< elessar> so I wanted to by a rooster
< elessar> and my mom found one on craigslist
< elessar> so I text the dude last night
< elessar> asking him if it's still available
< NartFOpc> just to be clear
< elessar> and this morning her responds with this:
< elessar> +12015551112: Fuck off nigger 6:29 AM
< NartFOpc> rooster is not a sexual innuendo of any sort?
< elessar> nah it's a literal chicken
< NartFOpc> was the text you sent "i still want ur cock"?
< elessar> maybe
< elessar> Me: Hey I saw your ad on craigslist selling a rooster. Is he still available? 9:27 PM
< elessar> anyhow, that compelled me to get out of bed and set up my google voice script
< elessar> so now he's getting a text message every 20 minutes with a useless random fact
< elessar> there are 300 of them, so that comes out to 100 hours, or about 4 days
< +BoneKin> "Thanks for signing up for rooster facts"
< NartFOpc> why would a fact be useless?
< elessar> Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.
< elessar> Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.
< elessar> The national anthem of Greece has 158 verses. No one in Greece has memorized all 158 verses. 8:15 AM
< elessar> i don't even know if these are accurate
< elessar> and my mom found one on craigslist
< elessar> so I text the dude last night
< elessar> asking him if it's still available
< NartFOpc> just to be clear
< elessar> and this morning her responds with this:
< elessar> +12015551112: Fuck off nigger 6:29 AM
< NartFOpc> rooster is not a sexual innuendo of any sort?
< elessar> nah it's a literal chicken
< NartFOpc> was the text you sent "i still want ur cock"?
< elessar> maybe
< elessar> Me: Hey I saw your ad on craigslist selling a rooster. Is he still available? 9:27 PM
< elessar> anyhow, that compelled me to get out of bed and set up my google voice script
< elessar> so now he's getting a text message every 20 minutes with a useless random fact
< elessar> there are 300 of them, so that comes out to 100 hours, or about 4 days
< +BoneKin> "Thanks for signing up for rooster facts"
< NartFOpc> why would a fact be useless?
< elessar> Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.
< elessar> Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.
< elessar> The national anthem of Greece has 158 verses. No one in Greece has memorized all 158 verses. 8:15 AM
< elessar> i don't even know if these are accurate