< mech> Did you know boxed water offers a convenient, environmentally-friendly alternative to plastic bottled water
< mech> Roughly three-quarters of each of our boxes is made of paper, fully recyclable and free of BPAs and phthalates.
< mech> Packaged water should be healthy and pure. Our 8-step water purification process ensures our water is delivered completely free of impurities and minerals.
< mech> Did you know many leading bottled water brands contain more than 20 dissolved solids?
< mech> Not only is our water pure, but our pH is very close to neutral, which we feel offers the best hydration for your body.
< Tex> is this that starbucks boxed water
< mech> no, its a part sustainable water company, part philanthropic project.
< tarehart> q: can it get me laid?
< --- hlmtre has kicked mech from #fg (boxed wine is superior)
< tarehart> now I'll never find out
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< thraust> if you buy the woman add-on, yeah it can
< mech> If by "getting laid" you mean reducing your carbon footprint
< mech> then yes
< tarehart> is the woman healthy and pure?
< mech> Just like our boxed water
< mech> Roughly three-quarters of each of our boxes is made of paper, fully recyclable and free of BPAs and phthalates.
< mech> Packaged water should be healthy and pure. Our 8-step water purification process ensures our water is delivered completely free of impurities and minerals.
< mech> Did you know many leading bottled water brands contain more than 20 dissolved solids?
< mech> Not only is our water pure, but our pH is very close to neutral, which we feel offers the best hydration for your body.
< Tex> is this that starbucks boxed water
< mech> no, its a part sustainable water company, part philanthropic project.
< tarehart> q: can it get me laid?
< --- hlmtre has kicked mech from #fg (boxed wine is superior)
< tarehart> now I'll never find out
< --- mech (mech@09f9-8F92E997.hsd1.or.comcast.net) has joined #fg
< thraust> if you buy the woman add-on, yeah it can
< mech> If by "getting laid" you mean reducing your carbon footprint
< mech> then yes
< tarehart> is the woman healthy and pure?
< mech> Just like our boxed water