< mech> What year did the Lion King take place in?
< mech> I like to think it was during WW2 and they just cropped out any of the tank battles in North Africa
< mech> But reading I guess it takes place before the rise of civilization
< hlmtre> damn right it does
< hlmtre> did you see that horrible government structure the lions imposed upon the masses
< hlmtre> hereditary monarchy of a dominant predator
< hlmtre> that isn't civilization, that's dominance of the strong against the weak
< hlmtre> true power comes from a mandate of the masses, not from some farcical introduction ceremony
< hlmtre> look if i said i'd be king because some old monkey painted my baby's forehead at me they'd put me away
< mech> I fucking loved this
< mech> An actual laugh out loud

< i7> "I have acquired the ability to map the Donbass in high-detail satellite imagery, we can now have a single giant multiple-gigabyte map of the entire region!"
< i7> "that's great, i7, but what are the practical applications of this?"
< i7> "practical applications?"
< rets> it's great for slowing down your computer

< rets> $4000 each
< hlmtre> oh boy.
* thraust googles how to get into making guitars

< hlmtre> could this become a fulltime job?
< rets> although one of the buyers gave me almost all of the wood I'm using so he's getting a pretty big discount
< rets> if I calculate my hourly rate it will come out to like $10/hour so probably not a viable main gig yet
< hlmtre> don't worry 10 an hour is fine there's good benefits
< hlmtre> you get to have sex with the owner
< rets> that's a benefit of unemployment as well
< thraust> yeah!
< hlmtre> ah right ok
< hlmtre> well social safety nets i guess
< rets> the main benefit is a get to spend those hours in a fugue state making sawdust
< thraust> you ever just do a line of sawdust and trip

< thraust> hlmtre we ended 7-2
< thraust> next week is all downhill
< hlmtre> dang what an evening
< hlmtre> gj yall
< hlmtre> I was impressed as always recently with your attacks
< Domino> yeah I think will said we went like 7-2
< thraust> it's literally like right there
< thraust> I typed it out loud
< thraust> you god damn slope
< Domino> hlmtre can i have ops for because no reason
< mech> Trigonometry hates this one guy
< thraust> and his hypotenussy
< Domino> i regret learning to read

< hlmtre> https://rustdesk.com/
< hlmtre> i'd never heard of this
< hlmtre> but it looks cool
< hlmtre> and it has rust in the name
< hlmtre> so uh i have a hardon
< thraust> nope, that's tetanus
< thraust> from the rust
< hlmtre> oh dear
< hlmtre> lockpenis.
< thraust> yeah
< thraust> we're going to need to amputate

< hlmtre> i did not know this but recently found it out
< hlmtre> lancaster is one of the oldest cities in the US 0_0
< Domino> yeah it preceded wancaster by a good few years
< Domino> took a bit for the wireless technology to be worthwhile

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mech dmux.xyz is just a Namecheap domain I own
~hlmtre yeh
~hlmtre i own pybot.xyz and hlmt.re
~hlmtre i had to pretend to be from french reunion
mech I had like 6 other domains I bought, but I just recently let them expire
mech They were so cheap
mech I just couldn’t help myself
~hlmtre honey i just heard you open the closet
~hlmtre and what sounded like a stash of novelty domains fell out
~hlmtre did you buy any at that tld garage sale we saw last week?
~hlmtre NO
~hlmtre GO AWAY
~hlmtre TAKE OUT YOUR EARS
mech *hitler.gay crashes to the floor*
~hlmtre STOP EAVESDROPPING
~hlmtre you own.. hitler.gay?
mech I wish
mech It’s so expensive
~hlmtre that's the funniest domain i've ever seen

< hlmtre> we can try it out for the upcoming vpn project
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< Domino> help
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< hlmtre> heheheh

< hlmtre> thraust, where have you been finding your keyboards recently?
< Domino> hand-crafted, artisinal keyboards, carefully curated and hand-picked from the keeb forest of japan
< mech> He just picks them right from the tree
< mech> You just knock on it like a melon to determine if it’s thocky enough to be picked
< Domino> gotta get them before they're over-ripe, trimming the keypad by hand is a pain

< mech> >Hans Zimmer
< mech> thats all you need
< mech> He could score a breen flick and it would make it cinematic as fuck
< mech> possibly to the point hlmtre could finish the entire movie
< Domino> well, let's not get carried away
< Domino> we all know hlmtre has an incredible capacity for hatred
< Domino> one of the worst people I've ever met
< mech> I see people all the time and think "If only they knew how irrational and full of blind hate hlmtre is"
< mech> then I tell them
< mech> They hand me some change and wish me well
< Domino> I've never met hitler personally, but I'm going to have to go ahead and say, just having known hlmtre a short while, that I prefer hitler, and again, I've never even met the guy
< ~hlmtre> wtf is happening in here
< mech> hitler is like Bob Ross or Mr. Rogers in comparison
< thraust> idk but I think we should ban thatcher

< mech> >Hans Zimmer
< mech> thats all you need
< mech> He could score a breen flick and it would make it cinematic as fuck
< mech> possibly to the point hlmtre could finish the entire movie
< Domino> well, let's not get carried away
< Domino> we all know hlmtre has an incredible capacity for hatred
< Domino> one of the worst people I've ever met
< mech> I see people all the time and think "If only they knew how irrational and full of blind hate hlmtre is"
< mech> then I tell them
< mech> They hand me some change and wish me well
< Domino> I've never met hitler personally, but I'm going to have to go ahead and say, just having known hlmtre a short while, that I prefer hitler, and again, I've never even met the guy
< ~hlmtre> wtf is happening in here
< mech> hitler is like Bob Ross or Mr. Rogers in comparison
< thraust> idk but I think we should ban thatcher

< hlmtre> also how stiff it was
* hlmtre shudders

< hlmtre> don't quote me out of context pls
< mech> .qbd also how stiff it was | hlmtre shudders

< Domino> gm tex give me a name to use on twitch that uses my irl real name also sleep time gn
< Tex> WatDaKins
< Tex> Trevolting
< Tex> DomTrevorta
< Domino> the important thing is you tried
< Tex> fuck you
< Domino> I understand

*thanksgiving*
< mech> In honor of this sacred day we are ordering Indian food
< mech> Just like our forefathers

< mech> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/TJqw4Q4c/1671670624.JPG
< mech> It’s all at least in the house
< Domino> why do you have an emergency loaf of bread
< mech> It needs to kind of be set on its appropriate floor obviously
< mech> Just in case we don’t have bread
< Domino> but you have that bread
< mech> Also Kates friend drew it on a box so now it’s art
< Domino> so you never don't have bread
< mech> I’m too tired for this
< Domino> common core math
< Domino> if you have an emergency bread, just in case you run out of bread, you'll never run out of bread, because you have the emergency bread, thereby negating the need for emergency bread, but then you won't have bread, so you need the emergency bread
< Domino> it's like... philosophy or some shit
< mech> I’m gonna eat that box to spite you

< thraust> guys I have a problem
< thraust> my boss needed help with some excel stuff, getting a chart to output a percent based on some values
< thraust> so I figured out a formula for it
< thraust> I kinda liked it...
< mech> You monster
< thraust> what's wrong with me?
< mech> As long as you don’t use it for major projects that should have a legit DB I think you are fine
< mech> It has its place and can do some really cool stuff.
< mech> I made one the other day to track the computers I image at work
< thraust> is it terminal?
< thraust> she had a bunch of small charts for different years of when cases started and how many we still have open
< thraust> so I got a formula to check if the cells were blank in the still open column, if they were then they used the values from the other column
< thraust> then do math on the totals to get the percent of closed cases
< mech> The precise use for excel.
< thraust> neat
< thraust> time to build a VB backend to pull data from salesforce
* thraust snorts a line of crushed word documents

< Domino> penis!
< hlmtre> yeah dom the difference in flavor was bizarre

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< thraust> is pybot going to be ok?
< mech> No….
< mech> It’s terminal
< thraust> OH NO
< mech> We did all we could. It’s time to pull the plug. He’s just a shell of his former self
< thraust> it's sad to see him byte the dust like that
< ~hlmtre> it's alright, he'll just be reborn again with a higher PID

< thraust> mech is it your birthday today?
< mech> No, that was 31 years ago today.
< thraust> oh, apologies
< thraust> carry on

< i7> Also, I've finally started writing my novella. Who wants to be a test reader?
< thraust> bold assuming we can read
< i7> thraust it's a book not a movie

C< thraust> ah good, you're here
< thraust> tex, pls kill me
< Tex> Well there is no way that's good
< Tex> oh
< Tex> :D

< thraust> what's a cobbler's favorite kind of nut?
< hlmtre> um
< hlmtre> gimme a sec to think
< thraust> :3
< hlmtre> ugh
< hlmtre> i can't come up with anything
< hlmtre> hitme
< thraust> cashoes
< mech> kick him
< mech> please
< hlmtre> nah it's too good
< hlmtre> you come up with it thraust?
< thraust> yes
< thraust> :D
< hlmtre> this is the opposite of what mech wants
< hlmtre> gj
< mech> it is
< thraust> kick thraust
-- | Mode #fg [+o thraust] by hlmtre
< --- thraust has kicked thraust from #fg (thraust)
< hlmtre> HAH
< mech> It was the only way
< hlmtre> i used the ops to destroy the ops
< thraust> too much power

< i7> I didn't think Miranda Keyes could be worse than she is in Halo 2, but Halo 3 proved me wrong
< Tex> She makes a great pin-cushion

< thraust> I just had a good night of sleep and was zonked out
< hlmtre> oo lookit me i'm thraust i get uninterrupted sleep
< hlmtre> >:(
< hlmtre> more like -_-
< thraust> I am a pro at sleeping
< hlmtre> (◡︵◡)
< thraust> I can take a nap from like 7 to 10, get back up and do stuff for a few hours and go back to sleep before 2
< hlmtre> 2 is about where i can go back to sleep too
< thraust> I can also just choose to continue sleeping until 8
< hlmtre> h8
< thraust> I also very very rarely wake up to use the bathroom
< hlmtre> you are apparently a pro at sleeping
< hlmtre> i am a pro at napping
< thraust> the rest of my being is an utter disappointment

< thraust> windows
< thraust> fucking find notepad
< thraust> jesus christ
< thraust> WHY ARE YOU SO BAD AT FINDING YOUR OWN APPLICATIONS
< mech> Hahahahha
< thraust> IT JUST WANTS TO DO A BING SEARCH
< thraust> I HATE IT, UGHHHHH
< mech> Kates keyboard about half done! https://is.gd/GQsTLB
< thraust> you're missing some keys there
< thraust> don't look for them in windows
< thraust> you'll never find them
< mech> Have you tried searching Bing?
< mech> Try there
< thraust> I don't want to search in Bing
< mech> Every time you say that god kills a Microsoft developer.
< thraust> how many developers are there?
< mech> A lot less since Bing launched.

< Domino> yeah I just think she doesn't like mechanical keyboards
< Domino> she wasn't specifically looking for a mechanical keyboard for work purposes, she was just interested in them in general
< Domino> but "they're all too clacky"
< Tex> The louder the keyboard the closer to god

< thraust> https://i.redd.it/n0oy6iynuh961.jpg
< mech> vanception
< thraust> russian nesting cars
< Tex> Dos van-daniya
< i7> :|

< hlmtre> le testing
< hlmtre> hi argbot
< argbot> loldicks hlmtre

< hlmtre> i just took like a four hour nap
< hlmtre> good lorg
< hlmtre> s/g/d
< pybot-is-back> hlmtre MEANT to say: dood lord
< hlmtre> FFF
< mech> Dood lord indeed

< thraust> I just figured out something
< mech> Its a new sensation I am sure
< thraust> when a mexican has a secret identity
< mech> no
< thraust> it's an alter diego
< mech> stop
< mech> why
< hlmtre> HAHAHA

< thraust> we have some guy making really nice stat graphs in the austin subreddit
< thraust> on 7/8 we had the highest amount of new cases at 753
< thraust> total, we're at just under 18K to date
< thraust> this is for travis county, not just austin
< thraust> on 7/4 a mask mandate was ordered, and a week later a steady decline in the number of new cases per day started
< hlmtre> nah
< hlmtre> coincidence
< thraust> which begs the question, do masks ACTUALLY make a difference?
< hlmtre> masks are like seatbelts
< thraust> also, the protests really started on 5/29 and texas re-open phase 3 on 6/2
< thraust> a week later, the new cases started to shoot up from below 100 per day, to we haven't had below 100 since
< thraust> https://i.redd.it/mtmx78sbk3c51.png
< hlmtre> jesus fuck that is a gorgeous graphic
< thraust> we've had one of these every day since this has started
< hlmtre> as a statistician, this guy is ecstatic
< hlmtre> as a texan, he's saddened
< thraust> for real tho
< Tex> "come and take it, pls"
< Tex> The Lone Stat State
< thraust> everything is bigger in texas, just look at our death rate!
< Tex> The SARS at night are big and bright ? ? ? ?

[hlmtre] i've also got coffee and am making breakfast
[hlmtre] did some dishes and ran the dishwasher
[Domino] can it keep up with the fridge yet
[hlmtre] they race but it's always a tie
[hlmtre] because
[hlmtre] it's a wash
[Domino] wow
[Domino] that's better than the thing I was going to say
[Domino] good job
[hlmtre] take that
[Domino] I ain't even mad

< Spoopy> holy shit WOTC is surreal af.
< thraust> you start your new job?
< Spoopy> Like I haven't done anything, but you know that whole new hire poking around and getting business info dumps? All of it is so much more engaging or already understood to some end because I've been so involved with this stuff for so long. It's wild
< Spoopy> 3 hours ago, yes
< thraust> nice!
< thraust> "how much do you know about this company"
< thraust> "only my childhood"
< thraust> "and much of my adult life"
< Spoopy> lol and a fair bit on and off in adult life
< Spoopy> One of the more recent set releases got brought up and I was like "I went to the seattle event"
< Spoopy> >"The GP, or magic fest as it is called now"
< Spoopy> "Yeah that. It was amazing."
< Spoopy> And freaking most of the people I talk to are huge magic nerds XD
< thraust> you are surrounded by your people
< Spoopy> I no de wei
< thraust> that's really cool
< Spoopy> yee. Very very weird and comforting all at once
< hlmtre> that's awesome
< hlmtre> are you in the office?
< hlmtre> i imagine they'll have you in the office for orientation maybe then remote for safety?
< thraust> 4 blank white walls
< thraust> one table, 2 chairs
< thraust> and a d20
< Spoopy> no office. They fedex-ed my equipment and did all that via Microsoft Teams
< Spoopy> lmao Thraust
< thraust> I'm just going to start spreading rumors about the hiring process
< thraust> "I know a guy who works there"
< thraust> "they make you roll to keep your job"
< Tex> "Roll for stability"
< thraust> "if you want a raise you have to beat the CEO in a game of MTG"
< Tex> "Build a deck that would actually kill a man"
< Tex> "Beat 5 children back to back in Pokemon TGC then answer emails from their mothers"

< hlmtre> https://imgflip.com/i/3v6rgw

< hlmtre> henry was just saying 'im a boy im a boy'
< hlmtre> and then saw his helicopter and got excited
< hlmtre> and then said
< hlmtre> 'i helicopter!'
< hlmtre> my son identifies as a helicopter

< hlmtre> we're just gonna quarantine for a few days
< hlmtre> we have lots of groceries and meds
< hlmtre> just stocked up
< thraust> so how much TP did you buy?
< hlmtre> none
< hlmtre>4 we're not planning to go through more tp than usual
< hlmtre> which means we're still fine for like two months
< thraust> I don't remember the last time I bought any
< thraust> I think it was when I moved in
< hlmtre> the amount of time a costco tp last when it's just dudes vs if there's girls involved is pretty monumental
< thraust> oh yeah
< Tex> In a house of 6
< Tex> 5 are women
< Tex> We steal tp from eachother all the time
< thraust> hahaha
< Tex> So this whole thing is childs play to us
< Tex> I got a reserve they don't know about

< mech> DID YOU KNOW THAT BOXED WATER OBSESSES OVER PROVIDING THE PUREST WATER IN THE MOST SUSTAINABLE WAY?!
< mech> WELL BUCKLE THE FUCK UP, ITS ABOUT TO BE A LOW CARBON FOOTPRINT RIDE IF YOU DIDN'T!
< mech> BENJAMIN FRANKLIN ONCE SAID 'WHY IN THE FUCK DO WE DRINK WATER FROM PLASTIC WHEN I CAN USE AN OLD MOVING BOX TO PUT IT IN MY MOUTH' -Benny Frank 1978
< mech> BUT WAIT! DID YOU KNOW THAT BOXED WATER HAS FILLING STATIONS STRATEGICALLY PLACED TO ALLOW US TO SERVED A WIDE VARIETY OF LOCATIONS WHILE KEEPING OUR CARBON FOOTPRINT DOWN?!
< mech> I BET THE FUCK YOU DIDN'T!
< mech> FIND OUT MORE ABOUT SUSTAINABLE ASS WATER @ https://boxedwaterisbetter.com

< hlmtre> why am i retarded
< hlmtre> anyone but tex answer that
< Tex> Boooooooooo
< thraust> tex, pm me what you would say
< thraust> for no reason
< thraust> hlmtre don't look at these messages
< BoneKin> you put too many stat points into Chromosomes?
< hlmtre> bonekin did you just come up with that
< BoneKin> yes
< hlmtre> it's fantastic
< hlmtre> but also fuck you
< thraust> I took the brain cell and hid it
* hlmtre impersonates a drummer

< thraust> I also did not definitely accidentally lose it

< BoneKin> mronin
< BoneKin> ...
< BoneKin> mornin
< i7> howdy
< hlmtre> hlelo bneonki
< i7> i thought about saying "hwody" but i decided to be nice
< i7> unlike SOME PEOPLE
< hlmtre> smoe polepe

< BoneKin> lol, vietnamese guy starting here next week. my coworker decided to create his computer name like we always do {dept}.{lastname}
< BoneKin> only he came up with NYGUEN for NGUYEN
< BoneKin> I think I'll fix that before our new guy starts
< mech> sounds like a win win to me

thraust | https://i.imgur.com/Ys4hftf.png
~hlmtre | tex
~hlmtre | tex
~hlmtre | look at this
thraust | I had to get my proof of ownership for my house
thraust | I have no other redeeming qualities
* | hlmtre interjects
thraust | s/redeeming/defining
pybot-is-back | thraust MEANT to say: I have no other defining qualities
~hlmtre | thx pybot-is-back
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Tex | HÀAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Tex | The loss of your home and all your valuables has brought me immense joy with just one screen capture
thraust | I'm glad you're happy tex
thraust | that was really funny to read though
thraust | like, why that wording?
Tex | Cause you live in a fiefdom
Tex | Apparently
Tex | And they had to translate from the original scroll
Tex | All it needs is a "HEAR YE, HEAR YE"

< i7> Oh no. Trying to do anything related to the cooking process while a Slavic woman is cooking is an enormous mistake
< i7> Imagine backseat driving, but the driver is armed with knives
< Thraust> better than guns, I'd say the stakes are even
< i7> >:(
< hlmtre> LOL
< hlmtre> 'but the driver is armed with knives'

< Tex> I'm not going anywhere
< Tex> I get paid a stupid amount of money to literally sit on the computer all day
< Tex> And drink at work and leave by 3 at the latest
< Tex> I don't even fill out a PTO form unless I'm gone out of the country, as a formality
< i7> well if your company goes somewhere, you'd have to go too
< Tex> We get away with murder
< i7> and by goes, i mean go under
< Tex> So call me a criminal
< Tex> Because I like crime
< BoneKin> nart's the one whose work is going under
< i7> where does he even work
< BoneKin> on submarines
< Tex> eyy
< i7> :|

< hlmtre> Ceiling!
< hlmtre> evening
< i7> you've been busy
< thraust> that's a roof
< thraust> ceiling is from the inside
< thraust> it's k
< hlmtre> >:(
< hlmtre> dinahs' been yelling at me that i keep calling it a roof
< thraust> < 3
< hlmtre> and now you're yelling at me that it's a roof not a ceiling
< hlmtre> what do you people want from me
< i7> pretty sure its an attic
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< i7> oh
< thraust> lol

< i-7> https://i.imgur.com/RF6xw3A.png
< i-7> >mech and i7 go to Russia

< i7> >go to russia
< i7> >internet is cheap
< i7> >internet is fast
< i7> >lawncare forums are banned
< thraust> why lawncare?
< Tex> All grass must be equal
< Tex> not greener

< i7> NINETY
< i7> NINE
< i7> PROBLEMS
< i7> bitches are 98 of them
< i7> the other one is the broken disconnect switch on this ironworker
< BoneKin> if you're having weld problems I feel bad for you son. I got 99 problems and this switch is one.

< i7> horse girls
< mech_cloud> Wut?
< BoneKin> are we complaining about "girls that are into horse are crazy"?
< BoneKin> or female centaurs?
< mech_cloud> I have the same question
< i7> crazy female centaurs that are into girls
< i7> kanboface.txt
< BoneKin> I'm sure this can be found on the internet somewhere
< mech_cloud> I will take your word for it
< thraust> an anime about a centaur girl in high school exists
< thraust> just fyi
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< Tex> Production on season six of House of Cards has been suspended "until further notice".
< Tex> God dammit, Kevin
< BoneKin> please
< BoneKin> we've moved on to centaur girl high school animes here
< Tex> Oh shit is that that witch hunter academic probation shit?

< thraust> I keep forgetting to take days off for game releases
< Tex> I can't even play it till I get back from my work trip
< Tex> Slash pay for it till I get back from my work trip
< Tex> Need dem reimbursement expenses
< thraust> destiny is a work expense
< Tex> "whats this $60 charge to...Blizzard?"
< Tex> "I went ham at a Dairy Queen"

< Tex> Tom Petty just died
< BoneKin> shit, he didn't make it. I definitely made a too soon joke then
< BoneKin> coworker read the he was in cardiac arrest. I asked if it was the guy from the heartbreakers.
< BoneKin> >_>

< thraust> I have internet again
< Tex> dammit
< thraust> you can't get rid of me tex
< Tex> I'll find a way
< thraust> you can try, but I'll find you... and tell you a pun
< Tex> You'r banned from my funeral
< Tex> And my resurrection
< thraust> that's a grave motion
< Tex> YOU'RE GONNA PUT ME IN AN EARLY ONE

< hlmtre> tex
< hlmtre> tex
< hlmtre> tex
< hlmtre> fast and the furious 10
< hlmtre> should be named Fast 10: Your Seatbelts
< hlmtre> tex
< Tex> I hope your child becomes a furry

< i7> russian has gendered nouns. gendered adjectives and pronouns too. there isn't any word order
< hlmtre> no word order?
< hlmtre> is there a standard word order but it's optional?
< hlmtre> because that'd be like latin
< i7> SVO is the most common. SOV is also pretty common.
< i7> prepositions are always before the word they're paired with, and possessors are always after the possessed object
< i7> besides that, its a free for all
< i7> direct translation from a text from natasha the other night: have i too was, but i it sold
< i7> in english it would have been: i had it too, but i sold it
< mech> Down where you
< mech> Are at you could make more money if you speak spanish
< mech> Really most places.
< BoneKin> I think mech is translating directly from russian
< i7> lol
< mech> I am typiung on the phone with gloves on
< mech> It's a pain
< i7> really in think i need to know words and phrases more than conversation
< i7> like "thats hot dont touch that"
< i7> and food items that go on a burrito
< BoneKin> ayudame. estoy sangrando mucho
< BoneKin> help. I am bleeding a lot.
< BoneKin> that's the phrase a high school classmate told me was the only spanish he knew

< hlmtre> hey tex
< hlmtre> a persian girl tried to fight me once
< hlmtre> guess what i did
< hlmtre> guess what i did tex
< i7> beat her up
< hlmtre> iran
< -- Tex has quit (Quit:)
< hlmtre> LOL
< i7> hahaha
< hlmtre> .. what if she doesn't come back
< thraust> HEH
--> | Tex (uid40598@09f9-2B054CC0.irccloud.com) has joined #fg
< Tex> Remember
< hlmtre> i was just about to text you 'i regret only a little'
< Tex> the jokes will hurt you more than they will hurt me
< hlmtre> that is not true
< thraust> NOT TRUE
* hlmtre high fives thraust
< Tex> >:(

< Tex> you forgot the dinah wine
< thraust> she's gone for the week, you'll have to do with regular whine
< Tex> how dare u
< Tex> she is a SAINT
< Tex> and you mad cuz u AINT
< thraust> s/AINT/are not
< pybot> Tex MEANT to say: and you mad cuz u are not

< mech> Sarah told me it was 10am and then left for class
< mech> I was wondering why I was so tired
< mech> its only 8:45
< mech> -_-
< BoneKin> just a prank, bro
< thraust> that's messed up
< BoneKin> have fun being awake
< mech> I hate this

< hlmtre> we're going to bear hole again
< mech> lol
< mech> bear hole
< mech> is that where we went with sam and lindsey?
< hlmtre> bear hole is, yeah
< hlmtre> natural creek with rocks and swimming and stuff
< mech> bidwell was the park that had the pool
< hlmtre> one mile is the same creek when it passes through chico
< mech> right?
< hlmtre> one mile is the beginning of bidwell park, yeah
< BoneKin> what happens if you bidpoorly
< mech> you have to bare hole

< mech> Did you know boxed water offers a convenient, environmentally-friendly alternative to plastic bottled water
< mech> Roughly three-quarters of each of our boxes is made of paper, fully recyclable and free of BPAs and phthalates.
< mech> Packaged water should be healthy and pure. Our 8-step water purification process ensures our water is delivered completely free of impurities and minerals.
< mech> Did you know many leading bottled water brands contain more than 20 dissolved solids?
< mech> Not only is our water pure, but our pH is very close to neutral, which we feel offers the best hydration for your body.
< Tex> is this that starbucks boxed water
< mech> no, its a part sustainable water company, part philanthropic project.
< tarehart> q: can it get me laid?
< --- hlmtre has kicked mech from #fg (boxed wine is superior)
< tarehart> now I'll never find out
< --- mech (mech@09f9-8F92E997.hsd1.or.comcast.net) has joined #fg
< thraust> if you buy the woman add-on, yeah it can
< mech> If by "getting laid" you mean reducing your carbon footprint
< mech> then yes
< tarehart> is the woman healthy and pure?
< mech> Just like our boxed water

< hlmtre> will started whistling a thing
< hlmtre> turns out it was take my breath away
< hlmtre> we are alone in the office
< hlmtre> listening to take my breath away.
< BoneKin> G A Y
< thraust> I didn't ask for this
< Tex> He wants some butts
< thraust> He's locked the doors
< thraust> H E L P
< Tex> Remember all those puns you made
< thraust> oh that reminds me
< BoneKin> >tfw he strangles you while humming 'take my breath away'

< thraust> http://www.myburritofinder.com/http://www.myburritofinder.com/http://www.myburritofinder.com/
< BoneKin> name 3 things that aren't a burrito
< hlmtre> must be important
< Tex> http://www.myspacebarfinder.com
< -- thraust has quit (Quit: WeeChat 1.4)
< BoneKin> ...
< Tex> I did it
< BoneKin> did he triple down on burritos and then quit irc?
< Tex> I killed Will
< Tex> and his will to live

< i7> hlmtre i remember lizzie
< pybot> Hey i7, hlmtre says "hello"
< i7> hello to you too hlmtre
< pybot> Hey i7, hlmtre says "you're talking to a bot"
< i7> >:|

< hlmtre> you off mechznc?
< hlmtre> i'd like to be off today
< mechznc> I am
< Tex> a/be/beat
< Tex> fuck
< Tex> ass
< Tex> shit
< Tex> fuck
< Tex> that was GOLD
< Tex> curse these TINY HANDS
< hlmtre> s/be/beat
< pybot> Tex MEANT to say: a/beat/beatat
< hlmtre> bahahah
< hlmtre> it's gotten worse
< mechznc> abebebebeatatat
< hlmtre> oh lordy
< hlmtre> s/be/beat
< pybot> mechznc MEANT to say: abeatbeatbeatbeatatatat

< Schooly_D> We really need to rename the .gv function to i7
< Paddy> .gv
< TSDBot> < Schooly_D> We really need to rename the .gv function to i7
< TSDBot> I don't really care, sorry
< kanbo> eeeeeee
< NartFOpc> YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

< Tex> ima be out of here by 11
< Tex> suckas
< --- kanbo has kicked Tex from #halo (kanbo)
< BoneKin> looks like she got out a bit early
< kanbo> i wish i could op you twice

< i-7> I just started it, it's pretty chill
< i-7> Protagonist's hair is above her shoulders though
< i-7> That fucking cunt Victoria doesn't even have her hair past her ears though, and she thinks she's hot shit. So much for an artsy academy. If protag is below her in the fashion pecking order, this place should just be written off, possibly nuked from orbit.
< i-7> It doesn't matter how short that skirt is, those legs will never make up for that disaster of a haircut. INTO THE OVEN VICTORIA.

< i-7> Secondary reason I want a bunch of kids
< i-7> Can't lose all of them in one go
< i-7> Put them in a cell network so in case one of them gets compromised, they don't have enough info to give to the enemy to compromise their siblings

< Schooly_D> .dbogen tex
< TSDBot> Me
< Tex> kek
< Schooly_D> .dbogen tex
< TSDBot> On fb and I dont play videogames

< Jennos_> For honor won't let me play
< BoneKin> what's it doing?
< Jennos_> Not connecting
< Jennos_> No server
< BoneKin> can you play single-player? or is it not able to connect to uplay at all?
< BoneKin> udontplay
< BoneKin> got em

< Jennos_> I am getting real tired of snow...
< hlmtre> are you getting more today jennos
< Jennos_> Had a few inches last night and some now and more tonite....
< Tex_> .bonekin
< Tex_> i mean
< Tex_> .kanbo
< pybot> ( ???0 ??? ?0)

< hlmtre> my favorite chefs from when i was a kid were hungarian
< hlmtre> hungarian lesbians actually
< Tex_> god
< Tex_> daaaammmmit
< Tex_> all lesbians are hungary
< Tex_> they eat out a lot
< BoneKin> hehehehehe
< BoneKin> lizard.gif

< i-7> Think I could pull off Rhodesian camo short shorts?
< thraust> yes, you could pull them off and put on other shorts, perfectly acceptable

< kanbo> i like playing as zenyatta but i am not a good shot
< Doc> i like playing as zenyatta but i am gay for certain men im trans bc my mental illness says im a dead chunk of outer space (1 second ago) id=3329
< kanbo> what the fuck
< BoneKin> Doc is hanging out in the weird part of the internet again
< Doc> is hanging out with kanbo too much

< mechwork> hello internet
-- hlmtre has changed their nick to internet
< internet> hello mechwork
-- internet has changed their nick to hlmtre
< mechwork> hlmtre is the internet
< mechwork> that explains all the cat pictures
< willfro> ^
< mechwork> ^^

< kanbo> jennos, bonk, hlmtre and i jumped into the all brawls playlist last night and got stuck with super shimada bros
< kanbo> what a shitload of fuck
< kanbo> genji is just the worst

< Doc> looks like schooly is the new hotness

< hlmtre> btw willfro why aren't you just on your computer
< willfro> Funny you should ask hlmtre
< willfro> You see, i am an idiot
< willfro> I placed my encryption key on top of my suitcase, "dont forget this"
< willfro> I then promptly opened said suitcase and forgot its existance

< BoneKin> jenn has not mentioned an affinity for working as a hairstylist to me
< BoneKin> but she has worked a lot of jobs. maybe I just don't know about it
< Tex_> She already specializes in cow licks
< i-7> Well maybe now if she wants to get her hair styled, it'll be cheaper due to increased competition
< --- BoneKin has kicked Tex_ from #fg (BoneKin)
---> Tex_ has joined #fg
< i-7> Or more hair stylists will be available in the area
< Tex_> I made DadKin proud
< BoneKin> that's my way of saying I approve

< i-7> So my kitchen has counters on both sides, it's a walk in kitchen, very narrow
< i-7> There I am, attempting to cook weird Russian cereal that looks like it was made for communist peasants
< i-7> When I look down, and shift my baggy pants leg, and there is a MASSIVE Texas size cockroach next to my foot, scurrying out from under my pants
< i-7> I simultaneously leap up onto both of the counters like it's fucking Splinter Cell, swearing like a sailor who just discovered the rash he got from that sketchy waitress in the last port
< i-7> And as the cockroach books it out of the kitchen, I somehow devolved into Ned Flanders-speak
< i-7> "Jesus fucking Christ holy fucking shit goddamn diddly hibbly jibbly widdbly diddly doo"
< i-7> Or something like that. No idea where that came from. I don't even watch The Simpsons.
< i-7> Currently playing "the floor is lava" with Confederate war songs blasting from my laptop while checking up on the pot full of simmering water

< i-7> So I just ssh'd in to analyze the last week of scrollback
< i-7> A summary: Rocket League, Rocket League, tech problems, Rocket League, Tex terrorizing small children, Rocket League, BoneKin's dog, Rocket League, tech problems, tech problems, Rocket League, Rocket League, tech problems, Rocket League, Rocket League, Jennos being terrorized by large children, PROTEIN, Rocket League, Rocket League, OverWatch, Rocket League,
< i-7> OverWatch, Rocket League, RIP in Reese's Pieces Jester

< thraust> is this for the parent who wants their kid to be a web developer?
< Tex_> beats me
< Tex_> I want my kid to be a microscopic stain in a landfill

< hlmtre> no text in quote :)
< kanbo> thats why i said it in engrish

< ~hlmtre> What happens to nitrogen when the sun rises?
< ~hlmtre> It becomes daytrogen
< ~hlmtre> Good nightrogen
< ~hlmtre> Sleep tightrogen
< ~hlmtre> Don't let the bedbugs bitrogen
< ~hlmtre> i7.mp4
< mechznc> go home dad

< ~hlmtre> https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00M562EQU/ref=oh_aui_search_detailpage?ie=UTF8&psc=1
< ~hlmtre> i mean it's a bit expensive
< ~hlmtre> but i've been absolutely chuffed with it
< Tex_> 131? Does it even light up?
< ~hlmtre> yes
< ~hlmtre> it's backlit
< Tex_> on a scale of 1-Harvey Milk
< Tex_> how gay lit does it get
< ~hlmtre> 1
< ~hlmtre> just white backlighting
< ~hlmtre> so it's also racist

< kanbones> fuck im retarded

< BoneKin> I need someone to invent a time machine
< BoneKin> Go back a couple months
< BoneKin> Find the point in time where I thought "Hmm, I could get to Pittsburgh for free with this voucher from United from when they delayed me so much"
< BoneKin> And just punch me right in the face

< i7> smoke detector going off
< i7> potatoes must be ready
< Tex_> The fact you've lived this long without burning a house down amazes me sometimes

< i-7> >reinstall Snapchat
< i-7> >BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK
< Tex_> You knew the price

< BoneKin> I feel tired. I don't know why
< BoneKin> slept plenty last night
< willfro> did you get hit by junkrat's ult?
< Tex_> hlmtre
< Tex_> ping ping hlmtre
-- | Mode #fg [+o Tex_] by hlmtre
< --- Tex_ has kicked willfro from #fg (Boo)
-- | Mode #fg [-o Tex_] by Tex_
< hlmtre> #standards
< Tex_> I was gonna ask you to flick will's ear for me
< Tex_> but that will suffice
< --- willfro (willfro@09f9-924F526C.zero9f9.com) has joined #fg
< willfro> why do you hate me tex

< i7> there's a woman standing next to me wearing a Gryffindor shirt
< i7> I wonder who buys Slytherin shirts
< hlmtre> slytherins

< TSDBot> A message appears written in the amber skies above Earth's last city, at once a harbinger of caution and hope for all whose light shines bright against the darkness: "Fuck destiny"

< tarehart> now I'm sick
< tarehart> should not have kissed girl
< Tex> But you'd do it again
< tarehart> can't get double sick
< i7> kissing a girl is always worth getting sick
< i7> unless she has mono
< i7> or she wasnt hot

< Tex> blah blah oracle blah sysadmin blah slack blah unbuntcake blah unix blah redheat blah tuc the penguin

< Tex> This server is full of nerds

< kanbo> better forward that one to the embassy
< Tex> re: hello schoolyd
< Tex> Body: o/
< kanbo> Attachment: voot.exe
< Tex> Importance: High
< Tex> Read Signature Required

< kanbo> i dont know, nart. what is the most inquisitive irc bot function?
< NartFOpc> curious dorj

< i7> there's a gecko on my sliding glass door
< mechznc> is he trying to sell you car insurance?

< Paddy> skooly you can't be held responsible for controlling your muscles your form and your fart box at the same time
< Paddy> skooly
< Paddy> fuck me

< BoneKin> ugh, this never ends well
< BoneKin> .dorj
< TSDBot> Core Dorj primed and ready! I can't believe it! It's happening!!!
< TSDBot> https://twitter.com/TSD_IRC/status/741290657189240833
< Paddy> wow
< Xenos> Hahaha

< ~kanbo> >join mumble
< ~kanbo> >hear znite
< ~kanbo> >leave

< Unreal> To be fair I've been wrong too many times this year

< NartFOpc> Come on down to Descartes Mart: I Shop Therefore I Am

< ~hlmtre> a friend of dinah's just had dinner with george rr martin
< willfro> so uh... yeah... WHAT?
< i7> what'd they talk about
< ~hlmtre> i don't know
< ~hlmtre> i imagine she hounded him over and over
< i7> >:|
< ~hlmtre> FINISH THAT HBOBP WRITEUP YET?

< kanbo> ask about their data storage contingencies
< NartFOpc> s/data storage/winter
< TSDBot> kanbo meant to say: ask about their winter contingencies
< Tex> cute
< Schooly_D> remember halo?
< Tex> s/ha/dha
< TSDBot> Schooly_D meant to say: remember dhalo?
< kanbo> s/?/
< TSDBot> Schooly_D meant to say: remember halo

< BoneKin> https://youtu.be/jf329G4Brgc
< pybot> YouTube: "Dragon Ball Z themed restaurant attracts anime fans" (00:01:53)
< Paddy> what did you think of schooly's flight, deej?
< Paddy> .deej
< TSDBot> Rejoice, Guardians! he was dumb
< BoneKin> the first 10 seconds of this video are basically made to piss off tex
< BoneKin> top puns
< Paddy> now now deej, no need to be salty
< Tex> >closes window after 'dragon ball my friends'
< Paddy> christ
< BoneKin> did you even get to the name of the restaurant?
< Tex> I'm going to smother you to death with dog voices at hbopp
< Tex> No
< BoneKin> Soupa Saiyan
< Tex> I dont wanna
< Tex> god
< Tex> fuck
< Tex> piss
< Tex> shit
< Tex> fuck
< Tex> cunt
< Paddy> klek
< Paddy> kelek
< Tex> cocksucking
< Paddy> keekelk
< Tex> fuck
< Tex> you
< Paddy> eklelklklekekkelke
< Paddy> elkelkelkelekelke
< Paddy> eklkelkele
< Tex> FUCK
< Paddy> >Tex teaches typing

< Tex> Your girl got 3rd place, Schooly
< Schooly_D> We can rebuild her
< Tex> >
< Tex> what place did you get?
< •kanbo> park place
< Tex> s/pa/ba
< •kanbo> < Tex> ayy
< TSDBot> kanbo meant to say: bark place
< •kanbo> < Tex> more like bark place
< Tex> fuck
< •kanbo> oh you bitch
< Tex> off

< Schooly_D> I figure everyone remotely involved with aviation is sick to death of top gun references
< Schooly_D> Except for me

< snipe> What kind of fucking alien eats a hard peanut butter pancake with their hands

< Schooly_D> jennos, what's the one thing you're most looking forward to dong in dubai

~hlmtre | so we're going to go down for hopefully not too long
willfro | That's what you said about the emergency server response system
~hlmtre | indeed
~hlmtre | down you go i7
< -- i7 (i7@09f9-924F526C.zero9f9.com) has quit (Client exited)
willfro | did you just..
willfro | you did
~hlmtre | shut down his VM
willfro | you killed him
~hlmtre | also bye willfro
mechznc | sniper thre
willfro | wait!
willfro | nooooo
willfro | I WANT TO LIVE

< TSDBot> Deej vs TSD: A Time to Die

< Xenos> I wonder how long it would take my boss to notice if I just went home
< Tex> Tell him you had a family emergency.
< Tex> One of your wives died
< Xenos> Now I don't have an even 100!
< Tex> 99 problems

< Tex> non-refundable deposit
< Tex> you know that
< Xenos> Damn it.
< Schooly_D> s/e/BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP BARK BARK
< pybot> Tex MEANT to say: non-rBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP BARK BARKfundablBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP BARK BARK dBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP BARK BARKposit

< mechznc> >being the 3rd wheel
< hlmtre> mk
< hlmtre> you mean you?
< mechznc> yeah
< willfro> ahem
< mechznc> WILL
< mechznc> WE CAN BE WHEELS TOGETHER
* willfro sobs

< Schooly_D> whose idea was it to put tex in charge of food
< Tex> < Schholy> Tex what are u cooking for hbomb
< Tex> < Schholy> Tex what are u cooking for hbomb2
< Tex> < Schholy> Tex what are u cooking for hbomb3
< Tex> < Schholy> Tex what are u cooking for hbomb4
< Tex> < Schholy> Tex what are u cooking for tsdgh
< Tex> < Schholy> Tex what are u cooking for tsdgh.2
< Tex> < Schholy> Tex what are u cookin
< Tex> < Schholy> Tex
< Tex> < Schholy> TEX
< Tex> < Schholy> cook pls
< Tex> < Schholy> no carbs pls
< Tex> < Schholy> jus pancakes
< Tex> < Schholy> did someone say voot?

< BoneKin> qdb doesn't work like odb, folks

< NartFOpc> TSDBot, get bonekin a printout of pusheenosaurus

< Tex> .fname submit Call_in_an_op_to_summon_the_final_Dorj http://i.imgur.com/ciP04Iw.webm
< TSDBot> Submitted filename for approval (id = HVIMRPmokW)
* Schooly_D dons reading glasses and evaluates the fname
< Tex> You got lasik
< Tex> you idiot
* Schooly_D adjusts glasses and stares harder

< Schooly_D> voot voot voot

< pybot> Tex MEANT to say: dick dick dick

-!- Tex [uid40598@grizz-CE12FBFC.irccloud.com] has joined #halo
< Tex> Morning all
< pybot> Hey Tex, Paddy says "your right"
< Tex> You're
< pybot> Hey Tex, Tex says "what about my right"
< Tex> Ugh

< ~kanbo> something weird about seeing a car parked in the handicap spot with an "I CAN RUN" license plate

< Tex> Star
< Tex> Wars
< Tex> Nation
< kanbo> 's Pride
< Tex> And
< Tex> Prejudice
< Paddy> And
< snipe> Butts
< Paddy> And
< Tex> Mutts
< Paddy> Or
< Tex> Nuts
< Paddy> 2
< snipe> Da
< Tex> CHOPPA
< Paddy> Origins
< Tex> Oscars for everyone

< pybot> A mastapeece: http://i.imgflip.com/11v2ya.jpg

< i7> i was waiting for BoneKin then i realized its saturday
< ~hlmtre> Here, I'll do it
-!- hlmtre is now known as BoncKin
* BoncKin beards up
< ~BoncKin> morning
< ~BoncKin> Dumb coworker
< ~BoncKin> Anarchocapitalism
< ~BoncKin> Jeans are cool

< Schooly-D> The LPGA has come a long way in terms of the attractiveness of its players
< Schooly-D> The PGA too for that matter, no homo
< Tex> Doesn't the LPGA have like, the youngest girls ever this year
< Schooly-D> (sweats)

< hlmtre> i need 8 gigs of ECC ram
< hlmtre> and amazon no longer has what i've gotten before on prime
< willfro> =(
< hlmtre> http://i.imgur.com/hbwH8PK.png
< hlmtre> i can get it but it's a little more expensive i think
< willfro> ECC = Easy, Cheap, Chinese
< hlmtre> except it's twice the price of the same amount of regular ram
< willfro> ECC = easy, chexpensive, chinese
< willfro> #fixed

< BoneKin> .meme jennos
< pybot> [10] outta 10: http://i.imgur.com/YnNcmFV.jpg

< kanbo> tex, do you want your future revealed?
< Tex> Sure
< --- kanbo has kicked Tex from #halo (kanbo)

< hlmtre> lookit the source for the bofh module
< hlmtre> if that isn't brevity i don't know what is
< hlmtre> .module reload bofh
--Notice(pybot): reloaded bofh
< hlmtre> .bofh
< hlmtre> D:
< BoneKin> you broke it!
< hlmtre> .module reload bofh
< hlmtre> .. wtf
< hlmtre> .module reload bofh
--Notice(pybot): reloaded bofh
< hlmtre> .bofh
< pybot> BOFH: It was OK before you touched it.

< i7> going to meet with a lady who owns a welding business, she needs to contract out some work to meet a deadline
< ~hlmtre> bitchin
< ~hlmtre> good luck
< ~hlmtre> does she need some pipes rammed or something
< i7> yeah i'm kinda nervous
< ~hlmtre> a sausage pizza delivered
< i7> NO
< ~hlmtre> perhaps a vagina dicked
< i7> i did some googling, i think she took over the business after her husband died
< ~hlmtre> some grief assuaged

* kanbo grumbles

* BoneKin rumbles

< Unreal> Morning all

< Paddy> .meme
< pybot> It's a trap!: http://i.imgur.com/mYQIE77.png
< Paddy> jesus
< BoneKin> haha
< Xenos> "N-nevermind"
< kanbo> i dont know much about art, but i know what i like
< kanbo> and i like this

https://skidson.online/

< kanbo> candy for breakfast?
< NartFOpc> NOT CANDY YOU FUCKING RETARD
< NartFOpc> REESE'S PUFFS CEREAL

< Paddy> I think about that alot actually
< Paddy> if I had won a contest
< Paddy> or gifted some super nice thing
< Paddy> it would be wasted on me
< BoneKin> or if they gave me a super nice bottle of whisky
< BoneKin> I would be wasted on them
< BoneKin> :D

< hlmtre> i'd never let something like another human being prevent my uptime

< jennos> I wonder how Nart is handling the sea life.
< BoneKin> I think he's really immersed himself in that life
< kanbo> he's swimming in it
< Tex> He's in over his head
< BoneKin> this isn't a subtle, naval-gazing experience. he's increasing the depth of his knowledge, so he can get full speed ahead in his career. he doesn't want to be in ballast place.
* BoneKin is murdered

< Tex> God
< Tex> Just leave and never come back
< kanbo> "doesn't want to be in the ballast place"?
< BoneKin> it's bad and a stretch
< BoneKin> last place
< kanbo> booooo
< kanbo> I misread it too
< kanbo> I get what you mean though. hopefully his prospects don't take a dive.
< kanbo> that would be sub-optimal
< kanbo> he might go nuclear
< kanbo> at least he has plenty of mates around to support him
< kanbo> who can help him decompress
< kanbo> I know he's under a lot of pressure
< snipe> This is why I smoke meth

< Paddy> "for our next date, we can watch this sonic movie"
< Paddy> "no! please don't leave!"
< Xenos> "Gotta go fast!'

< Paddy> we have no doge quotes?

< jenkins> Project pybot build #233: SUCCESS in 34 sec: https://ci.zero9f9.com/job/pybot/233/
< jenkins> hellmitre: README.md edited online with Bitbucket
< BoneKin> build FAILED: README.md updated
< hlmtre> D:
< hlmtre> oh fuck
< hlmtre> i thought that was jenkins bot
< hlmtre> i h8 u bonkin

< kanbo> i love being retarded

< kanbo> we should make a video game about hermes
< kanbo> like a telltale style story game
< kanbo> it could be a
* kanbo pauses

< kanbo> chews your own adventure
< Tex> Yes
< Tex> YES
< Tex> With the herding trials
< Tex> And Nike encouraging him to be lazy
< kanbo> "CHASE sheep and ducks and tennis balls!"
< kanbo> "CHEW through 10 different designer brands!"
< kanbo> "BEG for over 50 different types of human food!"
< kanbo> "WATCH your human play Mario Kart!"

< kanbo> P A P A
< kanbo> E
< kanbo> Y
< kanbo> T
< kanbo> O
< kanbo> B
< kanbo> NOOOOOO

< NartFOPusheen> cruz wins in iowa
< NartFOPusheen> trump on suicide watch
< Paddy> hey nart
< Paddy> you wanna try and roll a #rhyme trump one more time
< NartFOPusheen> let's give him the old chump and dump
< NartFOPusheen> #rhyme trump
< Bonk-Bot> DUMP, TRUMP, TSD

< Xenos> I'll never understand people's need to get the best gear
< BoneKin> we still talking vasectomies?

< i7> i got a $5 amazon gift card from 23andme
< ~hlmtre> here's 5 dollars towards medication for your debilitating genetic disease!
< @BoneKin> if I had $5 for every time I had a debilitating genetic disease, I'd have $5

< hlmtre> AHHHAHAHAHA
< hlmtre> i have an openvpn server running on a pfsense box in my house and it fucking works
< hlmtre> omg i r a gaynus
< BoneKin> need that lube back?
< mechznc> anus and gay
< mechznc> classic hlmtre

< kanbo> i'd let her overly attach to me
< Paddy> s/e/uh dick
< pybot> kanbo MEANT to say: i'd luh dickt huh dickr ovuh dickrly attach to muh dick

* kanbo is now known as Tex
< Tex> .tell Tex Morning yall
< pybot> I'll let Tex know when they're back.
* Tex is now known as kanbo
* Tex (uid40598@grizz-CE12FBFC.irccloud.com) has joined
< Tex> Man I wish my friends picked better places to eat drunk tacos at. I feel like shit.
< pybot> Hey Tex, Tex says "Morning yall"
< Tex> Aw
< Tex> Wait
< Tex> Who the fuck was on my nick

< Tex> Ask for her advice on how to deal with a clingy grill who can't take a hint
< Tex> Then use her advice on her
< Tex> Screenshot it
< Tex> Bam, viral
< NartFOpc> that'll teach her
< kanbo> that's brutal
< kanbo> don't shit where you eat
< Tex> I wish someone told that to Paddy in Bellingham
< NartFOpc> what am I supposed to do at hbomb

17:41 < ~hlmtre> evening
17:48 < mechznc> evening
17:51 < i7> i'll probably be home in an hour and a half
17:51 < willfro> evening
18:03 < ~hlmtre> you FUCKED it up i7

< mechznc> was she lifing weights?
< i7> no she got smacked in the head with a metal baseball bat
< i7> she was just saying she's nervous to work out now
< i7> even though her neurologist said it was fine
< mechznc> I would be nervous to play baseball not workout

< mechznc> Me and a friend at work have 2 extra tickets so we through them up on reddit and got some guy and his wife interested
< BoneKin> you going?
< BoneKin> ah
< BoneKin> sarah not interested?
< mechznc> She didn't want to go
< mechznc> then she did want to go today
< mechznc> So she is going
< hlmtre> sarah_picks_dinner.mp4
< mechznc> I think she talked to people at her work and it made her want to go
< mechznc> this is prettty standard
< mechznc> I should have seen it coming
< mechznc> Her favorite place to eat is "Its up to you" and "I don't care"

< i7> im going to ask josh tomorrow if he knows anything about getting our computers back
< i7> from what ive heard, we will when they close the investigation. but who knows when thatll be.
< mechznc> I am shocked something that stupid has people investigating stuff

< Eutectic> did you finish alien insulation?
< Eutectic> alien isolation*
< mechznc> oh
< mechznc> lol
< Eutectic> alien insulation is a boring game about mexican carpenters

< hlyntre> what the hell was that quote
< hlyntre> erm the topic
< RoastedChestnarts> L-O-V-E HAP-PY WAL-TER
< BoneKringle> it was a forgery
< BoneKringle> I can't remember the context
< Padreidel> community forgers
< RoastedChestnarts> TD was talking about something
< BoneKringle> probably someone hypothetically punching me in the dick
< RoastedChestnarts> and bonk jumped in with a pun based on what TD said
< BoneKringle> this seems accurate so far
< RoastedChestnarts> then TD continued by saying that something would be a pain in the dick
< RoastedChestnarts> and I posted that quote, assuming that is what bonk would do
< Snippletoe> Classic td always talkin about something or other

< hlmtre> i need to tell your fridge how to get to my fridge
< hlmtre> but both our kitchens are named 'kitchen'
< hlmtre> so if i say 'fridge, to get to hlmtre's fridge, go to kitchen'
< hlmtre> it's gonna tell me 'you idiot i'm already in the kitchen'
< hlmtre> but if we name your kitchen 'i7's kitchen'
< hlmtre> we can say, 'to get to hlmtre's fridge, go to kitchen'
< hlmtre> it's gonna be like 'lol ok'

https%3A%2F%2Fahegao.lol%2F

< SammyClaus> You seen Kung Fury?
< -- DominoEffect has quit (No route to host)
< BoneKringle> yeah
< SammyClaus> When higher shoots at the phone?
< SammyClaus> *Hitler
< BoneKringle> yeah
< SammyClaus> Me.
< SammyClaus> I'm Hitler

< ~hlmtre> incidentally, i got called a hipster today at work
< ~hlmtre> i told irc that but i don't think you were there
< ~hlmtre> in my big knitted sweater and black rimmed glasses
< willfro> yeah, you're glasses are a bit more on the hipster side
< willfro> damn hipsters stole a style of glasses
< mech> They gave those to you in the military for free
< mech> we called them BCG's
< mech> birth control goggles
< mech> then it became the cool thing to wear
< mech> idk what happened
< willfro> not a valid form of birth control
< willfro> if used properly, will lead to pregnancy
< willfro> before it's cool
< ~hlmtre> i put them on my penis and she wouldn't let me have sex with her
< ~hlmtre> therefore, successful birth control
< willfro> not using them properly there
< willfro> penises don't wear glasses
< mech> they do if they have bad vision

< BoneKin> can't wait to get some nartistic snaps
< Texducken> Fuck you
< BoneKin> I can't help it. I might have a problem

< i7> i have an incredibly annoying problem
< i7> long story short, i want to find fifty different shades of the color gray, sorted from lightest to darkest
< i7> i don't know what to type into google image search.

< NartFOpie> yeah, where is hlmtre?
< Texducken> Off being married
< Texducken> And restarting a server, somewhere
< NartFOpie> classic hlmtre

< i7> yeah i suggest you plug it into something with hdmi, and run a diagnostics. see what kind of hardware you have
< Texducken> I said Iwas going to use the tv
< Texducken> but im playing halo right now
< Texducken> so
< i7> you're not playing halo you're chatting on irc
< Texducken> CAUSE IM DEAD
< Texducken> THANKS BREAKOUT

< Eutectic> irc is or zero9f9?
< hlmtre> wot
< hlmtre> like srsly
< hlmtre> what
< Eutectic> no but seriously zach, what happened to your maine frame dawg?
< i7> ^
< mech> my server?
< i7> Eutectic do you know what irc is
< hlmtre> lol
< hlmtre> this conversation man
< Eutectic> yeah, its a chat client

19:46 -!- Eutectic [webchat@8A54CC97.B1E2FF3A.8536724D.IP] has joined #fg
< ~hlmtre> hi Eutectic
< ~hlmtre> bonekin, mech, i7, willfro
< ~hlmtre> begin the interrogation
< mech> Where were you on the night of 72nd?
< mech> Also my computer is alive!
< Eutectic> er... the earthquake was my fault!
< Eutectic> there I said it
< mech> a likely story...

[DominoEffect] I just had my first real wal-mart experience
[DominoEffect] went over to get stocked up on food
[DominoEffect] ended up at the deli, when I got there, there was a... large woman already there
[DominoEffect] pointing angrily at the specific cheese she wanted
[DominoEffect] the other lady behind the counter kept putting her hand on the wrong one just to fuck with her I think
[DominoEffect] "no THAT one. yes, that."
[DominoEffect] she ordered a pound of sharp cheddar
[DominoEffect] "don't slice it, just give me a block"
[DominoEffect] so the deli lady got just about a pound and handed it to her
[DominoEffect] "thanks yall have a great day"
[DominoEffect] as soon as the deli lady turned around
[DominoEffect] the customer lady opened the cheese and just took a huge bite out of it
[DominoEffect] then walked away to do her shopping while gnawing on the cheese

< kanberry> buy it bonekin
< kanberry> give in to darkness
< kanberry> let satan in to your heart
< PadloGuthrie> I told TD I would
< kanberry> buy a Halo 5 Req Pack today and score big
< PadloGuthrie> .r ata|tate
< Blunderwearbot-PY> kanberry MEANT to say: let staten in to your heart

< TDSpiral> I'm loving this Bob Ross on Twitch thing
< Paddevil> haha, it's awesome
< Paddevil> it's something I've always wanted to be a thing
< TDSpiral> It's really relaxing, and he does a great job of making you forget about your problems
< Paddevil> I wonder if he and mr. rogers ever met up
< TDSpiral> Jesus
< TDSpiral> I don't think the world can take that much kindness in one place
< TDSpiral> I wish I wasn't such an asshole
< Paddevil> world peace: achieved

< kanboo> Went to a party at keshia's dad's place last night
< kanboo> Kind of a faget, actually
< kanboo> Uhm
< kanboo> .r faget|rager
< Blunderwearbot-PY> kanboo MEANT to say: Kind of a rager, actually
< kanboo> What the hell

< ~hlmtre> she was in austin for her works' first conference they organized and had
< i7> oh so that's why you asked if i was in austin
< ~hlmtre> no, i asked if you were in austin because i know it's a weird town and you sent me two weird pictures of two weird guys on two weird bikes
< i7> it was pretty weird.

< @BoneKin> fuggin windows. restart a remote computer
< @BoneKin> "Cannot restart right now. There are still programs running. 'Explorer.exe -Playing LOGOFF Sound'"

< TDSpookles> Paddy, what do you have on deck tonight?
< Texhumed> .r eck|ick
< Blunderwearbot-PY> TDSpookles MEANT to say: Paddy, what do you have on dick tonight?
< Texhumed> ur mum
< TDSpookles> I'm okay with this
< TDSpookles> I always thought Paddy would make a good step-dad
< Texhumed> But not a dad-dad
< Texhumed> That's Bonk
< Texhumed> I don't thin we could handle two dads
< kanboo> I think paddy-bonekin would be a great two-dad combo
< Texhumed> Look
< Texhumed> kanboo
< TDSpookles> Dad's only come in trios, there aren't a lot of dad-duos
< Texhumed> I don't think you understand the two-dad system
< kanboo> I think I understand just fine
< kanboo> do you doubt the love and tenderness that a padbonk combo could offer?
< kanboo> both to their children and each other?
< Texhumed> Having played margarita pong with both
< Texhumed> I can personally tell you no good will come from it
< jennos_> Padbonk combo!!! Awesomeness!!
< Paddevil> >tfw tex thinks you're the lesser dad
< Texhumed> I just think you're better qualified to be the saucy aunt
< Ghoul_Vagueness> TSD: The Sexual Deviants
< Paddevil> I'll show you a saucy aunt

< hlmtre> i think you should, and you should learn that you can have your cake and eat it too
< hlmtre> or not cake if it bothers your stomach
< hlmtre> but protein or something
< hlmtre> whatever

< Texhumed> Who the hell is GrumpyCat117
< SkeleKin> the meowster chief
< Texhumed> fuck you
< kanboo> fuuuuuuck

< hlmtre> i7 do you pay an orangutan to pick through your carpet for crumbs?
< i7> dude i don't have the money to buy a vacuum
< i7> how could i possibly afford skilled labor?
< hlmtre> *snort*

< UnrealChief> Fuck this heat
< UnrealChief> .weather 93401
< Blunderwearbot-PY> San Luis Obispo, CA: Clear, 94.8F (34.9C). Humidity: 41%
< Texhumed> Whiner
< Texhumed> .weather 92084
< Blunderwearbot-PY> Vista, CA: Clear, 101.5F (38.6C). Humidity: 19%
< Texhumed> UU GH
< Paddevil> happy autumn tex
< Xenosphobia> s/autumn/hell
< TSDBot> Paddevil meant to say: happy hell tex
< Texhumed> Kill me
< Xenosphobia> Eh, not worth the drive
< Paddevil> hah
< Paddevil> and this is the guy who drove to pax and back twice in two weeks

< i7> there will be negotiating.
< wilbur> heh
< hlmtre> it's my friday today
< hlmtre> hahaha
< wilbur> he's laughing to himself
< hlmtre> no
< wilbur> hlmtre's gone crazy
< hlmtre> i'm laughing at i7's comment
< hlmtre> you crazy person shamer
< wilbur> I'm a kettle
< hlmtre> you're black
< wilbur> D:
< wilbur> no, you're black! I'm crazy!

< General_Vampire> I forgot what the original point was too so that's, yeah

< ~hlmtre> i'm trying to get dinah on my insurance for work
< @BoneKin> problems?
< ~hlmtre> no
< ~hlmtre> but it feels very grownup

< hlmtre> hey tex
< hlmtre> If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do they all drown?
< Tex> Shut up

< UnrealChief> What was the Gamestop trade in offer?
< kanbo> $5 off the LE of taken king if you trade in a dog under 10lbs

< @BoneKin> good morning, and fuck printers

< mech> I hated dota and LoL
< mech> If I wanted to get yelled at by 14 year olds I would have become a junior high teacher
< mech> seriously
< mech> fuck that game

< i7> i need gril advice
< mech> Turn the propane on then hit the igniter
< i7> i need girl advice

< TSDBot> The scribes of our city, stewards of the lost knowledge from our Golden Age, have uncovered a mysterious tome whose pages are all empty but for one mysterious line: "( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

< Schooly_G> Paddy has the anime

< BoneKin> TSDBot: get me a printout of people who vote for Halo 4
< TSDBot> http://i.imgur.com/JUolozM.jpg

< hlmtre> neighbors like to use the world's loudest blender with their windows open
< willfro> fight fire with fire
< willfro> throw thermite at them
< hlmtre> yeah that seems fair
< willfro> I thought so
< willfro> my other thought was straight out of farenheight 451
< hlmtre> hey, a book
< willfro> wouldn't quite be burning books though
< willfro> oh! new idea, just go straight up to their window and just watch
< hlmtre> hah!
< willfro> when its quiet, ask what they are making
< hlmtre> heh.
< hlmtre> more blender...
< hlmtre> .. more blender.
< Eutectic> do you have any loud things?
< Eutectic> I'd go find some thick pipe and get an angle grinder or the chop saw and have a db war
< hlmtre> i have a guitar and amplifier.
< hlmtre> i can do a signal db war
< hlmtre> i can literally shoot so much signal at their house their wifi would stop working
< hlmtre> ... we can have wifi broadsides, william
< willfro> "honey, why does the internet not work?"
< willfro> "because you pissed off the neighbors with your blender"

< Xenos> I ALMOST responded to car15
< Xenos> I was half way through typing it, and then said "WTF are you doing?"
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< Paddy> the trials of xenos
< Paddy> now on ebook and radio play
< Xenos> I know, my life is so hard
< Xenos> The second chapter is about me trying to choose between types of muffins
< Paddy> s/ins/
< TSDBot> Xenos meant to say: The second chapter is about me trying to choose between types of muff
< Paddy> .kanbo
< Blunderwearbot-PY> |╲/( ͡° ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ͡°)/\╱\
< Xenos> You know me

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< pybot> http://is.gd/wDX2jD
< hlmtre> what
< hlmtre> the fuck
< hlmtre> pybot, what the hell was that.

< BoneKin> How To Seduce Women, By Bonk: http://gfycat.com/CoolOrnateCollie

< @BoneKin> I saw organic blankets for sale at target
< ~hlmtre> eat them, then sue

< @BoneKin> welcome back everyone
< @KP> explain yourselves
< snipe> I had to save the world
< @KP> oh shit did i make it in first
< @KP> must've
< Tex> Ayy
< @KP> i've gone mad with power.
< General_Vagueness> >
-!- mode/#tsd [+b *!*@tsd-F668D505.hsd1.mi.comcast.net] by KP
-!- General_Vagueness was kicked from #tsd by KP [KP]

< kanbo> youre an affront to nature
< kanbo> an insult to god himself
< BoneKin> cool

< Bonk-Bot> >NartFOpc Loses Both Arms Making Homemade Fireworks With Coffee Grinder http://t.co/CYMSoNIbAx
< Paddy> .gv
< TSDBot> < Paddy> umm nart
< TSDBot> Why am I supposed to care about that?
< Paddy> we love nart
< Paddy> he's armless now
< BoneKin> >tfw bomb disarms you

< Tex> I'd say O L D but I'll probably get called a retard
< snipe> O L D

< Yapok> doesnt really apply to the whole: your story about getting a piece of gear
< Yapok> that bungie likes to talk about
< Yapok> like for me: How did you get hawkmoon? Well I got lucky in a rumble match I guess
< Yapok> wow what a story mark
< Yapok> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhXz60f0HLU
< Blunderwearbot-PY> YouTube: "what a story mark" (00:00:04)

< KP> old man paul ain't got no time for the bryan newmans of the world

< TSDBot> Previously on "Team Schooly D IRC":
< TSDBot> < fameushotdog> Minotaur bitches can suck it??
< TSDBot> < Spiedracer> NOW!
< TSDBot> < fameushotdog> XD
< TSDBot> < fameushotdog> Went super quick last night. Didn't even wipe on Skolas...
< TSDBot> Tonight's episode: "Dr. DeeJ and Mr. DorJ"

< Schooly_G> Watch general vagueness ANNIHILATE internet relay chat
< NartFOpc> You won't believe what happens next!
< General_Vagueness> if you write off the show based on its fans you might as well write off all of existence
< kanbo> Chatters hate him!

< Paddy> Doc, get your head out of that stripper
< Doc> get your troll swole on and Bonk and Welcome to Madcast

< Eutectic_point> sorry If I smell like burnt spiders and jamesons
< Eutectic_point> gf is away all week
< Eutectic_point> were you able to repair the DNS ?
< Eutectic_point> also, I must beg anyones' expertise, have they used usenet before at all?
< Eutectic_point> omg so in love with saxapohne music right now
< Eutectic_point> signifacantly passed drunk
< Eutectic_point> ah, but that momentary lucidity it provides, It is no wonder it was described as an ambrosia by nikola tesla, it definately sets the mind free, if only to heed its own thoughts for a moment
< Eutectic_point> owch

< NartFOpc> this fucking bear on the waterfall
< NartFOpc> keeps seeing all his friends walk away with tasty fish
< NartFOpc> but he's too stubborn to move to the bottom of the falls
< NartFOpc> I take it all back
< NartFOpc> he just got the biggest fish of them all
< NartFOpc> there's a lesson here somewhere

< kanbo> are you commenting on an article that was posted over three fucking hours ago
< General_Vagueness> no, that was about the one from last night, and I did imply I was dumb to go back and read it

< Bonk-Bot> A_single_bear: I am very okay with not being able to fly. I am a bear, and I will never be a flying bear. It is fine. It is okay. There is no shame in it.
< Paddy> classic Tex manuver
< Sammy> Patrick Star you are one smart shopper
< Paddy> s/bear/kanbo
< TSDBot> Bonk-Bot meant to say: A_single_kanbo: I am very okay with not being able to fly. I am a kanbo, and I will never be a flying kanbo. It is fine. It is okay. There is no shame in it.
< BoneKin> soon he'll be a_married_kanbo
< BoneKin> and then he will fly
< Paddy> superman dat ho
< Paddy> .kanbo
< Blunderwearbot-PY> ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

< Paddy> jesus christ
< Paddy> go home jeff goldblum
< Paddy> having a baby on july 4th
< Paddy> get out
< BoneKin> THIS IS OUR DEPENDENT'S DAY
* Tex slaps BoneKin

< Tex> https://twitter.com/Brav/status/618670233675366400
< @BoneKin> ah yes, breakout
< @BoneKin> like counter-strike, but not fun

< TSDBot> [Twitter] [Fanfiction_txt @fanfiction_txt] Michael Jordan died for your sins. He was a true patriot who slaughtered the fuck out of baka gaijin Communists everywhere. (1 minute ago) id=7089

< Sammy> Co-worker is sick. I'm left handling accounts receivable. Customers have me liek ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ
< Doc> Co-worker is sick. I'm left handling accounts receivable. Customers have me totally intrigued
< BoneKin> Doc enjoying his new job, I see
< Doc> enjoying his new vagina

< NartFOpc> BoneKin was only 8 when he watched his favorite franchise get brutally murdered right in front of him
< NartFOpc> From that day forth he vowed to use all of his resources to fight against criminally bad game companies
< NartFOpc> And so he became the BatKin, a vigilant crusader hell-bent on protecting the innocent gamers of the world

< Doc> i'm the world's most unusual candy maker.

< NartFOpc> Doc, get me a printout of voot
< Doc> get me the money back? nice
< Schooly-B> did someone say voot?
< NartFOpc> voot, get me a printout of Doc
< Doc> voot, get me a printout of happy days just isn't the x1 preorder edition
< Schooly-B> did someone say voot?
< Doc> Did someone bonk tsdbot
< Schooly-B> did someone say voot?
< Paddy> happy days x1 preorder edition

< kanbo> >tfw bonekin steals your flippity flops
< kanbo> please throw them away
< kanbo> that was the only time i ever wore them and i wasnt super stoked on them
< Paddy> kanbo so rich he buys new floppys for every bp
< BoneKin> you sure kanbo?
< kanbo> pretty sure
< BoneKin> kk, will do

...

< BoneKin> >when kanbo says they're his flipflops.mp4
< BoneKin> https://gfycat.com/WholeDefiantHamadryas
< NartFOpc> jokes on you
< NartFOpc> kanbo lives in your trash can
< kanbo> oh my god
< Paddy> ABSOLUTE KLEJ
< kanbo> i cant
< kanbo> not at work
< Paddy> .odb add #flippyfloppies #bonk #kanbo #trashlife https://gfycat.com/WholeDefiantHamadryas
< TSDBot> Successfully added item to the Omni DB ( 6S3i4Ujojp )
< kanbo> christ, that was good
< NartFOpc> BoneKin, Mother Fucker
< Tex> Oh jesus
< Tex> I'm crying
< Tex> I need a hip hop horn

< Dan_de_Board> On your wild TSD adventure?
< Tex> Yees
< Dan_de_Board> Jelly, wish I was going
< kanbo> ha
< kanbo> haha
< kanbo> just thought of something
< Tex> I wish everyone who wanted to go could
< Tex> Sup
< kanbo> when bonekin gets off his plane
< kanbo> he'll be Dan Deboard
< kanbo> ahahhaha
< Tex> Shut uppp
< Tex> Are you high already

< mech> Hola
< pybot> Hey mech, hlmtre says "did you change your phone number?"
< mech> hlmtre I was at work
< pybot> Hey mech, hlmtre says "I'm planning on being in Portland a little early. could I come by your place?"
< mech> I have sent my response to your cellular device
< willfro> congrats, you just had a conversation with a bot
< mech> Just another average day then

< NartFOpc> Doc, give Bonk road head
< Doc> give Bonk road head

< Tex> Oh man AND I'm getting KBBQ for dinner
< Tex> The only way this day can get better is if I got rear-ended again

< NartFOpc> what are YOU up to, bonk?
< %BoneKin> workin
< %BoneKin> truly an exciting afternoon
< %BoneKin> attempting to find print drivers for an unknown model of printer
< %BoneKin> living on the edge

< i7> so why would you be mad because of hbobp?
< i7> i'd be happy
< Tex> everyone is
< Tex> except mr high and whitey
< i7> and everyone else, because the monster that causes desolation everywhere it goes has been let back into here
< General_Vagueness> I missed you too

< ~hlmtre> windows just took 100% cpu 15 minutes to error and tell me another printer with teh same name exists
< ~hlmtre> you failure of an operating system
< ~hlmtre> sorry, i'm like the abusive parent who tells their kid they don't love them after they get a B on a test

< Paddy> I'll be in my bunk
< Paddy> s/un/on
< &TSDBot> Paddy meant to say: I'll be in my bonk

< i7> son of a bitch
< i7> second tick on me tonight
< i7> going to do exactly what i did to the last one
< i7> throw it into the toilet
< i7> and as i flush it
< i7> bellow "into the abyss"

< i7> TPB is dumb
< i7> can someone download a torrent file for me
< ~hlmtre> they're magnet links
< ~hlmtre> what client do you use
< i7> azureus
< i7> doesnt work with it apparently
< ~hlmtre> what version are you using?
< i7> no idea
< ~hlmtre> also, azureus sucks
< i7> you suck
< ~hlmtre> pshaw
< ~hlmtre> you're going to need a torrent client that works with magnet links over DHT
< ~hlmtre> since more and more torrent hosts are moving that way
< ~hlmtre> Get A New Torrent Client
< i7> just download the fuckin torrent
< ~hlmtre> i can't
< ~hlmtre> you can't get
< ~hlmtre> torrent files
< ~hlmtre> from the pirate bay
< ~hlmtre> any more
< i7> why not
< i7> fuck this im googling the torrent
< ~hlmtre> because they can't host .torrent files on a centralized server running a tracker because they get shut fucking down
< ~hlmtre> and DHT means the torrent data and where other seeds are is no longer hosted centrally
< i7> down with government
< i7> oh wait i already downloaded this torrent
< ~hlmtre> jesus christ i'm going to strangle you

< ~hlmtre> 'i didn't see the (insert thing here) and hit it at four hundred miles per hour'
< ~hlmtre> i7 when flying anything

<@Lucifer7> You were killed by LiberalTexRebates

< i7> if muslims have beards and jews have hats
< i7> what do christians have?

< BoneKin> also, my boss is currently interviewing some new guy to potentially hire
< hlmtre> is he hardcore derp?
< hlmtre> Hello, I'm Hardcore. Derp Hardcore.

< @BoneKin> what's this about a gossipy girl?
< i7> HHORG NEEDS MORE WOMEN
< @BoneKin> well, yeah, but I don't see how I should be the one providing them
< @BoneKin> I mean, I'm like the least likely person to find a woman here
< tarehart> umm
< tarehart> well
< i7> don't worry, I got this.
< i7> "hi my name is tarehart and I'm a socially awkward gay snail"
< tarehart> yep thanks
< @BoneKin> ha, okay, I got some competition in the "no women" department

< Lucifer7@> i forgot i had that fan image bound to anything
< Lucifer7@> well, if i kept it
< Lucifer7@> guess you could say i'm a
< Lucifer7@> ( •_•)
< Lucifer7@> ( •_•)>⌐■-■
< Lucifer7@> (⌐■_■)
< Lucifer7@> fan of that image
< Lucifer7@> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YMPAH67f4o
< ohai > YouTube: YEEEEAAAAAAAAHH

< i7> my mother is tarehart

< ~hlmtre> wait
< ~hlmtre> these are already frozen and shaped patties?
< i7> yeah
< ~hlmtre> how did you manage to turn that into liquid.

< hlmtre~> >mfw free coffee all day at work
< hlmtre~> free PEET'S coffee
< zophim > they have folgers here...
< hlmtre~> BEST PART OF WAKING UP
< hlmtre~> IS NOT THE FOLGERS
< hlmtre~> BUT THE HOOKER WHO IS STILL ALIVE IN YOUR BED AFTER YOU MAY HAVE 'BLACKED OUT' AND ENGAGED IN CHOKEPLAY

< Lucifer7> do you ever wonder what's up there
< i7> like what?
< Lucifer7> maybe someone up there is probably wondering what it's like here
< i7> i guess. do think we'll ever meet them?
< Lucifer7> i hope so... don't you?
< i7> weeeeeeEEEEERCHT BOOM
< Lucifer7> lol
< i7> lol

< Tex> Im off at 2
< hlmtre> why do you get to get off work at 2 in the afternoon :(
< Tex> cause my mom owns the place
< Tex> she stops seeing patients at 2
< Tex> so office is usually done at 2-3pm
< BoneKin> I run out of patience by 2. can I go home?

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< Jester> BONEKIN DAN I AM WATCHING YOUR CQ GAMEPLAY RIGHT NOW AND IT'S MAKING MY PECKER THROB AND YEARN WITH DESIRE TO PLAY XBOX WITH YOU AGAIN. I CANNOT WAIT UNTIL I AM MOVED AND UNPACKED. I HEART YOU ALL.
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< BoneKin> wut

< i7> one of my friends once decided to refuse to put on his seatbelt
< i7> i drove my truck into a stone wall
< BoneKin> wow
< i7> he wore his seatbelt from then on
< i7> you know what they say, if it hurts, it works
< BoneKin> kind of an expensive lesson, right?
< i7> nah i wanted to get rid of that bumper anyway

< hlmtre~> SPOTIFY STOP ADVERTISING DUREX EQUALIZING OR WHATEVER CONDOMS TO ME
< hlmtre~> I ALREADY FEEL BAD ENOUGH ABOUT IT
< hlmtre~> sincerely, everyone
< BoneKin@> are you listening to fucking metal?

< i7> i froze some bananas, because fuck you nature

< i7> whats a good registry cleaning tool
< Lucifer7@> ccleaner should be able to do both
< Lucifer7@> it'll blow the shit out of a system if you tell it to
< Lucifer7@> even the stuff you like
< hlmtre~> yeah
< hlmtre~> Be Careful
< i7 > uhoh
< Lucifer7@> one time i ran it wrong and it erased a family pet
< Lucifer7@> but then it argued that the space gained in the house was worth it
< Lucifer7@> so i was like aight, you know best

< hlmtre~> i'm an idiot
< hlmtre~> i don't know why i never named a drive March
< hlmtre~> because the drive would then be March of IDE
< Lucifer7@> you're horrible
< Lucifer7@> the only worse thing would be to put several IDE drives into one tower and make them a striped array in a system named march
< Lucifer7@> then, because one of the drives is bad
< hlmtre~> YES
< Lucifer7@> you could say beware the IDEs of March

< NotDominoEffect> hlmtre I said my solutions would work, I didn't say they'd be easy
< NotDominoEffect> 1. make coffee
< NotDominoEffect> 2. evaporate coffee
< NotDominoEffect> 3. snort powder
< NotDominoEffect> alternatively, do cocaine

< Lucifer7> i'd imagine marrying a barista wouldn't be too difficult
< Lucifer7> just be rich enough to support her and she'll probably jump on you
< NotDominoEffect> her?
< Lucifer7> marrying a guy in california wastes a lot of opportunities
< NotDominoEffect> at least you're a no fault state
< NotDominoEffect> so you'd both get half the dildos

<NotDominoEffect> have you considered suicide as a career profession

< BoneKin> >family dinner
< ohai> BoneKin >implying you're greentexting
< BoneKin> shut up ohai. you don't have a family

< BoneKin> and funny story about wind waker. one of the stages of the second to last boss is so ridiculous that I apparently had blocked it from my memory
< BoneKin> played the game again a couple years later and was like, "WTF is this giant, dancing, marionnette pig doing here?"
< BoneKin> unfortunately, it stayed in my memory this time

< Jester> okay dan. im just waiting for heather to go to bed lol
< Jester> she has to work at 8am so hopefully soon
< Jester> oops she's reading this
< Jester> shit
< -- Jester (Andrew@hhorg-2qv.1fl.90.50.IP) has signed off (Quit: Leaving)

< NotDominoE> and most of the players are p good 
< NotDominoE> so I get to medic people that know how to play
< hlmtre~> this is tf2?
< NotDominoE > yes
< hlmtre~> oh
< NotDominoE> well
< hlmtre~> that last line gave it away
< NotDominoE > this is irc
< Lucifer7@> no this is irc
< NotDominoE> but yes

< i7> dbqp
< i7> looks better that way
< hlmtre~> dbqp?
< i7> the letters
< i7> d b q and p
< i7> it's all the same shit just flipped
< i7> vertically and horizontally
< i7> i can do that with politicians too
< i7> bushkerryobamaromney
< i7> get it now?

< Tex> >mfw professor is pretty much plugging/selling us on LateX
< BoneKin> I hear how great it is all the time, but I'm still kind of unsure what it actually is, even after reading the wikipedia article
< Tex> I've heard of it but never seen it
< Tex> Apparently in the 'real world' for out tech writing and reports no one accepts word
< Tex> ^profs words
< BoneKin> yeah, and my elementary school teachers told me everyone used cursive in real life

< Lucifer7@> i don't even remember why i was allowed into their little group
< hlmtre~> >
< Lucifer7@> i think it was because one of the chicks had a crush on me
< hlmtre~> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

< i7> how much longer are you going to be on for
< hlmtre~> i just got off
< i7> lol thats fine
< hlmtre~> making dinner with jenny
< i7> >with
< ohai> i7 >implying you're greentexting
< tarehart> ohai was actually pretty effective right there

< hlmtre~> hey BoneKin
< hlmtre~> got a joke for you
< BoneKin@> joke, eh?
< BoneKin@> let's hear it
< hlmtre~> alright so
< hlmtre~> programmer is gonna go out to get his dry cleaning
< hlmtre~> wife says, 'while you're out, get groceries'
< hlmtre~> programmer never returns.
< BoneKin@> lol, but I linked you to the reddit thread that showed up in. :)
< hlmtre~> oh, wait, fuck
< hlmtre~> TAREHART
< hlmtre~> JOKE FOR YOU
< hlmtre~> shut up bonekin
< BoneKin@> hahahahaha

< ~hlmtre> dude bonekin it looks like there's a velociraptor in the back on the chair
< i7> ....wtf hlmtre
< ~hlmtre> see it?
< i7> no
< ~hlmtre> really? the jacket looks like a velociraptor
< i7> its a fucking jacket
< i7> which is like a regular jacket
< i7> except it looks even less like a velociraptor

< hlmtre~> cachunk cachunk cachunk cachunk cachunk cachunk
< BoneKin@> it's enormous
< willfro> lolz

< hlmtre> how much memory does this VPS have?
< hlmtre> mysql+php might be a bit tough on it
< hlmtre> yeah eep
< hlmtre> we don't have much available memory
< BoneKin> ooh, I should probably shut down my minecraft server
< BoneKin> I forgot I threw one on there just to try it
< hlmtre> ahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaha

< i7> also i found a folder full of all of the screenshots that i took with hlmtre's little tool
< ImmergingAP> sounds disgusting

< ImmergingAP> man i sound gay in those vids
< i7> everyone thinks that
< i7> about themselves. not you.

< ~hlmtre> we all have pretty unique, interesting names
< ~hlmtre> compared to the majority of internet denizens
< ~hlmtre> who are like, xXxW33D420xXx

*hlmtre assuages tarehart's guilt
< hlmtre~> heh, ass-wages
< hlmtre~> hehehehehe

< tarehart> my spirit animal is actually a gay snail

< BoneKin> i7: I was trying to play "soldier skirmishes"
< BoneKin> it was a mix of tdm, conquest, and rush
< BoneKin> my team, however, believed that the gametype was always "bend over and take it in the ass"

< hlmtre~> there were some weirdnesses with git merging the two
< hlmtre~> but i think i've ironed them out
< hlmtre~> hello ohai2
< ohai2 > well hello to you too hlmtre
< ohai > well hello to you too hlmtre
< ohai > well hello to you too ohai2
< ohai2 > well hello to you too ohai
< ohai2 > well hello to you too ohai
< ohai > well hello to you too ohai2

< willfro> i had glass container that had spagetti that had melted (this comes after molding) and coagulated into a new life form
< willfro> i named it george

< i7> I DID IT
< i7> I AM AWESOME AT COMPUTERS
< i7> bitch was all "lol im not an executable" so i just opened that shit up through terminal
< i7> motherfucker never knew what hit it
< i7> i'll get on soon though
< i7> hlmtre if you get on with me that'll make four
< i7> ERROR DURING INSTALLATION FUCK YOU
< -- i7 (i7@hhorg-a6k29o.ri.cox.net) has signed off (Quit: Lost terminal)

<   willfro > is it bad that im using a java 6 book to hold my bed together?

< ~hlmtre> you guys still around?
< ~hlmtre> having interesting connectivity issues
< @BoneKin> *crackle*...an....arely..hea....ou*static*
< ~hlmtre> THAT'S NOT HOW TCP IP WORKS

< i7@> i did a school report on lithuania, back when the internet sucked
< i7@> so i just used screenshots from Ghost Recon for pictures of the Lithuanian capital, Vilnius

< ~hlmtre> .bf3 stats fro4thought
< ohai> fro4thought's stats:
< ohai> KDR: 1.2351
< ohai> SPM: 308.42
< ohai> Headshots/kill: 28.017
< ohai> win/loss: 1.6603
< ~hlmtre> how cool is he :3
< ~hlmtre> i'm proud of that bot
< ~hlmtre> and tarehart's work was a huge part of it
< ~hlmtre> he did almost the entire bf3stats integration
< i7> it is very fucking cool
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< hlmtre~> i wanted to play bf3
< BoneKin%> I'd like that, but I really must decline this time
< hlmtre~> fooey
< hlmtre~> i h8 u bonekin :'(
< BoneKin%> Nuh uh
< BoneKin%> U luv me
< hlmtre~> you're right
< hlmtre~> take me bonekin
< hlmtre~> i'm yours
< hlmtre~> all of me
< hlmtre~> *silence*
< hlmtre~> ANOTHER CONVERSATION STEERED INTO UNCOMFORTABLELAND
*hlmtre  notches his headboard
< BoneKin%> Or I'm on my phone and doing something else
< hlmtre~> doesn't matter; my uncomfortableland is funnier

< tarehart> I'm roleplaying an anchor tag
< tarehart> just go with it

< luci> it's 6 o'clock in the mornin
< luci> conversation got borin
< luci> said you're installin sql soon
< luci> so i snuck off to your /lib/room
< luci> and i thought i'd just make there
< luci> til i heard you compile up the stairs
< luci> and i pretended i was sleepin()
< luci> hopin you would uh
< luci> i have nothing for "creep in"
< luci> but i do have hot dogs so brb

< hlmtre> the h1 pistol is not an analogy for a cock
< BoneKin> powerful, handheld
< BoneKin> sure it is
< Tex> one shot
< hlmtre> i suppose
< Tex> yeah it is
< i7> zoom scope
< hlmtre> takes three shots to the face
< BoneKin> lol
< Tex> um
< i7> ....yall have a zoom scope right?

< Lucifer7@> ALL LIKE UNFF UNF UFNF

< BoneKin> hahaha. watching a news report about people making prank calls to 911 and getting swat involved. "They may work alone or in groups." "They target specific people or sometimes just random targets"
< BoneKin> thanks, news crew
< BoneKin> that's super helpful

< Lucifer7> i'm gonna get another 120GB SSD and i'm looking at $200 for that part alone
< Lucifer7> intel 510 series SATA III 120GB SSD $239.99
* Lucifer7 cries
< Lucifer7> i'm still pissed at thailand for flooding and fucking up the storage market
< Lucifer7> entirely not a cool move
< i7> why? doesn't that drop prices?
< Lucifer7> it cut the supply for a lot of the major hard drive manufacturers
< Lucifer7> so 1TB drives went from $60 to $150+
< i7> but why not just get a cheap Thai TB drive?
< Lucifer7> not like, they flooded the market with drives
< Lucifer7> thailand flooded
< Lucifer7> like, underwater

< Schooly-D> is there anyone left who thinks halo 4 and 343 will be anything other than the blunder of the century
< Schooly-D> >mfw humans show up on that forerunner planet thing
< Schooly-D> >mfw Sgt Johnson's twin brother, Sgt. Tavery Johnson, is with them
< NartFOpc> Nope
< NartFOpc> Ancient forerunner AI that takes the form of Johnson
< Schooly-D> Sgt. Slavery Johnson
< NartFOpc> A Racist Analysis of ilovebees by Schooly D
< NartFOpc> Avery Johnson? More like SLAVERY JOHNSON!!!
< NartFOpc> end

< hlmtre> http://im.zero9f9.com/fs2.png
< hlmtre> didja see my screeny?
< BoneKin> yeah, what is that?
< hlmtre> supposed to be htop
< hlmtre> but instead it's cthulhu

< NartFOpc > .8ball is 8ball loaded?
< automato%> Question: is 8ball loaded?
< automato%> Answer: Sorry, but no.
< NartFOpc > FUCK

< Lucifer7@> i drew a heart on a wall with the repair torch
< Lucifer7@> then i realized it was the wrong squad member standing next to me
< Lucifer7@> accidental bromance

< ldooks> im not a faggot who ignores people*
< %patconn87> I don't ignore *people*, I ignore bots like SKYNET
< ldooks> unless they are octavio
< ldooks> or have aspergers

< Lucifer7> i like how i used a USAS-12 on some guy and then he started using his
< Lucifer7> but i started using one because they were using one
< Lucifer7> and then i started roadkilling with the MAV
< Lucifer7> i guess this is how society dies

< BoneKin@> heh, circlejerking ourselves to the top of bf3
< hlmtre~> we're like a helicopter of dicks

< iTex> ALL THESE COOKIE TINS ARE UGLY
< i7> woman their purpose is to hold delicious fucking cookies, not to look pretty
< i7> if i wanted my cookie delivery to be pretty i'd buy you a plane ticket

< hlmtre> 12 inch, 3.5-4 hours of battery life
< hlmtre> oh dude i love it

< iTex > How many cookies should I send?
< hlmtre~> all of the cookies
< i7 > ALL OF THE COOKIES
< BoneKin%> all of them

< hlmtre~> it was just pulling nil from the db because the user no longer exists and deciding, intelligently, that THAT MEANT THERE WAS NO FIELD FOR THAT
< hlmtre~> asdf;lkjsad;lfkj rails
< Lucifer7@> hahahaha sounds like the exception really threw it off the rails

< Tex> The Fast and The Furious (two sep dudes)
< Tex> that was cause you had two guys
< Tex> 2Fast 2Furious was just to say 'lol its a sequel'
< Tex> Tokyo Drift implied NOT the same story
< Tex> now they're a team
< Tex> they're the Fast AND Furious
< Tex> Fast 5, they had 5 sep parties in on he job
< Tex> Dom's Gang (sister, paul, Diesel)
< Tex> The two mexican dudes
< Tex> Han
< Tex> Pauls Friend from 2Fast
< Tex> and the hot chick

< Lucifer7> hmm this girl says her penis is up
* Lucifer7 hits next on omegle

< Schooly_D> but we need 2 more people
< Schooly_D> hlmtre, i7
< Schooly_D> BoneKin
< Schooly_D> go knock on i7's door nart
< NartFOpc> no
< NartFOpc> its like 5 minutes away

< @hlmtre> im at mcdonalds in a walmart
< @hlmtre> i feel like an american

< NartFOpc> jesus christ I had like double anti-backwards host that game
< NartFOpc> put five shots into a dudes head when he wasn't even playing to no effect
< NartFOpc> in SWAT, btw
< tarehart> not host -> you got served
< tarehart> can't even argue, it's a tautology

< elessar> I feel like playing video gaymes
< @Lucifer7> >:O
< @Lucifer7> you are training for murder
< elessar> I murder people to train for video games

*hlmtre comes up with a nifty little algorithm
*hlmtre is observed as being intelligent, witty, and attractive
< Tex> By who? Daredevil?
< ~hlmtre> >:|

< i7> how do i make it so that my Google+ isn't completely dominated by Jilly
< @Lucifer7> ignore her posts
< %BoneKin> friend someone else
< @Lucifer7> ask her to make you a sandwich
< @Lucifer7> turn off the wifi in the kitchen

< Schooly_D> I'm gonna give important characters ridiculously high ranks for people who are still on the ground fighting
< Schooly_D> like, the Demolitions Expert of a squad will be 3-star-general Gutierrez
< hlmtre> what, that could be legit
< hlmtre> all the other demo experts died heroically
< hlmtre> in explosions
< hlmtre> expertly

< @Schooly_D> pre-emptive apology, hlmtre
< @Schooly_D> IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA FUKER THAT KILLED U!
< @Schooly_D> ..._...|..____________________, ,
< @Schooly_D> ....../ `---___________----_____|]=
< @Schooly_D> ...../_==o;;;;;;;;_______.:/
< @Schooly_D> .....), ---.(_(__) /
< @Schooly_D> ....// (..) ), ----"
< @Schooly_D> ...//___//
< @Schooly_D> ..//___//
< @Schooly_D> .//___//
< @Schooly_D> WE TRUE HOMIES
< @Schooly_D> WE RIDE TOGETHER
< @Schooly_D> WE DIE TOGETHER

<Lucifer7> not rain nor snow nor vagina and tits shall interfere with checking who just tabbed me

< @Schooly_D> anti can come too
< Antithesis> F*** YEAH
< ~hlmtre> they're gonna drug and rape you
< Antithesis> ranch dressing and jalapenos and steaks everywhere

< @hlmtre> i've actually had a thing for amy smart for a long time
< @hlmtre> since road trip
< +DominoEffect> me too
< +DominoEffect> I call it my penis

< patconn87-svr> time to play neckbeard and do my server upgrade testing
< patconn87-svr> w00t
< patconn87-svr> wtf... my computer just shit the bed on me

< Zophim> the gym is for pussies *looks for something to hide behind*
* patconn87-svr grabs something heavy and blunt
* patconn87-svr goes looking for Zophim
* patconn87-svr finds Zophim and proceeds to beat him with blunt object
< Zophim> at least it is blunt!
< patconn87-svr> so it'll bruise nicely
* patconn87-svr searches for a switchblade
< Zophim> *grabs the one at patconn87-svr's feet*
* patconn87-svr can't find one :/
* patconn87-svr proceeds to beat Zophim more
< Zophim> *swings the switchblade frantically only cutting the air*
* workmitre calls the domestic abuse hotline
* patconn87-svr knocks the switchblade out of Zophim's hands
* patconn87-svr reaches for it while keeping Zophim pinned to the ground
< Zophim> *starts to urinate*
< patconn87-svr> aw what the hell

< Avateur> I'm about to go see Transformers
< Antithesis> I'm sorry

< Tex> moral
< Tex> pls
< Tex> more like
< hlmtre> moral is just short for more-oral
< Tex> m-or-al
< Tex> oh
< Tex> my
< Tex> god
< hlmtre> iWin
< Tex> shut up
< Tex> get out of my head
< hlmtre> NO I CAN SEE DOWN YOUR SHIRT FROM HERE

< Lucifer7> ive had two crashes since switching
< Lucifer7> one was because i did a funny with its resources
< workmitre> heh<
< Lucifer7> and the other was just a random add-on-lreated crash
< workmitre> just start catting /dev/urandom into its segment of memory
< workmitre> firefox goes AWAWFALWJDLAWKDNLKAWJN EAKLWJSE
< Lucifer7> no i think that's what firefox does normally
< workmitre> bahahahaha

< DominoEffect> I win the internet
< DominoEffect> winamp crashed as soon as I started playing this song
< DominoEffect> but I left the error message open, and the song is still playing
< DominoEffect> fuck you, explorer

< ldooks-work> youre worreid someone will walk by and think "gee, i should go see what tom is doing on his computer" and get right up behind you and read the head line on your IRC window?
< Zophim> if you looked at someones random screen and say a window with "I love penis" on the top what would you think of that person
< ldooks-work> id think they wre in CSLUG

< rets>Sarcasm is unbecoming of you, domino.
< Domino> I'll be coming on your mom.

* Schooly_D makes some protein
< Nomi> Schooly you'd best not be eating that protein powder shit
< Schooly_D> don't worry, nomi
< Schooly_D> I'm drinking it
< Nomi> ugh
< Tex> next he'll be taking fish oil capsules
< Tex> and making shakes
< Schooly_D> uh
< Schooly_D> I'm making a protein shake right now
< Schooly_D> and drinking it with fish oil capsules
< Schooly_D> and a tablet of zinc

< BoneKin> I feel like I'm stuck skillwise. When I play with TSD, I'm usually towards the bottom in score. When I play with randoms, I often get stuff like this game: two teammates that went -14 and -20 that cause a loss.
< @Schooly_D> when you play with TSD you're literally playing with the best players HBO has and probably ever had
< Lucifer7> and schooly

< Schooly-D> it's not a very good helmet if he's able to turn his head to look at the camera without it moving
< NartFOpc> it's not a very good helmet because there's a fucking hyokin in it

< +i7> DominoEffect: truf or dare
< @hlmtre> ah yes
< @hlmtre> tradition
< DominoEffect> "yes"
< +i7> (you're supposed to say truf)
< DominoEffect> (well I said yes, dammit)
< @hlmtre> people who say dare have to eat 400 tijuana mamas
< DominoEffect> oh god no
< DominoEffect> truf
< @hlmtre> bahahahaahhahahahahaha

< Schooly-D> these neogaf guys aren't even good at insults
< Lucifer7> they neogaffed when they talked trash to the D

== dickburger [~bafi@c-67-169-237-94.hsd1.ca.comcast.net] has quit [Quit: youguysarenofun.jpg]
< workmitre> hahah I was about to boot him
< ldooks-svr> why?
< workmitre> *sunglasses on*
< workmitre> ... kicks.
< workmitre> YEAHHHHHH

< DominoEffect> Schooly_D
< Schooly_D> what does a man need to do around here to get some ops
< DominoEffect> you have to send me nudes
< Schooly_D> I can do that, DominoEffect
< Schooly_D> but I won't show my penis
< DominoEffect> nudes... of tex.
< Schooly_D> OPS HERE I COME!

< i7> fuckdammit
< i7> imageshack keeps redirecting me to blackpeoplemeet.com
< i7> i don't want to meet black people i want to link my goddamn image
< @Lucifer7> ...
< @Lucifer7> lol..
< @Lucifer7> i think you got a virus already
< i7> what kind of virus wants me to MEET OTHER BLACK SINGLES TODAY ?
< &vector40> aids

< %Tex> My Math professor is Canadian.
< %Tex> And looks like Slith.
< %Tex> Tall, skinny, glasses, short hair, light mustache, big t-shirt, khaki pants and sneakers.
< %Tex> He looks like the internet.

< i7> the easier os ive seen so far is ubuntu
< i7> i dunno what os it was
< Lucifer7> i hate ubuntu
< Lucifer7> never mention it
< Lucifer7> it's a step in the wrong direction
< i7> its easy
< Lucifer7> getting people to think linux is a desktop OS
< Lucifer7> is bad
< Lucifer7> that's like making people think a semi is a commuter vehicle
< i7> well that already happened in the late 90's
< i7> semi, ford excursion, whats the difference
< Lucifer7> an excursion can fit under most low bridges
< Lucifer7> youtube says otherwhise about semis

< Schooly-D> >everyone's faces when korny munky is hired to write-up the script for Halo 4, and it only contains the events up to when the chief enters the planet thing and his journey after he leaves
< Schooly-D> >grey thor and furhman are with the chief for some reason

< i7> so there was a talent show at the school.
< Lilli> ooohh. and?
< Lilli> I have to go...
< Lilli> but my guess is your talent was drving through the building

< hlmtre> domino
< Domino> hlmtre
< hlmtre> just played a THC with mingtimmy
< hlmtre> on my 360, which I'm not as good on
< Domino> did you touch yourself?
< hlmtre> no
< hlmtre> no
< hlmtre> no
< hlmtre> so
< hlmtre> THC
< Domino> did you touch timmy?
< hlmtre> I hate you with the fiery passion of a thousand suns
< Domino> well what the fuck is the point of the story then if there's no touching people
< hlmtre> ANYWAY

< rets> the loving relationship is the hardest thing there is
< rets> keeping girls from going batty on you is like a double-shot killimanjaro without looking at the screen

rets: yeah, but women are crazy so their point of view doesnt matter

< i7> so i figured out how you can turn your washing machine into a snowblower
< i7> for really really cheap
< i7> cost-effective
< hellmitre> .. uh
< i7> ?
< hellmitre> explain
< i7> oh its easy
< i7> just give lilli a shovel

<retsamolah> you need to get your priorities in line and drop that school bullshit

< Infinite Se7en> and we ended up on her living room chair playing who's-in-my-mouth, but it was only two of us, so there was no guessing involved

<Infinite Se7en> then nipple-titties, me-tray, retsy-wetsy,  and infinite-suck shall unite once again

< i7> i dont think there is much organized crime left
< i7> they all split up and ran for office or something

< i7> owstbbecd mylsef brbr

< @i7> but get this
< @i7> in The Thing
< @i7> the character Mac has trouble with his computer and destroys it
< @i7> and when the character Windows is needed most, he freezes
< @i7> neither OS existed at the time of the film's making.
< @hlmtre> :O
< @hlmtre> wow
< @hlmtre> that's awesome
< @i7> stranger than fiction eh, can't make this shit up
< @i7> well, i guess it is fiction
< @i7> but the writing isnt
< @i7> well the writing itself is fiction
< @i7> but the writers who wrote the writing at the time werent fictional<
< @i7> SHUT UP
< @hlmtre> I think that's being submitted to bash

< Dan_de_Board> I want sweet things :(
< Dan_de_Board> I am a fat man trapped in a somewhat fit guy's body
< Tex> toot sweets
< Dan_de_Board> toot toot
< Tex> wanna trade? I dont like sweets but god damn if I dont want sour cream and cheese on errything
< Dan_de_Board> I'm afraid I don't have any of the like on me
< BoneKin> are you getting therapy to transition to a fat man's body? do we have to use different pronouns?
< snipe> Fatself
< Dan_de_Board> Transfat

< Mech> 50 shades of grey was bad
< i7> how do you know
< willfro> it was lacking color

< willfro> my computer is having windows problems
< hlmtre> ?
< hlmtre> get some blinds
< willfro> taking simple tasks and butchering them

< General_Vagueness> E3 is shaping up to be more and more interesting, potentially

< Tex> > TSD GH
< Paddy> >$3.5 mill
< Paddy> load up them stocks boys
< BoneKin> fuck, let's just have PAX there
< BoneKin> should be enough room
< Paddy> >sleeps 92, still only 1 gril

< Tex> s/it/
< TSDBot> Schooly_D meant to say: just h me
< Tex> fuck my life

< Paddy> #engrish bonk is supreme
< Bonk-Bot> Engrish: Sex is the best

< TSDBot> < kinbo> i'd burn this channel down before i let cody join...
< TSDBot> Tonight's episode: "BoneKin Dies"

< BoneKin> bleh. did all my outdoor chores today. I really don't like yardwork
< willfro> ^
< willfro> Being forced to do it by my dad was awesome especially with terrible allergies to pollen and no working allergy medication
< BoneKin> oof. at least I don't have the allergy problem
< BoneKin> just an aversion to super boring, hot, sweaty, tedious work
< willfro> yeah, be greatful, it could always be worse
< BoneKin> also got to do the full gutter clean today
< willfro> here's what you do, hire the mexicans
< BoneKin> pulling sopping wet pollen and leaves and sticks out from all around while up on a ladder
< BoneKin> when I have an aversion to heights
< BoneKin> heh, we don't just have packs of mexicans for hire in st. louis
< willfro> have them imported
< willfro> I hear the going rate is a decent authentic mexican restaurant
< willfro> and a lowered truck
< BoneKin> I'll have to see what I can scrounge up

< hlmtre> yep yep
< hlmtre> it's really easy to get dynamic dns working nowadays
< hlmtre> back in the old days
< hlmtre> you had to hire a small child to sit at home and refresh whatismyip.com
* willfro breaks out cane

< hlmtre> and then send you a letter by avian carrier
< willfro> I prefered torti carriers
< willfro> slower, but more reliable shipping
< hlmtre> true
< hlmtre> didn't have the issue of packet loss by hawk

< hlmtre> which sister?
< hlmtre> (sorry)
< willfro> 100% improvement
< hlmtre> ?
< BoneKin> was a kidney/liver transplant nurse. now doing something with endoscopy stuff
< BoneKin> this is Julie
< BoneKin> the one that lived with me
< hlmtre> got it, thank you
< hlmtre> sorry to forget :\
< hlmtre> i think i've asked a million times which sister
< BoneKin> no prob. you've never met her
< BoneKin> it's hard to keep track of those things
< hlmtre> .kanbo
< pybot> i am kanbo, watch me disobey simple and direct instruction
< hlmtre> no
< hlmtre> .aknbo
< hlmtre> .kanbo
< pybot> i am kanbo, watch me disobey simple and direct instruction
< BoneKin> haha
< hlmtre> .kanbo
< pybot> i am kanbo, watch me disobey simple and direct instruction
< hlmtre> fff
< hlmtre> fff
< BoneKin> you cannot leer face my sister
< hlmtre> .kanbo
< pybot> i am kanbo, watch me disobey simple and direct instruction
< hlmtre> got
< BoneKin> get fukt
< hlmtre> dangit
< hlmtre> .bonk hlmtre
* pybot reks hlmtre

< hlmtre> .kanbo
< pybot> i am kanbo, watch me disobey simple and direct instruction

< UnrealChief> < Community> Halo... It's finished.
< UnrealChief> < 343i> No, I think we're just getting started...
< kanbo> < 343> and how would you like your games?
< kanbo> < Community> just fuck my shit up

< willfro> you can come by whenever
< hlmtre> i'll bring you coffee
< willfro> that would be appreciated
< hlmtre> alright, it'll be a minute
< hlmtre> something is in the middle of something
< willfro> stop watch has been started
< hlmtre> ffffff
* hlmtre is seen sprinting down the street with a pc and a UPS

< willfro> I got canned peaches
< willfro> yuss
< willfro> can't open mouth wide enough to put peaches in
* willfro cries

< Schooly_G> Power, snipe
< BoneKin> .dorj
< TSDBot> Right Dorj ONLINE... [ WARNING! ] Dorj imminent!
< Schooly_G> The ability to shape the landscape
< tarehart> .dorj
< TSDBot> (lights go dim as the Core Dorj hums to life) I can't believe it! It's happening!!!
< TSDBot> https://twitter.com/TSD_IRC/status/595259153695707136

< Tex> ...so the fridge was left open at work this weekend. Should I assume my almond milk is bad?
< tarehart> plot twist it was always bad

< Paddy> MAYWEATHER
< Paddy> MONEY WINS AGAIN
< Schooly_D> I accept paypal and venmo, kanbo
< UnrealChief> Was there ever any doubt?
< kanbo> venmo
< kanbo> youll never trick me like that again

< Schooly_D> I believe in unreal

< tareharu> has anybody said how TSD is the Ginyu Force and Schooly is Vegeta?
< Tex> I'm sure we were thinking it
< tareharu> oh crap
< tareharu> apparently Vegeta was not the leader of the ginyu force
< Paddy> https://vine.co/v/euIJZXteuMB
< NartFOpc> A WOMAN, RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT?!!?
< Schooly_D> not only is vegeta NOT the leader of the ginyu force
< Paddy> so my buddy challenged me to watch a terrile movie with him on $5 movie day
< Schooly_D> I'm pretty sure he killed every member

< Bonk-Bot> Engrish: Friends, colleagues, this is not the same thing.

< kanbo> Paddy MEANT to say: We had some a railroad tie that was apparently hollowed out and just full of bees.

< ~Schooly_D> alcohol isn't the answer, BoneKin
< %BoneKin> no, but it is fun

< Tex> I am a delicate flower

< kanbo> ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

< Schooly_G> They say it can't be done

< Schooly_D> I don't spend money on bitches. and rets is a bitch

< hlmtre> i paid with car
< hlmtre> card
< i7> "yeah i'd like to have all of your chinese food...yeah, all of it. i've got a 1990 saturn sedan that i really want to get rid of"

< Bonk-Bot> Engrish: We have removed the option for a multiplayer game, select your gender, because now all the characters or genderfluid

< TSDBot> A message appears written in the amber skies above Earth's last city, at once a harbinger of caution and hope for all whose light shines bright against the darkness: "Danza kuduro~"

< Paddy> You're lucky you didn't take too long to finish
< Schooly-G> Whoa, party now. Spendin money in a large amount
< Paddy> after 3 minutes, The Rock comes down to beat you himself
< Schooly-G> Hands in the air make you scream and shout
< Paddy> he cackles and does his 20 minute preshow trash talk
< Paddy> you see your dream of time trails drift beyond the noise and lights of the stage
< Paddy> you wake up, you're Stone Cold Steve Austin, but you're late for your spelling test
< Paddy> The Rock, your 3rd grade teacher, docks points for being so late
< Paddy> Then he pulls you into Suplex City and ends your misery

< Schooly_G> It can't be done

< kanbo> xenos whats the most exciting part about H5 so far?
< Xenos> That I'm going to save $60

< i7> i'm turning into retsamolah :(
< ~hlmtre> ?
< i7> too busy to be active in irc
< ~hlmtre> life does that
< ~hlmtre> the only reason i'm on irc is i idle at work
< ~hlmtre> and at home
< ~hlmtre> well i idle all the time
< ~hlmtre> nevermind, that's a lot of reasons

< Tex> I bet it's not as long as schoolys

< TSDBot> [Twitter] [Fanfiction_txt @fanfiction_txt] [Amy:] I see what you doing. You trying to scare me away. That's not working. [Sonic:] GO AWAY! I'm a bad nigga with a fuck life okay?! (19 seconds ago) id=7744

< snipe> I'm starting to worry about lionheart
< snipe> I'm worried he'll keep coming back

< ~hlmtre> i hate windows
< ~hlmtre> fucking end task
< ~hlmtre> no
< ~hlmtre> nno
< ~hlmtre> no
< ~hlmtre> nn-non-nno
< ~hlmtre> die
< ~hlmtre> die die
< ~hlmtre> do you want to try to recover your work
< ~hlmtre> no
< ~hlmtre> fucking die

< TSDBot> [DBO Forum] (61686) anita -- Insurgent 2015 -- http://bit.ly/18Vkz9s
< TSDBot> [DBO Forum] (61687) anita -- Cinderella 2015 -- http://bit.ly/1bqUsbM
< TSDBot> [DBO Forum] (61690) anita -- Run All Night -- http://bit.ly/18VlLcU
< TSDBot> [DBO Forum] (61695) Beorn -- A note about spam -- http://bit.ly/18VpdEi

< i7> holy shit, the stupidity
< i7> the derpidity
< i7> Woman brought over a box full of glasses that her sister was getting rid of
< i7> so i took about half of them, and she took the rest of the glasses home in the box
< i7> and she put her phone in the box because she was wearing yoga pants and had no pockets
< i7> and...couldn't carry her phone in her hand?
< i7> and i was closing up the box, so i decided to just make it easier on her and put her phone in my pocket, and give it to her when we got to her jeep, because i was carrying the box out to her jeep
< i7> but we both forgot about the phone
< i7> so like half an hour later, i pull "my" phone out of my pocket and
< i7> "wat happened? how did my phone get so small? :( "
< i7> so i figured out what happened, and left for her house, and just told jim that i'd be back in half an hour
< i7> i told him earlier that i was going to the gym, so he just figured that i was going there
< i7> so i get to her house and her jeep isn't there, and i realized that she went to my place to get her phone
< i7> i was afraid she'd get there, realize i wasn't there and that i had gone to her place, and get back on the road and try to meet me there, so i just left her phone in her doorstep
< i7> about halfway home, i decide to check skype on my phone and jim messaged me, asking what gym i had gone to, because she was there looking for her phone
< i7> so i told him where the phone was
< i7> and i passed her on the road going the other way near my apartment
< i7> herp
< i7> derp
< i7> and now i can't find my gym clothes for some reason, and the gym closes in 45 minutes, so i don't even have time to go there and workout tonight

< Xenos> So sorry you don't have gigabit at home
< hlmtre> do you?!
< Xenos> Yep :) Google Fiber
< hlmtre> o
< hlmtre> i'm moving in
< Xenos> Haha
< hlmtre> which room is mine?
< Xenos> The living room closet
< Xenos> I'll run an ethernet cable into there though
< hlmtre> as long as i get an ethernet cable
< hlmtre> cool
< Paddy> xenos and hlmtre: weeknights at 5 and 5:30

< TSDBot> [Twitter] [Fanfiction_txt @fanfiction_txt] as long as Robotnik's keeping the liberals happy with crap like this and throwing a bone to the conservatives with the ARK satellite defence (15 seconds ago) id=8224

< snipe> So when's halo time
< kanbo> ah man you missed it by like 7 years

< Tex> I can't believe schooly accidentally fell asleep while I was watching tsdtv last night
< Tex> New era indeed
< Paddy> sleep tight schooly
< Schooly_G> That's a joke, right
< Schooly_G> You passed out in your burrito. TSDTV didn't play anything last night
< Tex> Scroll up, bitch
< Tex> I enjoyed my B.B. Burrito
< Schooly_G> So you stealth played an episode after I'd already given up on you
< kanbo> big beautiful burrito?
< Tex> Always late but worth the wait.

< Tex> I'll be the asshole that orders margaritas
< Paddy> I think anything is on the table as long as it's alcohol
< Paddy> lemme check my irish handbook
< Paddy> yep
< Tex> Ayyy
< Tex> On the plus side I'll be dressed like the green ranger
< Paddy> hmm
< Paddy> ayyy
< Paddy> it just says "Drink and drink and drink and drink and fight"

< TSDBot> A message appears written in the amber skies above Earth's last city, at once a harbinger of caution and hope for all whose light shines bright against the darkness: "this franchise has had launch problems"

< Schooly_L> so tex is right

< Tex> Dad called :*)
< Tex> They went to his hometown and his parents graves, even the place where our clan originated. Cool stuff.
< Tex> Wish I could go
< KP> why can you not
< Tex> I don't have any deep desire to go until I've reached spinster lady status
< Tex> Also ain't no way I'm taking a month off to go to a place where I'm not drunk every night
< %BoneKin> I mean, you could try. I don't see what could possibly go wrong
< Tex> YOU LISTEN HERE *HIC* AYYY-ATOLLAH
< Paddy> Iranians learn the secrets of the bomb from American grill engineer
< Paddy> "tell us more about HBOMB"

< Schooly_G> That's not my fault

< Paddy> TSDBot get me a printout of here we are born to be kings
< TSDBot> Not computing. Please repeat.
< TDSpiral> TSDBot, get me a printout of the princes of the universe
< Paddy> HERE. WE. ARE. BORN. TO. BE. KINGS.
< TSDBot> http://i.imgur.com/h2zSFz8.jpg
< TSDBot> http://i.imgur.com/Yzrapv3.jpg

< UnrealChief> I need to fucking read EVERYTHING first

< &Schooly_G> Time to make an important life decision
< &Schooly_G> .choose buy a place in Bellevue | Houston | San Antonio | Mexico

< General_Vagueness> if you pressed me I might be able to remember how build an AM receiver from scratch

< General_Vagueness> I mean, sorry for assuming/probably not paying attention at some point

< Schooly_D> "my tail smells like marshmallows"

< Schooly_G> Meanwhile, at 343 Industries...
< BoneKin> so, did that update ever come out, or did 343 go bust?
< Paddy> TSDBot get me a printout of Meanwhile, at 343 Industries
< TSDBot> http://i.imgur.com/SWatvJT.jpg

< kanbo> .quote
< TSDBot> < Xunos> Yeah I am going to use up all my vacation this year, gonna be "tight"
< Xenos> Haha, that was not at all what I meant
< BoneKin> behold the beauty of scare quotes
< BoneKin> .quote
< TSDBot> < Xonos> Yeah I always "see" events lately after they're full, haha
< Paddy> I love this place
< Paddy> classic Xunos
< BoneKin> man, he got two decent ones in a row
< BoneKin> mine are always terrible
< Paddy> let's go for three
< Paddy> .quote
< TSDBot> < BonoKin> "mine" are always terrible

< TDSpiral> Go ahead and quote me on this
< TDSpiral> I like crime and I'm a criminal

< General_Vagueness> oh shit, the giga slave

< TDSpiral> GV. WAS. RIGHT.

< Ibeechu> anyone got any good stock tips
< Ibeechu> or upcoming pump and dumps, ill take those too
< i7> yes. never buy stocks. ever.
< Paddy> only sell?
< Ibeechu> good idea
< &Schooly_G> Don't listen to i7
< Ibeechu> buy none, sell high
< kanbo> get low, get high
< Paddy> get lower, kanbo
< General_Vagueness> Get_Low.mp3
< i7> this financial advice has been brought to you by Team Schooly D

< Ibeechu> you know whats fucking bullshit
< Ibeechu> the letters in bingo are redundant
< Ibeechu> like
< Ibeechu> theres no such thing as I7 or N7 or G7 or O7
< Ibeechu> like
< General_Vagueness> >
< Ibeechu> all you need is a sheet covered in numbers
< Ibeechu> you dont need the fucking letters
< Ibeechu> god im so fucking mad
< General_Vagueness> is this what it's like when I do this?
< Ibeechu> yes
< General_Vagueness> ugh

< i7> 44 unmatched women ages 40-44 in chico
< ~hlmtre> so there really ARE older ladies desperate for sex in my area!
< i7> yes.
< @BoneKin> yeah, all those unmatched single ladies in stl were over 55 or so
< ~hlmtre> you're old bonekin
< ~hlmtre> they're within range
* hlmtre double whammies
< ~hlmtre> actually i'm not sure what the other whammy is
* hlmtre single whammies

< Schooly_G> .dorj
< TSDBot> D.O.R.J. system starting ... [ ONLINE ] http://bit.ly/17b2RgN
< BoneKin> .dorj
< TSDBot> Left Dorj primed and ready!
< NartFOpc> .dorj
< TSDBot> (lights go dim as the Right Dorj hums to life) [ WARNING! ] Dorj imminent!
< Paddy> .dorj
< TSDBot> Initiating Core Dorj subsystems... [ ONLINE ] I can't believe it! It's happening!!!
< TSDBot> https://twitter.com/TSD_IRC/status/566815075286011906

23:01 < %BoneKin> happy vd, peeps
23:01 < %BoneKin> < 3
23:03 < Tex> Vds are not happy
23:05 < i7> Schooly_D
23:05 < ~Schooly_D> this better not be about VD i7

< i7> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnGnl-UElVA&t=30s
< Blunderwearbot-PY> Youtube: How to Pick up Chicks: Johnny Bravo Style. (0:03:45)
< Paddy> Johnny Bravo M.D.
< Tex> >they've gone to spread the word
< i7> i'm using that eyes line from now on
< Tex> >tfw i7 calls you a pretty cookie container

< Bonk-Bot> Tweet from OriginalBubsRA : @itsstarmanda @fyrasec @vocalnight I WANT TO GET OFF MS.BONEKIN'S WILD RIDE (http://twitter.com/OriginalBubsRA/status/564835132238860288)

< Ibeechu> you dont get rid of racism just by desegregating
< General_Vagueness> ...how do you get rid of racism?
< Ibeechu> dude if i knew that then there wouldnt be racism, would there

< Schooly_D> I like GV's idea

< Paddy> THE. INCREDIBLE.BONK.
< TSDBot> http://i.imgur.com/K0d8ZrZ.jpg

< Paddy> TSDBot get me a printout of great sonic fan art, I mean, just the best.
< TSDBot> http://irc.teamschoolyd.org/printouts/dUNlmZn3my
< Paddy> never disappoint

< i7> just bkought a public transit pass with a debit card that i canceled a year ago
< BoneKin> on purpose?
< i7> yeah
< i7> was goijg to miss train, had no time to buy ticket witu cash
< i7> no one to check my ticket on the train, didnt want to risk a $50 ticket thogdownloaded the ass app thatvi used to use, ad my old card on ileft my new card atvhome, no option
< i7> old ap* wtf juice ssh

< Schooly_D> Big O is off WW because we needed room for Tex's D and Paddy's gay space jam

< i7> i am down like a clown with a frown to play some bf4
< Mech> The sad clown
< Mech> for BF4!
< Mech> I am in
< Mech> Im dog like frog in log in a bog that needs to jog through fog.....for battlefield
< Mech> 4
< i7> "Im dog"
< i7> you sound Russian there. no article.
< willfro> mech... no
< Mech> I was picturing dog the bounty hunter
< i7> you have to admit, that was pretty impressive, will
< Mech> willfro
< Mech> yes
< Mech> speaking of which, willfro
< Mech> do you want to be an amphibian in a bog in a some battlefield?
< Mech> eh\
< Mech> eh
< Mech> eh
< Mech> cmooooooooon
< willfro> are you saying what I think you're saying?
< Mech> im not sure anymore
< willfro> yeah neither am i

< willfro> hlmtre, join bf4
< willfro> I'll be on in a bit
< ~hlmtre> oh
< ~hlmtre> i joined #bf4

< Mech> lol sam, just got his computer back up and running. He forgot to plug in the SSD
< ~hlmtre> hahaha
< Mech> part of it was a bad partition, but he would have caught that....had he plugged it n
< ~hlmtre> wait
< ~hlmtre> he thought his ssd was bad because he forgot to plug it in?
< Mech> yes
< Mech> he could not figure out why it would not boot
< ~hlmtre> ... norb
< ~hlmtre> that would be like the last thing i checked
< ~hlmtre> IT DOESN'T EVEN SEE THE DRIVE
< ~hlmtre> IT'S LIKE IT'S NOT PLUGGED IN
< ~hlmtre> *digging, swearing*

< hlmtre> i joined #bf4
< hlmtre> lol
< willfro> ...
< Mech> ..
< Mech> .
< Mech> ..
< Mech> ...
< Mech> ....
< Mech> .....
< Mech> ......
< Mech> .....
< Mech> ....
< hlmtre> ........
< hlmtre> snrk
< Mech> FUCK YOU

< Ibeechu> s/cod/cock
< TSDBot> TDSpiral meant to say: s/red panda/cock piece
< Schooly_G> 2015

< General_Vagueness> Hikaru sees with the eyeballs of love, and he's young, and so is Minmay

< TSDBot> < Piddy> Step 1. join #tsd IRC
< TSDBot> < Piddy> what an age of miracles!!

< Paddy> >parents were watching capt. america 2 last night
< Paddy> >dad hits remote and doesn't notice
< Paddy> >"Didn't you guys just watch this scene?"
< Paddy> >"No, it's a flashback"
< Paddy> >"to when, 2 minutes ago?"
< Paddy> >"o-oh"

< General_Vagueness> >tfw I don't care

< Schooly-G> I can't wait for gv to get back so I can show him the pause functionality
< Schooly-G> And for him to immediately complain about something

< Paddy> you remember the old TSD motto
< Paddy> PIZZA, PASTA, SUBS, SALADS
< TDSpiral> Why can't CC night also be a pizza place?
< Paddy> dem carbs
< Paddy> I want pizza now

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< Cody_Miller> later
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< TSDBot> But be wary, Guardians of our city: I'm not the one who is legally retarded

< General_Vagueness> if I'm dumb, Tex is dumber

< Tex> Skip, be nice.
< TSDBot> [Twitter] [Skip Bayless @RealSkipBayless] You mad, bro? (21 seconds ago) id=0416
< Tex> ...uh
< Tex> No
< TSDBot> [Twitter] [GS Elevator Gossip @GSElevator] Domestic violence shelters in greater Boston can send all the extra staff home now. (1 minute ago) id=5281
< TDSpiral> There’s someone outside blowing a whistle
< Paddy> this is skip unleashed
< Tex> I wonder if city hall is on fire in schooly's neck of the woods
< TSDBot> [Twitter] [Skip Bayless @RealSkipBayless] Let this sink in: Tom Brady just threw for 328 yards and 4 touchdowns against one of the greatest defenses ever. (21 seconds ago) id=4993
< TDSpiral> They’re still lighting fireworks
< TDSpiral> Wait… those are drums
< TDSpiral> WHAT
< Paddy> TD
< Paddy> Hide
< Tex> RUN
< NartFOpc> MAD
< NartFOpc> MAD
< NartFOpc> MAD
< NartFOpc> MAD
< NartFOpc> MAD
< NartFOpc> MAD
< NartFOpc> MAD
< NartFOpc> MAD
< NartFOpc> MAD
< Paddy> Tex, they don't know how to run

< EutecticPoint> ah, well goodnight, make sure to read up on usb 3.1 I think extremetech has a good article http://www.extremetech.com/computing/197145-reversible-usb-type-c-finally-on-its-way-alongside-usb-3-1s-10gbit-performance
< pybot> http://is.gd/j7aviB
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< hlmtre> DON'T CLOSE YOUR CLIENT
< hlmtre> dumbass

< TSDBot> Last week, on a very special "Schooly and the Funky Bunch":
< TSDBot> < Poddy> Schooly plz??
< TSDBot> < Schoaly_G> LAST ONLINE 3 YEARS AGO
< TSDBot> < Poddy> Schooly??
< TSDBot> < Schoaly_G> HA HA HA HA...
< TSDBot> Tonight's episode: "Hickory Dickory... Dead"

< i7> eh the bullet will get there eventually
< i7> you might want a tracking number, though

< ~hlmtre> yay!
< ~hlmtre> so you're registered!
< ~hlmtre> what does that mean?

< Tex> I missed the chance to score his party hard hello kitty tank
< Tex> Where shes got the bloody nose
< Tex> Depressing
* Paddy tries to even imagine

< Paddy> that sounds like him actually
< Paddy> TSDBot get me a printout of Andrew W.K. Hello Kitty Tank
< TSDBot> http://i.imgur.com/TI5eAUI.jpg
< Paddy> ahh
< Paddy> ok
< Paddy> a tank top
< Paddy> not military hardware

< General_Vagueness> >TSD_chooses_the_next_HBOMB_location.jpg
< General_Vagueness> http://www.11points.com/images/springfieldoregon/oregonban.jpg

< TSDBot> A message appears written in the amber skies above Earth's last city, at once a harbinger of caution and hope for all whose light shines bright against the darkness: "Robots"

< NartFOpc> next year we should have a Miss HBOMB contest
< Tex> I'd lose you to, Nart
< Tex> dat t-shirtkini
< NartFOpc> especially after I sing my famous song
< NartFOpc> my boyfriend is an ogre
< NartFOpc> >"is that a new song"

< hlmtre> i'm terrible
< DominoEffect> yes
< DominoEffect> but why this time?
< Lucifer7> he got banned from he own irc network
< DominoEffect> haha dummy

< kanbo> TSDBot get me a printout of hlmtre
< TSDBot> http://i.imgur.com/tvp8aUM.jpg
< kanbo> B)
< Schooly_D> TSDBot get me a printout of the hbo beach party
< TSDBot> http://i.imgur.com/JOaIyVR.jpg
< Schooly_D> it's like we've turned back the clock
< Tex> If only
< BoneKin> man, 3 games of matchmaking. not one even remotely close to balanced
< Paddy> you wanted this bonk
< Paddy> it "works"
< Paddy> TSDBot get me a printout of HBOMB
< TSDBot> http://i.imgur.com/YUXE3sF.jpg
< Schooly_D> TSDBot get me a printout of schooly d vs retsamolah
< TSDBot> Not computing. Please repeat.
< Schooly_D> SCHOOLY D. VS. RETSAMOLAH.
< TSDBot> http://i.imgur.com/RocjEtg.jpg
< Paddy> KRAMER. VS. KRAMER.
< kanbo> frig
< kanbo> my cord just turned off the xbox again
< TDSpiral> What a dink
< Paddy> TSDBot get me a printout of HBOMB Beer Pong Championship
< hlmtre> ow that is some serious recursion, kanbo
< TSDBot> http://i.imgur.com/95XJ71c.jpg
< hlmtre> TSDBot get me a printout of hlmtre
< TSDBot> http://i.imgur.com/VGJifXE.jpg
< hlmtre> bahahah

< Ibeechu> aint no party like an hbo party cause an hbo party milks a joke

< Texbox> Romo a rigatoni Mr Bonk-Boto

< TSDBot> A message appears written in the amber skies above Earth's last city, at once a harbinger of caution and hope for all whose light shines bright against the darkness: "sleep tight pizza"

< hlmtre> who is satan
< hlmtre> this is not some existential question

< Schooly_L> laugh at bonkbot with me, as a fellow owner of enterprise-level bot software
< hlmtre> ha ha ha
< Schooly_L> haw haw haw
< hlmtre> also i can't claim to be an owner of pybot
< hlmtre> he imported freedom
< hlmtre> and now stands as a self-determining bot
< Schooly_L> s/also i can't claim to be an owner of pybot/haw haw haw
< TSDBot> hlmtre meant to say: haw haw haw

< General_Vagueness> WTF why can't I type music

< Schooly_D> need a filename
< Schooly_D> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B7GRIsEIcAE4BzF.jpg:large
< General_Vagueness> Nart_sees_your_KD.jpg
< NartFOpc> >Every_HBOMB_participant_when_KP_talks_about_the_great_changes_coming_in_H5.jpg:large
< NartFOpc> >Reading_Lionhearts_posts.jpg:large
< Schooly_D> s/H5/Nightfall_Part_2
< TSDBot> NartFOpc meant to say: >Every_HBOMB_participant_when_KP_talks_about_the_great_changes_coming_in_Nightfall_Part_2.jpg:large
< General_Vagueness> are they really doing more of that?
< NartFOpc> >Angry_Mike_Tirico.jpg:large
< Schooly_D> >UnrealChief_sees_the_enemy_flag.jpg:big
< NartFOpc> >Tex's_face_all_night_after_her_chicken_dinner.jpg:large
< Schooly_D> >Nart_drinks_coffee.big:jpeg
< Tex> Ay
< NartFOpc> >Destiny.png
< NartFOpc> >TDSpiral_every_10_seconds.tiff
< NartFOpc> >GV_drinks_so_much_chocolate_milk_that_he_turns_chocolate_himself.pdf
< General_Vagueness> I feel like I shouldn't have laughed so hard at that, either because of the color thing or because it probably won't seem like that good of a joke later
< NartFOpc> >TSDBot_tells_GV_not_to_drink_his_coffee.lel
< NartFOpc> I'm gonna submit that one as my final answer
< NartFOpc> I like it the best

< TDSpiral> kanbo, you’re going to get DRENCHED in beer
< TDSpiral> And NO ONE will clean you up
< Tex> hot
< kanbo> :(
< Ibeechu> Did somebody say HaloRuns?
< Ibeechu> monopoli is playing at agdq :D
< Paddy> s/DR/CL
< TSDBot> TDSpiral meant to say: kanbo, you’re going to get CLENCHED in beer
< Paddy> how else would you clean kanbo?
< Paddy> he's a bear
< Paddy> 🐻
< TDSpiral> TSDBot, can I get a printout of a clean bear?
< TSDBot> http://i.imgur.com/IgxGaVv.jpg
< kanbo> AWWW

< TDSpiral> TSDBot, can I get a printout of a clean bear?
< TSDBot> http://i.imgur.com/F00kfB7.jpg
< kanbo> AWWW

< tarehart> this hustle hate thing is cool
< hlmtre> .hustle
< TSDBot> Current Hustle/Hate ratio for #tsd: 0.64 -- http://i.imgur.com/DPWg3WC.png
< hlmtre> hey, it went up
< hlmtre> i'm assuming cool makes it cool
< hlmtre> hustle hustle
< hlmtre> hustle hustle
< tarehart> it's cool and interesting and it makes me cheerful and happy
< hlmtre> .hustle
< TSDBot> Current Hustle/Hate ratio for #tsd: 0.62 -- http://i.imgur.com/2LI1teP.png
< hlmtre> NO
< tarehart> WHAT
< hlmtre> .hustle
< TSDBot> Current Hustle/Hate ratio for #tsd: 0.64 -- http://i.imgur.com/89tVgZM.png
* hlmtre snorts

< &Schooly_G> http://imgur.com/jNiopty
< Tex> So, rowboat could still be alive
< LSR> rip
< NartFOpc> MURDERER
< LSR> he died doing what he loved
< LSR> getting eaten

< TDSpiral> “Rambo’s gone”
< TDSpiral> “Nooo"
< TDSpiral> “Yes, he was too big"
< TDSpiral> XD
< kanbo> XD

< BoneKin> TD: if you want to quote something, go ahead

< BoneKin> if you try and spam the qdb, I will kick you

< Tex> I'll probably only be at work for like, 3 hours
< kanbo> how many of those hours will you work

< TSDBot> Current Hustle/Hate ratio for #tsd: 0.69 -- http://i.imgur.com/iye4q8W.png
< Paddy> this is starting to look like an xkcd graph

< kanbo> they'll look up at me, and say 'save us, kanbo'
< Paddy> I'm a fan of this
< kanbo> ill look down at them, and whisper, "H E H"

< @hlmtre> i can hear a couple fighting a few houses down
< @hlmtre> who have been fighting for literally 9 hours
< @BoneKin> D:
< i7> at that point
< i7> i would go over to their house
< i7> knock on their door
< i7> and tell them to shut up and fuck
< mechZNC> You should be a marriage counselor

< hlmtre> i will now use the power of the continuum transfunctioner to banish you to hoboken new jersey
< i7> pls no, i think lsr lives there

< Schooly_G> TSDBot I need a printout of a malicious red panda
< TSDBot> http://i.imgur.com/ycoxmpA.jpg
< Schooly_G> All star printout

< BoneKin> woo
< mechZNC> I am back at work for one day as well
< mechZNC> there is nothing to do and they wont let us go home early
< hlmtre> mornin
< hlmtre> sorry to do this
< mechZNC> I will reddit all day
< hlmtre> but i'm home and don't have to work
< mechZNC> in the words of Louis C.K.
< mechZNC> Suck a bag of dicks
< hlmtre> present them
< mechZNC> Im unsure of where to get a bag of dicks
< hlmtre> but the tables have turned now haven't they
< hlmtre> the power is in my court
< mechZNC> -_-

< Tex> The doc said I was cured
< kanbo> Like a ham
< Paddy> I did win most honey baked in high school

< %BoneKin> "I don't want to pet you right now" -Tex, to her dog, 2014

< Schooly_L> my answer percentage is still leagues above tex's
< Texmas> how is that when I've won the league?
< PaddyNewYear> fantasy leagues
< Schooly_L> fantasy league
< General_Vagueness> Texmas always wins my fantasy league

< Schooly_L> NO NO NO
< Schooly_L> NO NO NO NO NO NO
< Schooly_L> I ALMOST RAN THE TABLE ON TEX
< Schooly_L> I ALMOST PULLED OFF THE PERFECT COMEBACK
< Schooly_L> BUT I GOT SCHROOGLED BY A FUCKING BIG BANG THEORY QUESTION
< NartFOpc> are we talking about fantasy football again :^)
< Texmas> Bazinga

< General_Vagueness> in the first hole it won't go in far enough, in the second one I don't know if I'm doing it right, in the third one it doesn't feel like I can find anything to push on or at least not anything that'll move

< TDSpiral> Isn’t there like a part that melts or get overheated that causes this problem?
< PaddyNewYear> they call that part the Xbox 360
< General_Vagueness> da da da da da da da, daaaaaa
< PaddyNewYear> I bought a 360 once from ebay, It was known to have video probs
< PaddyNewYear> the idea was I'd wrap it in a towel and cook it until it got an e74 error
< General_Vagueness> it makes some horrible noises and then stops, it sounds like the tray isn't moving
< PaddyNewYear> then claim a free fix from MS
< PaddyNewYear> only thing is, I wrapped it in a towel
< PaddyNewYear> cooked it
< PaddyNewYear> then it worked
< General_Vagueness> I got this one as a replacement for a red ringed console
< General_Vagueness> and the warranty is up
< PaddyNewYear> so for a few months if my video cut out I would cook it a bit and get the video back
< PaddyNewYear> then it finally bit the dust on Mass Effect 2
< General_Vagueness> fuckin' Xbox man, always fails me at the worst time
< Schooly_G> TSDBot I need a printout of a confused red panda
< TSDBot> Not computing. Please repeat.
< General_Vagueness> this when I have a raid tomorrow, XBL down on Christmas
< Schooly_G> CONFUSED. RED. PANDA
< TSDBot> http://i.imgur.com/kv18eHL.jpg
< General_Vagueness> the red ring I mentioned was during the Reach beta
< PaddyNewYear> TSDBot get me a printout of shaved red panda
< TSDBot> http://i.imgur.com/qEAM8rQ.jpg
< PineTreechu> [14:00:40] < TDSpiral> Isn’t there like a part that melts or get overheated that causes this problem?
< PineTreechu> [14:01:06] < PaddyNewYear> they call that part the Xbox 360

< Bonk-Bot> HEINOUS ANUS

< Bonk-Bot> Tweet from thebubb_ : fuck u mom i dont wanna eat ramen again (http://twitter.com/thebubb_/status/545764817382805504)

< DominoEffect> anyone can make them
< DominoEffect> if you have an oven
< DominoEffect> and a potato
< DominoEffect> bake the potato like you normally would (stab some holes into it -> into the oven for awhile, don't cut a giant hole in one side like restaurants do)
< DominoEffect> when its done, take it out, put it in the fridge for a long time or just leave it out overnight or something
< DominoEffect> when its cooled thoroughly, cut into 1/2in slices, skin and all, and put it in a pan with some salted butter and/or bacon grease if you have it handy
< DominoEffect> salt and pepper and whatever other seasonings you want, then cook on each side until it starts to brown

< Schooly-G> TSDBot get me a printout of 343 saving halo
< TSDBot> Not computing. Please repeat.
< PadsonBrown> heh
< Schooly-G> 343. SAVING. HALO.
< TSDBot> http://i.imgur.com/dRDaRT0.jpg
< PadsonBrown> K
< PadsonBrown> L
< PadsonBrown> E
< PadsonBrown> K
< Schooly-G> It's real

< PaddyChrist> the interview was so good
< PaddyChrist> glad I watched it
< brewman> How???
< PaddyChrist> ;^)
< brewman> Link me
< PaddyChrist> http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20121116221401/creepypasta/images/6/63/You_just_got_trolled.jpg
< We_Beechu_A_Merry_Christmas> paddy is a film critic
< PaddyChrist> I kek'd
< We_Beechu_A_Merry_Christmas> got special access
< We_Beechu_A_Merry_Christmas> o
< PaddyChrist> to DEATH
< PaddyChrist> le shiggy troll squad
< brewman> There's a certain rung in hell reserved for paddy

< PadridgeInAPearTree> TSDBot can I get a printout of John Cena the hedgehog
< TSDBot> http://i.imgur.com/2zoHdAj.jpg

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< Texmas> Hey tall, white and ok-looking
< Texmas> whats up
< brewman> Got banned from Gaf because I made a joke that Guests in matchmaking should only get 3/5ths of a vote

< Tex> You're so cute when you're mad
< Schooly_L> why would I be mad? I just fixed a bug that's been causing me grief for a few days
< Tex> No, GV banned himself.

< ~Schooly_D> I'm sorry it had to be like this gv
-- Mode #tsd [+o General_Vagueness] by Schooly_D
< ~Schooly_D> OH NO
< TDSpiral> WHOA
< TDSpiral> STOP IT
< @General_Vagueness> hi
< TDSpiral> GET OFF IT
< TDSpiral> GET OFF IT
< TDSpiral> GET OFF IT
< TDSpiral> GET OFF
< TDSpiral> GET OFF
< NartFOpc> \o/
< NartFOpc> \o/
< NartFOpc> \o/
* Schooly_D pulls the giant lever from ON to OFF
< @General_Vagueness> are those Prince lyics?
< @General_Vagueness> if you want me to leave for a while I'll just go and not come back until tomorrow, and for the record I only complained because the whole point of gfycat is to prevent the slow loading and display I was getting
< @General_Vagueness> or the day after, even
< @General_Vagueness> let's see if I remember how to do this
-- Mode #tsd [+b General_Vagueness!*@*] by General_Vagueness
< NartFOpc> yooooooooo
-- Mode #tsd [-o General_Vagueness] by Schooly_D
< ~Schooly_D> my hands are clean
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< ~Schooly_D> remember
< ~Schooly_D> he banned himself

< @BoneKin> all this trouble because of some lazy fuck's incompetence at writing down 6 characters on a sheet of paper
< i7> this is clearly payback for the census thing
< @BoneKin> heh
< @BoneKin> these people are so incompetent that that level of petty revenge would blow my mind
< i7> or even more likely
< i7> you're put into these sorts of situations
< i7> so that you can be a thorn into the side of government
< @hlmtre> it is your density, bonekin

< Bonk-Bot> Fanfiction_txt: But now, it just seems like you're taking current events and posting you opinions on them, then slapping some Halo characters in.

< Schooly_G> http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m46eliboAd1qluri6o4_1280.png
< Schooly_G> Is there a way I can do this without having my junk on display
< Tex> Other than wearing a cup
< Tex> no
< kanbo> somehow, schooly
< Schooly_G> What about castration
< Tex> or doing it drag queen style and duct tape
< kanbo> i dont think youll need to worry about it

< Schooly_D> christ I'm a retard

< Tex> Yeah I'm kinda hype for films next year
< Yapok> who broke gv
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< -- General_Vagueness has quit (Quit: Pong timeout)
< -- General_Vagueness has quit (Quit: Pong timeout)
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< Gen_Vagueness> wtf HELP
< Yapok> that gv needs to be put down

< i7> i tried cooking this morning
< i7> now there's carbon dioxide all over my kitchen
< i7> i hope i don't catch global warming :(
< @BoneKin> wat
< i7> http://home.howstuffworks.com/home-improvement/household-safety/fire/fire-extinguisher2.htm

< BoneKin> we had timeout issues with pybot. so now if it hasn't seen a message in over a couple minutes, I think, it retries the connection
< Bonk-Bot> BonkBot Online.... use #howtobonk for instructions and running modules
< BoneKin> it's very good at rejoining now. even better than hlmtre
< Paddy> I need to build a reconnection function
< kanbo> HA
< Paddy> let's try this again
< Paddy> #engrish Seattle or Green Bay? Rodgers now better than Favre? "I Can't Breathe" T-shirts. Marvin Lewis vs Manziel. We discuss/debate 10-12E, ESPN2
< BoneKin> hehe, didn't realize hlmtre was currently missing
< BoneKin> dat unintentionally good timing

< i7> the word 'first' looks really weird
< @hlmtre> it does now
< @hlmtre> i blame you

< BoneKin> let me tell you guys a little tale of how I completely fucked my day up. and it's only 9AM
< Paddy> ayyyy
< BoneKin> this weekend I'd been having a little trouble with my car ignition. harder to turn than it should be, but still working
< BoneKin> I figured I'd get it looked at sometime this week
< BoneKin> woke up this morning, car actually started fine. no problems or difficulty turning the key
< Paddy> the time is nigh?
< BoneKin> get to work. turns out, I had asked for the day off. it just wasn't on my calendar and I'd forgotten
< BoneKin> get in car to go home, car no longer starts. at all. key doesn't turn
< Paddy> wow
< BoneKin> so now I'm spending my vacation day waiting on a tow truck to get my fucking car fixed
< Paddy> ugh
< BoneKin> at work

< Paddy> "MCC needs an update, but something went wrong"

< TSDBot> The spirits and specters from our bygone era of prosperity remind us: Schooly

< General_Vagueness> she's at a 5 to 5-and-a-half year old level, intellectually
< Ibeechu> well arent we all
< Ibeechu> anyway
< General_Vagueness> well she is literally
< General_Vagueness> as opposed to your mom who just gets that way when I come over

< General_Vagueness> I'm ready for my close-up, Mr. Dellaro

< Tex> >Look at me
< Tex> >Look at me
< Tex> >Look at me

< @hlmtre> heh, rets
< @hlmtre> schooly is trying really hard to get you to join #tsd
< rets|audrey> what's he doing now?
< @BoneKin> "This would never have happened if rets were here" when anything goes wrong
< rets|audrey> sigh

< PaddingtonBear> Marty's over
< PaddingtonBear> Farnkie is the new biz
< PaddingtonBear> I still remember that nightmare I had before HaloFest
< PaddingtonBear> where I walked to Marty/Frankie and say "OMG, you're Frankie O'Donnell/ Marty O'Connor"
< PaddingtonBear> then I apologize and leave halo forever
< General_Vagueness> and then return and created customs?
< PaddingtonBear> ;^)
< PaddingtonBear> #hyokin Frankie O'Donnell
< Bonk-Bot> >Frankie O'Donnell recieved his Halo: Reach Beta Code from Frank O'Conner through e-mail. Frankie gave it to him because Frankie O'Donnell posted first in a thread where Frankie was asking Cody Miller if he had a code yet. Frankie O'Donnell explained that Cody had one but he did not. Frankie then e-mailed him a code subject line reading "Cody's Sloppy Seconds"
< Yapok> too frank for me

< hlmtre> it's small but you're going to have to deal with it

< mechZNC> I am not sure, but sarah might have got me an xbox for christmas
< mechZNC> There is a box in the shape of it
< hlmtre> an xbone?
< mechZNC> yes
< hlmtre> a .. rectangle?
< mechZNC> Well not only that
< mechZNC> she has dropped a hint or 2
< mechZNC> I am not basing all gift assumptions on rectangles
< mechZNC> In that case I have 3 xbones
< mechZNC> and a small xbone

< TSDBot> [Twitter] [Salon @Salondotcom] "It makes you masturbate to really gross porn": Big Pharma's real reason behind the creation of Adderall (40 seconds ago) id=5648
< General_Vagueness> ...that's not remotely true, is it?
* General_Vagueness is now reexamining his viewing habits over the last few years

< BoneKin> parody account, but there's always an element of truth that makes it funny

< Schooly_G> TSDBot, can I get a printout of Marty O'Donnell reimagined as an employed bear?
< TSDBot> http://i.imgur.com/Nx3CBbY.jpg

< TDSpiral> TSDBot, can I get a printout of an employed marty?
< TSDBot> Not computing.
< TDSpiral> HEH
< kanbo> H E H
< PaddingtonBear> #twit Marty O'Donnell Employed
< Bonk-Bot> No tweets found, that's pretty shitty.

< i7> cant play blood dragon because uplay isn't working
< i7> fuck you ubisoft
< @BoneKin> I thought you fixed that issue?
< i7> guess it's broken again!
< mechZNC> I think that is a feature of Uplay
< @BoneKin> Udontplay

< Schooly_G> TSDBot, can I get a printout of a cute widdle red panda?
< TSDBot> http://i.imgur.com/k0Fkyiy.jpg
< General_Vagueness> whoa, he can sing

< kanbo> "As his body grows, twice so shall his nose"

< mechZNC> I get off work soon....That island is gonna be as flat as Keira Knightley's tits by the time I am done today

< TSDBot> [Twitter] [Fanfiction_txt @fanfiction_txt] RT @crime_man_: Hey there everyone, and welcome back to Let's Play Sonic Adventure!! In this episode, Sonic and Tails kiss and I will jerk … (1 minute ago) id=5616

< i7> remember when we used to play starcraft
< Tex> remember when we would play Monopoly
< i7>| friends don't let friends sell railroads.
< Tex> B]
< Padderin+> why isn't there a version of monopoly where someone DM's as the government
< Padderin+> and you use money to try and change the rules of the game as you play

< hlmtre> TSDBot get me a printout of mad tex
< hlmtre> y
< TSDBot> http://i.imgur.com/oQDZvH8.jpg
< hlmtre> o
< hlmtre> that'll do

< Schooly_G> Can we test how the bot handles a fake printout URL?
< Padderino> TSDBot, get me a printout of the real hlmtre
< TSDBot> http://i.imgur.com/uze37V1.jpg
< Padderino> TSDBot, get me a printout of the TSD gulags

< kapowaz> excitement builds for the next Uwe Boll movie
< Padderino> whut?
< hlmtre> TSDBot get me a printout of bonekin being smart
< TSDBot> http://i.imgur.com/AY4507C.jpg
< kanbo> that picture comes up a lot for bonekin
< hlmtre> is that mig hiding his face?
< kanbo> thats morty o'connel
< hlmtre> TSDBot get me a printout of walter brimley
< TSDBot> http://i.imgur.com/cNk9f46.jpg
< Padderino> TSDBot, get me a printout of bonekin screaming in agony
< TSDBot> http://i.imgur.com/ZyXhlYw.jpg
< kanbo> the CoD composer
< kanbo> and tdspiral

< TSDBot> Tex meant to say: I have a photograph of my skin crawling all summer long at the very thought of such a declaration.

< UnrealChief> It didn't actually take 2.4 GVs to enable voice chat did it?

< winmtre> enchilada casserole
< willfro> I want
< winmtre> dinah made it
< winmtre> very tasty
< winmtre> well we made it
< winmtre> it's her recipe
< winmtre> very simple
< winmtre> takes an hour to abke though
< winmtre> so it's not for those who are hungry right now
< willfro> just turn the heat up
< willfro> put it in the microwave
< willfro> and put the microwave in the oven
< willfro> and set the oven on fire
< willfro> set the timer to call 911
< willfro> serves 1 to firetruck

< kanbo> get in the party, schooly
< ~Schooly_D> too late
< ~Schooly_D> can't find the invite
< ~Schooly_D> KP
< ~Schooly_D> the xbone sucks
< ~Schooly_D> it took me 30 seconds to accept a friend's party invite and now I'm stuck in the pause menu in MCC
< ~Schooly_D> during a game
< Tex> Womp womp
< ~Schooly_D> it's ok though, because the game crashed
< ~Schooly_D> each successive error makes me think UnrealChief is less and less dumb for suggesting a class action lawsuit against MS/343

< @BoneKin> Hello from Boston.
< mechZNC> Hello from the internet

< General_Vagueness> http://carnage.bungie.org/haloforum/halo.forum.pl?read=1199642
< General_Vagueness> a lot of old names there, some that I don't remember hearing of even
< Schooly_G> If you post anywhere in that thread, vagueness, you're banned from IRC for a long time
< Tex> born on the 4th of july
< snipe> He's bluffing gv
< snipe> Do it
< Schooly_G> Your ride or your life, gv
< kanbo> I choose Homeward Bound 2!
< snipe> Little Kanbo, big adventure
< kanbo> I wonder who they'll get to dub my voice
< kanbo> I hope it's Bradley cooper
< snipe> It'll be nart
< snipe> Barks only
< Schooly_G> GV
* Yapok prepares a farewell card

< Schooly_G> I see you posted in my thread
< Schooly_G> I told you, in no uncertain terms, what would happen if you posted in that thread
< Schooly_G> I'm a man of my word. And I am bound by it
< General_Vagueness> [16:02:03] < Schooly_G> If you post anywhere in that thread, vagueness, you're banned from IRC for a long time
< General_Vagueness> didn't see
< General_Vagueness> also, dramatic
* General_Vagueness goes and plays Destiny

< Schooly_G> The only thing I want to know before I send you off: was it worth it?
< Schooly_G> Insolence
< Schooly_G> I didn't want it to be like this, gv
< Schooly_G> But this is the future you chose
< --- Schooly_G has kicked General_Vagueness from #tsd (Schooly_G)
< snipe> Huh, guess he wasn't bluffing
< snipe> Ah well
< Padderino> RIPIP
* Tex claps

< Schooly_G> I can't believe it's finally over
< Padderino> let's all #ugh in solidarity
< Padderino> #ugh
< BonkBot> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AlCdvfhuAs
< Blunderwearbot-PY> Youtube: Twilight Sparkle - UGH (0:00:04)
< snipe> I'd like to thank Schooly_G, for making this possible

< TDSpiral> Is there anyway to generate a nude Elite?
< TDSpiral> NUDE
< TDSpiral> ELITE
< UnrealChief> MP
→ General_Vagueness joined (General_Va@tsd-1F51EF6B.hsd1.mi.comcast.net)

< ~Schooly_D> http://carnage.bungie.org/haloforum/halo.forum.pl?read=1199583
< NartFOpc> And that's when GV was perma-banned from IRC

< Tex> >mlg pros wrote the map book
< Tex> >none of them label what teleporter goes where on chiron

< kanbo> whoops, booted up destiny on accident

< General_Vagueness> do you have something better to talk about?
< TDSpiral> #twit gv pls
< BonkBot> Tweet from 5 sausages : @Luke5sos
< BonkBot> YOU ARE MY SUNSHINE!
< BonkBot> ~~~~~~
< BonkBot> ~~~~
< BonkBot> ~~
< BonkBot> PLS FOLLOW ME!
< BonkBot> ~~
< BonkBot> ~~~~
< BonkBot> ~~~~~~
< BonkBot> 😁😁😁
< BonkBot> #vote5sos gv
< TDSpiral> N-no

< BonkBot> Translation: do not know why but I love this bonekin

< i7> do you know anything about Lansing?
< Tex> its the capitol
< i7> yeah I know it's the capitol and that's about it
< i7> small city, center of government, pretty average in just about everything else, so it seems
< General_Vagueness> it's pretty unremarkable, but that's kind of remarkable in itself
< General_Vagueness> almost everything I've heard about it paints it as exceedingly average, like above and beyond the call of mediocrity and normality

< TSDBot> Fear not, Guardians: I don't have the answers you seek

< Padderino> #engrish Fear not, Guardians: Although clearly the Xbox is going to increasingly become the ghetto platform
< BonkBot> Engrish: Don't be afraid, the guards: although clearly the Xbox gets more and more games for the platform

< Cody_Miller> hi
< Cody_Miller> I'm fucking gay as shit
< ~Schooly_D> impersonating other users is a ban-worthy offense

< Tex> Some punk-ass kids threw eggs at my car last night.
< ~Schooly_D> there's hope for america's youth after all

< kanboo> "And they're hyping their games!" he snarled witha sneer,
< kanboo> "Next month is MCC! It's practically here!"
< kanboo> Then he growled, with his warlock fingers nervously drumming,
< kanboo> "I MUST find some way to stop the Collection from coming!"
< kanboo> For November, he knew, all the HBO neckbeards and foxes,
< kanboo> Would wake bright and early. They'd rush to their Xboxes!
< kanboo> And then! Oh, the forge! The forge!
< kanboo> Forge! Forge! Forge!
< kanboo> That's the one thing he hated! The FORGE!

< Texorcist> Even though the stream is dead for me, I have a feeling I can still know where yall are in the show based off gv's live tweets

< TSDBot> But be wary, Guardians of our city: ‘In your darker moments, you will question whether humanity is really worth saving when it surrounds the war effort with this much red tape.’

< General_Vampire> I'd say Kenny G is the worst Schooly D impersonator
< General_Vampire> like, you got the name pattern down, you've got a memorable trait, but you just completely failed at everything else

< Padracula> http://vimeo.com/108788333
< Padracula> Star Wars Prequels edited into one 2 hour movie
< Yapokalypse> but is it a better movie
< Padracula> fluff cut, more coherent story
< Padracula> maybe
< Padracula> only one scene of Episode I seems to be in there
< Yapokalypse> sounds like a better movie to me
< Padracula> 8 minutes in, it's already better than Episode I
< Yapokalypse> excellent
< Padracula> fun fact: 8 minutes is all they kept from Episode I

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< &Schooly_G> I want a life where I come home and have to tread carefully because I never know when or from where my red panda will jump on me playfully
< &Schooly_G> Then we'd play voot
< Schooly-B> did someone say voot?

< General_Vampire> can I just say I resent smartphones?
< General_Vampire> people are making some genuinely cool and even useful things and making them only for smartphones-- or worse, just one kind, or slightly better, for smartphones and tablets-- and leaving out regular computers
< kapoltergeist> such as?
< General_Vampire> I don't know off the top of my head
< kapoltergeist> cool story bro.
< Padracula> gym time
< Padracula> bbl creeps
< Yapokalypse> doho
< Yapokalypse> later
< kapoltergeist> o7
< Texorcist> http://www.nytimes.com/2014/10/19/fashion/how-apples-siri-became-one-autistic-boys-bff.html?_r=0
< Texorcist> on the flip side
< kanboo> GV, i dont think youll understand the real value of a smartphone if you sit at your computer all day
< Yapokalypse> ^
< kanboo> modern jetsetting men-about-town like us need to stay connected while we're on the go
< Nartferatu> dayummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
< Texorcist> That was a 4G LTE burn right there
< General_Vampire> I get the utility
< General_Vampire> I don't like the exlusivity
< Snipemare> Ripip gv
< Yapokalypse> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95SYdjRVCR0
< Blunderwearbot-PY> Youtube: DAAAMMMMMMMMMMMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (0:00:03)
< General_Vampire> +c
-- Schooly_G has changed the topic for #tsd to "Team Schooly D IRC || GV status: blown the F U C K out"
< General_Vampire> really?