarehart> time is short though
< Paddy> he didn't even get bonked that hard
< Schooly_D> wtf
< Schooly_D> I tuned in and he just looked at the camera
< Schooly_D> what did I miss
< Paddy> lel
< Yapok> it knows
< Paddy> Doc, what do you think of Thunderclese?
< Doc> Paddy: What do you keep doing it?
< Thunderclese> Paddy: Doc, what do you think i'm cute, private cowboy! And you don't look much like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down!
< Doc> Thunderclese: Paddy: what do you even fast food?
< Thunderclese> Doc: Paddy: what do you feel faint? Jesus h. Christ, i think what he's trying to squeeze an inch in on me.
< Doc> Thunderclese: Paddy: what do you think you're creating a utopia by abandoning formal hierarchy, but by not having an explicit hierarchy, an implicit, unofficial one forms instead,
< Thunderclese> Doc: I think you've got a joke for you. I'm a little schoolboy, too.
< Doc> Thunderclese: I think
< Thunderclese> Doc: I think what he's trying to tell me that you love the virgin mary herself would be proud to go in there and take a giant shit on you!
< Doc> Thunderclese: I think it's a really low or off till he learned enough to try and fix that
< Thunderclese> Doc: I think what he's trying to squeeze an inch in on me? Well, i got a joke for you. You until your assholes are sucking buttermilk.
< Doc> Thunderclese: I think is right rules
< Paddy> uh oh
< Yapok> jesus
< Thunderclese> Doc: Boy, i think is right rules.
< Doc> Thunderclese: Boy, i think too
< Paddy> no
< Thunderclese> Doc: Boy, i got a joke for you. You just keep making mistakes, getting everybody in trouble.
< Doc> Thunderclese: Boy, i think about the same mailing list
* Schooly_D sets ban on *!*kanbo@*.A8948E2F.804C3C12.IP
< Thunderclese> Doc: Boy, i think what he's trying to help you. I'm a little schoolboy, too.
< Paddy> end of the world
* Schooly_D sets ban on *!Thundercle@*.D84A8A8C.BC5C7174.IP
< Schooly_D> whose bot is Thunderclese
< Yapok> kek
< Yapok> mine
* Schooly_D sets ban on *!*Yapok@*.hr.hr.cox.net
< Paddy> the IRC doomsday clock hit midnight
< tarehart> lovin these monopolistic practices
< Paddy> I thought we would all die
< Schooly_D> yapok knew exactly what he was doing by bringing in his eggdrop bot
< Schooly_D> oh
< Schooly_D> looks like paddy was complicit
< TSDBot> [TSDTV] NOW PLAYING: Lupin III: 6--Lupin III S2 006.mkv -- PREMIUM: http://irc.teamschoolyd.org/tsdtv.html -- POVERTY: http://irc.teamschoolyd.org/tsdtv-poverty.html -- VLC: http://irc.teamschoolyd.org:8090/premium.flv | http://irc.teamschoolyd.org:8090/poverty.flv
* Thunderclese (Thundercle@929DF25A.D84A8A8C.BC5C7174.IP) has left #tsd
< Paddy> I didn't expect bot doomsday
< Paddy> and he hurt Bonkbot's feelings
< Schooly_D> I need to get back to an urgent work issue
< Schooly_D> I can't risk you ruining IRC again paddy
< Schooly_D> this is for your own good
< Paddy> nooooooooo
< Schooly_D> you'll be watching lupin in silence
< Paddy> #battlebonk Schooly_D
< BonkBot> Battlebonk results: 45% of Schooly_D's clonkers were hacked into the future by Paddy's Armada
< BonkBot> Battlebonk Status: Was that a good bonking or a bad clonking?
< Schooly_D> not even half
< General_Vagueness> from the northwest, an echo rumbles, faint but unmistakable... "triple kill"
< Paddy> .deej
< TSDBot> But be wary, Guardians of our city: oh baby
< tarehart> from hell's heart I bonk at thee
* Schooly_D sets ban on *!*padraig08@*.hsd1.pa.comcast.net
* Schooly_D sets ban on *!*nodebot@*.hsd1.pa.comcast.net
< Schooly_D> so many bans
< Schooly_D> have I become the power hungry IRC operator I've loathed for so many years
< tarehart> hopefully you've charged up a super to deal with your work issue
< General_Vagueness> and then another, fainter but sterner: "killtacular"
< tarehart> I never thought it would be GV presiding over the apocalypse
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