< Schooly_G > If you gave an order that your shoes weren't allowed to be chewed, and your orders are always followed... Why was it necessary to move them into the closet?
< kanboner > is this an allegory?
< Schooly_G > Colonel?
< Texbox > Uh
< Texbox > Not all my shoes fit in the closet
< Schooly_G > Your shoes shouldn't have been in any danger at all, should they have?
< Texbox > so they are both in and out of the closet
< Texbox > and the only shoe that was ever chewed had it coming
< Texbox > It was asking for it
< Schooly_G > Lieutenant Sabs ordered a code red on your shoes because THATS what you ordered him to do
< Schooly_G > AND WHEN IT WENT WRONG, YOU CUT HIM LOOSE
< Texbox > YOURE GOD DAMN RIGHT YOURE GAY
< Schooly_G > (stunned silence)
< kanboner > .SHUT_IT_DOWN
< Texbox > You want me at that mall
< Texbox > you NEED ME AT THAT MALL