< TDSpiral> I got stopped by like 3 pairs of Mormon missionaries on my way back home
< TDSpiral> By the last one, I just wanted to get out of there and continue walking home
< ZackDark> i guess you look convertible
< TDSpiral> So when the last 2 missionaries approached me, they introduced themselves, “Hi, I’m elder Young, and this is elder Smith.â€
< TDSpiral> Weary at this point, “Nice to meet you, elder Young and elder Smith.†I shook their hands, “I’m Garrettâ€
< TDSpiral> They both seemed a bit awkward, but we exchanged niceties. He then told me, “Elder Smith here has only been a missionary for a few weeks now, we would love it if he could get some practice. Do you have any questions he could answer for you?â€
< TDSpiral> Now, the fun begins. “What evidence do you have that God is real?â€
< TDSpiral> Elder Smith and Young were absolutely frozen. Their worlds were shattering around them. Then I made off like a sir, satisfied with work I had done today.
< Grizzlei> I always make sure to troll these Christians.
< Grizzlei> I always either go super gay or Satanic.
< ZackDark> that wasn't very sportsman-like
< TDSpiral> Behind me, elder Young, who’s worldview I just demolished, grabbed an apple from his backpack. I heard the sound of the apple speeding towards my head. However, I did a 180 degree spin and caught the apple with my left hand- because my right hand was occupied with a bag of groceries. I crushed the apple in my palm and said, “How do you like them apples?â€
< Grizzlei> Or I answer the door with a gun.
< Grizzlei> hahahaha
< ZackDark> ahhahaah
< TDSpiral> True story, $100% hapened
< TDSpiral> Oh, I forgot the BEST part
< Grizzlei> Zack, try to sound out "ahhahaah" in real life.
< ZackDark> did
< ZackDark> not bad
< Grizzlei> lol
< ZackDark> slightly on the awkward side
< ZackDark> but totally party-doable
< TDSpiral> After that exchange, the grand mormon wizard came out and gave me $100 and marrying rights to his daughter
< ZackDark> nowai
< Grizzlei> Okay, well now you're just making this up.
< ZackDark> >now
< TDSpiral> And all the neighbors came out of their houses and applauded my efforts
< TDSpiral> By the last one, I just wanted to get out of there and continue walking home
< ZackDark> i guess you look convertible
< TDSpiral> So when the last 2 missionaries approached me, they introduced themselves, “Hi, I’m elder Young, and this is elder Smith.â€
< TDSpiral> Weary at this point, “Nice to meet you, elder Young and elder Smith.†I shook their hands, “I’m Garrettâ€
< TDSpiral> They both seemed a bit awkward, but we exchanged niceties. He then told me, “Elder Smith here has only been a missionary for a few weeks now, we would love it if he could get some practice. Do you have any questions he could answer for you?â€
< TDSpiral> Now, the fun begins. “What evidence do you have that God is real?â€
< TDSpiral> Elder Smith and Young were absolutely frozen. Their worlds were shattering around them. Then I made off like a sir, satisfied with work I had done today.
< Grizzlei> I always make sure to troll these Christians.
< Grizzlei> I always either go super gay or Satanic.
< ZackDark> that wasn't very sportsman-like
< TDSpiral> Behind me, elder Young, who’s worldview I just demolished, grabbed an apple from his backpack. I heard the sound of the apple speeding towards my head. However, I did a 180 degree spin and caught the apple with my left hand- because my right hand was occupied with a bag of groceries. I crushed the apple in my palm and said, “How do you like them apples?â€
< Grizzlei> Or I answer the door with a gun.
< Grizzlei> hahahaha
< ZackDark> ahhahaah
< TDSpiral> True story, $100% hapened
< TDSpiral> Oh, I forgot the BEST part
< Grizzlei> Zack, try to sound out "ahhahaah" in real life.
< ZackDark> did
< ZackDark> not bad
< Grizzlei> lol
< ZackDark> slightly on the awkward side
< ZackDark> but totally party-doable
< TDSpiral> After that exchange, the grand mormon wizard came out and gave me $100 and marrying rights to his daughter
< ZackDark> nowai
< Grizzlei> Okay, well now you're just making this up.
< ZackDark> >now
< TDSpiral> And all the neighbors came out of their houses and applauded my efforts