< mech> FREEEEEEEEEE
< thraust> TIME TO RUIN IT FOR YOU
< hlmtre> hey mech our website isn't working
< mech> Someone found a hacky way to get around my lockdown script so you can’t hurt me anymore today
< hlmtre> will you check the internet
< hlmtre> check the network mech
< mech> NO
< thraust> it's down
< thraust> I can't log in mech
< mech> Tough, read a book. It’s like a static HTML page, but with dead trees
< hlmtre> books do not follow the subscription model and therefore are an obsolete business practice
< hlmtre> - BaaS Pro Shop, 2025