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#8052015-03-23 20:36:51
< i7> holy shit, the stupidity
< i7> the derpidity
< i7> Woman brought over a box full of glasses that her sister was getting rid of
< i7> so i took about half of them, and she took the rest of the glasses home in the box
< i7> and she put her phone in the box because she was wearing yoga pants and had no pockets
< i7> and...couldn't carry her phone in her hand?
< i7> and i was closing up the box, so i decided to just make it easier on her and put her phone in my pocket, and give it to her when we got to her jeep, because i was carrying the box out to her jeep
< i7> but we both forgot about the phone
< i7> so like half an hour later, i pull "my" phone out of my pocket and
< i7> "wat happened? how did my phone get so small? :( "
< i7> so i figured out what happened, and left for her house, and just told jim that i'd be back in half an hour
< i7> i told him earlier that i was going to the gym, so he just figured that i was going there
< i7> so i get to her house and her jeep isn't there, and i realized that she went to my place to get her phone
< i7> i was afraid she'd get there, realize i wasn't there and that i had gone to her place, and get back on the road and try to meet me there, so i just left her phone in her doorstep
< i7> about halfway home, i decide to check skype on my phone and jim messaged me, asking what gym i had gone to, because she was there looking for her phone
< i7> so i told him where the phone was
< i7> and i passed her on the road going the other way near my apartment
< i7> herp
< i7> derp
< i7> and now i can't find my gym clothes for some reason, and the gym closes in 45 minutes, so i don't even have time to go there and workout tonight
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