< mech> DID YOU KNOW THAT BOXED WATER OBSESSES OVER PROVIDING THE PUREST WATER IN THE MOST SUSTAINABLE WAY?!
< mech> WELL BUCKLE THE FUCK UP, ITS ABOUT TO BE A LOW CARBON FOOTPRINT RIDE IF YOU DIDN'T!
< mech> BENJAMIN FRANKLIN ONCE SAID 'WHY IN THE FUCK DO WE DRINK WATER FROM PLASTIC WHEN I CAN USE AN OLD MOVING BOX TO PUT IT IN MY MOUTH' -Benny Frank 1978
< mech> BUT WAIT! DID YOU KNOW THAT BOXED WATER HAS FILLING STATIONS STRATEGICALLY PLACED TO ALLOW US TO SERVED A WIDE VARIETY OF LOCATIONS WHILE KEEPING OUR CARBON FOOTPRINT DOWN?!
< mech> I BET THE FUCK YOU DIDN'T!
< mech> FIND OUT MORE ABOUT SUSTAINABLE ASS WATER @ https://boxedwaterisbetter.com
< mech> WELL BUCKLE THE FUCK UP, ITS ABOUT TO BE A LOW CARBON FOOTPRINT RIDE IF YOU DIDN'T!
< mech> BENJAMIN FRANKLIN ONCE SAID 'WHY IN THE FUCK DO WE DRINK WATER FROM PLASTIC WHEN I CAN USE AN OLD MOVING BOX TO PUT IT IN MY MOUTH' -Benny Frank 1978
< mech> BUT WAIT! DID YOU KNOW THAT BOXED WATER HAS FILLING STATIONS STRATEGICALLY PLACED TO ALLOW US TO SERVED A WIDE VARIETY OF LOCATIONS WHILE KEEPING OUR CARBON FOOTPRINT DOWN?!
< mech> I BET THE FUCK YOU DIDN'T!
< mech> FIND OUT MORE ABOUT SUSTAINABLE ASS WATER @ https://boxedwaterisbetter.com