< Tex> >mfw my dog ate my underwear
< @hlmtre> >yfw that was just a tiny snack
< Tex> bitch
< @BoneKin> dogs are weird
< Tex> I've heard of dog eating dirty clothing
< Tex> so getting my clean clothes is the weird part to me
< Tex> Now I can't just leave my clean clothes in the basket anymore uggggghhh
< @BoneKin> at least they were clean and you don't have to be disgusted by your dog
< @BoneKin> mine used to raid the bathroom trashcans and go for my sister's pads D:
< @BoneKin> and then I had to clean up the mess D: D:
< MechWork> Mine just drinks from the toilet
< MechWork> frequently
< @BoneKin> mine were never tall enough to do that
< MechWork> I think she likes how its head level and does not have to bend over
< @BoneKin> otherwise they might have tried
< MechWork> She knocked over sarah's dresser yesterday
< MechWork> trying to eat leftover crackers
< MechWork> I was pretty mad about that
< MechWork> got some drink all over the bed
< MechWork> and a bunch of other stuff
< MechWork> >dogs
< Tex> Mine isn't tall enough for the bowl drinking. But the pad thing I've heard before.
< @BoneKin> is sarah living with you now?
< Tex> Aunt's dog would do that. Bleh
< MechWork> Yeah
< MechWork> Working out surprisingly well
< MechWork> Not really surprisingly
< MechWork> but I have never lived with a significant other before
< MechWork> Didnt know what to expect
< @hlmtre> quick, give me the skinny
< MechWork> on what?
< Tex> pink stuff
< @hlmtre> since i'm probably moving in with dinah
< MechWork> Its nice
< MechWork> I cook dinner
< Tex> suddenly you have a rug on your toilet
< MechWork> No
< Tex> and plug ins in every room
< Tex> with cinnamon scented candles
< MechWork> SHe did not turn the whole apartment into "that"
< MechWork> I get my office with all my guitars
< @hlmtre> i have realized i will never live with tex
< MechWork> never
< MechWork> ever
< Tex> or pumpkin spice or peppermint depending on the season
< MechWork> ever
< Tex> suddenly you have photos on the mantle
< Tex> and wall
< Tex> framed with words engraved on them
< MechWork> Everything tex is saying is what I thought I would be living with
< Tex> like LOVe and BEST FRIENDS
< MechWork> None of that happened
< Tex> she tells you she wants to get a dog
< @hlmtre> DANCE LIKE NO ONE IS WATCHING
< MechWork> LOL
< MechWork> I was the dog owner
< Tex> but shes really convinced it will be a good indicator of what kind of father you will be
< MechWork> LOL
< MechWork> Im dying
< i7> you need to be, as they say, < russian>
< i7> man in house
< Tex> you have couples nights
< MechWork> The russians have a saying
< MechWork> :LSKFDGJ:LDSKJG:SDFLKGJ
< Tex> where her bff brings her bf
< Tex> and you sip wine and eat cheese
< i7> don't split bills, be in charge of your place
< @hlmtre> and if you don't spent pretty much every night with her, you're not getting enough time together
< i7> consider her input, but make the decisions
< Tex> Suddenly you're watching orange is the new black
< @hlmtre> (i have watched that show)
< Tex> and taking joint couples yoga classes
< @hlmtre> < _<
< MechWork> I have too
< Tex> with your baby-dog
< @hlmtre> what's the dog's name
< MechWork> Dandelion
< @BoneKin> I watched orange is the new black
< Tex> You're all gay
< @hlmtre> >yfw that was just a tiny snack
< Tex> bitch
< @BoneKin> dogs are weird
< Tex> I've heard of dog eating dirty clothing
< Tex> so getting my clean clothes is the weird part to me
< Tex> Now I can't just leave my clean clothes in the basket anymore uggggghhh
< @BoneKin> at least they were clean and you don't have to be disgusted by your dog
< @BoneKin> mine used to raid the bathroom trashcans and go for my sister's pads D:
< @BoneKin> and then I had to clean up the mess D: D:
< MechWork> Mine just drinks from the toilet
< MechWork> frequently
< @BoneKin> mine were never tall enough to do that
< MechWork> I think she likes how its head level and does not have to bend over
< @BoneKin> otherwise they might have tried
< MechWork> She knocked over sarah's dresser yesterday
< MechWork> trying to eat leftover crackers
< MechWork> I was pretty mad about that
< MechWork> got some drink all over the bed
< MechWork> and a bunch of other stuff
< MechWork> >dogs
< Tex> Mine isn't tall enough for the bowl drinking. But the pad thing I've heard before.
< @BoneKin> is sarah living with you now?
< Tex> Aunt's dog would do that. Bleh
< MechWork> Yeah
< MechWork> Working out surprisingly well
< MechWork> Not really surprisingly
< MechWork> but I have never lived with a significant other before
< MechWork> Didnt know what to expect
< @hlmtre> quick, give me the skinny
< MechWork> on what?
< Tex> pink stuff
< @hlmtre> since i'm probably moving in with dinah
< MechWork> Its nice
< MechWork> I cook dinner
< Tex> suddenly you have a rug on your toilet
< MechWork> No
< Tex> and plug ins in every room
< Tex> with cinnamon scented candles
< MechWork> SHe did not turn the whole apartment into "that"
< MechWork> I get my office with all my guitars
< @hlmtre> i have realized i will never live with tex
< MechWork> never
< MechWork> ever
< Tex> or pumpkin spice or peppermint depending on the season
< MechWork> ever
< Tex> suddenly you have photos on the mantle
< Tex> and wall
< Tex> framed with words engraved on them
< MechWork> Everything tex is saying is what I thought I would be living with
< Tex> like LOVe and BEST FRIENDS
< MechWork> None of that happened
< Tex> she tells you she wants to get a dog
< @hlmtre> DANCE LIKE NO ONE IS WATCHING
< MechWork> LOL
< MechWork> I was the dog owner
< Tex> but shes really convinced it will be a good indicator of what kind of father you will be
< MechWork> LOL
< MechWork> Im dying
< i7> you need to be, as they say, < russian>
< i7> man in house
< Tex> you have couples nights
< MechWork> The russians have a saying
< MechWork> :LSKFDGJ:LDSKJG:SDFLKGJ
< Tex> where her bff brings her bf
< Tex> and you sip wine and eat cheese
< i7> don't split bills, be in charge of your place
< @hlmtre> and if you don't spent pretty much every night with her, you're not getting enough time together
< i7> consider her input, but make the decisions
< Tex> Suddenly you're watching orange is the new black
< @hlmtre> (i have watched that show)
< Tex> and taking joint couples yoga classes
< @hlmtre> < _<
< MechWork> I have too
< Tex> with your baby-dog
< @hlmtre> what's the dog's name
< MechWork> Dandelion
< @BoneKin> I watched orange is the new black
< Tex> You're all gay