< mech> *.appimage has entered the chat*
< mech> Also a ticket I just saw. “Can you email me what tech capabilities we have at the campus?”
< mech> What in the actual hell does that mean?
< Domino> repulsor jet suits, heat-seeking cheesecake, telepathy snapbacks
< Domino> incendiary dinner plates
< Domino> self-microwaving canned tuna
< mech> I want to send that so fucking bad
< mech> I just emailed back for clarification
< Domino> universal translator that can translate any language into aramaic and back to the original language
< Domino> tell them you're developing a device for the US military that allows them to hear in the dark
< Domino> x-ray headsets that can only see inside empty containers
< Domino> topical gel that can make anyone run as fast as albert einstein
< Domino> sarcasm detector that just turns a small green LED on whenever it detects human speech
< Domino> a device that makes colonoscopies up to six times faster
< Domino> time-travelling duvet that only travels forward at regular speed
< mech> Take these to Mark Cuban right now