< ~hlmtre> incidentally, i got called a hipster today at work
< ~hlmtre> i told irc that but i don't think you were there
< ~hlmtre> in my big knitted sweater and black rimmed glasses
< willfro> yeah, you're glasses are a bit more on the hipster side
< willfro> damn hipsters stole a style of glasses
< mech> They gave those to you in the military for free
< mech> we called them BCG's
< mech> birth control goggles
< mech> then it became the cool thing to wear
< mech> idk what happened
< willfro> not a valid form of birth control
< willfro> if used properly, will lead to pregnancy
< willfro> before it's cool
< ~hlmtre> i put them on my penis and she wouldn't let me have sex with her
< ~hlmtre> therefore, successful birth control
< willfro> not using them properly there
< willfro> penises don't wear glasses
< mech> they do if they have bad vision